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Dirty Little Hump Monster

May 4th, 2012
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  1. 1/4
  2. >Working out in city park.
  3. >Done jogging, lay down under shade trees.
  4. >Doze off a little.
  5. >Feel something on your leg.
  6. >It's a stray fluffy stallion, happily humping your leg.
  7. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
  8. >"Huggies!"
  9. >He never stops humping.
  10. >This will not stand.
  11. "You like giving hugs?"
  12. >"Fwuffy wuv new fwiend! Gif huggies!"
  13. >Grab him by scruff of the neck.
  14. >"Owwie! Huwt! Pwease down!"
  15. >He's somewhat clean...looks well fed.
  16. >Hasn't been on the street for long.
  17. >Probably wandered off or got thrown out.
  18. "Hey, you wanna come to my house?"
  19. >Don't wait for an answer.
  20. >Stuff him in your gym bag.
  21. >"Whaaa? Dawk! Whewe fwuffy? Whewe new fwiend?"
  22. "We're going to my house. You better not shit in there or no spaghetti."
  23. >"Yay! Psghettis! No need do poopies now."
  24. >Dozens of people witnessed fluffy pony abduction.
  25. >Not a single fuck was given.
  26.  
  27. 2/4
  28. >Bring the dirty little hump monster home.
  29. >He has no idea what hell he will experience.
  30. >Boil up some ramen for him.
  31. >Put some tabasco on it.
  32. >Fluffy pony is running around your apartment.
  33. >"New fwiend house nice! Pway now?"
  34. "No...you eat spaghetti while I work on a surprise for you."
  35. >"Yay! Psghettis!"
  36. >Fluffy pony eagerly digs into ramen+tabasco.
  37. >"Oww! Owwwiee! Ow! Dis psghetti huwt fwuffy mouf!"
  38. >Stupid creature still keeps eating.
  39. >You begin work.
  40. >Have lots of material and equipment.
  41. >FOR SCIENCE.
  42. >Actually for making bongs.
  43. >There's electronic stuff too.
  44. >You set about creating the huggie machine.
  45.  
  46. "Hey fluffy...come see your surprise!"
  47. >Fluffy pony had been rolling a throw pillow around the living room floor.
  48. >Idiot thinks it's a ball.
  49. >"Yay! Supwise!" He scampers straight to you, hooves sliding on the wood floor.
  50. "This is the hug machine."
  51. >"Fwuffy wuv huggies!" he exclaims, hugging your leg.
  52. >Lift him up to table.
  53. "This machine is for special hugs."
  54. >Strap him into machine.
  55. >Hook up sensors.
  56. "Okay, we need to take a little fluff off now."
  57. >Turn on electric shears.
  58. >Fluffy pony is terrified of shears.
  59. >"Nooo! Scawy! No take fwuff!"
  60. "Oh...no shears? Okay."
  61. >Turn off electric shears.
  62. >Fluffy pony sighs with relief.
  63. >Screams when you begin pinching fluff around wiener and ripping tufts out.
  64. >"Owww! Huwt! Pwease stop ouchies!"
  65. >Oh, you ain't felt nothing yet.
  66.  
  67. 3/4
  68. >Area around fluffy wiener is trimmed.
  69. >Fluffy pony crying, tries to lick tender area but he's strapped into hug machine.
  70. >Slip glass tube over fluffy pony wiener.
  71. >"Whaaa? Why do?"
  72. >Create vacuum...instant fluffy boner.
  73. >"Owww! Huwt! Dis no huggies!"
  74. >Secure a zip-tie around base of fluffy pony wiener.
  75. >Make cock ring tight. Now he'll stay hard and can't cum.
  76. >Release vacuum, remove glass tube.
  77. >Almost ready, one last thing.
  78. >Shove electrode up fluffy pony butt.
  79. >"OWWW! No liek! Pwease let fwuffy go!"
  80. >Clip ground electrode to fluffy pony nose.
  81. >Fluffy pony is already terrified and crying.
  82. >"Why do? Onwy wan' gif huggies!"
  83. "Oh it's finally time for hugs. Are you ready?"
  84. >"No! Don' wan' gif huggies! Wan' go away!"
  85. "It's too late for that now. Meet Cinnamon!"
  86. >Put dead fluffy mare on table.
  87. >Line up crotches.
  88. "Now give Cinnamon plenty of special hugs."
  89. >Crying fluffy stallion thrashes against restraints.
  90. >"No! No! Pwease wet fwuffy go! Cinnamom scawy!"
  91. "SPECIAL HUGS, NOW!"
  92. >Fluffy pony is terrified and begins humping dead mare.
  93. >"'enuff? Pwease done now no mowe huggies?"
  94. >He stops humping dead mare.
  95. >Give him painful electric shock.
  96. >"OWWWWooooWWWWooooWWW!"
  97. "If you stop giving Cinnamon hugs you get ouchies, understand?"
  98. >Fluffy pony humping furiously as tears pour from his eyes.
  99. >You have him hooked up to an old pedometer senor.
  100. >If pelvic thrust rate drops too low, he gets an automatic shock.
  101. >Crack a beer...watch crying fluffy stallion hump a dead mare.
  102.  
  103. 4/4
  104. >Been watching captive stray fluffy hump a dead mare for 5 minutes.
  105. >Air conditioner vent blowing on him to stay cool.
  106. >Belly full of food for energy.
  107. >Painful electric shock if he slows down.
  108. >You can leave him alone for a while.
  109. >Go watch 22 minute episode of Trailer Park Boys on Netflix.
  110. >Fucking Ricky is a model for your life.
  111. >Episode ends, get another beer.
  112. >Go back to check on fluffy pony.
  113. >He's drooling, face soaked with tears.
  114. >Snot running from his nose.
  115. >Wiener chafed and raw from humping dry hole for 30 minutes.
  116. >He's had enough.
  117. >Yank electrode off nose.
  118. >Little chunk of nose meat gets ripped off.
  119. >Fluffy pony too terrified to stop humping.
  120. "So? Are you ever gonna hump my leg again?"
  121. >Exhausted fluffy can only pant "H-hug-Hug-H-huggies?"
  122. >Electrode back on nose, give him another shock.
  123. >"OOWWWooowwww! No huggies? Mista wan no huggies?"
  124. "You finally got it dumbass."
  125. >Pull electrode off. Stop him from humping.
  126. >Exhausted fluffy lies panting while you unhook him.
  127. "Now you have to do work for me to pay for your spaghetti."
  128. >Fluffy pony is too terrified to object.
  129. >Make him sweep up your kitchen & bathroom with his belly fluff.
  130. >He stops to lick his terribly sore weiner.
  131. >Smack him hard with the sorry stick.
  132. "You lick your cock on your own time! Back to work!"
  133. >It takes whimpering fluffy pony hours to finish.
  134. >Fluffy ponies are not good at work.
  135. >He did a terrible job, but you knew that in advance.
  136. "Now get out!"
  137. >You throw the stallion out with the mare's dead body.
  138. >He's blocks from the park where you found him.
  139. >Blocks from fresh grass and clean water.
  140. >He'll never find the park again.
  141. >And he'll never hump your leg again either.
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