Deception at Work

Just something to do while I am supposed to be working, so it's probably going to read like words vomited onto a page for shits and giggles. It's just something that I need to do to pass the time, because I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing. So let's hope that my supervisor doesn't notice that i'm not actually doing what i'm supposed to do, so long as I can look like I am working everything should be fine. Here's hoping that it the case anyway.

A new paragraph here for additional hiding my lies from view, deception can work on a lot of things, so long as you look like you should be there and are working no one will think otherwise. No one pays attention to the janitor unless they do something wrong. Which makes it one of the easiest ways of hiding in plain sight. Occasionally I will go to a different website to make it look like I am looking something up. Sometimes I am looking something up, but it rarely has anything to do with the work that i am supposed to be doing.

Paragraph tres for something a little different I wonder how long I can actually keep this up as it has only been a few minutes, I wonder how long this paste will be by the end of the day if I can actually manage to keep this up all day. Hopefully I won't be caught before it is time to leave for the day. Some more words here, and some over here as well makes it a proper sentence. Which annoys me. Believe it or not, It has been two minutes since I said "it has only been a few minutes," look back through what I have written and you will see that it wasn't all that far above that I wrote it. Surprising, isn't it.

Taking a break here to watch some things on youtube. edit: My supervisor came over and saw watching things on youtube and told me to stop that and to get back to work. So it's back to doing this until the end of the day, or until I get caught slacking off again, place your bets ladies and gents. It's going to be a long day today, I can tell. Maybe I should actually do what I keep saying I will and go to a strip club. Would be more interesting than anything else I have to do after work.

I need to do some research about self-employment so I can be happy before I die. In time we all go out and bow upon the stage of life before we must leave it, one of the scripts for Shakespeares plays said it best, "Exit, pursued by bear."