Demon RPG terms

The power of shortstack onee-sans is… incredible.

>Helping your onee-san up to give you head pats.
Truly magical! Are they as lewd as shortstacks and onee-sans though?

Not sure how lewd they'd be. They'd definitely be comfy as hell.
>shortstack-nee offers to help you blow off some steam
>praises you for getting big and hard for her while straddling your crotch
>lines your fat cock up with her tight hole, then slowly lowers her hips down onto yours
>tries to ask you to leave everything to onee-chan, but she's having a hard time staying composed with the pleasure running through her as she sheathes you deeper and deeper inside her
>chokes on the last of her words as she feels the head press against her womb
>takes a few seconds to calm down, but right before she speaks, you grab her thighs and pull her down on the last couple of inches of your dick, forcing yourself into her baby-maker
>her hole clamps down on you tightly as she cries out in ecstasy
>after she stops cumming, she looks at you with a gentle smile, panting heavily and calling you a naughty otouto

I want a salamander onee-san.
Praising me for doing well while training.
Having sex with her is also considered training.

>"Sex is training."
>"Training for what?"
>"Making babies."
>"Also, cardio."

But what if she gets a baby on the first try?

>"Pfff, don't worry, you can't get me pregnant, my eggs have too high of a def stat and your sperm just doesn't have enough attack yet, you need to train for that". Besides, it probably couldn't even get into my womb unless I wanted it to-
>[Critical successes] on sex, Salamander had a massive orgasm!
>Salamanders [Ovulation] has been forcefully activated
>[Critical successes] on penetrating the womb!
>Salamander gain [Filled to the brim] status
>Rolling for salamanders egg resisting the sperm...
>[Critical fail]!
>Salamander gain [Impregnated] Status! (Duration: 9 months)
>"Oh..."

I don't know why but for some reason stuff like this being expressed with RPG terms is a fetish for me.

>she can actually see the stats tick off to the side
>gets a little worried (and excited) as the successes and failures line up in your favor
I'd like to see more smug monsters be subjected to this and see how they react.

Their reaction would be priceless.
Just imagine a demon trying to corrupt you but failing and getting herself pregnant instead.

Can it really be said that you haven't been corrupted if you just knocked up a demon?

>Demon gain [Impregnated] Status!
>"What?! That wasn't supposed to-"
>her eyes widen when a pregnancy multiplier begins rolling
>smug demon not so smug when carrying quintuplets

>[Critical success] on [Impregnated], Rolling again for multiplier:
>"Damn it! You got me pregnant!"
>[Critical success]! Rolling again.
>"Wait... No..."
>[Critical success]! Rolling again.
>"Oh no... just..."
>[Critical success]! Rolling again.
>"Oh fuck"
>Demons [Impregnated] got replaced by [Impregnate: Quintuplets]
>[Impregnate: Quintuplets] Is preventing demon from using [Smug]
>Anon gained X levels from defeating Demon
I bet she would just look at you with wide eyes not knowing what to say or do, your dick still inside of her.