How I commentate (or commentext) #2

[21:45:42] Kain: so CLG vs. Coast
[21:45:56] Kain: I still don't know why they decided to go from GGU to Coast
[21:46:03] Kain: did they spend too much time in Cali
[21:46:32] Kain: Shiptur with the Q spam
[21:46:55] Kain: Elise loses half of her mana shockingly fast
[21:47:04] Kain: goddamn, Riot, you nerfed her mana hard
[21:47:40] Kain: Elise decides to turn into the support for a bit
[21:47:48] Kain: along with Jarvan
[21:48:32] Kain: Elise pump fakes an all-in
[21:49:05] Kain: bot lane tower gets sieged
[21:49:33] Kain: Renek uses an MLG pro gapclose trick to stun cait
[21:49:55] Kain: Doublelift goes oom with all the pixie dust spam
[21:49:58] Kain: time to go blue
[21:50:04] Kain: Zed ults
[21:50:11] Kain: and does pitifully weak damage
[21:50:25] Kain: cue Bronze V saying Zed was overnerfed
[21:50:31] Kain: meanwhile, Karthus gets first blood
[21:50:45] Kain: Karthus on the roam
[21:50:52] Kain: CLG does dragon
[21:50:56] Kain: Zed contests?
[21:51:10] Kain: Blitz kills Karth
[21:51:22] Kain: Zed fucks up the kill
[21:51:31] Kain: wow.
[21:51:36] Kain: Zed, you suck
[21:51:50] Kain: also, HP/5 OP
[21:51:51] Kain: pls nerf
[21:51:59] Kain: bot lane tower goes down
[21:52:18] Kain: Doublelift with the zoning
[21:52:25] Kain: Orianna ults
[21:52:31] Kain: kills chauster
[21:52:35] Kain: gg
[21:52:44] Kain: you just killed liftlift's mentor
[21:52:49] Kain: cue 1v5 pentakill
[21:52:53] Kain: to avenge the loss
[21:53:09] Kain: gold lead is even
[21:53:19] Kain: CLG does drag
[21:53:33] Kain: Blitz steals dragon
[21:53:40] Kain: that play was for Edward
[21:53:48] Kain: RIP Edward's hook
[21:54:19] Kain: Elise tries to all-in on renek
[21:54:25] Kain: slippery croc, though
[21:54:32] Kain: decides to just eat Jarvan's face off
[21:54:42] Kain: top tower falls
[21:55:13] Kain: Jintae gets into a mechanics fight with Doublelift
[21:55:16] Kain: and fails to kill him
[21:55:23] Kain: Ez E+lantern OP
[21:55:37] Kain: clutch spider
[21:56:01] Kain: renek beats up bot tower
[21:56:08] Kain: while waveclearing
[21:56:10] Kain: mlg
[21:56:29] Kain: CST takes top tower in the meantime
[21:56:42] Kain: Blitz fails to hook Karth
[21:56:54] Kain: cait sets up siege on mid tower
[21:57:06] Kain: has to abort because of Jarvan's face
[21:57:20] Kain: Karthus steals blue
[21:57:37] Kain: incoming fight at mid?
[21:57:45] Kain: nah
[21:57:51] Kain: CLG breaks off
[21:58:05] Kain: CST just gives up and gives CLG free farm
[21:58:33] Kain: Blitz i position
[21:58:36] Kain: to make the plays
[21:58:45] Kain: he never does, though
[21:58:54] Kain: CLG slightly ahead in gold
[21:59:11] Kain: Ez ults mid lane
[21:59:15] Kain: to stop pushing
[21:59:37] Kain: Zed is itching to 1v1 someone
[21:59:44] Kain: CLG does drag
[21:59:47] Kain: contested
[21:59:51] Kain: Elise steals
[21:59:58] Kain: shit, CST is consistent with the steals
[22:00:05] Kain: slightly ahead of CLG now
[22:00:30] Kain: push down mid
[22:00:39] Kain: Chauster hooks Blitz
[22:00:44] Kain: and gets bursted down
[22:00:49] Kain: gg, nerd
[22:00:57] Kain: Karthus finishes the job for him
[22:01:16] Kain: Zed attempts to split push, but gets scared
[22:01:19] Valen: I left four hours ago and you're still going.
[22:01:20] Valen: lol
[22:01:24] Kain: I stopped for a bit
[22:01:51] Kain: and I got this
[22:01:51] Kain: http://puu.sh/3fdpN.jpg

[22:01:53]   Image: http://puu.sh/3fdpN.jpg
[22:02:10] Kain: Zed is really itching to 1v1 Renekton
[22:02:17] Kain: but the HP bar scares him a bit
[22:02:27] Kain: plus, Renek armored up
[22:02:34] Kain: Chauster goes in
[22:02:38] Kain: no one goes in with him
[22:02:39] Kain: he dies
[22:02:44] Kain: Zed ults Renek
[22:02:56] Kain: and scratches the 1v1 itch he had for a while
[22:03:05] Kain: DOublelift splitpushes
[22:03:14] Kain: CLG and CST take towers at the same time
[22:03:18] Kain: siege down mid
[22:03:27] Kain: lol...
[22:03:32] Kain: Doublelift gets hooked
[22:03:35] Kain: but presses E
[22:03:53] Kain: cue CST getting mad
[22:04:01] Kain: Ez ult barely misses Orianna
[22:04:18] Kain: Elise waveclears with her spider sense
[22:04:35] Kain: Doublelift tries to get more footage for his mechanics montage
[22:05:03] Kain: Zed attempts to 1v1 Ez
[22:05:04] Kain: and wins
[22:05:08] Kain: ggwp assassins OP
[22:05:19] Kain: Blitz hooks Chauster
[22:05:24] Kain: and murders him
[22:05:31] Kain: mid tower down
[22:05:40] Kain: will CLG surrender at 20~
[22:05:56] Kain: CSt does drag
[22:06:01] Kain: uncontested
[22:06:07] Kain: they're really good at this dragon thing
[22:06:12] Kain: must run in the family
[22:06:49] Kain: Doublelift farming like an Asian
[22:06:55] Kain: rice farmer, rather
[22:07:12] Kain: Blitz aggros red with passive
[22:07:31] Kain: Zed throws a shuriken at Renek for 0 damage
[22:07:38] Kain: Blitz hooks J4
[22:07:40] Kain: and kills him
[22:07:51] Kain: seriously, when did Blitz turn into a carry
[22:08:04] Kain: baron bait
[22:08:10] Kain: Ez wastes ult
[22:08:13] Kain: lol
[22:08:18] Kain: Blitz does R>Q
[22:08:22] Kain: and Ez presses E
[22:08:26] Kain: best plan NA
[22:08:37] Kain: silence couldn't stop Ez
[22:08:55] Kain: Zed lifesteals golems
[22:09:10] Kain: massive minion wave heading top
[22:09:25] Kain: Orianna takes up the role of the rice farmer
[22:09:36] Kain: 4v5 at baron
[22:09:47] Kain: Zed kills Thresh
[22:09:53] Kain: CLG gets baron
[22:09:57] Kain: well, shit
[22:10:01] Kain: that escalated quickly.
[22:10:22] Kain: CLG takes mid
[22:10:39] Kain: and cait is left with a measly minion wave to farm
[22:10:48] Kain: CST protects their investment
[22:10:59] Kain: massive bait at red buff
[22:11:04] Kain: no one goes for it
[22:11:25] Kain: Zed gets caught and dies like a crub
[22:11:28] Kain: *Scrub
[22:11:32] Valen: Who needs Jatt or Rivington when we have our very own commentator, Kain.
[22:11:35] Kain: he does damage before dying
[22:11:49] Kain: so it's evened out in CST's favor
[22:12:23] Kain: Link goes to the rice farm with Karth
[22:12:42] Kain: CST does dragon
[22:12:47] Kain: CLG can't contest
[22:12:54] Kain: however
[22:12:57] Kain: they are pushing lanes hard
[22:13:02] Kain: or top lane, rather
[22:13:29] Kain: J4 steals wraiths
[22:13:52] Kain: Cait tries to copy #doubleliftmechanics
[22:14:04] Kain: Blitz punches J4 and misses his hook
[22:14:09] Kain: shit, son
[22:14:13] Kain: this robot is getting rusty
[22:14:53] Kain: Elise taunts CLG for a bit
[22:15:20] Kain: Zed with the waveclear
[22:15:25] Kain: ninja powers
[22:15:33] Kain: teamfight
[22:15:39] Kain: Orianna is out of position
[22:15:55] Kain: CST dies like a Bronze V solo q team
[22:16:06] Kain: Karth gets a quad
[22:16:16] Kain: suddenly, the game turns into Quake
[22:16:39] Kain: since Doublelift is dead, though, pushing is a bit meh
[22:16:58] Kain: baron fight decides who gets the gg
[22:17:30] Kain: Karth presses b
[22:17:33] Kain: so 4v5 for a bit
[22:17:59] Kain: CST attempts to bait baron
[22:18:16] Kain: they pussy out hard
[22:18:26] Kain: Blitz misses his hook
[22:18:28] Kain: like a scrub
[22:18:43] Kain: CLG with the MLG pro teamfighting skills
[22:18:54] Kain: Ez ults does 9999 damage to exactly no one
[22:19:09] Kain: Cait tries to appease her hunter instincts
[22:19:48] Kain: Renekton shows off his waveclear
[22:20:00] Kain: CLG attempts to bait baron?
[22:20:06] Kain: they decide they're too cool for that shit
[22:20:25] Kain: mexican standoff at mid lane
[22:20:43] Kain: Blitz starts the fight
[22:20:51] Kain: Zed dies hard
[22:20:58] Kain: well
[22:20:58] Kain: shit
[22:21:06] Kain: cue push to inhib
[22:21:27] Kain: Chauster tries to finish the job
[22:21:34] Kain: Doublelift takes the glory
[22:22:04] Kain: this mid lane is going to cause problems for CST
[22:22:08] Kain: cue minions winning game
[22:22:18] Kain: Chauster fistfights baron
[22:22:24] Kain: uncontested by CST
[22:22:30] Kain: through no fault of their own
[22:22:53] Kain: so far, it's looking like gg for CLG
[22:23:26] Kain: Thresh wishes he could pick up these souls right about now
[22:23:42] Kain: CST camps out at bot bush
[22:23:55] Kain: Blitz starts the fight
[22:24:01] Kain: and gets a kill
[22:24:16] Kain: still in CLG's favor
[22:24:22] Kain: they take bot tower
[22:24:43] Kain: so that bait did exactly nothing except cause a 3v5 in exchange for tower and drag
[22:25:42] Kain: Ez ults Orianna
[22:25:50] Kain: but she blinks out at the last second
[22:25:54] Kain: wasted ult
[22:26:03] Kain: can get back in a couple of seconds anyway
[22:26:10] Kain: if Ez keeps hitting things with pixie dust
[22:26:27] Kain: Cait blocks off bot
[22:26:39] Kain: will need mlg pro mechanics to not get caught there
[22:27:00] Kain: standoff at mid
[22:27:05] Kain: or rather, staredown
[22:27:08] Kain: CLG goes in
[22:27:33] Kain: Blitz barely misses his hook
[22:27:39] Kain: Orianna misses ult
[22:27:39] Kain: gg
[22:27:42] Kain: best play NA
[22:27:54] Kain: make Jintae the MVP
[22:28:29] Kain: check out all the people he caught with Shockwave
[22:28:45] Kain: Chauster gets caught
[22:28:49] Kain: doesn't die like a scrub
[22:28:51] Kain: but comes close
[22:28:56] Kain: no flash to make the plays
[22:29:09] Zari0t: Kain
[22:29:15] Zari0t: we seriously need you on vent/skype/mumble for these things
[22:29:20] Zari0t: I think I'd die from the hype.
[22:29:28] Kain: CLG on baron
[22:29:37] Kain: Jintae redeems himself
[22:29:43] Kain: Zed kills liftlift
[22:29:44] PlasmicBlast: no talk guy
[22:29:52] Kain: Renek does GA
[22:30:11] Kain: and dies like a Cardboard MCMXVIII bro
[22:30:15] Kain: CST gets baron
[22:30:54] Kain: Jarvan is extremely mad
[22:30:54] Kain: lol
[22:31:03] Kain: check out the Ez ult
[22:31:15] Kain: way too lazy to mash E+right click
[22:31:17] Kain: so he ults red
[22:31:26] Kain: Doublelift for president
[22:31:36] Kain: siege at mid
[22:32:05] Kain: tower blocked off
[22:32:13] Kain: tower gone
[22:32:17] Kain: inhib next
[22:32:19] Kain: J4 goes in
[22:32:29] Kain: Renek dies like a coward
[22:32:45] Kain: J4 gets hooked and punched in the dick
[22:32:58] Kain: Doublelift gets hit by an atomic nuke
[22:33:05] Kain: and CST closes out the game
[22:33:21] Zari0t: so
[22:33:28] Zari0t: thus far, only C9 is undefeated.
[22:33:29] Kain: Chauster can't do the MLG pro 420 360noscope fountain kill
[22:34:02] Kain: that would've been soooooooooooooooooo hype if he killed blitz with the fountain
[22:34:44] Zari0t: Kain, skype
[22:36:03] Trickysticks has left the room.
[22:36:46] Kain: they should totally play Cinema
[22:36:52] Kain: by Skrillex