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  1. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: johnny what is all this
  2. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: my patented can based home defense syetsm
  3. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: johnny pls
  4. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: its g00d
  5. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: what is this other stuff in your home, here
  6. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: uhh trash
  7. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: johnny no
  8. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: cans
  9. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: what dude
  10. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: you don't have guns, johnny
  11. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: ok
  12. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: or a computer
  13. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: or a bar
  14. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: dude this is t he nsa headquarters
  15. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: johnny please
  16. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: we have to have guns
  17. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: or the muslims will invade
  18. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: this is the half life 2 universe
  19. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: there is no NSA
  20. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: well there is now
  21. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: yo wtf
  22. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: that was my cool shelf
  23. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: are you trying to pull the brick off the wall
  24. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: that wont work
  25. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: what does this even do, johnny
  26. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: it protects my home from theives
  27. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: it's dropping my frames to like 16
  28. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: because it wakes everyone up in a 10 mile radius
  29. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: 100% legit
  30. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: too laggy, johnny
  31. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: ok
  32. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: use fewer cans
  33. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: dude i'm high as fuck right now
  34. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: uh oh
  35. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: huh
  36. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: PUI
  37. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: ???
  38. [LOOC] Orin McCallister: playing under the influence
  39. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: not illegal
  40. [OOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: 420 blaze it
  41. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: me 2
  42. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: oh shit
  43. Arctic has connected to the server.
  44. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 steps into the apartment building and walks towards the elevator, pressing the big red call button.
  45. [OOC] Ruslana Tyszczenko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  46. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Spasibo."
  47. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: You know the rules."
  48. [A 5''9'''' dirty-blon...] says "..eh..."
  49. [A 5''9'''' dirty-blon...] says "..spasibo..?"
  50. [LOOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: uh
  51. [LOOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: i dont know russian
  52. [A 5''9'''' dirty-blon...] says "Oh! You mean- I am not Russian, I understand, tak, tak."
  53. Johnny Nutmegg whispers "faggot shit"
  54. [A 5''9'''' dirty-blon...] says "Is good, is good."
  55. [LOOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: how do you say it in ukrainian ay
  56. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Anyways."
  57. [LOOC] Ruslana Tyszczenko: well, for one in russian it's spasiba, and i'm pretty sure in ukrainian it's the same but they don't say it for thank you
  58. [LOOC] Ruslana Tyszczenko: but maybe they do
  59. [LOOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: o my b
  60. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: ."
  61. Screenshot Requested
  62. Screenshot Requested
  63. [LOOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: i swear i read spasibo somewhere once and thought it was a conjugation or something but i digress
  64. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Please face the wall, inspection position."
  65. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: This will be over soon."
  66. ** [A 5''9'''' dirty-blon...] turns around, nodding. She plants her palms on the wall and spreads her legs.
  67. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 clips his stunbaton to his utility belt before conducting a loose pat-down of the woman.
  68. ** She hasn't got anything in her pockets or tucked into her coat.
  69. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 steps back.
  70. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Thank you."
  71. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: oi
  72. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 grabs his baton and quickly checks around the room.
  73. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: can i have a gun if i get it IC
  74. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Thank you for your cooperation, citizen."
  75. [PM] Orin McCallister: how would you get it IC
  76. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: I would like to admit to you that I regret your ration reduction situation."
  77. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: steal it from a cop, find it, idk
  78. [A 5''9'''' dirty-blon...] says "Uh huh, is fine."
  79. [PM] Orin McCallister: you won't find a gun lying around, johnny
  80. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Good luck with that."
  81. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: ok
  82. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Stay in the elevator, citizen."
  83. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 knocks on the door to the second-floor apartment.
  84. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Civil Protection, open the door and submit to compulsory inspection."
  85. ** Somebody would remain silent inside the apartment
  86. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 yells "<:: Civil Protection. Open the door."
  87. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 knocks with more intensity.
  88. Somebody yells "No."
  89. Somebody yells "Open it yourself you lazy jew."
  90. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 says "<:: Well, then."
  91. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 unslings his SPAS-12.
  92. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 yells "<:: Have it your way."
  93. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: can
  94. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: C A N
  95. [PM] Orin McCallister: overcan
  96. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 aims his shotgun and blows the door open.
  97. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: spas 12 vs can
  98. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: who wins
  99. [PM] Orin McCallister: spas 12
  100. [PM] Johnny Nutmegg: lets find out
  101. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 radios in "<:: Possible 10-59 here, investigating."
  102. ** Johnny Nutmegg would peek out from behind the stove and throw a can at the CP.
  103. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 yells "<:: Hey."
  104. Johnny Nutmegg yells "Hi."
  105. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 yells "<:: Just what the hell is this?"
  106. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 yells "<:: You come out with your hands up or I have no choice but to assume you are armed and to shoot to kill."
  107. Johnny Nutmegg yells "THIS IS MY KINGDOM!"
  108. OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 yells "<:: Do you understand?"
  109. Johnny Nutmegg yells "no!"
  110. ** Johnny Nutmegg would throw another can at the CP
  111. ** OCP.C17-11P.01.20722 pushes forward through the barrage of cans.
  112. ** Johnny Nutmegg would jump out of the window
  113. *** ERROR: C_ServerRagdoll::InitModel: models/bloocobalt/citizens/male_09.mdl missing vcollide data ***
  114. [OOC] Orin McCallister: AHAHAHAHHAHA
  115. [LOOC] Johnny Nutmegg: fuck
  116. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: fuck
  117. Orin McCallister banned the character 'Johnny Nutmegg'.
  118. You cannot do this action at the moment!
  119. [OOC] Orin McCallister: pk
  120. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: i meant to land in the water ffs
  121. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: rip
  122. [OOC] Ruslana Tyszczenko: what a life
  123. [OOC] Orin McCallister: rejoin to make new character
  124. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: ok
  125. [OOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: rest in peace sir nutmegg
  126. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: i think i'm actually going to go to bed
  127. You cannot cannot talk out-of-character for another 3 second(s)!
  128. [OOC] Orin McCallister: that's fine
  129. You cannot cannot talk out-of-character for another 1 second(s)!
  130. [OOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: good night stay stoned
  131. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: its fucking late
  132. [OOC] Orin McCallister: goodnight
  133. [OOC] OCP.C17-11P.01.20722: come back some time pal :0)
  134. [OOC] Johnny Nutmegg: peace guize
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