The Legend of Fujikkuri part II

The Legend of Fujikkuri 2: Japanese Electric Yukkuri Miko Gigolette Boogaloo

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Part 1: http://pastebin.com/3N3VnfRw
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/H4eaXyXY

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(how lewd)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> so she's extraordinary techniques with him

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<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Hmm, I suppose there is that. Julia would take a long time to defeat a heavy armor user, wouldn't she
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> And Hakufu as well
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> well, hakufu will screw this up and become a pinpoint machine of precision at one point, but i find it highly amusing that voiceless has rules for mass debating

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> also, i see the bun

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<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> And the game allow savescumming
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You can even game over and restart the floor
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> This will obviously be fixed at some point
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> just cannot be fixed
<Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You know, miko pikachu, maybe it can't
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD

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(On complaining to the boss)

<Bayushi_Sousou> Just make a note of your displeasure.
<Bayushi_Sousou> We are doing the best we can for a job we are not being paid for, and we are doing it under his direction, but that tone is not welcomed
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> we need to be sweet tone of voice
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Shut up, bun

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<Patchouli_Knowledge> Hmm, is Storm God's Fury good for tanking, or is it too speed-based?
<Patchouli_Knowledge> Okay, not good for defense
<Patchouli_Knowledge> Best stats are Speed and Strike
<Alice_Margatroid> Yeah. I personally don't really like it much
<Patchouli_Knowledge> Ultimate Dragon is another weird style
<Patchouli_Knowledge> Balanced, but speed-based, and it tends to be a bit weak against other speedster styles.
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> so weak
<Patchouli_Knowledge> bun, that's very arrogant of you XD
<Patchouli_Knowledge> just because you have two styles that can mess up initiative-dependent opponents doesn't mean they're weak

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> qualified for koku, fujibun
* @Patchouli_Knowledge keeps fujibun away from the treasury. :I

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> is almost busted, i'd say sheltering water intercession's dodge, a talon and the flavour of it
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> yes, fujibun. Sheltering Water Intercession is busted

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<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Also, certain tactics can force Fujiko to fight at a tempo she doesn't like (i.e. needing to go fast)
<Bayushi_Sousou> When that even happened?
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Chasing a thief
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> to use a microwave oven
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> lol fujibun XD
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> such is life in kung-fu land, when you must fight for the right to use a microwave oven

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> yup, i wouldn't tell anyone about us
<Inoue_Fujiko> fuji-bun are you indecently proposing someone

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<NiftyThrifty> Its hard to party mode a conversation with anyone though
<NiftyThrifty> Kind of gets akward if theres three of us all pressing one dude for stuff
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> true. While it's fine if someone's watching my back, if either of you think there's something you could check on while I talk to people, do it
<@AncientSpark> That dude is probably just rolling his eyes and screaming internally
<@AncientSpark> "Duuuuuude, one at a time."
<Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko: NO
<Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko: HAREM MODE ACTIVATE
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> xd
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> in that fujiko ruined everything last wednesday
<Bayushi_Sousou> XD

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> boobs part
<Bayushi_Sousou> Goddamit Fujiko.
<Bayushi_Sousou> Stop thinking about breasts.
<@FuzzyPickles> it's because she's hanging around her mom

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<Hata_no_Kotoro> Huehuehue
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> huehuehue
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Oh dear god.
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fujibun learned to huehuehue
<Hata_no_Kotoro> Just as planned

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<@FuzzyPickles> Qiaolian? She won't.
<@FuzzyPickles> She's not pregnant
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> yeah, she whispered into qiaolian's
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> no, not that. About having to say - fujibun what
<@FuzzyPickles> No, Fujiko hasn't seduced Qiaolian

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(On Puzzle and Dragons patching)

<Youmu_Konpaku> In a bit over 6 hours it's patch time.
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> oh shit, patching
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> oh shit moment you have it
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> shut up fujibun
<Bayushi_Sousou> You just hate that the bun is right XD

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> unless we'll need to become violent
* @Patchouli_Knowledge hides from fujibun
<Bayushi_Sousou> Fujibun
<Bayushi_Sousou> Always offering violence

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(TOO LEWD)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> of talking about whether i want to anyway, and a sex slave from when she hit rank 3 techs
<Patchouli_Knowledge> fujibun, what
<@FuzzyPickles> Fujibun has been having fun today

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(Did Fuji-bun watch Madoka Magica?)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> grim, serious magical girl show

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(wait, what)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> and ravenous wings is alice's singing ability

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<Bayushi_Sousou> (pastebin link of a work in progress)
<Bayushi_Sousou> Is this awesome
<Bayushi_Sousou> or is this fail?
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> you fail by 10 or more, it didn't remember how to defend yourself
<Bayushi_Sousou> Bun, so mean ;_;

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> can continue the rps but slowly, and you do a unicorn
<Bayushi_Sousou> Doing an unicorn?
<Bayushi_Sousou> B-but that is forbidden love.

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(Fujibun is OP, nerf pls)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> can lower the tn
<Bayushi_Sousou> No lowering the TN, Fuji-bun. That is cheating. Or Shibe.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> waaaaay too many houserules

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<statik> S-so Sadao would make a good wife...?
<Hata_no_Kotoro> Best waifu
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> worst waifu

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(GM Fuji-bun)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> never gmed : p
<Daemonfey> GM Fuji-bun
<Daemonfey> Fund it
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> It would be her magical realm
<Daemonfey> Violence and lewd.
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> lots of both

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(Fuji-bun's RPG homebrew)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> alright, next day, statuesque woman, and +20 for a rank 1 lets them reroll damage
<@Aiying> That is COMPLETELY BROKEN you are not allowed to make balance suggestions anymore

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> be screwed up on people's part

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(rabu~)

<Tsukino_Miyako> I <3 Hakufu
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i <3 you so
<Tsukino_Miyako> Bun agrees!

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<Alice_Margatroid> I'm not sure...Is any of us a hero to the masses?
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> a tragic hero
<Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
<Tsukino_Miyako> I almost wish Bun was right
<Tsukino_Miyako> just so bun would be right
<Tsukino_Miyako> Wait, wait, Bun was right
<Tsukino_Miyako> Because Julia and Hakufu were Romeo and Juliet

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(Since when are Shugenja paladins?)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> an isawa shugenja, paladins in shining armor

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> talk to run away

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(T...too lewd)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> fujibun, what Patchouli_Knowledge, what's huge orgasm with a 36 might disrupt to fujiko along
<@FuzzyPickles> I....I don't think that's ever going to happen as a disrupt, bun.

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(Hide your sisters)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> her sister is in one turn
<Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun, what
<Tsukino_Miyako> ....I have guesses
<Tsukino_Miyako> but I don't want to say them

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> aggressive crane + Patchouli_Knowledge song doesn't look at a door to
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> no, fuji-bun, not the aggressive cranes
<Daemonfey> XD
<Daemonfey> YOU FUCKED NOW
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> ;_;

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> a shameless slut, whore, and murderess, and remove idealistic
<Hata_no_Kotoro> XD
<Hata_no_Kotoro> Describing  yourself, bun?
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Now, now, she's not really a murderess... probably.