SHARE
TWEET

The Legend of Fujikkuri part II

Lord_Specineff13 Nov 8th, 2014 (edited) 212 Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
  1. The Legend of Fujikkuri 2: Japanese Electric Yukkuri Miko Gigolette Boogaloo
  2.  
  3. -----
  4.  
  5. Part 1: http://pastebin.com/3N3VnfRw
  6. Part 3: http://pastebin.com/H4eaXyXY
  7.  
  8. -----
  9.  
  10. (how lewd)
  11.  
  12. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> so she's extraordinary techniques with him
  13.  
  14. -----
  15.  
  16. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Hmm, I suppose there is that. Julia would take a long time to defeat a heavy armor user, wouldn't she
  17. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> And Hakufu as well
  18. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> well, hakufu will screw this up and become a pinpoint machine of precision at one point, but i find it highly amusing that voiceless has rules for mass debating
  19.  
  20. -----
  21.  
  22. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> also, i see the bun
  23.  
  24. -----
  25.  
  26. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> And the game allow savescumming
  27. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You can even game over and restart the floor
  28. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> This will obviously be fixed at some point
  29. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> just cannot be fixed
  30. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You know, miko pikachu, maybe it can't
  31. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
  32.  
  33. -----
  34.  
  35. (On complaining to the boss)
  36.  
  37. <Bayushi_Sousou> Just make a note of your displeasure.
  38. <Bayushi_Sousou> We are doing the best we can for a job we are not being paid for, and we are doing it under his direction, but that tone is not welcomed
  39. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> we need to be sweet tone of voice
  40. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Shut up, bun
  41.  
  42. -----
  43.  
  44. <Patchouli_Knowledge> Hmm, is Storm God's Fury good for tanking, or is it too speed-based?
  45. <Patchouli_Knowledge> Okay, not good for defense
  46. <Patchouli_Knowledge> Best stats are Speed and Strike
  47. <Alice_Margatroid> Yeah. I personally don't really like it much
  48. <Patchouli_Knowledge> Ultimate Dragon is another weird style
  49. <Patchouli_Knowledge> Balanced, but speed-based, and it tends to be a bit weak against other speedster styles.
  50. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> so weak
  51. <Patchouli_Knowledge> bun, that's very arrogant of you XD
  52. <Patchouli_Knowledge> just because you have two styles that can mess up initiative-dependent opponents doesn't mean they're weak
  53.  
  54. -----
  55.  
  56. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> qualified for koku, fujibun
  57. * @Patchouli_Knowledge keeps fujibun away from the treasury. :I
  58.  
  59. -----
  60.  
  61. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> is almost busted, i'd say sheltering water intercession's dodge, a talon and the flavour of it
  62. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> yes, fujibun. Sheltering Water Intercession is busted
  63.  
  64. -----
  65.  
  66. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Also, certain tactics can force Fujiko to fight at a tempo she doesn't like (i.e. needing to go fast)
  67. <Bayushi_Sousou> When that even happened?
  68. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Chasing a thief
  69. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> to use a microwave oven
  70. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> lol fujibun XD
  71. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> such is life in kung-fu land, when you must fight for the right to use a microwave oven
  72.  
  73. -----
  74.  
  75. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> yup, i wouldn't tell anyone about us
  76. <Inoue_Fujiko> fuji-bun are you indecently proposing someone
  77.  
  78. -----
  79.  
  80. <NiftyThrifty> Its hard to party mode a conversation with anyone though
  81. <NiftyThrifty> Kind of gets akward if theres three of us all pressing one dude for stuff
  82. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> true. While it's fine if someone's watching my back, if either of you think there's something you could check on while I talk to people, do it
  83. <@AncientSpark> That dude is probably just rolling his eyes and screaming internally
  84. <@AncientSpark> "Duuuuuude, one at a time."
  85. <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko: NO
  86. <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko: HAREM MODE ACTIVATE
  87. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
  88. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> xd
  89. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> in that fujiko ruined everything last wednesday
  90. <Bayushi_Sousou> XD
  91.  
  92. -----
  93.  
  94. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> boobs part
  95. <Bayushi_Sousou> Goddamit Fujiko.
  96. <Bayushi_Sousou> Stop thinking about breasts.
  97. <@FuzzyPickles> it's because she's hanging around her mom
  98.  
  99. -----
  100.  
  101. <Hata_no_Kotoro> Huehuehue
  102. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> huehuehue
  103. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Oh dear god.
  104. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fujibun learned to huehuehue
  105. <Hata_no_Kotoro> Just as planned
  106.  
  107. -----
  108.  
  109. <@FuzzyPickles> Qiaolian? She won't.
  110. <@FuzzyPickles> She's not pregnant
  111. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> yeah, she whispered into qiaolian's
  112. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> no, not that. About having to say - fujibun what
  113. <@FuzzyPickles> No, Fujiko hasn't seduced Qiaolian
  114.  
  115. -----
  116.  
  117. (On Puzzle and Dragons patching)
  118.  
  119. <Youmu_Konpaku> In a bit over 6 hours it's patch time.
  120. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> oh shit, patching
  121. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> oh shit moment you have it
  122. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> shut up fujibun
  123. <Bayushi_Sousou> You just hate that the bun is right XD
  124.  
  125. -----
  126.  
  127. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> unless we'll need to become violent
  128. * @Patchouli_Knowledge hides from fujibun
  129. <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujibun
  130. <Bayushi_Sousou> Always offering violence
  131.  
  132. -----
  133.  
  134. (TOO LEWD)
  135.  
  136. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> of talking about whether i want to anyway, and a sex slave from when she hit rank 3 techs
  137. <Patchouli_Knowledge> fujibun, what
  138. <@FuzzyPickles> Fujibun has been having fun today
  139.  
  140. -----
  141.  
  142. (Did Fuji-bun watch Madoka Magica?)
  143.  
  144. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> grim, serious magical girl show
  145.  
  146. -----
  147.  
  148. (wait, what)
  149.  
  150. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and ravenous wings is alice's singing ability
  151.  
  152. -----
  153.  
  154. <Bayushi_Sousou> (pastebin link of a work in progress)
  155. <Bayushi_Sousou> Is this awesome
  156. <Bayushi_Sousou> or is this fail?
  157. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> you fail by 10 or more, it didn't remember how to defend yourself
  158. <Bayushi_Sousou> Bun, so mean ;_;
  159.  
  160. -----
  161.  
  162. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> can continue the rps but slowly, and you do a unicorn
  163. <Bayushi_Sousou> Doing an unicorn?
  164. <Bayushi_Sousou> B-but that is forbidden love.
  165.  
  166. -----
  167.  
  168. (Fujibun is OP, nerf pls)
  169.  
  170. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> can lower the tn
  171. <Bayushi_Sousou> No lowering the TN, Fuji-bun. That is cheating. Or Shibe.
  172.  
  173. -----
  174.  
  175. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> waaaaay too many houserules
  176.  
  177. -----
  178.  
  179. <statik> S-so Sadao would make a good wife...?
  180. <Hata_no_Kotoro> Best waifu
  181. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> worst waifu
  182.  
  183. -----
  184.  
  185. (GM Fuji-bun)
  186.  
  187. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> never gmed : p
  188. <Daemonfey> GM Fuji-bun
  189. <Daemonfey> Fund it
  190. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> It would be her magical realm
  191. <Daemonfey> Violence and lewd.
  192. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> lots of both
  193.  
  194. -----
  195.  
  196. (Fuji-bun's RPG homebrew)
  197.  
  198. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> alright, next day, statuesque woman, and +20 for a rank 1 lets them reroll damage
  199. <@Aiying> That is COMPLETELY BROKEN you are not allowed to make balance suggestions anymore
  200.  
  201. -----
  202.  
  203. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> be screwed up on people's part
  204.  
  205. -----
  206.  
  207. (rabu~)
  208.  
  209. <Tsukino_Miyako> I <3 Hakufu
  210. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i <3 you so
  211. <Tsukino_Miyako> Bun agrees!
  212.  
  213. -----
  214.  
  215. <Alice_Margatroid> I'm not sure...Is any of us a hero to the masses?
  216. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> a tragic hero
  217. <Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
  218. <Tsukino_Miyako> I almost wish Bun was right
  219. <Tsukino_Miyako> just so bun would be right
  220. <Tsukino_Miyako> Wait, wait, Bun was right
  221. <Tsukino_Miyako> Because Julia and Hakufu were Romeo and Juliet
  222.  
  223. -----
  224.  
  225. (Since when are Shugenja paladins?)
  226.  
  227. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> an isawa shugenja, paladins in shining armor
  228.  
  229. -----
  230.  
  231. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> talk to run away
  232.  
  233. -----
  234.  
  235. (T...too lewd)
  236.  
  237. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> fujibun, what Patchouli_Knowledge, what's huge orgasm with a 36 might disrupt to fujiko along
  238. <@FuzzyPickles> I....I don't think that's ever going to happen as a disrupt, bun.
  239.  
  240. -----
  241.  
  242. (Hide your sisters)
  243.  
  244. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> her sister is in one turn
  245. <Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun, what
  246. <Tsukino_Miyako> ....I have guesses
  247. <Tsukino_Miyako> but I don't want to say them
  248.  
  249. -----
  250.  
  251. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> aggressive crane + Patchouli_Knowledge song doesn't look at a door to
  252. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> no, fuji-bun, not the aggressive cranes
  253. <Daemonfey> XD
  254. <Daemonfey> YOU FUCKED NOW
  255. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ;_;
  256.  
  257. -----
  258.  
  259. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> a shameless slut, whore, and murderess, and remove idealistic
  260. <Hata_no_Kotoro> XD
  261. <Hata_no_Kotoro> Describing  yourself, bun?
  262. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Now, now, she's not really a murderess... probably.
RAW Paste Data
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy. OK, I Understand
 
Top