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  1. Accounting 101
  2.  
  3. PRICE OF POWER PER kWh = 3.50 DKK
  4.  
  5.  
  6.                             HEATER
  7.  
  8. 1200w = 1.2 kwh
  9.  
  10. 1.2 kw * 18 = 21.6 kwh per day
  11.  
  12. 21.6 * 24 = 518,4 kwh per month
  13.  
  14. 518,4 * 3,50 = 1814,4 DKK per Month to pay
  15.  
  16. 1814,4 DKK = $277,80 per Month
  17.  
  18.  
  19.  
  20.                             PC
  21.  
  22. 382w = 0.382 kwh
  23.  
  24. 0.382 * 18 = 6.88 kWh per day
  25.  
  26. 6.88 * 30 = 206.28 kWh per month
  27.  
  28. 206,28 * 3,50 = 721,98 DKK per month
  29.  
  30. 721,98 DKK = $110,70 per month
  31.  
  32.  
  33. TOTAL = $388.5 per month of power
  34.  
  35. Also we can assume that he pays about 4000 to 6000 DKK from October 2018 to March 2019
  36. Which amount to about $500-800
  37.  
  38.  
  39.                             THE FOOD
  40.  
  41. About 4 weeks are in a month
  42.  
  43. Weeks worth of food
  44. -Ground beef 1KG 60 DKK = $9.2 (Gonna assume he eats 2kg of beef each week so $18.4)
  45. -10 Eggs = 30 DKK = $4.60
  46. -Hard cheese 1kg = 160 DKK = $24,6 (Im assuming he eats only about 0.2kg of cheese a week so $4,92)
  47. -2 Loafs of bread = 20 DKK = ~$3
  48. -2 KG of Pasta = 30 DKK = $4,60
  49. -250g of Butter = 12 DKK = ~$1,85
  50. -Tomato sauce = 20 DKK = ~$3
  51. (All prices checked on Danish supermarket sites)
  52.  
  53.                         TOTAL: $40.37 per week
  54.                         TOTAL per month: $161,48
  55.  
  56.                             BONUS ROUND
  57. Kitty food and kitty litter
  58.  
  59. Kitty litter 8KG: ~70 DKK = ~$11 (That much probably lasts him about two months or so, so $5.50)
  60.  
  61. Kitty food (per month)
  62. [oh boy we're going in deep]
  63. So his cat is an adult and an average cat weights between 4 to 5KG and im gonna be liberal and assume that
  64. he weights about 4KG since the fucker spends so much money on everything else he's probably starving the thing.
  65.  
  66. 4KG Cat needs about 57g of Food per day
  67. 57 * 30 = 1710g per month (let's round it up to 2000g)
  68.  
  69. A 10kg pack of good quality kitty food is about 600 DKK = ~$92
  70. 10000 / 2000 = 5
  71. 92 / 5 = $18,4 per month to feed the cat
  72.  
  73.                         TOTAL CAT FOOD + LITTER : $23,90
  74.  
  75.                         FOOD CAT + KITTY = $185,38
  76.  
  77.  
  78.  
  79. So total monthly costs for our favourite pal Kitty: $573,88
  80. The question is: WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY?
  81.  
  82. t. autistic anon
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