The Sully Chronicles Pt.1

06:36:59  <Doom_Man>	Hey Shane xD
06:37:08  <Doom_Man>	sorry for rushing to ask but I have a question
06:37:17  <Doom_Man>	do you have a original copy of Doom?
06:39:41  <Doom_Man>	and Shane I want to volunteer for id software
06:40:19  <Doom_Man>	i am good at making maps, customizing doom musics
06:41:45  <Shane_>	Sorry dude I don''t know how to break this to you
06:41:52  <Shane_>	I was just the pizza delivery guy for id software
06:42:20  <Shane_>	I literally just dropped off pizzas for them every week, I kneeded the dough and mixed the marinara sauce for them
06:42:44  <Doom_Man>	working for id software is a big honor :)
06:42:46  <Shane_>	I do get an honorable mention at every quakecon though, for my excellency in pizza prep
06:43:51  <Shane_>	it was alright, tips started getting low once Tom Hall left though
06:44:11  <Shane_>	they asked if I wanted to do story writing for them, but I said it would be best if they just kept it straight action
06:44:12  <Doom_Man>	hmmm :(
06:44:25  <Shane_>	because all I did was make pizzas, the only thing I could do right was assemble pepperoni slices in a perfect circle
06:44:38  <Shane_>	I didn't know a damn thing about christianity or demons or space
06:45:30  <Doom_Man>	Shane, you maybe just did pizza but you worked for id software, it probably is big honor for you :)
06:45:59  <Shane_>	I did pitch the name 'doomguy' for them though
06:46:08  <Doom_Man>	I wish I had chance to visit you all
06:46:27  <Shane_>	thats because I was still in high school and flunking the hell out of my grades, so I was illiterate and just put 'guy' on the end of everyone's name
06:46:31  <Shane_>	because I had no clue
06:46:32  <Doom_Man>	I grew up playing Doom all my life
06:47:22  <Shane_>	thats lovely to hear, did you enjoy the demon slaying experience young man?
06:47:39  <Doom_Man>	yeah, its pretty awesome!
06:48:34  <Doom_Man>	I seen every game die by experience but I never seen Doom die.
06:48:37  <Shane_>	when I was your age, the only enjoyment I found was watching two lesbian Milf's massage eachother then shave eachother's pubes and then sniff it
06:48:39  <Doom_Man>	Doom lives forever!
06:49:31  <Shane_>	Doom always lives, because it'''s the dead horse we keep beating to death
06:49:38  <Shane_>	but I don't play doom
06:49:43  <Shane_>	I just sit on IRC vicariously
06:50:35  <Shane_>	I'm too old to be playing games like this, but I was too dumb when it came out to play it either
06:50:47  <Doom_Man>	Jorn Romeo did fantastic job for his age, he was only 17
06:50:49  <Shane_>	everytime I bought a keyboard I tore the letters off thinking it was a book and I had to turn the pages
06:53:06  <Shane_>	yeah he did a lot for himself, he was very stingy with tips though
06:53:13  <Shane_>	thats why I loved it when Tom was answering the door
06:53:32  <Shane_>	I always enjoyed when they invited me in and let me take a look at all their equipment
06:54:09  <Shane_>	of course pizza delivery was a lot more lineant then, I got away with a lot of stuff, I usually would leave work and shoot up some LSD then return after 4 hours
06:54:18  <Shane_>	might of been because I never was allowed inside the store
06:55:18  <Shane_>	but it worked for me, because I used the ovens at my house instead and made some mean ass pizza pies
06:55:47  <Shane_>	I always lost like half of them though due to a series of strange and bizarre coincidences
06:56:21  <Doom_Man>	yeah pizza job can be stressful
06:56:24  <Doom_Man>	:(
06:56:46  <Shane_>	my girlfriend would always end up sneaking into my house during the day, taking them and leaving almost close to night, then she'd leave the boxes around the alley, she was very inconsiderate at the time
06:56:59  <Doom_Man>	i know from someone that was pizza delivery man, he had bad experience working in it
06:58:36  <Doom_Man>	Shane, you are cool man :)
06:58:42  <Doom_Man>	XD
06:59:07  <Shane_>	Yeah, I try to be, I never get enough recognition for my work for the id software
06:59:24  <Shane_>	if it weren't for me they would have starved themselves in that apartment
07:00:20  <Doom_Man>	well I wish I could do something for id software
07:00:28  <Doom_Man>	i would love to be part of something :D
07:01:29  <Shane_>	All you gotta do is make a goal for yourself and strive to get to it
07:01:42  <Shane_>	Instead of wanting to be a part of something instead think of starting something bigger than yourself
07:02:00  <Shane_>	I learned that when I was tripping out on acid for 13 hours straight
07:02:57  <Shane_>	infact thats how id software got the idea for Romero's head as a final boss
07:03:21  <Shane_>	I kept looking at him funny and they wanted to know why, and I said his face looks like it would be perfect for a final boss
07:03:42  <Doom_Man>	"to win you must kill me" it was saying something like that
07:03:48  <Doom_Man>	but it was total awesome!
07:04:05  <Shane_>	yeah, he said that to me and it freaked me out, they loved it so much they put it in the gammme
07:04:26  <Shane_>	if you want though, you can make some maps for a guy named mobius
07:04:37  <Shane_>	he's actually working on a underground sequel for doom 2 called doom 5
07:04:48  <Doom_Man>	hmmm :)
07:04:49  <Shane_>	since doom 4 was suppose to be the sequel to doom 3
07:05:01  <Doom_Man>	I recently learned how to do 3d floors and got great on it
07:05:02  <Shane_>	doom 5 isn't the actual name, it's just a placeholder until they figure something out
07:06:36  <Shane_>	y'know after my pizza job
07:06:41  <Shane_>	I actually worked at a spa before
07:06:46  <Shane_>	and Toke used to be a reoccuring customer
07:06:56  <Doom_Man>	Dylan ?
07:07:23  <Shane_>	yeah but he preferred his nickname ''Toke'
07:07:29  <Shane_>	atleast thats how he wanted me to address him
07:07:50  <Doom_Man>	yeah its shame that he died
07:07:53  <Doom_Man>	RIP to him
07:08:58  <Shane_>	yeah, it's a shame they couldn't find his corpse, I was suppose to go to a bar with him that day and meet all his new guy friends he said to me
07:10:16  <Shane_>	he had a great sister though
07:10:30  <Shane_>	lovely lady, with a coke bottle body and felptuous features
07:10:38  <Doom_Man>	yeah, i was watching Toke's remembering video
07:11:02  <Doom_Man>	you can check out from www.doom2.net
07:11:44  <Shane_>	would you fuck her? huh?
07:12:47  <Doom_Man>	I heard about Toke but sadly I never had chance to say hi to him.
07:13:25  <Shane_>	He was a pretty cool guy
07:13:44  <Shane_>	however, his sister was really where all the genes of the family went
07:13:47  <Shane_>	oh my god
07:14:18  <Shane_>	I would take her to a church and get her baptized in my holy water
07:14:23  <Doom_Man>	I wish Toke faked his death
07:14:51  <Doom_Man>	Rachel died as well
07:15:05  <Doom_Man>	her nickname was Thunder
07:15:28  <Shane_>	Yeah I didn't know too much about Thunder
07:15:31  <Shane_>	but Toke's sister
07:15:35  <Shane_>	jesus H christ man
07:15:50  <Doom_Man>	she was nice person?
07:17:25  <Shane_>	She was a magnificent person, I wanted to get a visectomy one day and send her my left nut as a small present
07:17:53  <Shane_>	She knew how to be desireable, I broke 3 pairs of pants thanks to her
07:18:30  <Doom_Man>	Toke's word "Please hang in there guys, It gets better over time, it always does."
07:19:02  <Doom_Man>	but cant get better for Toke because he is gone
07:19:18  <Doom_Man>	at least we can pray for him so he is in heaven.
07:22:45  <Doom_Man>	Shane, did you know about NoSkill ?
07:26:18  <Doom_Man>	Want to see my map? its not done but I just want to show you the 3d floors