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- >Day 399 in Equestria
- >Hard day of work
- >Jump on couch
- >Pain up your ass.
- >You jump up and see a tack
- >Your limbs go weak after setting the tack down next to you.
- >Paralyzed.
- >Front door creeps open
- >Fluttershy with a pick lock in her mouth.
- >FUCK
- >She crawls up on your lap.
- "Hey Anon"
- >She flares her wings out and widens her stance.
- >The tack pricks her hoove
- >She falls ontop of you.
- >An hour later of blushes and anger later, feels come back
- >You stand up, close the window, and throw her out of it
- Fucking Fluttershy
- >Day: I dont know... 418?
- >Fluttershy knocks on door
- >white with black stripes
- >or black with white stipes?
- >"oh hai anon... since I have been gone... I cant stop but to wonder, what is happening down under?"
- >Points at pants
- >Fuck you flut-
- >Zecora walks up
- >Is a zebra what you seek? If so, then I'll give you a pe-
- >Slams door
- >Fuckin Zebras
- >Day 282 in Equestria
- >Hungry as hell
- >TOTALLY NOT - Suspicious sandwich on bed
- >From Fluttershy
- >Sandwich must be filled with some kind of poison...
- >Front door is locked
- >No fucks are given
- >Eat sandwich
- >Wake up in a tree
- >note on head
- >Sorry anon, you're a little heavy to carry with me... <3 Fluttershy
- >Day 15 in Equestria
- >Fluttershy has been awfully close to you.
- >You SWEAR she tried something a day ago.
- >Get invite to a picnic
- >Free food?
- >Why not?
- >Show up
- >Bears, bears everywhere
- >Fluttershy signals you to sit down with her
- >You hope to FUCK that these bears are trained.
- >Sit down.
- >Fluttershy pours you a cup of tea.
- >"I'd like to have your child Anon."
- . . .
- THE FUCK?! NO WAY!
- >"We can do this the easy way."
- >Bears with bats and pitch forks surround you.
- >"Or the hard way."
- POCKET SAND!
- >You slip between the bears and run your ass home.
- FUCK FUCK FUCK!
- >Your days only got worse
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