Where in the World's the Godforsaken Ice Rod?

A Link to the Past Randomizer song by DoctorBobtastic

Well, I've searched around the world
both the light one and the dark one
for this stupid magic wand with the ability to freeze
It can be anywhere, except for in the hands of Trinexx
Tell me, where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?

Was it there in Lake Hylia?
Did I leave it with my uncle?
What I read with the green book's got me singin' the blues
Well, I never wished that something was up on the Floating Island
Tell me, where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?

I went from Catfish to Graveyard to King's Tomb and Bonk Rocks
And cleared out the left side of Swamp - and the back!

Well, I rescued the old man, and then got scammed by old King Zora
Tried to dig it up from underground but, it wasn't worth
I didn't miss old Mister Stumpy - he just gave me a big twenty
Tell me, where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?
Oh, tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can it be?

I wanna beat Trinexx, I don't know where to go next
Agah? Aginah? Or Shaha-ba-dabba-doo?

Well I'm trying not to go clear these orphaned, slow locations
Tried the basement chest in Hera and the Big Chest of Thieves'
I wish this randomizer had a few less combinations
Tell me, where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?

Where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?
Where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?
Tell me, where in the world's the godforsaken Ice Rod?