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Democrats prepared fake Trump "grope under the meeting table

Oct 15th, 2016
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  1. RE: need comms approval - craigslist job post
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  4. From:FreundlichC@dnc.org
  5. To: PaustenbachM@dnc.org, MirandaL@dnc.org
  6. Date: 2016-05-18 21:40
  7. Subject: RE: need comms approval - craigslist job post
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  13. Yes it is
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  15. On Wed, May 18, 2016 at 4:29 PM -0700, "Miranda, Luis" <MirandaL@dnc.org<mailto:MirandaL@dnc.org>> wrote:
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  17. As long as all the offensive shit is verbatim I’m fine with it.
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  19. [SigDems]<http://www.democrats.org/>Luis Miranda, Communications Director
  20. Democratic National Committee
  21. 202-863-8148 – MirandaL@dnc.org<mailto:MirandaL@dnc.org> - @MiraLuisDC<https://www.twitter.com/MiraLuisDC>
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  23. From: Freundlich, Christina
  24. Sent: Wednesday, May 18, 2016 7:28 PM
  25. To: Paustenbach, Mark; Miranda, Luis
  26. Cc: Domino, Cate
  27. Subject: Re: need comms approval - craigslist job post
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  29. Bumping this for comms approval please
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  31. On Wed, May 18, 2016 at 7:09 AM -0700, "Freundlich, Christina" <FreundlichC@dnc.org<mailto:FreundlichC@dnc.org>> wrote:
  32. Mark and Luis – digital created a fake craigslist jobs post for women who want to apply to jobs one of Trump’s organizations. This will be a microsite and we still need to send it to Perkins. Since we will be pitching this, need your approval please.
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  34. Thanks
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  38. Multiple Positions (NYC area)
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  40. Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).
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  42. Title: Honey Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you)
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  44. Job requirements:
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  46. * No gaining weight on the job (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you start to use later as evidence)
  47. * Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job
  48. * A willingness to evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’ satisfaction is a plus
  49. * Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too old
  50. Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they’re too focused on their children).
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  52. About us:
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  54. We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and “friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.
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  56. Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to jobs@trump.com<mailto:jobs@trump.com>
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