warhammer 40k - Rogue Trader's Diplomacy

from the Comments of A Rogue Trader's Diplomacy (Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader comic dub)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNJ9TmYBIaY
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Guardsman: mmmmm...

Space marine: what troubles you friend? Does our temporary alliance with the xenos offend your sensibilities?

Guardsman: I'm fine with that... fought along side taus and even necrons that one time... it's just that...

Space marine: the sister of battle and the drukhari get along to well in combat?

Guardsman: yes... and having to sadistic murder hobos encouraging each other is never good.
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Space marine: even i concurr, send a message to some friends and choice allies, we will have to keep tabs on them to ensure they arent doing something we will likely have to deal with in the future

Guardsman: as you wish mi'lord
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meanwhile out of their line of sight

Drukharii Raider: Dude we should totally get the rest of my gang in on this they'd love a murderfest like this

Sister of battle: Ooooh I'll go message my convent!

The unfortunate Tau colony about to get absolutely decimated: Haaha, we're in danger.
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Inquisitor: Hold it right there you two! No massacring xenos for fun here... we have chaos cults to clean up yet remember?
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Sisters of Battles would rather attack a colony of Tau rather than Drukkaris?
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Tau automatically reject the Emperor for the Greater Good. Drukhari, although Evil, are still Eldar and as thus hold the Emperor to high esteem because they are aware of his nature as protector of humanity. As thus between the two the Sisters of Battle would kill the Tau first. Also the Tau use Abominable Intelligences.
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We got a story going on here, lets continue it
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I thought Tau actually tolerated the imperial cult if it eased the assimilation to their empire ? And even so, they don't savagely torture and murder imperials citizens for their own amusement. Aren't the Sisters supposed to protect thoses faithful citizens ?
Where is it said that the Drukkaris have any respect for the God-Emperor ? They literally don't even respect their own gods. And considering their ditaste for psykers and the fact they see humans as animals to hunt and playthings, i really doubt they respect their protector.
Don't Drukkaris also use IA?
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hell yeah, lets keep this one rolling! (btw the guardsman and space marine are drinking buddies so the guardsman doesn't refeer to the other has "my lord")

Inquisitor: watching the chaos cult being burned alive or skinned for interrogation it's a good thing this was a tzeenche cult and not slannesh... I don't think they would be glab to hear the moans instead of screams.

Guardsman: should we find something else to keep them busy? before they remember they are mortal enemies.

Inquisitor: way ahead of you, I've send the space marine to scout a nearby planet for the possible sighting of a genestealer cult.

Space marine: talking throug vox confirmated the location a sice of the genestealer cult, this should keep the murder hobo army occupied for a whole month.

Guardsman: don't you love being best friends with an astartes from the raptors chapter?

Inquisitor: for sure! this would have gone soooo wrong if he was a black templar or something like that.
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LOL murder hobos someone plays DnD I see
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(Having sadistic murderhobos encouraging each other is never a good thing)

And though they could not explain it, Black Templars all across the galaxy suddenly, at once, felt gravely, personally insulted.
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black templar: my crusader sense is tingling... SOMEONE IS OFFENDING THE HONOR OF OUR CHAPTER!!!
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It was Dorn.

Big E: I am surprised one of them does not have the word "Fists" in their name.

Rogal Dorn: That is because they are absolute lunatics.
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PURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIN!!!