horseman of the Apocalypse

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #906
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Sht short greentext is sht, uses Horseman as a character sht could happen, or not. Depends on what you guys' might think.

>be War
>Bored as fk horseman of the Apocalypse since Earth's time isn't here yet
>Share the place with the other 3
>Surprise.brimstone
>Get called by the big boss himself with an Apple theme to make any hipster jealous
>he tells me this Owl prince from a few circles down needs protection after a suspected Hitman tried to gun him down a few days ago
>Tells me i will have to work with this I.M.P. group or something to find out who it could be
>Tells me the imp responsible for the company is very close to the prince, somehow
>He shows a picture of the guy running the place
>Guy's holding himself to a horse's neck trying to Ride it while holding onto an iced coffee on one hand, dressed in a pink horse hoodie
>Looks like he ain't the sharpest tack
>have to disguise myself since The Horseman of War isn't exactly a "subtle image"
>Accepts the job because what else is there to do?

That's all i got for now.
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Speaking of which, how many horsemen do you guys think there are at once.
Originally, the lineup was:
>Conquest
>War
>Famine
>Death

Then Conquest was dropped in favor of Pestilence, but then Good Omens introduced the idea that Pestilence had retired when humanity discovered Penicillin, and Pollution took his place.
There are Seven Seals that need to be broken for Apocalypse to come, so they would have a place - technically.
And considering how Dante's Inferno has basically been adopted by the church (but not Purgatorio or Paradiso), I'd say there's a chance that there could be as much as 6 or 7 horsemen.
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Don't forget the 5th and 6th Horsemen.
The Boogieman and Chef.
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there this horseman we talk about in the past

https://pastebin.com/ebtdDidr
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The Boogieman!!!
>>In a pinch i can do Disco too.
Horrifying.
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Pratched also introduced Robbie Soak (Kaos) in Discworld.