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  1. 1
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  3. The first time I made someone laugh,
  4. I was in the first grade.
  5.  
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  8. It was a play, and it was about a farm.
  9.  
  10. 3
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  12. And I was a cow.
  13.  
  14. 4
  15. 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,625
  16. And every kid in the play had one line.
  17.  
  18. 5
  19. 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:39,875
  20. We would march up to the microphone
  21. and say our line and that was it.
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,208
  25. I was such a little try-hard.
  26.  
  27. 7
  28. 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:44,333
  29. I practiced my line over and over again,
  30.  
  31. 8
  32. 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:47,666
  33. so I could get it right
  34. and everyone would love me.
  35.  
  36. 9
  37. 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:51,750
  38. And by the time it was my turn,
  39. I was so ready.
  40.  
  41. 10
  42. 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:53,666
  43. I just marched right up to the microphone
  44.  
  45. 11
  46. 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:58,000
  47. and I said my line really loud
  48. and confidently.
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,833
  52. What should we do?
  53.  
  54. 13
  55. 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,250
  56. They just started laughing.
  57.  
  58. 14
  59. 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:06,625
  60. That was not the reaction I was expecting.
  61.  
  62. 15
  63. 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:08,708
  64. Um, I thought I had blown my shot.
  65.  
  66. 16
  67. 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:11,041
  68. I thought I had blown my one line.
  69.  
  70. 17
  71. 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,083
  72. I was washed up at age seven.
  73.  
  74. 18
  75. 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,583
  76. And I went backstage
  77. and I was beating myself up,
  78.  
  79. 19
  80. 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:18,750
  81. like, "Emily, you suck.
  82.  
  83. 20
  84. 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,208
  85. Can't you just go one day without
  86. fucking something up?"
  87.  
  88. 21
  89. 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,750
  90. When my mom came backstage
  91. to congratulate me,
  92.  
  93. 22
  94. 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,458
  95. I was just so upset.
  96.  
  97. 23
  98. 00:01:25,541 --> 00:01:28,541
  99. I asked her,
  100. "Why were they laughing at me?
  101.  
  102. 24
  103. 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,083
  104. Did I do something wrong?"
  105.  
  106. 25
  107. 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,791
  108. And she just smiled and she said,
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,041
  112. "They weren't laughing at you
  113. because you did something wrong.
  114.  
  115. 27
  116. 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:38,000
  117. They were laughing at you
  118. because you're funny."
  119.  
  120. 28
  121. 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:42,291
  122. It was like a light switch went off
  123. in my brain and I thought, "Hey, if I can make people
  124. laugh on accident,
  125.  
  126. 29
  127. 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:47,916
  128. maybe I could do it on purpose."
  129.  
  130. 30
  131. 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000
  132. And I've been trying to do it on purpose
  133. ever since.
  134.  
  135. 31
  136. 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,750
  137. So, do you have some stuff
  138. prepared for us?
  139.  
  140. 32
  141. 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:03,791
  142. Yes. I have some characters
  143. and some impressions.
  144.  
  145. 33
  146. 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,750
  147. Great. You have one minute.
  148.  
  149. 34
  150. 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,375
  151. Wait, excuse me, I thought that we, um...
  152.  
  153. 35
  154. 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,000
  155. I was told that I had three minutes.
  156.  
  157. 36
  158. 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,791
  159. You did, but your story took so long.
  160.  
  161. 37
  162. 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,291
  163. There's a lot of people waiting.
  164.  
  165. 38
  166. 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:22,666
  167. Right, okay. Um, sure.
  168.  
  169. 39
  170. 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:25,750
  171. Um... Uh... 'Kay.
  172.  
  173. 40
  174. 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:29,666
  175. This first impression is
  176. Holly Hunter at a garage sale.
  177.  
  178. 41
  179. 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,333
  180. Hi, excuse me, miss. How much is this
  181. stainless steel serving saucer?
  182.  
  183. 42
  184. 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:35,916
  185. What
  186. I don't understand.
  187.  
  188. 43
  189. 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,375
  190. This is a garage sale, is it not?
  191.  
  192. 44
  193. 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,666
  194. Now, you listen here,
  195. I have 79 cents and I intend to spend it.
  196.  
  197. 45
  198. 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:42,500
  199. Now, how much is this children's book,
  200. Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore?
  201.  
  202. 46
  203. 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,500
  204. A dollar? Shoot.
  205. What about this Scissor Sisters CD?
  206.  
  207. 47
  208. 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:48,875
  209. This is a little boy
  210. trying to be macho in a mirror.
  211.  
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  213. 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:52,458
  214. I want a divorce.
  215.  
  216. 49
  217. 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,208
  218. Okay. Um...
  219.  
  220. 50
  221. 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:55,916
  222. Fuck.
  223.  
  224. 51
  225. 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,041
  226. Uh, this is a girl who's always cold.
  227.  
  228. 52
  229. 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,000
  230. I'm cold.
  231.  
  232. 53
  233. 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:04,500
  234. Brr...
  235.  
  236. 54
  237. 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000
  238. No, I don't want your jacket.
  239.  
  240. 55
  241. 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:09,625
  242. This is Kristen Wiig
  243. discovering a murder scene.
  244.  
  245. 56
  246. 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:12,583
  247. Oh, my God, he's dead.
  248. Somebody killed him.
  249.  
  250. 57
  251. 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:14,125
  252. Help, quick. Call 911.
  253.  
  254. 58
  255. 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,833
  256. This is a pug turning into a baby.
  257.  
  258. 59
  259. 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,916
  260. This an impression of a Vine video
  261. of a girl at a Beyoncé concert.
  262.  
  263. 60
  264. 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:34,625
  265. Oh, my God! Beyoncé!
  266.  
  267. 61
  268. 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:37,875
  269. Ow! Ow!
  270.  
  271. 62
  272. 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,541
  273. Oh, my God! Beyoncé!
  274.  
  275. 63
  276. 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,458
  277. -Ow! Ow!
  278.  
  279. 64
  280. 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,958
  281. Oh, my God! Beyoncé!
  282.  
  283. 65
  284. 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:49,500
  285. -Okay.
  286.  
  287. 66
  288. 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,666
  289. Hey, guys.
  290.  
  291. 67
  292. 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,083
  293. -Hey, Emily.
  294. -Hey.
  295.  
  296. 68
  297. 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:47,250
  298. Where the hell have you been?
  299. It's 2:00 in the goddamn afternoon.
  300.  
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  303. Um, I had an audition this morning,
  304. which I told you about yesterday.
  305.  
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  307. 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:55,083
  308. This is a team, Emily.
  309. Do you want to be a part of it or not?
  310.  
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  312. 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,333
  313. It's editing. You don't do it as a team,
  314. you do it alone.
  315.  
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  317. 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,958
  318. But we're doing it together.
  319.  
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  322. Okay, I'm sorry.
  323. It ran a little long and traffic...
  324.  
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  326. 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,666
  327. Just show me what you've got.
  328.  
  329. 75
  330. 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,833
  331. As PharmTech pharmaceutical reps,
  332.  
  333. 76
  334. 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:13,208
  335. we're here to connect patients
  336. with life-altering prescriptions
  337.  
  338. 77
  339. 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,958
  340. they didn't even know they needed.
  341.  
  342. 78
  343. 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:18,208
  344. So, talk to your doctor
  345. about talking to their patients
  346.  
  347. 79
  348. 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:23,291
  349. about the benefits of Hupertan Rx,
  350. because no one should feel sleepy.
  351.  
  352. 80
  353. 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:24,916
  354. Fine.
  355.  
  356. 81
  357. 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,250
  358. Export this cut and get it to Brinson
  359. by the end of the day for approval.
  360.  
  361. 82
  362. 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:33,750
  363. Jesus.
  364.  
  365. 83
  366. 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,291
  367. Sorry to keep you waiting. Have a seat.
  368.  
  369. 84
  370. 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,250
  371. Why?
  372.  
  373. 85
  374. 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,291
  375. I got your chart back
  376. and you don't got a butt.
  377.  
  378. 86
  379. 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,166
  380. I just don't understand.
  381. What do you mean, Mr. Butt Butt?
  382.  
  383. 87
  384. 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,500
  385. Hey!
  386.  
  387. 88
  388. 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:46,833
  389. It's Dr. Butt Butts to you!
  390.  
  391. 89
  392. 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,708
  393. Thanks so much. That's our show!
  394.  
  395. 90
  396. 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:59,166
  397. That was perfect.
  398.  
  399. 91
  400. 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,666
  401. Hey, guys!
  402. Oh, my gosh, it's so good to see you.
  403.  
  404. 92
  405. 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:04,625
  406. Great job tonight. That was so good!
  407. Oh, my God.
  408.  
  409. 93
  410. 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,958
  411. That improv was so good for being drunk.
  412.  
  413. 94
  414. 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:10,250
  415. I know. I know.
  416.  
  417. 95
  418. 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,500
  419. -And, like, you had...
  420. -I was drunk.
  421.  
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  423. 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,833
  424. I haven't seen you around the theater.
  425. Are you new in town?
  426.  
  427. 97
  428. 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:19,333
  429. Uh, no, I've been around
  430. pretty much constantly.
  431.  
  432. 98
  433. 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,125
  434. I moved from Austin about two years ago.
  435.  
  436. 99
  437. 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,458
  438. Dude, I love Austin.
  439.  
  440. 100
  441. 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:26,541
  442. -South By Southwest!
  443. Yeah.
  444.  
  445. 101
  446. 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:29,708
  447. Austin, it's pretty great,
  448. but they call it the Velvet Rut,
  449.  
  450. 102
  451. 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:33,500
  452. because it's so laid back that
  453. people there lose their ambition.
  454.  
  455. 103
  456. 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:37,041
  457. Velvet Rut, that's a good name
  458. for something. That's funny.
  459.  
  460. 104
  461. 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:40,666
  462. Did you know that Emily's got
  463. over 20 million views on YouTube?
  464.  
  465. 105
  466. 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,708
  467. -Oh, my God.
  468. -Hmm. She's like a celebrity.
  469.  
  470. 106
  471. 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:46,583
  472. No, it's exclusively from perverts,
  473. mostly in the Ukraine.
  474.  
  475. 107
  476. 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:47,500
  477. Oh, my God.
  478.  
  479. 108
  480. 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,166
  481. It was one video that got out of control.
  482.  
  483. 109
  484. 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,791
  485. Uh, what's the vid?
  486.  
  487. 110
  488. 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,375
  489. Honestly, it's too stupid to talk about.
  490.  
  491. 111
  492. 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,750
  493. Wow, you have really low self-esteem.
  494.  
  495. 112
  496. 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:04,333
  497. So that was just a one-time thing.
  498. Lucas, you teach a 401, right?
  499.  
  500. 113
  501. 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,916
  502. Are you going to take it
  503. for the eighth time?
  504.  
  505. 114
  506. 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,791
  507. I'm taking it for the eighth time.
  508. I'm already enrolled.
  509.  
  510. 115
  511. 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:12,791
  512. You want me to get you
  513. another round of something?
  514.  
  515. 116
  516. 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,541
  517. Yeah, sure, that'd be great.
  518.  
  519. 117
  520. 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:17,750
  521. And maybe later I can take you home
  522. and fuck you?
  523.  
  524. 118
  525. 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:40,500
  526. Oh!
  527.  
  528. 119
  529. 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:52,208
  530. Oh, Emily...
  531.  
  532. 120
  533. 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:57,625
  534. Hey, is this funny?
  535.  
  536. 121
  537. 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:04,250
  538. Where there's smoke,
  539. there's me smoking weed.
  540.  
  541. 122
  542. 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,000
  543. -Sure.
  544.  
  545. 123
  546. 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,250
  547. -Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm.
  548. -That's funny.
  549.  
  550. 124
  551. 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,416
  552. Whoa!
  553.  
  554. 125
  555. 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,166
  556. Wait, what are you doing?
  557.  
  558. 126
  559. 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,458
  560. I'm just gonna tweet it out.
  561.  
  562. 127
  563. 00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:23,416
  564. Dude, I'm...
  565.  
  566. 128
  567. 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,708
  568. I know. I didn't want to mess up the joke.
  569.  
  570. 129
  571. 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,125
  572. But you know what? I'm putting it away.
  573.  
  574. 130
  575. 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,958
  576. -Hey, Emily. Hey.
  577. -Hey.
  578.  
  579. 131
  580. 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,333
  581. -We're okay.
  582.  
  583. 132
  584. 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:33,083
  585. -Yeah, we're okay.
  586. -Okay.
  587.  
  588. 133
  589. 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,250
  590. Oh.
  591. -No, that's not my phone.
  592.  
  593. 134
  594. 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,541
  595. Fuck. Just give me a minute.
  596.  
  597. 135
  598. 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,125
  599. Um...
  600.  
  601. 136
  602. 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:51,500
  603. Oh, shit. It's my ex, I'm sorry.
  604. We haven't talked for a while.
  605.  
  606. 137
  607. 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:52,916
  608. Oh, yeah.
  609.  
  610. 138
  611. 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:05,833
  612. Hey! I'm sorry I didn't answer earlier.
  613. I was swamped all day. Is everything okay?
  614.  
  615. 139
  616. 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,125
  617. Oh, my God.
  618.  
  619. 140
  620. 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,458
  621. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Um...
  622.  
  623. 141
  624. 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:20,250
  625. How long does he have?
  626.  
  627. 142
  628. 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,708
  629. Oh, no.
  630.  
  631. 143
  632. 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,750
  633. Oh, my God.
  634.  
  635. 144
  636. 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,083
  637. -Hi, let me help you here.
  638. -Oh, no, I got it.
  639.  
  640. 145
  641. 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,291
  642. I've got plenty of room back here.
  643.  
  644. 146
  645. 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,000
  646. Come on, it's no problem.
  647.  
  648. 147
  649. 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,083
  650. I want to hold on to my bag.
  651.  
  652. 148
  653. 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,416
  654. -Yes.
  655.  
  656. 149
  657. 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,750
  658. Okay, go ahead and get in the car.
  659.  
  660. 150
  661. 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,458
  662. Right there. My name is Ida.
  663.  
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  665. 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:03,750
  666. ♪ Ida, sweet as apple cider ♪
  667.  
  668. 152
  669. 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,375
  670. Welcome to Austin.
  671.  
  672. 153
  673. 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,750
  674. I hope you enjoy the trip.
  675. Is it business or pleasure?
  676.  
  677. 154
  678. 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,791
  679. Neither.
  680.  
  681. 155
  682. 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:22,791
  683. I'm a pretty good driver most of the time.
  684.  
  685. 156
  686. 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,583
  687. I hope you give me five stars.
  688.  
  689. 157
  690. 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,916
  691. It would be helpful. Oops!
  692.  
  693. 158
  694. 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,666
  695. -Hi.
  696.  
  697. 159
  698. 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,958
  699. I'm here to see a patient, Mr. Roosevelt.
  700.  
  701. 160
  702. 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,666
  703. And you are... Uh, I'm his...
  704.  
  705. 161
  706. 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,625
  707. He's my cat.
  708.  
  709. 162
  710. 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,000
  711. I'll let the vet know you're here.
  712.  
  713. 163
  714. 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,250
  715. Um, have a seat.
  716.  
  717. 164
  718. 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,875
  719. Hey.
  720.  
  721. 165
  722. 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,375
  723. You look great.
  724.  
  725. 166
  726. 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,666
  727. Thank you. You look...
  728.  
  729. 167
  730. 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:20,583
  731. very thin.
  732.  
  733. 168
  734. 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,708
  735. So what happened?
  736.  
  737. 169
  738. 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,250
  739. He hasn't been eating for a week.
  740.  
  741. 170
  742. 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:31,125
  743. -I didn't want to bother you.
  744.  
  745. 171
  746. 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,041
  747. The vet says that...
  748.  
  749. 172
  750. 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,458
  751. it's kidney failure.
  752.  
  753. 173
  754. 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,291
  755. Hello.
  756.  
  757. 174
  758. 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,083
  759. Hello.
  760.  
  761. 175
  762. 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,333
  763. This is Celeste. My girlfriend.
  764.  
  765. 176
  766. 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,916
  767. Your girlfriend?
  768. I didn't know you had a...
  769.  
  770. 177
  771. 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,583
  772. It's so nice to meet you. I'm Emily.
  773. You've probably heard a lot about me.
  774.  
  775. 178
  776. 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:08,500
  777. Not much, actually.
  778.  
  779. 179
  780. 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:13,333
  781. Well... thank you for being here.
  782.  
  783. 180
  784. 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:17,458
  785. I know that he was my cat,
  786. but Mr. Roosevelt meant a lot to Eric.
  787.  
  788. 181
  789. 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,958
  790. Yeah.
  791.  
  792. 182
  793. 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,208
  794. He means a lot to me, too.
  795.  
  796. 183
  797. 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,125
  798. Celeste and I live together.
  799.  
  800. 184
  801. 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,500
  802. In our, um... In my house.
  803.  
  804. 185
  805. 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,291
  806. That's so nice.
  807.  
  808. 186
  809. 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:49,583
  810. So, we put him on fluids,
  811. and he perked up quite a bit.
  812.  
  813. 187
  814. 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,416
  815. And then he took a turn for the worst.
  816.  
  817. 188
  818. 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,000
  819. Worse.
  820.  
  821. 189
  822. 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,416
  823. Worst. Which is it, "turn for the worse"?
  824.  
  825. 190
  826. 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,958
  827. I never know.
  828.  
  829. 191
  830. 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,500
  831. "Turn for the worse."
  832.  
  833. 192
  834. 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,000
  835. Right. Anyway...
  836.  
  837. 193
  838. 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,916
  839. I'm sorry.
  840.  
  841. 194
  842. 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,791
  843. He passed away.
  844.  
  845. 195
  846. 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:21,291
  847. Who'll be handling the medical paperwork?
  848.  
  849. 196
  850. 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,750
  851. The cremation process
  852. can take 24 to 48 hours,
  853.  
  854. 197
  855. 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,375
  856. depending on the backlog.
  857.  
  858. 198
  859. 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:32,708
  860. Um... Can I see him before?
  861.  
  862. 199
  863. 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,250
  864. Of course.
  865.  
  866. 200
  867. 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,625
  868. Have you decided on an urn?
  869.  
  870. 201
  871. 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,208
  872. I'll take the second cheapest.
  873.  
  874. 202
  875. 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,291
  876. Oh.
  877.  
  878. 203
  879. 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,500
  880. Um...
  881.  
  882. 204
  883. 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,083
  884. I guess I'll call you when he's done.
  885.  
  886. 205
  887. 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,500
  888. And we can have a service
  889. to pay our respects and...
  890.  
  891. 206
  892. 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:18,041
  893. Thank you for taking care of him
  894. while I was away.
  895.  
  896. 207
  897. 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,666
  898. And...
  899.  
  900. 208
  901. 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:22,708
  902. Sweetie...
  903.  
  904. 209
  905. 00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,208
  906. It's gonna be okay.
  907.  
  908. 210
  909. 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,250
  910. Um...
  911.  
  912. 211
  913. 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,458
  914. Well, I'll see you later.
  915.  
  916. 212
  917. 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,208
  918. Um... Where are you staying?
  919.  
  920. 213
  921. 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,750
  922. Who wants some tea
  923.  
  924. 214
  925. 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,416
  926. Yeah, sure.
  927.  
  928. 215
  929. 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,541
  930. The house looks amazing.
  931.  
  932. 216
  933. 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,666
  934. Celeste.
  935.  
  936. 217
  937. 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,250
  938. You guys put in wood floors?
  939.  
  940. 218
  941. 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,333
  942. Actually, we had a contractor come in
  943. and rip up the carpet and...
  944.  
  945. 219
  946. 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,625
  947. Apparently, these were original
  948. to the house.
  949.  
  950. 220
  951. 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,166
  952. I always hated the carpet.
  953.  
  954. 221
  955. 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,875
  956. So, this is the bathroom, which you knew,
  957.  
  958. 222
  959. 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,166
  960. -but now it has extra towels.
  961. -Fancy.
  962.  
  963. 223
  964. 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,625
  965. And the guest room.
  966.  
  967. 224
  968. 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:37,875
  969. Whoa!
  970.  
  971. 225
  972. 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:41,250
  973. Where's all your band stuff?
  974. Your guitars and your amps?
  975.  
  976. 226
  977. 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,291
  978. Out in the shed.
  979.  
  980. 227
  981. 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,791
  982. -No.
  983.  
  984. 228
  985. 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,166
  986. It's temporary storage, you know,
  987. just until I figure out where to put it.
  988.  
  989. 229
  990. 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:56,041
  991. Why didn't you tell me
  992. about Celeste?
  993.  
  994. 230
  995. 00:17:56,125 --> 00:18:01,250
  996. Em, we haven't spoken since
  997. you broke up with me over the phone.
  998.  
  999. 231
  1000. 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,375
  1001. Of course I'm okay.
  1002. I'm really happy for you.
  1003.  
  1004. 232
  1005. 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,833
  1006. It means I gotta move on, right?
  1007. We've all moved on!
  1008.  
  1009. 233
  1010. 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:17,875
  1011. I was talking about Mr. Roosevelt.
  1012.  
  1013. 234
  1014. 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:22,583
  1015. Oh, um... Yeah, I'll be okay.
  1016.  
  1017. 235
  1018. 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,791
  1019. I don't really know
  1020. what I'm going to do financially,
  1021.  
  1022. 236
  1023. 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:31,083
  1024. or how I'm gonna get back to LA.
  1025. Flights are crazy expensive.
  1026.  
  1027. 237
  1028. 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,583
  1029. This is good.
  1030. This is good, right? This is...
  1031.  
  1032. 238
  1033. 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,916
  1034. This is closure.
  1035.  
  1036. 239
  1037. 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:44,083
  1038. -Tea time. I hope I'm not interrupting.
  1039.  
  1040. 240
  1041. 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,166
  1042. No.
  1043. In fact, I was just on my way out.
  1044.  
  1045. 241
  1046. 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:51,291
  1047. Catch up as much as you need to.
  1048.  
  1049. 242
  1050. 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,416
  1051. You should drink that while it's hot.
  1052.  
  1053. 243
  1054. 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,708
  1055. Yes. That's usually how tea works.
  1056.  
  1057. 244
  1058. 00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,000
  1059. All right. Well, let me know
  1060. if you need anything.
  1061.  
  1062. 245
  1063. 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,291
  1064. Okeydokey. Okeydokey.
  1065.  
  1066. 246
  1067. 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,500
  1068. Eric, wait.
  1069.  
  1070. 247
  1071. 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,166
  1072. Um...
  1073.  
  1074. 248
  1075. 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,208
  1076. What's the Wi
  1077.  
  1078. 249
  1079. 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,708
  1080. Still the same.
  1081.  
  1082. 250
  1083. 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,500
  1084. Cool.
  1085.  
  1086. 251
  1087. 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,333
  1088. Mmm.
  1089.  
  1090. 252
  1091. 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,166
  1092. You okay?
  1093.  
  1094. 253
  1095. 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,750
  1096. Yeah, I'm good. I'm just... urinating.
  1097.  
  1098. 254
  1099. 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,708
  1100. Okay, well, Eric and I have reservations
  1101. at Justine's tonight.
  1102.  
  1103. 255
  1104. 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:22,041
  1105. And I'm sure you have other plans,
  1106. but if you're not busy,
  1107.  
  1108. 256
  1109. 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,666
  1110. then we'd love for you
  1111. to join us and our friends.
  1112.  
  1113. 257
  1114. 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,166
  1115. No, I don't have plans,
  1116.  
  1117. 258
  1118. 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,458
  1119. but I'm sure I can figure
  1120. something else out.
  1121.  
  1122. 259
  1123. 00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:32,250
  1124. Really? I know Eric wants you to come.
  1125.  
  1126. 260
  1127. 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,916
  1128. He does?
  1129.  
  1130. 261
  1131. 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,583
  1132. Yes.
  1133.  
  1134. 262
  1135. 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,583
  1136. Emily, you don't have to be alone.
  1137.  
  1138. 263
  1139. 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,583
  1140. That's a spiffy shirt.
  1141.  
  1142. 264
  1143. 00:22:58,041 --> 00:22:59,375
  1144. Thanks.
  1145.  
  1146. 265
  1147. 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:05,833
  1148. It's, uh... breathable cotton.
  1149.  
  1150. 266
  1151. 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,208
  1152. So...
  1153.  
  1154. 267
  1155. 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,916
  1156. Everybody ready?
  1157.  
  1158. 268
  1159. 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,708
  1160. -Aye aye, captain.
  1161. -Oh.
  1162.  
  1163. 269
  1164. 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:18,875
  1165. Did you want to change before we leave?
  1166.  
  1167. 270
  1168. 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,375
  1169. Oh! I'm so sorry.
  1170.  
  1171. 271
  1172. 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,166
  1173. When I took an emergency flight to Austin,
  1174.  
  1175. 272
  1176. 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,458
  1177. I didn't exactly think to pack
  1178. formal wear.
  1179.  
  1180. 273
  1181. 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:31,666
  1182. Oh. Well, that makes perfect sense.
  1183. I'm sure I have something you can wear.
  1184.  
  1185. 274
  1186. 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,833
  1187. Great.
  1188.  
  1189. 275
  1190. 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:56,208
  1191. So, I would like to propose a toast
  1192. to the memory of Mr. Roosevelt.
  1193.  
  1194. 276
  1195. 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:57,833
  1196. Jess.
  1197.  
  1198. 277
  1199. 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:08,375
  1200. I don't know if you guys
  1201. noticed anything different about me.
  1202.  
  1203. 278
  1204. 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:09,375
  1205. I've been meditating.
  1206.  
  1207. 279
  1208. 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,666
  1209. Oh.
  1210.  
  1211. 280
  1212. 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:14,416
  1213. Yup. Using an app called Mind Time.
  1214. Thank you.
  1215.  
  1216. 281
  1217. 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,708
  1218. It's awesome. Really.
  1219.  
  1220. 282
  1221. 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,458
  1222. He is so calm, so peaceful.
  1223.  
  1224. 283
  1225. 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,125
  1226. -I'm present.
  1227. -It's like he's got a glow about him.
  1228.  
  1229. 284
  1230. 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,125
  1231. -I'm finally here.
  1232. I can see it.
  1233.  
  1234. 285
  1235. 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,958
  1236. Free app, or is it...
  1237. Yeah, free.
  1238.  
  1239. 286
  1240. 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:24,083
  1241. -I'll send it to you guys.
  1242. Okay.
  1243.  
  1244. 287
  1245. 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,583
  1246. I get a referral little thing.
  1247.  
  1248. 288
  1249. 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:29,916
  1250. -I love that. Very cool.
  1251. -Yeah. It's awesome.
  1252.  
  1253. 289
  1254. 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,666
  1255. It's just like, I don't know,
  1256. life-changing.
  1257.  
  1258. 290
  1259. 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,333
  1260. So, Eric, how's your band going?
  1261.  
  1262. 291
  1263. 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:38,083
  1264. I saw that you guys got a write-up
  1265. in the Chronicle last year.
  1266.  
  1267. 292
  1268. 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:42,291
  1269. Eric's taking a break from music.
  1270. He's getting his real estate license.
  1271.  
  1272. 293
  1273. 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,583
  1274. -I love houses.
  1275. -Yeah, you do.
  1276.  
  1277. 294
  1278. 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:47,625
  1279. Whoa! You're gonna become
  1280. a real estate agent?
  1281.  
  1282. 295
  1283. 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:51,708
  1284. Yeah, they say if you sell one,
  1285. you can be set for a year.
  1286.  
  1287. 296
  1288. 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,500
  1289. Oh, I get that. We all do things that
  1290. we don't want to do for a while,
  1291.  
  1292. 297
  1293. 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,791
  1294. so we can do the things
  1295. we really want to do.
  1296.  
  1297. 298
  1298. 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,541
  1299. That's why I audition for commercials.
  1300.  
  1301. 299
  1302. 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,791
  1303. It's more of a long-term thing.
  1304.  
  1305. 300
  1306. 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,833
  1307. Music is great, and he's so good at it,
  1308.  
  1309. 301
  1310. 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:06,583
  1311. but you can only do the band thing
  1312. for so long
  1313.  
  1314. 302
  1315. 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:09,166
  1316. before you have to start
  1317. thinking about the future, right?
  1318.  
  1319. 303
  1320. 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,083
  1321. Right.
  1322.  
  1323. 304
  1324. 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,791
  1325. So, um, Emily, you're an actress?
  1326.  
  1327. 305
  1328. 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:17,541
  1329. No, I'm actually more of a comedian.
  1330.  
  1331. 306
  1332. 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:20,625
  1333. Which basically means I'm a less
  1334. attractive version of an actress.
  1335.  
  1336. 307
  1337. 00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,708
  1338. Why would you say that?
  1339. You're so beautiful.
  1340.  
  1341. 308
  1342. 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:25,958
  1343. So cute.
  1344.  
  1345. 309
  1346. 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,000
  1347. I'm joking.
  1348.  
  1349. 310
  1350. 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,166
  1351. Yeah, but even if you're joking, it's not healthy
  1352. to talk about yourself that way.
  1353.  
  1354. 311
  1355. 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,291
  1356. So, Emily, you do stand
  1357.  
  1358. 312
  1359. 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:40,000
  1360. No, I don't do stand-up comedy.
  1361. It's hard to explain what I do... Um...
  1362.  
  1363. 313
  1364. 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,166
  1365. It's stupid. It's pretty dumb.
  1366.  
  1367. 314
  1368. 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,083
  1369. Emily is so funny.
  1370.  
  1371. 315
  1372. 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,041
  1373. You have over 50,000 YouTube subscribers,
  1374. right?
  1375.  
  1376. 316
  1377. 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,250
  1378. Wow!
  1379.  
  1380. 317
  1381. 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:53,333
  1382. Really? Wow! You can really
  1383. do something with that.
  1384.  
  1385. 318
  1386. 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:54,458
  1387. I was just reading this article
  1388.  
  1389. 319
  1390. 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:57,291
  1391. about a girl who did
  1392. makeup tutorials online,
  1393.  
  1394. 320
  1395. 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,916
  1396. and she accidentally
  1397. got makeup in her eye,
  1398.  
  1399. 321
  1400. 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,583
  1401. and she had this major freak-out.
  1402.  
  1403. 322
  1404. 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:01,833
  1405. It was just so real and so funny.
  1406.  
  1407. 323
  1408. 00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:05,166
  1409. So the video goes viral,
  1410. and then she goes on the Today show,
  1411.  
  1412. 324
  1413. 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,083
  1414. and based on its success,
  1415.  
  1416. 325
  1417. 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,125
  1418. she was able to launch her own
  1419. beauty tutorial channel,
  1420.  
  1421. 326
  1422. 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:13,375
  1423. and she just came out
  1424. with this big makeup line.
  1425.  
  1426. 327
  1427. 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,291
  1428. Have you ever thought
  1429. about something like that?
  1430.  
  1431. 328
  1432. 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,916
  1433. -No, I haven't.
  1434.  
  1435. 329
  1436. 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:23,791
  1437. Oh... What about you, Celeste?
  1438.  
  1439. 330
  1440. 00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,291
  1441. I never found out
  1442. what you do for a living.
  1443.  
  1444. 331
  1445. 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,125
  1446. Celeste is an entrepreneur.
  1447.  
  1448. 332
  1449. 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:30,000
  1450. Okay. What's that mean?
  1451.  
  1452. 333
  1453. 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:34,083
  1454. Just a fancy French word. Um...
  1455.  
  1456. 334
  1457. 00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:36,625
  1458. I worked for a social media firm
  1459. when I was 25,
  1460.  
  1461. 335
  1462. 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:40,916
  1463. and I realized their client model
  1464. wasn't sustainable,
  1465.  
  1466. 336
  1467. 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,916
  1468. 'cause it was fractured
  1469. across too many platforms,
  1470.  
  1471. 337
  1472. 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,291
  1473. so I quit,
  1474.  
  1475. 338
  1476. 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:47,416
  1477. and I took my savings and teamed up
  1478. with a fellow Penn grad,
  1479.  
  1480. 339
  1481. 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,625
  1482. and we developed coding
  1483.  
  1484. 340
  1485. 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,000
  1486. that integrates business's
  1487. various online presences
  1488.  
  1489. 341
  1490. 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,083
  1491. into one streamlined platform.
  1492.  
  1493. 342
  1494. 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,208
  1495. It's still in
  1496. product development right now, but... There's been a lot of interest.
  1497. Don't be humble.
  1498.  
  1499. 343
  1500. 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:03,000
  1501. And she also makes her own greeting cards.
  1502.  
  1503. 344
  1504. 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,375
  1505. I sent one to my grandma.
  1506.  
  1507. 345
  1508. 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,625
  1509. You did not. Really?
  1510. -Yeah.
  1511.  
  1512. 346
  1513. 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:08,166
  1514. You know they're in six stores?
  1515. What?
  1516.  
  1517. 347
  1518. 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,791
  1519. -Yeah.
  1520. -That's our Celeste.
  1521.  
  1522. 348
  1523. 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:13,500
  1524. Wow! It's amazing
  1525. how much bread you can eat.
  1526.  
  1527. 349
  1528. 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,583
  1529. They're not charging for it, are they?
  1530.  
  1531. 350
  1532. 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:17,750
  1533. No, it's not that.
  1534.  
  1535. 351
  1536. 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,500
  1537. I'm so gluten intolerant even a bite can
  1538. throw off my diet for a week.
  1539.  
  1540. 352
  1541. 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:25,500
  1542. Yeah, Celeste got me off bread, too,
  1543. and I feel so much better.
  1544.  
  1545. 353
  1546. 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:28,791
  1547. I thought I was gonna miss it,
  1548. but I don't.
  1549.  
  1550. 354
  1551. 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:30,875
  1552. Well, I, for one, love bread.
  1553.  
  1554. 355
  1555. 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:33,708
  1556. -I'm jealous.
  1557.  
  1558. 356
  1559. 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,500
  1560. So, Emily, I'm just a little confused.
  1561.  
  1562. 357
  1563. 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,500
  1564. If you don't wanna be making
  1565. Internet videos
  1566.  
  1567. 358
  1568. 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:41,541
  1569. and you don't wanna be a stand-up comic
  1570. and you're not an actress...
  1571.  
  1572. 359
  1573. 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:43,333
  1574. What do you want to do?
  1575.  
  1576. 360
  1577. 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:46,875
  1578. Why move to Los Angeles
  1579. in the first place?
  1580.  
  1581. 361
  1582. 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,500
  1583. Celeste.
  1584.  
  1585. 362
  1586. 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:51,208
  1587. That's a really good question, Celeste.
  1588.  
  1589. 363
  1590. 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:54,125
  1591. And the answer is...
  1592.  
  1593. 364
  1594. 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,583
  1595. I don't know.
  1596.  
  1597. 365
  1598. 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:58,166
  1599. I guess it was
  1600. pretty fucking stupid of me, huh?
  1601.  
  1602. 366
  1603. 00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:04,958
  1604. Well, for a comedian,
  1605. she's awfully serious.
  1606.  
  1607. 367
  1608. 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,750
  1609. Shit! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
  1610.  
  1611. 368
  1612. 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,041
  1613. No, no, leave it.
  1614.  
  1615. 369
  1616. 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:18,041
  1617. Whoa! What happened?
  1618.  
  1619. 370
  1620. 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,000
  1621. Ouch!
  1622.  
  1623. 371
  1624. 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,958
  1625. -I'm fine. Leave me alone!
  1626.  
  1627. 372
  1628. 00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:22,375
  1629. What the eff, Jen?
  1630.  
  1631. 373
  1632. 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,458
  1633. Suck a dick, Dustin. She's hurt.
  1634. Come on, I got you.
  1635.  
  1636. 374
  1637. 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:28,083
  1638. -Wait, Em--
  1639. -It's okay. I got her.
  1640.  
  1641. 375
  1642. 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,416
  1643. Okay.
  1644.  
  1645. 376
  1646. 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,791
  1647. She has a hot mouth.
  1648.  
  1649. 377
  1650. 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,208
  1651. -Let me see it.
  1652. -I'm so sorry.
  1653.  
  1654. 378
  1655. 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,833
  1656. I don't know how I'm gonna
  1657. pay for all that food.
  1658.  
  1659. 379
  1660. 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:40,666
  1661. Babe, fuck that food.
  1662. Who cares about that food?
  1663.  
  1664. 380
  1665. 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,583
  1666. Let me see your hand.
  1667.  
  1668. 381
  1669. 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,750
  1670. Hey, are you Emily Martin?
  1671.  
  1672. 382
  1673. 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,791
  1674. -Yeah.
  1675. -Dude!
  1676.  
  1677. 383
  1678. 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,708
  1679. Jen! Jen Morales?
  1680.  
  1681. 384
  1682. 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:04,083
  1683. We talked for a second at a party
  1684. on the Eastside.
  1685.  
  1686. 385
  1687. 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,458
  1688. You were with Ravi.
  1689.  
  1690. 386
  1691. 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:09,041
  1692. There was that band of girls
  1693. that hits pots as instruments.
  1694.  
  1695. 387
  1696. 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,208
  1697. Uh, Manic Pixie Jihad.
  1698.  
  1699. 388
  1700. 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,750
  1701. -Yeah!
  1702. -Yeah!
  1703.  
  1704. 389
  1705. 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:15,833
  1706. Dude!
  1707. Is it weird that I feel like I know you?
  1708.  
  1709. 390
  1710. 00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:18,458
  1711. People post your vids all the time.
  1712.  
  1713. 391
  1714. 00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:19,625
  1715. -Yeah.
  1716.  
  1717. 392
  1718. 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:22,541
  1719. My mom's favorite one is
  1720. that one of you in the bathtub.
  1721.  
  1722. 393
  1723. 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,875
  1724. Hey, you're based out of LA.
  1725. What are you doing out here?
  1726.  
  1727. 394
  1728. 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,875
  1729. -My cat died.
  1730. -Oh, I'm sorry.
  1731.  
  1732. 395
  1733. 00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,791
  1734. -No, he wasn't.
  1735.  
  1736. 396
  1737. 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,541
  1738. Oh, man.
  1739. Is that guy out there your boyfriend?
  1740.  
  1741. 397
  1742. 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:36,166
  1743. Mmm, that's my ex-boyfriend.
  1744.  
  1745. 398
  1746. 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,791
  1747. I left my cat with him.
  1748.  
  1749. 399
  1750. 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,750
  1751. But he wasn't my ex-boyfriend
  1752. when I did that.
  1753.  
  1754. 400
  1755. 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:44,000
  1756. He was my boyfriend,
  1757. and then I moved to Los Angeles.
  1758.  
  1759. 401
  1760. 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:47,583
  1761. And we tried long distance,
  1762. and then I broke up with him.
  1763.  
  1764. 402
  1765. 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,791
  1766. But don't worry about him,
  1767. because he has a new girlfriend,
  1768.  
  1769. 403
  1770. 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,041
  1771. and she's super cool.
  1772.  
  1773. 404
  1774. 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:54,125
  1775. And she lives in our house,
  1776. but it's theirs. And she ripped up the carpet,
  1777. and it looks really pretty.
  1778.  
  1779. 405
  1780. 00:29:57,291 --> 00:30:00,833
  1781. And she says that it's her cat, too!
  1782.  
  1783. 406
  1784. 00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:02,625
  1785. And I think that that's fair.
  1786.  
  1787. 407
  1788. 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,750
  1789. It's okay, it's okay.
  1790.  
  1791. 408
  1792. 00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:06,541
  1793. I'm sorry, I can't breathe.
  1794.  
  1795. 409
  1796. 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,208
  1797. -It's okay.
  1798. -I'm sorry.
  1799.  
  1800. 410
  1801. 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:11,083
  1802. -Hold that thought.
  1803. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  1804.  
  1805. 411
  1806. 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,708
  1807. Okay.
  1808.  
  1809. 412
  1810. 00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,750
  1811. I'm sorry. I don't want a drink.
  1812.  
  1813. 413
  1814. 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,125
  1815. That's okay. Tell me what happened.
  1816.  
  1817. 414
  1818. 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,208
  1819. -I already said it.
  1820. -Say it again.
  1821.  
  1822. 415
  1823. 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,416
  1824. -Any of it.
  1825.  
  1826. 416
  1827. 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,708
  1828. Um... Okay.
  1829.  
  1830. 417
  1831. 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:37,416
  1832. Uh, I just had all these plans
  1833. and these goals.
  1834.  
  1835. 418
  1836. 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,416
  1837. Right.
  1838.  
  1839. 419
  1840. 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,416
  1841. And I thought if I did one thing,
  1842. then I did another thing...
  1843.  
  1844. 420
  1845. 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,541
  1846. then that was supposed to happen--
  1847.  
  1848. 421
  1849. 00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:45,833
  1850. How do you feel?
  1851.  
  1852. 422
  1853. 00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:50,166
  1854. -I don't know.
  1855.  
  1856.  
  1857. -Just breathe.
  1858.  
  1859. 423
  1860. 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,625
  1861. How am I supposed to breathe?
  1862. You just threw water in my... Oh, my God!
  1863.  
  1864. 424
  1865. 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,000
  1866. You feel better?
  1867.  
  1868. 425
  1869. 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,833
  1870. I feel great.
  1871.  
  1872. 426
  1873. 00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:20,083
  1874. -I think we had that last time.
  1875. -That's true.
  1876.  
  1877. 427
  1878. 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,791
  1879. -There's so much bread.
  1880.  
  1881. 428
  1882. 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,041
  1883. Do you mind passing the butter?
  1884.  
  1885. 429
  1886. 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,208
  1887. Sure, here.
  1888.  
  1889. 430
  1890. 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,375
  1891. Thank you.
  1892.  
  1893. 431
  1894. 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,791
  1895. I'm sorry about your dress.
  1896.  
  1897. 432
  1898. 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:46,250
  1899. I can pay to have it dry-cleaned.
  1900.  
  1901. 433
  1902. 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,875
  1903. Emily.
  1904.  
  1905. 434
  1906. 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,708
  1907. Emily.
  1908.  
  1909. 435
  1910. 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,166
  1911. Emily.
  1912.  
  1913. 436
  1914. 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:03,166
  1915. -Emily.
  1916.  
  1917. 437
  1918. 00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:08,208
  1919. Yes.
  1920.  
  1921. 438
  1922. 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:10,750
  1923. I wanted to share some good news.
  1924.  
  1925. 439
  1926. 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:12,875
  1927. Okay.
  1928.  
  1929. 440
  1930. 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:16,333
  1931. We were able to get
  1932. a flight voucher in your name
  1933.  
  1934. 441
  1935. 00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:18,666
  1936. because my cousin's a manager at Delta.
  1937.  
  1938. 442
  1939. 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:19,875
  1940. What?
  1941.  
  1942. 443
  1943. 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:23,916
  1944. I heard you were worried about
  1945. returning to Los Angeles?
  1946.  
  1947. 444
  1948. 00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:28,916
  1949. -Mmm-hmm.
  1950.  
  1951. 445
  1952. 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,791
  1953. It's just coach. We used miles.
  1954.  
  1955. 446
  1956. 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:35,458
  1957. -You didn't have to do that.
  1958. -I know.
  1959.  
  1960. 447
  1961. 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:37,916
  1962. But I wanted to.
  1963.  
  1964. 448
  1965. 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:41,916
  1966. My apologies for waking you up.
  1967.  
  1968. 449
  1969. 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,458
  1970. I just wanted to share the good news
  1971. before I went to work.
  1972.  
  1973. 450
  1974. 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:48,583
  1975. Have a beautiful day, Emily.
  1976.  
  1977. 451
  1978. 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,916
  1979. Eric?
  1980.  
  1981. 452
  1982. 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:13,958
  1983. Celeste?
  1984.  
  1985. 453
  1986. 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,041
  1987. Whoa!
  1988.  
  1989. 454
  1990. 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,791
  1991. -Oh, shit!
  1992.  
  1993. 455
  1994. 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,458
  1995. I'm sorry. I was just looking
  1996. for the toothpaste.
  1997.  
  1998. 456
  1999. 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:54,666
  2000. It's okay. It's all right.
  2001.  
  2002. 457
  2003. 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:57,000
  2004. Nothing you haven't seen before.
  2005.  
  2006. 458
  2007. 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,666
  2008. Yeah, that's very true.
  2009.  
  2010. 459
  2011. 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:04,708
  2012. Toothpaste is in the second cabinet
  2013. to the right in the bathroom.
  2014.  
  2015. 460
  2016. 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:06,291
  2017. Thank you. Hey, Em?
  2018.  
  2019. 461
  2020. 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:10,125
  2021. Have you had breakfast?
  2022.  
  2023. 462
  2024. 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,708
  2025. I'm surprised you kept the table.
  2026.  
  2027. 463
  2028. 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,791
  2029. Celeste, she refinished it.
  2030.  
  2031. 464
  2032. 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,416
  2033. She's really, really handy.
  2034.  
  2035. 465
  2036. 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,916
  2037. Oh, Celeste...
  2038.  
  2039. 466
  2040. 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,583
  2041. Celeste really is the best, huh?
  2042.  
  2043. 467
  2044. 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,625
  2045. I'm glad to hear you say that,
  2046. because I was worried after last night.
  2047.  
  2048. 468
  2049. 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:40,208
  2050. You were worried
  2051.  
  2052. 469
  2053. 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,916
  2054. Oh, come on, you know me.
  2055. New day, new Emily.
  2056.  
  2057. 470
  2058. 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,500
  2059. Yeah, I do. I know you.
  2060.  
  2061. 471
  2062. 00:35:49,916 --> 00:35:52,166
  2063. You want me to help?
  2064. You want me to make some coffee?
  2065.  
  2066. 472
  2067. 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,791
  2068. Yeah, that'd be great.
  2069.  
  2070. 473
  2071. 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,416
  2072. Cool.
  2073.  
  2074. 474
  2075. 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:07,583
  2076. -I'm sorry, I just kinda need... Cabinet.
  2077. -Yeah. No, sorry. You're okay.
  2078.  
  2079. 475
  2080. 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:15,375
  2081. -Thanks. Right.
  2082. -Yeah.
  2083.  
  2084. 476
  2085. 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:42,125
  2086. You know I like it strong, right?
  2087.  
  2088. 477
  2089. 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,041
  2090. I'll make it strong.
  2091.  
  2092. 478
  2093. 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,958
  2094. Yeah, you know what?
  2095. We're actually off coffee now.
  2096.  
  2097. 479
  2098. 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,916
  2099. I know it sounds crazy,
  2100. but I have more energy.
  2101.  
  2102. 480
  2103. 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,208
  2104. So I've gotta head to school.
  2105.  
  2106. 481
  2107. 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,083
  2108. Are you gonna be okay here alone all day?
  2109.  
  2110. 482
  2111. 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:36,708
  2112. Yeah, I think so. I still have a key.
  2113.  
  2114. 483
  2115. 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:40,250
  2116. -Great, and I can take that back later.
  2117. -Of course.
  2118.  
  2119. 484
  2120. 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:45,416
  2121. Oh. Also, we moved a ton of your stuff
  2122. in boxes out into the shed.
  2123.  
  2124. 485
  2125. 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:49,375
  2126. Maybe you want to go through it
  2127. and take some stuff back with you?
  2128.  
  2129. 486
  2130. 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,041
  2131. And your bike. We both have bikes, so...
  2132.  
  2133. 487
  2134. 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:54,916
  2135. maybe if you want to figure out
  2136. what you want to do with that.
  2137.  
  2138. 488
  2139. 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,333
  2140. Maybe sell it for money.
  2141.  
  2142. 489
  2143. 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,250
  2144. Sure, yeah. Really good idea. Thank you.
  2145.  
  2146. 490
  2147. 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,083
  2148. Great.
  2149.  
  2150. 491
  2151. 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:05,958
  2152. Toodles.
  2153.  
  2154. 492
  2155. 00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:08,708
  2156. Toodles.
  2157.  
  2158. 493
  2159. 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,958
  2160. Jesus fucking Christ...
  2161.  
  2162. 494
  2163. 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,250
  2164. Crap.
  2165.  
  2166. 495
  2167. 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,541
  2168. Hi, is Jen home?
  2169.  
  2170. 496
  2171. 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,291
  2172. Hey, dude!
  2173.  
  2174. 497
  2175. 00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:48,541
  2176. -Hey.
  2177. -Happy you found me.
  2178.  
  2179. 498
  2180. 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:51,000
  2181. Come in. This is where the magic happens.
  2182.  
  2183. 499
  2184. 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,333
  2185. How many people live here?
  2186.  
  2187. 500
  2188. 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:54,375
  2189. Like, four to six.
  2190.  
  2191. 501
  2192. 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:57,083
  2193. Yeah, sometimes we Airbnb the couch.
  2194.  
  2195. 502
  2196. 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,041
  2197. Dude, it's so effed that you're staying
  2198.  
  2199. 503
  2200. 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,416
  2201. with your ex-boyfriend
  2202. and his new girlfriend.
  2203.  
  2204. 504
  2205. 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,416
  2206. I know.
  2207.  
  2208. 505
  2209. 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,583
  2210. What twisted mind would agree
  2211. to something like that?
  2212.  
  2213. 506
  2214. 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,666
  2215. Yeah.
  2216.  
  2217. 507
  2218. 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:08,833
  2219. So, what are we dealing with?
  2220. A jealous psycho
  2221.  
  2222. 508
  2223. 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:12,708
  2224. No. No, Celeste is not the type of girl
  2225. to get jealous.
  2226.  
  2227. 509
  2228. 00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:17,083
  2229. Uh, in fact, she is super, super nice
  2230. and put together,
  2231.  
  2232. 510
  2233. 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:20,666
  2234. and everything in her life is beautiful,
  2235. and nothing's out of place.
  2236.  
  2237. 511
  2238. 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:23,125
  2239. Like a Pinterest board come to life.
  2240.  
  2241. 512
  2242. 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,083
  2243. Oh, so she's super fake.
  2244.  
  2245. 513
  2246. 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,208
  2247. And she has him on antidepressants.
  2248.  
  2249. 514
  2250. 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:29,125
  2251. She literally has him drugged up.
  2252.  
  2253. 515
  2254. 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,750
  2255. -Yeah, I saw them in their cabinet...
  2256.  
  2257. 516
  2258. 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,625
  2259. which used to be my cabinet.
  2260.  
  2261. 517
  2262. 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:37,083
  2263. It's like they've gotten rid
  2264. of every trace that I ever existed.
  2265.  
  2266. 518
  2267. 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,375
  2268. Um...
  2269.  
  2270. 519
  2271. 00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:40,458
  2272. They put all my stuff in the shed.
  2273.  
  2274. 520
  2275. 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:44,041
  2276. It's like my entire life in Austin
  2277. is packed into two boxes.
  2278.  
  2279. 521
  2280. 00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:47,041
  2281. This morning, Eric was like,
  2282. "You have to get these out of here."
  2283.  
  2284. 522
  2285. 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,083
  2286. But what am I supposed to do?
  2287. I can't take them to LA with me,
  2288.  
  2289. 523
  2290. 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,000
  2291. I don't have any space,
  2292. I live in a studio.
  2293.  
  2294. 524
  2295. 00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:54,416
  2296. Why don't you just keep your stuff here?
  2297. I'd be happy to hold it for you.
  2298.  
  2299. 525
  2300. 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,375
  2301. Really? You barely even know me.
  2302.  
  2303. 526
  2304. 00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:59,333
  2305. Nobody knows anyone.
  2306.  
  2307. 527
  2308. 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,000
  2309. Do you even know yourself?
  2310.  
  2311. 528
  2312. 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:04,958
  2313. Um... I don't know. I think so.
  2314. I look in the mirror a lot.
  2315.  
  2316. 529
  2317. 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:10,500
  2318. Well, Emily Martin, to truly know oneself,
  2319. you have to ask yourself one thing.
  2320.  
  2321. 530
  2322. 00:42:11,375 --> 00:42:13,208
  2323. And what's that?
  2324.  
  2325. 531
  2326. 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,375
  2327. Are you willing to be reborn?
  2328.  
  2329. 532
  2330. 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,750
  2331. Jen!
  2332.  
  2333. 533
  2334. 00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:31,333
  2335. -Hey, ladies!
  2336.  
  2337. 534
  2338. 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,166
  2339. -Hey.
  2340. -Hey.
  2341.  
  2342. 535
  2343. 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:35,666
  2344. Art!
  2345.  
  2346. 536
  2347. 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:39,875
  2348. Pass that pipe.
  2349.  
  2350. 537
  2351. 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,166
  2352. Here.
  2353.  
  2354. 538
  2355. 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:44,875
  2356. It's so nice to be back in the Greenbelt,
  2357.  
  2358. 539
  2359. 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:47,416
  2360. but it feels like it's the only thing in
  2361. Austin that hasn't really changed.
  2362.  
  2363. 540
  2364. 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:51,208
  2365. Seriously, all the tech douches coming in,
  2366. buying property,
  2367.  
  2368. 541
  2369. 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,500
  2370. building condos on everything.
  2371.  
  2372. 542
  2373. 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,916
  2374. I know. They're tearin' it all down.
  2375. That's all they know how to do.
  2376.  
  2377. 543
  2378. 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,750
  2379. A normal person can't afford anything.
  2380. I had to move past 183.
  2381.  
  2382. 544
  2383. 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:01,708
  2384. I had to move back in with my parents, and they had to move back in
  2385. with their parents.
  2386.  
  2387. 545
  2388. 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:07,958
  2389. You want?
  2390.  
  2391. 546
  2392. 00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:10,250
  2393. Oh, no, I'm good, thank you.
  2394.  
  2395. 547
  2396. 00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:15,833
  2397. -Dude, that bikini top looks sick on you.
  2398. Thanks.
  2399.  
  2400. 548
  2401. 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
  2402. She looks like she's seen a titty ghost.
  2403.  
  2404. 549
  2405. 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,833
  2406. Oh, I'm sorry, I...
  2407.  
  2408. 550
  2409. 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:08,625
  2410. -You know it's legal here in Austin.
  2411. -It's all right. Calm down.
  2412.  
  2413. 551
  2414. 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:09,791
  2415. I know that.
  2416.  
  2417. 552
  2418. 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:12,458
  2419. Come on, free your nipples.
  2420.  
  2421. 553
  2422. 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:15,041
  2423. -Shut up, Art.
  2424. -Don't say that.
  2425.  
  2426. 554
  2427. 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,208
  2428. What? Girls say it.
  2429.  
  2430. 555
  2431. 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:19,041
  2432. Yeah, but it's liberating when we say it.
  2433.  
  2434. 556
  2435. 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,041
  2436. And it's creepy as fuck when guys say it.
  2437.  
  2438. 557
  2439. 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:25,208
  2440. Guys, man. Take it easy, all right.
  2441. Her cat just died.
  2442.  
  2443. 558
  2444. 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,833
  2445. Oh, no.
  2446.  
  2447. 559
  2448. 00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,583
  2449. -I'm sorry.
  2450. -Sorry.
  2451.  
  2452. 560
  2453. 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:32,500
  2454. No, it's not that, I'm...
  2455.  
  2456. 561
  2457. 00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,041
  2458. All right!
  2459.  
  2460. 562
  2461. 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,416
  2462. Well, I'm gonna jump in.
  2463.  
  2464. 563
  2465. 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,708
  2466. -Yeah.
  2467. -Here we go.
  2468.  
  2469. 564
  2470. 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:03,875
  2471. Ready?
  2472.  
  2473. 565
  2474. 00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:06,541
  2475. Oh, no, I'm just gonna warm up
  2476. for a little bit.
  2477.  
  2478. 566
  2479. 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:07,791
  2480. All right.
  2481.  
  2482. 567
  2483. 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:28,916
  2484. Hey...
  2485.  
  2486. 568
  2487. 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,250
  2488. If you take a hit of this,
  2489. you can put your top back on.
  2490.  
  2491. 569
  2492. 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,375
  2493. Deal.
  2494.  
  2495. 570
  2496. 00:45:36,291 --> 00:45:37,833
  2497. -Look that way.
  2498. -Okay.
  2499.  
  2500. 571
  2501. 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:40,625
  2502. Let me know when your boobs
  2503. are safely quarantined.
  2504.  
  2505. 572
  2506. 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,333
  2507. Okay.
  2508.  
  2509. 573
  2510. 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,250
  2511. I don't normally smoke. It makes me tired.
  2512.  
  2513. 574
  2514. 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:58,166
  2515. And I don't understand what funny is. What is there to understand?
  2516.  
  2517. 575
  2518. 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,666
  2519. So, Art...
  2520.  
  2521. 576
  2522. 00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:08,708
  2523. Is Art short for Arthur?
  2524.  
  2525. 577
  2526. 00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:12,666
  2527. -No, it's short for "artist," actually.
  2528. Really?
  2529.  
  2530. 578
  2531. 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,125
  2532. My parents had pretty high expectations.
  2533.  
  2534. 579
  2535. 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:17,375
  2536. Oh, well, my name's Emily.
  2537.  
  2538. 580
  2539. 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,541
  2540. My parents had very,
  2541. very low expectations.
  2542.  
  2543. 581
  2544. 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:23,166
  2545. They must be pretty hyped.
  2546. You turned out pretty creative.
  2547.  
  2548. 582
  2549. 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,291
  2550. What makes you say that?
  2551.  
  2552. 583
  2553. 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,791
  2554. You have the whole quirky-girl vibe going.
  2555.  
  2556. 584
  2557. 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,458
  2558. Oh, Jesus.
  2559.  
  2560. 585
  2561. 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,166
  2562. -That is so condescending.
  2563.  
  2564. 586
  2565. 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,666
  2566. It's not condescending.
  2567.  
  2568. 587
  2569. 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,500
  2570. Saying you're quirky
  2571. means saying you're interesting.
  2572.  
  2573. 588
  2574. 00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:36,916
  2575. It's a compliment.
  2576.  
  2577. 589
  2578. 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,375
  2579. No, it's not,
  2580. because you would never call a guy that.
  2581.  
  2582. 590
  2583. 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:41,875
  2584. With a guy you'd use another word,
  2585. like "eccentric,"
  2586.  
  2587. 591
  2588. 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:44,666
  2589. but with a girl, you need a word that
  2590. recognizes her uniqueness,
  2591.  
  2592. 592
  2593. 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,125
  2594. but at the same time devalues
  2595. her intelligence.
  2596.  
  2597. 593
  2598. 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,500
  2599. Like, "Her delightful whimsy could
  2600. never make a cogent argument,"
  2601.  
  2602. 594
  2603. 00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:51,375
  2604. highlighting your unconscious sexism.
  2605.  
  2606. 595
  2607. 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,958
  2608. All right, well, you're not quirky,
  2609. but you're definitely kind of a bitch.
  2610.  
  2611. 596
  2612. 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:57,958
  2613. Thank you.
  2614.  
  2615. 597
  2616. 00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,375
  2617. You're welcome.
  2618.  
  2619. 598
  2620. 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,125
  2621. -Oh, no.
  2622. -Sorry.
  2623.  
  2624. 599
  2625. 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,250
  2626. Thank you.
  2627.  
  2628. 600
  2629. 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,666
  2630. All right.
  2631.  
  2632. 601
  2633. 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,208
  2634. Oh, shit, it's my work.
  2635.  
  2636. 602
  2637. 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:19,291
  2638. Don't answer it. Hang it up. Hit "reject."
  2639.  
  2640. 603
  2641. 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,291
  2642. What?
  2643.  
  2644. 604
  2645. 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,041
  2646. They said it would take a few days
  2647. to cremate him,
  2648.  
  2649. 605
  2650. 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,333
  2651. so I'll probably be here over the weekend,
  2652.  
  2653. 606
  2654. 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,375
  2655. but I have my laptop
  2656. and can do all my work from here.
  2657.  
  2658. 607
  2659. 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,875
  2660. Emily, let's be real.
  2661.  
  2662. 608
  2663. 00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:29,375
  2664. This is just not a priority for you.
  2665.  
  2666. 609
  2667. 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,125
  2668. What are you talking about?
  2669.  
  2670. 610
  2671. 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:32,541
  2672. Do you think I planned this?
  2673.  
  2674. 611
  2675. 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:34,833
  2676. Listen, I have all the assets,
  2677.  
  2678. 612
  2679. 00:47:34,916 --> 00:47:37,583
  2680. -I can just upload the cuts to Dropbox.
  2681.  
  2682. 613
  2683. 00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:40,208
  2684. Yeah, it sounds like you're working
  2685. really hard over there.
  2686.  
  2687. 614
  2688. 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,666
  2689. Let's face it, Emily.
  2690.  
  2691. 615
  2692. 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:43,791
  2693. You're just not a right fit
  2694. with us anymore.
  2695.  
  2696. 616
  2697. 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:44,791
  2698. Okay, listen,
  2699.  
  2700. 617
  2701. 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:47,333
  2702. if this is about the auditions,
  2703. I can stop going for a few weeks.
  2704.  
  2705. 618
  2706. 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,916
  2707. I really need this job.
  2708.  
  2709. 619
  2710. 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,333
  2711. Hey, Todd, my cat died.
  2712. I needed to be here for him.
  2713.  
  2714. 620
  2715. 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:54,791
  2716. Come on, Emily.
  2717.  
  2718. 621
  2719. 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,875
  2720. It's just a fucking cat.
  2721.  
  2722. 622
  2723. 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,625
  2724. "It's just a fucking cat"?
  2725.  
  2726. 623
  2727. 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:04,791
  2728. You know what? Fuck you! Fuck you!
  2729.  
  2730. 624
  2731. 00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,958
  2732. And fuck PharmTech!
  2733.  
  2734. 625
  2735. 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,458
  2736. And fuck the man! I quit!
  2737.  
  2738. 626
  2739. 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:14,625
  2740. I quit!
  2741.  
  2742. 627
  2743. 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,666
  2744. Whoo!
  2745.  
  2746. 628
  2747. 00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:20,541
  2748. Boobs!
  2749.  
  2750. 629
  2751. 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:41,166
  2752. Hey, is this your phone?
  2753. I found it in the bushes.
  2754.  
  2755. 630
  2756. 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,583
  2757. -Yeah, thanks.
  2758. -Sure.
  2759.  
  2760. 631
  2761. 00:49:44,791 --> 00:49:46,750
  2762. This message is for Emily Martin.
  2763.  
  2764. 632
  2765. 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:50,458
  2766. We're calling to let you know
  2767. that Mr. Roosevelt is ready.
  2768.  
  2769. 633
  2770. 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:52,625
  2771. Oh, God... Uh, Jen?
  2772.  
  2773. 634
  2774. 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,666
  2775. Hey, do you want my roommate to drive you?
  2776.  
  2777. 635
  2778. 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:01,791
  2779. No, it's okay.
  2780.  
  2781. 636
  2782. 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,875
  2783. -Bye!
  2784. -Bye!
  2785.  
  2786. 637
  2787. 00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:21,500
  2788. Hello.
  2789.  
  2790. 638
  2791. 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:24,083
  2792. I'm here to pick up my cat.
  2793.  
  2794. 639
  2795. 00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:28,166
  2796. Okay. What procedure
  2797. did you drop them off for?
  2798.  
  2799. 640
  2800. 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:30,375
  2801. Oh, no, no, I'm sorry,
  2802. I'm here to pick up my dead cat.
  2803.  
  2804. 641
  2805. 00:50:30,458 --> 00:50:32,250
  2806. Mr. Roosevelt?
  2807.  
  2808. 642
  2809. 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:35,958
  2810. Oh...
  2811. I'm sorry, Mr. Roosevelt is not here.
  2812.  
  2813. 643
  2814. 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,416
  2815. What do you mean "he's not here"?
  2816.  
  2817. 644
  2818. 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,458
  2819. Someone already picked him up.
  2820.  
  2821. 645
  2822. 00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:42,875
  2823. Wait, you just let some stranger
  2824. take my cat's ashes home?
  2825.  
  2826. 646
  2827. 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,208
  2828. Don't you check people's IDs or something?
  2829.  
  2830. 647
  2831. 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:46,500
  2832. Who was it?
  2833.  
  2834. 648
  2835. 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:48,250
  2836. Um, it was a woman.
  2837.  
  2838. 649
  2839. 00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:51,458
  2840. She bought a different urn.
  2841. It should be on the invoice.
  2842.  
  2843. 650
  2844. 00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:55,833
  2845. -Celeste Jones.
  2846. -Celeste Jones.
  2847.  
  2848. 651
  2849. 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:09,916
  2850. Eric! Celeste!
  2851.  
  2852. 652
  2853. 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:43,541
  2854. -Lean forward, push your back up.
  2855. -I'm gonna lean you back...
  2856.  
  2857. 653
  2858. 00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:48,208
  2859. Oh, Emily.
  2860.  
  2861. 654
  2862. 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,541
  2863. Emily's home.
  2864.  
  2865. 655
  2866. 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,375
  2867. Why did you pick up Mr. Roosevelt?
  2868.  
  2869. 656
  2870. 00:51:54,666 --> 00:51:55,666
  2871. Pardon me?
  2872.  
  2873. 657
  2874. 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:57,791
  2875. Why did you pick up the ashes?
  2876.  
  2877. 658
  2878. 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:00,208
  2879. Uh, they called me.
  2880.  
  2881. 659
  2882. 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,833
  2883. Why did they call you?
  2884.  
  2885. 660
  2886. 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:07,000
  2887. Well, I called to check in this morning.
  2888.  
  2889. 661
  2890. 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:09,916
  2891. And later today
  2892. they said they tried calling you,
  2893.  
  2894. 662
  2895. 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,833
  2896. but couldn't get a hold of you.
  2897.  
  2898. 663
  2899. 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,875
  2900. And what about the urn?
  2901.  
  2902. 664
  2903. 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:16,666
  2904. Oh...
  2905.  
  2906. 665
  2907. 00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:18,750
  2908. Yeah. You should have seen
  2909. what they put him in.
  2910.  
  2911. 666
  2912. 00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:21,000
  2913. It looked like it was
  2914. the cheapest one they had.
  2915.  
  2916. 667
  2917. 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:23,291
  2918. It was the second cheapest.
  2919.  
  2920. 668
  2921. 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,666
  2922. I guess that's it.
  2923. We have him back. Time to bury him.
  2924.  
  2925. 669
  2926. 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,000
  2927. Do you have a shovel?
  2928.  
  2929. 670
  2930. 00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:31,750
  2931. Or do you want to just
  2932. put him in your compost?
  2933.  
  2934. 671
  2935. 00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:36,166
  2936. What?
  2937.  
  2938. 672
  2939. 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:40,125
  2940. Celeste and I thought it might be nice
  2941. to have some friends come over tomorrow
  2942.  
  2943. 673
  2944. 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:43,625
  2945. during the day and pay their respects.
  2946.  
  2947. 674
  2948. 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:47,416
  2949. Just a small gathering
  2950. tomorrow early after breakfast.
  2951.  
  2952. 675
  2953. 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,250
  2954. Like a brunch?
  2955.  
  2956. 676
  2957. 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,791
  2958. Yes! Exactly.
  2959.  
  2960. 677
  2961. 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,833
  2962. A few of my friends
  2963. are gonna bring some dishes
  2964.  
  2965. 678
  2966. 00:52:52,916 --> 00:52:54,375
  2967. and there'll be mimosas.
  2968.  
  2969. 679
  2970. 00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:56,500
  2971. Oh, mimosas.
  2972.  
  2973. 680
  2974. 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:58,666
  2975. But don't worry,
  2976. you don't have to bring anything.
  2977.  
  2978. 681
  2979. 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:01,500
  2980. Just yourself and your memories.
  2981.  
  2982. 682
  2983. 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:16,916
  2984. Here.
  2985.  
  2986. 683
  2987. 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,083
  2988. I'll keep him safe.
  2989.  
  2990. 684
  2991. 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:19,833
  2992. Eric!
  2993.  
  2994. 685
  2995. 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:22,833
  2996. Hey, where's Celeste?
  2997.  
  2998. 686
  2999. 00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,041
  3000. She left for book club.
  3001.  
  3002. 687
  3003. 00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:27,583
  3004. Jesus, Eric! Book club?
  3005. Seriously
  3006.  
  3007. 688
  3008. 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,083
  3009. -Celeste!
  3010.  
  3011. 689
  3012. 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,541
  3013. How could you let her do this to me?
  3014.  
  3015. 690
  3016. 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:31,500
  3017. Do what?
  3018.  
  3019. 691
  3020. 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:34,208
  3021. Em, Celeste has been
  3022. nothing but nice to you.
  3023.  
  3024. 692
  3025. 00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:36,458
  3026. No, I know that's what
  3027. she's making it seem like,
  3028.  
  3029. 693
  3030. 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,416
  3031. -but she's trying to make me look bad.
  3032. -Calm down!
  3033.  
  3034. 694
  3035. 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,833
  3036. -This is not about Celeste.
  3037.  
  3038. 695
  3039. 00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:42,583
  3040. Of course it's about Celeste.
  3041.  
  3042. 696
  3043. 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:45,583
  3044. -No, it's not!
  3045. -Yes, it is!
  3046.  
  3047. 697
  3048. 00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:49,041
  3049. ♪ No, it's not ♪
  3050.  
  3051. 698
  3052. 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:52,250
  3053. -Don't. Don't do this.
  3054.  
  3055. 699
  3056. 00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:55,625
  3057. ♪ It's about us ♪
  3058.  
  3059. 700
  3060. 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,583
  3061. Come on, give it to me.
  3062.  
  3063. 701
  3064. 00:54:58,291 --> 00:54:59,291
  3065. Come on.
  3066.  
  3067. 702
  3068. 00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:01,333
  3069. ♪ Maybe you're right ♪
  3070.  
  3071. 703
  3072. 00:55:02,916 --> 00:55:04,291
  3073. ♪ But what do we do? ♪
  3074.  
  3075. 704
  3076. 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:06,625
  3077. ♪ I don't know ♪
  3078.  
  3079. 705
  3080. 00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,583
  3081. ♪ But can we just talk? ♪
  3082.  
  3083. 706
  3084. 00:55:22,583 --> 00:55:26,083
  3085. You remember how we were gonna improvise
  3086. a whole album based on our fights?
  3087.  
  3088. 707
  3089. 00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,416
  3090. -Yeah.
  3091.  
  3092. 708
  3093. 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,625
  3094. ♪ Why didn't that happen? ♪
  3095.  
  3096. 709
  3097. 00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:36,416
  3098. ♪ Because you left ♪
  3099.  
  3100. 710
  3101. 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,500
  3102. No...
  3103.  
  3104. 711
  3105. 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,541
  3106. You should play this.
  3107.  
  3108. 712
  3109. 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:42,416
  3110. No.
  3111.  
  3112. 713
  3113. 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,958
  3114. Play it! No.
  3115.  
  3116. 714
  3117. 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,833
  3118. This is gonna be great.
  3119.  
  3120. 715
  3121. 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:02,625
  3122. You were saying...
  3123.  
  3124. 716
  3125. 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:05,125
  3126. ♪ Because I... ♪
  3127.  
  3128. 717
  3129. 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:06,875
  3130. Yikes. I'll tune it.
  3131.  
  3132. 718
  3133. 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,041
  3134. What are you doing?
  3135.  
  3136. 719
  3137. 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:16,125
  3138. What do you mean?
  3139. I thought we were both doing this.
  3140.  
  3141. 720
  3142. 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,458
  3143. I'm sorry.
  3144.  
  3145. 721
  3146. 00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:20,916
  3147. Let's just get out of here.
  3148.  
  3149. 722
  3150. 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,458
  3151. -You have to try this one.
  3152.  
  3153. 723
  3154. 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:28,666
  3155. It's hot.
  3156.  
  3157. 724
  3158. 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,000
  3159. -Oh, my God.
  3160. -It's so hot.
  3161.  
  3162. 725
  3163. 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,458
  3164. -It is so hot!
  3165.  
  3166. 726
  3167. 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:36,166
  3168. -Mmm! Mmm!
  3169. -Ah!
  3170.  
  3171. 727
  3172. 00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,375
  3173. Oh!
  3174.  
  3175. 728
  3176. 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:39,916
  3177. -Damn, damn!
  3178. -Good, though.
  3179.  
  3180. 729
  3181. 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,250
  3182. I missed, missed tacos.
  3183.  
  3184. 730
  3185. 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:43,333
  3186. Mmm!
  3187.  
  3188. 731
  3189. 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:46,041
  3190. Your siblings in LA do not compare.
  3191.  
  3192. 732
  3193. 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:47,916
  3194. -Mmm!
  3195. Really?
  3196.  
  3197. 733
  3198. 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
  3199. I thought LA had the best Mexican food.
  3200.  
  3201. 734
  3202. 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:54,500
  3203. No. That's a myth. It's really awful.
  3204.  
  3205. 735
  3206. 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:57,833
  3207. I think it's because
  3208. LA is obsessed with burritos.
  3209.  
  3210. 736
  3211. 00:56:57,916 --> 00:57:00,833
  3212. Who needs those?
  3213. Burritos are just sleeping bags for rice.
  3214.  
  3215. 737
  3216. 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:03,000
  3217. I want the flavor. Mmm!
  3218.  
  3219. 738
  3220. 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,208
  3221. Can I try that one?
  3222.  
  3223. 739
  3224. 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,791
  3225. Yeah. It's mild.
  3226.  
  3227. 740
  3228. 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:09,083
  3229. I'm a pussy
  3230. and it feels good to say out loud.
  3231.  
  3232. 741
  3233. 00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,291
  3234. So...
  3235.  
  3236. 742
  3237. 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,041
  3238. How's that going?
  3239.  
  3240. 743
  3241. 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,583
  3242. -Yeah.
  3243.  
  3244. 744
  3245. 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,041
  3246. I'm managing.
  3247.  
  3248. 745
  3249. 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:23,875
  3250. Um, how's real estate
  3251.  
  3252. 746
  3253. 00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:25,791
  3254. It's more hypothetical than real...
  3255.  
  3256. 747
  3257. 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,250
  3258. so far,
  3259.  
  3260. 748
  3261. 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,833
  3262. but it's good, I'm taking courses
  3263.  
  3264. 749
  3265. 00:57:28,916 --> 00:57:31,041
  3266. and I'm shadowing this guy
  3267. that Celeste knows.
  3268.  
  3269. 750
  3270. 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,875
  3271. It's good.
  3272.  
  3273. 751
  3274. 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:39,458
  3275. Em. I missed you.
  3276.  
  3277. 752
  3278. 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:48,958
  3279. Dude!
  3280.  
  3281. 753
  3282. 00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:51,708
  3283. Emily Martin? Shut up!
  3284.  
  3285. 754
  3286. 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:53,750
  3287. Stacy, hi.
  3288.  
  3289. 755
  3290. 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:57,458
  3291. Sean, I literally was just talking
  3292. about Emily, my college roommate.
  3293.  
  3294. 756
  3295. 00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,083
  3296. God, what are you doing here?
  3297. You're, like, famous.
  3298.  
  3299. 757
  3300. 00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:03,375
  3301. She did that spaghetti bath video
  3302. I was telling you about.
  3303.  
  3304. 758
  3305. 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:06,958
  3306. It has ten million views.
  3307. You must have made so much money.
  3308.  
  3309. 759
  3310. 00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:10,583
  3311. Yeah, no. I couldn't monetize it.
  3312.  
  3313. 760
  3314. 00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:11,958
  3315. What the fuck
  3316.  
  3317. 761
  3318. 00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,375
  3319. Because of the Michael Jackson song.
  3320.  
  3321. 762
  3322. 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:15,666
  3323. Fuck! Fuck that guy.
  3324.  
  3325. 763
  3326. 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,208
  3327. So, what are you two doing?
  3328.  
  3329. 764
  3330. 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:22,041
  3331. -We are just eating tacos.
  3332. -Tacos.
  3333.  
  3334. 765
  3335. 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:25,333
  3336. Sean and I are going
  3337. to this house party up the street.
  3338.  
  3339. 766
  3340. 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:29,208
  3341. You guys should come.
  3342. There's gonna be beers and fun.
  3343.  
  3344. 767
  3345. 00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:31,916
  3346. No, we're kind of in
  3347. the middle of something.
  3348.  
  3349. 768
  3350. 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:32,958
  3351. I'd do it.
  3352.  
  3353. 769
  3354. 00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:36,125
  3355. Yeah, he's doing it.
  3356. Come on, you should go. Come on!
  3357.  
  3358. 770
  3359. 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,041
  3360. Please!
  3361.  
  3362. 771
  3363. 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:45,083
  3364. BRB. PBR.
  3365.  
  3366. 772
  3367. 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,208
  3368. -Cheers.
  3369. -Cheers.
  3370.  
  3371. 773
  3372. 00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:52,041
  3373. Yoo-hoo! I can't seem to lose you. Oh!
  3374.  
  3375. 774
  3376. 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,625
  3377. -Oh, my God.
  3378.  
  3379. 775
  3380. 00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,333
  3381. -Oh, my God.
  3382.  
  3383. 776
  3384. 00:58:55,416 --> 00:58:57,583
  3385. -I didn't mean to scare you.
  3386.  
  3387. 777
  3388. 00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:58,666
  3389. No, it's okay.
  3390.  
  3391. 778
  3392. 00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,208
  3393. Um, it's my friend's house.
  3394. We're about to play.
  3395.  
  3396. 779
  3397. 00:59:00,291 --> 00:59:01,125
  3398. -Oh, cool.
  3399. -Yeah.
  3400.  
  3401. 780
  3402. 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,833
  3403. -Good.
  3404.  
  3405. 781
  3406. 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,416
  3407. -Good.
  3408.  
  3409. 782
  3410. 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,250
  3411. -I'll see you guys.
  3412. -Yeah.
  3413.  
  3414. 783
  3415. 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:09,375
  3416. How do I know her?
  3417.  
  3418. 784
  3419. 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:13,375
  3420. Oh, she's the waitress I ran into
  3421. at the French restaurant.
  3422.  
  3423. 785
  3424. 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:16,291
  3425. -And just now.
  3426. Yeah. Again.
  3427.  
  3428. 786
  3429. 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,125
  3430. We're the Leeks.
  3431.  
  3432. 787
  3433. 00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:27,875
  3434. ♪ Pet for a python
  3435. Got a live one ♪
  3436.  
  3437. 788
  3438. 00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:30,416
  3439. ♪ Slither up and squeeze it
  3440. Feed it! Feed it! ♪
  3441.  
  3442. 789
  3443. 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:33,166
  3444. ♪ Slither up some pythons
  3445. They're coming head on ♪
  3446.  
  3447. 790
  3448. 00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:35,583
  3449. ♪ Tell her that we need it
  3450. Put on that python ♪
  3451.  
  3452. 791
  3453. 00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:38,166
  3454. ♪ Drive in at night
  3455. Drive everywhere ♪
  3456.  
  3457. 792
  3458. 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:40,708
  3459. ♪ Blood in the eye
  3460. Later on the night ♪
  3461.  
  3462. 793
  3463. 00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,291
  3464. ♪ They got this python
  3465. It's coming head-on ♪
  3466.  
  3467. 794
  3468. 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,958
  3469. ♪ Now you got the spotlight
  3470. Get 'em! Get 'em! ♪
  3471.  
  3472. 795
  3473. 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:50,791
  3474. ♪ Get 'em! Get 'em! Get 'em! ♪
  3475.  
  3476. 796
  3477. 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,041
  3478. Oh, my God!
  3479.  
  3480. 797
  3481. 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,666
  3482. -Hey.
  3483. -You were so amazing!
  3484.  
  3485. 798
  3486. 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:55,750
  3487. Oh, thanks, man.
  3488.  
  3489. 799
  3490. 00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:58,541
  3491. Why didn't you tell me
  3492. that you were in a band?
  3493.  
  3494. 800
  3495. 00:59:58,625 --> 01:00:00,666
  3496. -Well, you never asked.
  3497. -Oh.
  3498.  
  3499. 801
  3500. 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,375
  3501. -No, I'm good.
  3502.  
  3503. 802
  3504. 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:03,458
  3505. Okay.
  3506.  
  3507. 803
  3508. 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:06,000
  3509. What the hell, give me a cigarette.
  3510.  
  3511. 804
  3512. 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:08,041
  3513. -You know what, I'll take one.
  3514.  
  3515. 805
  3516. 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,125
  3517. Yeah. Why not?
  3518.  
  3519. 806
  3520. 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:11,625
  3521. We're all doing it.
  3522. I love peer pressure.
  3523.  
  3524. 807
  3525. 01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,916
  3526. Yeah, you know,
  3527. I was just like, "Fuck guys."
  3528.  
  3529. 808
  3530. 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,166
  3531. And then I got on Tinder.
  3532.  
  3533. 809
  3534. 01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:28,500
  3535. And then I met Sean three days ago.
  3536.  
  3537. 810
  3538. 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:30,625
  3539. It's been fucking amazing.
  3540.  
  3541. 811
  3542. 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:42,000
  3543. Wait, wait, wait.
  3544. Do you see celebrities all the time in LA?
  3545.  
  3546. 812
  3547. 01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:44,583
  3548. Um, well, one New Year's Eve,
  3549.  
  3550. 813
  3551. 01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:47,375
  3552. I saw Thom Yorke buying
  3553. deodorant at a Ralphs.
  3554.  
  3555. 814
  3556. 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,083
  3557. Wait, what's a "Ralphs"?
  3558.  
  3559. 815
  3560. 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:54,000
  3561. It's HEB, but it's like a...
  3562. It's like HEB.
  3563.  
  3564. 816
  3565. 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:54,958
  3566. Oh!
  3567.  
  3568. 817
  3569. 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:56,458
  3570. -Yeah.
  3571.  
  3572. 818
  3573. 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,541
  3574. Hey, everybody!
  3575.  
  3576. 819
  3577. 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,333
  3578. Who wants to see a really funny video
  3579.  
  3580. 820
  3581. 01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,125
  3582. with the most famous person
  3583. from Austin, Texas?
  3584.  
  3585. 821
  3586. 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,208
  3587. No.
  3588.  
  3589. 822
  3590. 01:01:15,291 --> 01:01:17,333
  3591. -My friend Emily Martin right here.
  3592. -No, please.
  3593.  
  3594. 823
  3595. 01:01:17,416 --> 01:01:18,750
  3596. -Play it.
  3597. -Yes. Come on, play it!
  3598.  
  3599. 824
  3600. 01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:21,750
  3601. I think it's, like, "spaghetti balls"?
  3602.  
  3603. 825
  3604. 01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,666
  3605. Um, "meatballs"?
  3606.  
  3607. 826
  3608. 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,708
  3609. -Uh, "Tubgirl."
  3610. -Definitely not "Tubgirl."
  3611.  
  3612. 827
  3613. 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,208
  3614. I can't hear anything.
  3615.  
  3616. 828
  3617. 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:55,916
  3618. More sauce! More sauce!
  3619.  
  3620. 829
  3621. 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,041
  3622. More sauce! More sauce!
  3623.  
  3624. 830
  3625. 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:00,250
  3626. More sauce! More sauce!
  3627.  
  3628. 831
  3629. 01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:04,041
  3630. More sauce! More sauce! More sauce!
  3631.  
  3632. 832
  3633. 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,500
  3634. Yeah!
  3635.  
  3636. 833
  3637. 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:11,000
  3638. More sauce!
  3639. More sauce! More sauce!
  3640.  
  3641. 834
  3642. 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:14,666
  3643. More sauce! More sauce! More sauce!
  3644.  
  3645. 835
  3646. 01:02:17,666 --> 01:02:19,875
  3647. Dude, how did you get
  3648. so many noodles in that tub?
  3649.  
  3650. 836
  3651. 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,208
  3652. Did you smell like tomatoes
  3653. for weeks?
  3654.  
  3655. 837
  3656. 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,625
  3657. Why are you so bummed out?
  3658. People loved it.
  3659.  
  3660. 838
  3661. 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:28,333
  3662. I don't know. It's really hard to explain. Dude, turn your sad frown clown
  3663. upside down.
  3664.  
  3665. 839
  3666. 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:33,708
  3667. Is this all
  3668. I'm gonna be known for?
  3669.  
  3670. 840
  3671. 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:48,083
  3672. ♪ You always act like nothing's wrong ♪
  3673.  
  3674. 841
  3675. 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:52,458
  3676. ♪ You always tell me that you're fine ♪
  3677.  
  3678. 842
  3679. 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:56,541
  3680. ♪ Dark clouds are falling on your head ♪
  3681.  
  3682. 843
  3683. 01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:59,708
  3684. ♪ Just like a sad little clown ♪
  3685.  
  3686. 844
  3687. 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:05,875
  3688. ♪ You got to turn that frown upside down ♪
  3689.  
  3690. 845
  3691. 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:08,541
  3692. ♪ My sad little clown ♪
  3693.  
  3694. 846
  3695. 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:12,375
  3696. ♪ You're not fooling me, baby ♪
  3697.  
  3698. 847
  3699. 01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:17,291
  3700. ♪ I can see a sad little clown in misery ♪
  3701.  
  3702. 848
  3703. 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:22,000
  3704. ♪ You're my sad little clown ♪
  3705.  
  3706. 849
  3707. 01:03:23,791 --> 01:03:26,541
  3708. ♪ You're my sad little clown ♪
  3709.  
  3710. 850
  3711. 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:30,541
  3712. ♪ You're my sad little clown ♪
  3713.  
  3714. 851
  3715. 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:35,916
  3716. ♪ Turn that frown upside down ♪
  3717.  
  3718. 852
  3719. 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:12,750
  3720. Whoa! Oh, God.
  3721.  
  3722. 853
  3723. 01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,000
  3724. -Whoa, whoa!
  3725. -I'm sorry.
  3726.  
  3727. 854
  3728. 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:16,083
  3729. -Man overboard!
  3730. -No!
  3731.  
  3732. 855
  3733. 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,208
  3734. All right.
  3735. -Aw!
  3736.  
  3737. 856
  3738. 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:21,541
  3739. -I got you. I got you.
  3740.  
  3741. 857
  3742. 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:23,208
  3743. -You got me!
  3744.  
  3745. 858
  3746. 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:24,875
  3747. I'm a menace to society.
  3748.  
  3749. 859
  3750. 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:27,166
  3751. -Wow, you're a fucking badass.
  3752.  
  3753. 860
  3754. 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:28,875
  3755. -I'm impressed.
  3756. -Yeah.
  3757.  
  3758. 861
  3759. 01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:31,750
  3760. -Just leave these bikes for dead.
  3761.  
  3762. 862
  3763. 01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:34,250
  3764. Mmm.
  3765.  
  3766. 863
  3767. 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,000
  3768. We shouldn't...
  3769.  
  3770. 864
  3771. 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:41,625
  3772. No.
  3773.  
  3774. 865
  3775. 01:04:43,041 --> 01:04:44,500
  3776. ...do anything.
  3777.  
  3778. 866
  3779. 01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:08,958
  3780. -We can't do this.
  3781. -No, I know.
  3782.  
  3783. 867
  3784. 01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:11,250
  3785. This is not a thing
  3786. that we should be doing.
  3787.  
  3788. 868
  3789. 01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:13,291
  3790. -We should not be doing this.
  3791. -No.
  3792.  
  3793. 869
  3794. 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:15,041
  3795. It's not like...
  3796.  
  3797. 870
  3798. 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:16,166
  3799. No, we can't...
  3800.  
  3801. 871
  3802. 01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:18,625
  3803. I know. It's not like
  3804. I planned on doing this.
  3805.  
  3806. 872
  3807. 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:21,666
  3808. I have a girlfriend.
  3809.  
  3810. 873
  3811. 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,833
  3812. Yeah.
  3813.  
  3814. 874
  3815. 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:27,041
  3816. Well, she's more like a life coach.
  3817.  
  3818. 875
  3819. 01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:28,833
  3820. Come on.
  3821.  
  3822. 876
  3823. 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,041
  3824. No, Eric...
  3825.  
  3826. 877
  3827. 01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,125
  3828. You come on.
  3829.  
  3830. 878
  3831. 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:35,958
  3832. She's trying to change you.
  3833.  
  3834. 879
  3835. 01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:39,250
  3836. She sweeps into your life,
  3837. thinks she knows what's best for you,
  3838.  
  3839. 880
  3840. 01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:41,750
  3841. and wants to take away the things
  3842. you care about, like your music.
  3843.  
  3844. 881
  3845. 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:43,541
  3846. For what
  3847.  
  3848. 882
  3849. 01:05:43,625 --> 01:05:46,375
  3850. Did you see yourself tonight?
  3851. You fucking killed it!
  3852.  
  3853. 883
  3854. 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,541
  3855. And you loved it! And you know you did!
  3856.  
  3857. 884
  3858. 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:51,875
  3859. And you're willing to give that all up
  3860. for some girl?
  3861.  
  3862. 885
  3863. 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:54,000
  3864. I've tried the music thing.
  3865. I've been here for ten years.
  3866.  
  3867. 886
  3868. 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,416
  3869. Nothing has happened.
  3870.  
  3871. 887
  3872. 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,958
  3873. Okay, so fucking Austin's not working out.
  3874. Fuck Austin.
  3875.  
  3876. 888
  3877. 01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:01,000
  3878. I've always said you should go on tour.
  3879.  
  3880. 889
  3881. 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:03,833
  3882. And just leave everything
  3883. and struggle and be alone.
  3884.  
  3885. 890
  3886. 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,708
  3887. So you're alone for a little bit.
  3888.  
  3889. 891
  3890. 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:08,125
  3891. Sometimes you have to give up
  3892. things you care about
  3893.  
  3894. 892
  3895. 01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:09,833
  3896. to get the things you want.
  3897.  
  3898. 893
  3899. 01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:12,958
  3900. Yeah, and how's that working out for you?
  3901.  
  3902. 894
  3903. 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:18,291
  3904. Okay, Eric, I just want to know, I just...
  3905.  
  3906. 895
  3907. 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:22,041
  3908. If you could have anything,
  3909. any career, any dream,
  3910.  
  3911. 896
  3912. 01:06:22,125 --> 01:06:25,916
  3913. what would it really be?
  3914. Honestly, just ask yourself that.
  3915.  
  3916. 897
  3917. 01:06:27,125 --> 01:06:29,541
  3918. Honestly, I just want a family.
  3919.  
  3920. 898
  3921. 01:06:35,166 --> 01:06:37,291
  3922. Is that the Klonopin talking?
  3923.  
  3924. 899
  3925. 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:39,458
  3926. What?
  3927.  
  3928. 900
  3929. 01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:45,166
  3930. Um, I saw the prescription drugs
  3931. in the cabinet in the bathroom.
  3932.  
  3933. 901
  3934. 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,916
  3935. It's fucking Celeste.
  3936.  
  3937. 902
  3938. 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,708
  3939. She has you drugged up
  3940. so you'll just do whatever she says
  3941.  
  3942. 903
  3943. 01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:53,458
  3944. so you'll just be
  3945. this perfect little house husband.
  3946.  
  3947. 904
  3948. 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:56,458
  3949. I'm so fucking sad for you right now.
  3950.  
  3951. 905
  3952. 01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,208
  3953. Are you a fucking lunatic?
  3954.  
  3955. 906
  3956. 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,291
  3957. What?
  3958.  
  3959. 907
  3960. 01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:03,083
  3961. Celeste didn't put me on Klonopin.
  3962. She helped me get off of it.
  3963.  
  3964. 908
  3965. 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:04,958
  3966. I was on it because of you.
  3967.  
  3968. 909
  3969. 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:08,541
  3970. When you left, I was a fucking wreck.
  3971.  
  3972. 910
  3973. 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,333
  3974. I loved you.
  3975.  
  3976. 911
  3977. 01:07:10,416 --> 01:07:12,166
  3978. And you disappeared.
  3979.  
  3980. 912
  3981. 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:13,250
  3982. No calls. Bye.
  3983.  
  3984. 913
  3985. 01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:17,875
  3986. Do you know how much that hurt?
  3987.  
  3988. 914
  3989. 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:21,166
  3990. I didn't know I hurt you.
  3991.  
  3992. 915
  3993. 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:24,000
  3994. I didn't know that I hurt you.
  3995. You never said that.
  3996.  
  3997. 916
  3998. 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,500
  3999. What the fuck did you think
  4000. was gonna happen?
  4001.  
  4002. 917
  4003. 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,250
  4004. -I don't know!
  4005.  
  4006. 918
  4007. 01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:29,750
  4008. I don't know. I didn't know you needed me.
  4009.  
  4010. 919
  4011. 01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:30,708
  4012. Oh...
  4013.  
  4014. 920
  4015. 01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:33,458
  4016. Well, I didn't need you.
  4017.  
  4018. 921
  4019. 01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:34,833
  4020. Okay, I didn't...
  4021.  
  4022. 922
  4023. 01:07:34,916 --> 01:07:37,833
  4024. Eric, I just...
  4025. I don't know, I didn't think it was over.
  4026.  
  4027. 923
  4028. 01:07:37,916 --> 01:07:39,958
  4029. Oh, you thought I was waiting?
  4030.  
  4031. 924
  4032. 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:41,458
  4033. No, of course I didn't think that.
  4034.  
  4035. 925
  4036. 01:07:41,541 --> 01:07:45,166
  4037. I think in some way I thought
  4038. that I was doing it for you.
  4039.  
  4040. 926
  4041. 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:49,291
  4042. I'm struggling out there.
  4043. I'm a miserable person.
  4044.  
  4045. 927
  4046. 01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:50,666
  4047. Can we be very clear?
  4048.  
  4049. 928
  4050. 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:54,458
  4051. You did not do that for me.
  4052. You did that for you.
  4053.  
  4054. 929
  4055. 01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:57,166
  4056. Everything that you do...
  4057.  
  4058. 930
  4059. 01:07:57,875 --> 01:07:59,541
  4060. is just for yourself.
  4061.  
  4062. 931
  4063. 01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,666
  4064. Emily, let's just go home. I don't have a home!
  4065.  
  4066. 932
  4067. 01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:34,541
  4068. Hey, girl!
  4069.  
  4070. 933
  4071. 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:36,541
  4072. -Fuck you!
  4073.  
  4074. 934
  4075. 01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:44,250
  4076. Is that an invitation?
  4077.  
  4078. 935
  4079. 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:49,875
  4080. -♪ Money makes the world go round ♪
  4081.  
  4082. 936
  4083. 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,375
  4084. ♪ It makes the world go round ♪
  4085.  
  4086. 937
  4087. 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:55,291
  4088. ♪ Money makes the world go round ♪
  4089.  
  4090. 938
  4091. 01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:57,875
  4092. ♪ It makes the world go round ♪
  4093.  
  4094. 939
  4095. 01:08:57,958 --> 01:09:00,125
  4096. Sorry, I don't have any cup holders.
  4097.  
  4098. 940
  4099. 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:01,208
  4100. It's okay.
  4101.  
  4102. 941
  4103. 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:08,375
  4104. You wanna see my gun?
  4105.  
  4106. 942
  4107. 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,708
  4108. -I have a gun.
  4109.  
  4110. 943
  4111. 01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:12,125
  4112. Let me show you.
  4113.  
  4114. 944
  4115. 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,166
  4116. -Yeah.
  4117.  
  4118. 945
  4119. 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,125
  4120. Oh, whoa!
  4121.  
  4122. 946
  4123. 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,333
  4124. -It's like an antique.
  4125. -Okay.
  4126.  
  4127. 947
  4128. 01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:20,291
  4129. -It's a .45 from 1911.
  4130. -Mmm-hmm.
  4131.  
  4132. 948
  4133. 01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:22,916
  4134. It's, like, literally over 100 years old.
  4135.  
  4136. 949
  4137. 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,333
  4138. Yeah, that's the math there.
  4139.  
  4140. 950
  4141. 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:28,791
  4142. Do you want to see
  4143. the bullets, too?
  4144.  
  4145. 951
  4146. 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:31,583
  4147. I don't. I'm actually pretty good.
  4148. Thank you.
  4149.  
  4150. 952
  4151. 01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:33,541
  4152. You can put it away now.
  4153.  
  4154. 953
  4155. 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,041
  4156. You don't want to hold it?
  4157. Just hold it.
  4158.  
  4159. 954
  4160. 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,833
  4161. -I'm okay. I'm fine.
  4162. -Okay, it's harmless.
  4163.  
  4164. 955
  4165. 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,166
  4166. It's not gonna bite you.
  4167.  
  4168. 956
  4169. 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,625
  4170. It's not. It's gonna shoot me.
  4171.  
  4172. 957
  4173. 01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:54,833
  4174. You have like...
  4175.  
  4176. 958
  4177. 01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:57,541
  4178. I was just gonna say you have goose bumps.
  4179.  
  4180. 959
  4181. 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,833
  4182. Yeah. It's cold.
  4183.  
  4184. 960
  4185. 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,000
  4186. Tickles.
  4187.  
  4188. 961
  4189. 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,208
  4190. You're funny.
  4191.  
  4192. 962
  4193. 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,250
  4194. Say it again!
  4195.  
  4196. 963
  4197. 01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:21,875
  4198. You're funny.
  4199.  
  4200. 964
  4201. 01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:28,958
  4202. I'll do it.
  4203.  
  4204. 965
  4205. 01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:30,375
  4206. -Sorry.
  4207. -It's okay.
  4208.  
  4209. 966
  4210. 01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:31,750
  4211. Did you wear braces?
  4212.  
  4213. 967
  4214. 01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:32,833
  4215. What?
  4216.  
  4217. 968
  4218. 01:10:32,916 --> 01:10:36,083
  4219. Did you ever wear braces?
  4220. You have super nice teeth.
  4221.  
  4222. 969
  4223. 01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,666
  4224. Shh.
  4225. Oh.
  4226.  
  4227. 970
  4228. 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,083
  4229. Okay, we'll...
  4230.  
  4231. 971
  4232. 01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:41,458
  4233. I got it.
  4234. -So sexy.
  4235.  
  4236. 972
  4237. 01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:43,750
  4238. Oh! Oh! You okay?
  4239.  
  4240. 973
  4241. 01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:45,500
  4242. It's okay. I still have a boner.
  4243.  
  4244. 974
  4245. 01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:49,791
  4246. I can't get this thing off.
  4247.  
  4248. 975
  4249. 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:53,333
  4250. It's a bralette.
  4251. It's like a training bra, but for adults.
  4252.  
  4253. 976
  4254. 01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:58,250
  4255. God! Oh!
  4256.  
  4257. 977
  4258. 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:02,666
  4259. Yeah, I like it.
  4260.  
  4261. 978
  4262. 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,416
  4263. Oh!
  4264. -Ah!
  4265.  
  4266. 979
  4267. 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,750
  4268. Oh, that felt good.
  4269.  
  4270. 980
  4271. 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,166
  4272. That's it.
  4273.  
  4274. 981
  4275. 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:19,916
  4276. Shit.
  4277.  
  4278. 982
  4279. 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:22,541
  4280. Oh, my God.
  4281.  
  4282. 983
  4283. 01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:39,750
  4284. Shit.
  4285.  
  4286. 984
  4287. 01:12:34,916 --> 01:12:35,916
  4288. Hi.
  4289.  
  4290. 985
  4291. 01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,041
  4292. What's the occasion?
  4293.  
  4294. 986
  4295. 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,708
  4296. Do you wanna get
  4297. some breakfast or something?
  4298.  
  4299. 987
  4300. 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:48,708
  4301. No.
  4302.  
  4303. 988
  4304. 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,333
  4305. -You stepped on my shoe, dude.
  4306. -Go.
  4307.  
  4308. 989
  4309. 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,291
  4310. -We can get brunch somewhere else.
  4311. -No.
  4312.  
  4313. 990
  4314. 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:55,666
  4315. You can't smoke here. Go.
  4316.  
  4317. 991
  4318. 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:56,958
  4319. Not on your property.
  4320.  
  4321. 992
  4322. 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:59,166
  4323. Come on, smart ass, just go!
  4324.  
  4325. 993
  4326. 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,000
  4327. Dude, hey, what the hell?
  4328.  
  4329. 994
  4330. 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:03,125
  4331. Do you want to hang out later?
  4332.  
  4333. 995
  4334. 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,208
  4335. -No.
  4336. -All right.
  4337.  
  4338. 996
  4339. 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,166
  4340. -Jesus Christ.
  4341. -Okay, great.
  4342.  
  4343. 997
  4344. 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,666
  4345. Well, awesome.
  4346.  
  4347. 998
  4348. 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,000
  4349. -Oh, God.
  4350.  
  4351. 999
  4352. 01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:13,333
  4353. All right, well, I'll call you.
  4354. I don't have your number!
  4355.  
  4356. 1000
  4357. 01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:14,625
  4358. I'll google you.
  4359.  
  4360. 1001
  4361. 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,666
  4362. All right, well, have fun.
  4363.  
  4364. 1002
  4365. 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:20,083
  4366. Save a piece of cat cake for me.
  4367.  
  4368. 1003
  4369. 01:13:25,666 --> 01:13:29,541
  4370. Um, while we all mourn the loss
  4371. of a member of our community,
  4372.  
  4373. 1004
  4374. 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:34,041
  4375. it's important to think of this
  4376. as a celebration of a life.
  4377.  
  4378. 1005
  4379. 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:36,916
  4380. -To Mr. Roosevelt.
  4381. To Mr. Roosevelt.
  4382.  
  4383. 1006
  4384. 01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:43,833
  4385. And thank you to Melanie
  4386. for making this beautiful pie.
  4387.  
  4388. 1007
  4389. 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,916
  4390. I flew the pecans in from South Carolina.
  4391.  
  4392. 1008
  4393. 01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:50,291
  4394. But it's nothing
  4395. compared to Bethany's cake.
  4396.  
  4397. 1009
  4398. 01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:54,333
  4399. Aw, I just found the picture on Facebook.
  4400. The cake shop did the rest.
  4401.  
  4402. 1010
  4403. 01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:56,041
  4404. Very thoughtful, Bethany. Thank you.
  4405.  
  4406. 1011
  4407. 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:59,000
  4408. Everybody,
  4409. let's take a picture together!
  4410.  
  4411. 1012
  4412. 01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:02,291
  4413. Okay, everybody get in.
  4414.  
  4415. 1013
  4416. 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:06,250
  4417. All right.
  4418.  
  4419. 1014
  4420. 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,750
  4421. Oh, get the pie...
  4422.  
  4423. 1015
  4424. 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:11,541
  4425. in the picture and the cake,
  4426. it's so beautiful.
  4427.  
  4428. 1016
  4429. 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,291
  4430. Be careful!
  4431.  
  4432. 1017
  4433. 01:14:13,375 --> 01:14:15,541
  4434. Resident photographer here.
  4435.  
  4436. 1018
  4437. 01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:18,791
  4438. Group effort.
  4439. And don't forget this!
  4440.  
  4441. 1019
  4442. 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,541
  4443. You hold it. You were like his aunt.
  4444.  
  4445. 1020
  4446. 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:24,875
  4447. Aw...
  4448.  
  4449. 1021
  4450. 01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:28,333
  4451. Okay.
  4452. All right, everybody squeeze in.
  4453.  
  4454. 1022
  4455. 01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:30,708
  4456. One, two, three, say "Mr. Roosevelt."
  4457.  
  4458. 1023
  4459. 01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:33,208
  4460. Mr. Roosevelt!
  4461.  
  4462. 1024
  4463. 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,125
  4464. I got it.
  4465.  
  4466. 1025
  4467. 01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:37,666
  4468. Be sure to tag me.
  4469. -Of course.
  4470.  
  4471. 1026
  4472. 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:40,708
  4473. I want to propose a toast
  4474. to all of you who came today.
  4475.  
  4476. 1027
  4477. 01:14:40,791 --> 01:14:44,208
  4478. It's been tough the past few days
  4479. for me and Eric,
  4480.  
  4481. 1028
  4482. 01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:46,500
  4483. but I think Mr. Roosevelt
  4484. would have really appreciated
  4485.  
  4486. 1029
  4487. 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:47,666
  4488. all of us coming together.
  4489.  
  4490. 1030
  4491. 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,333
  4492. So thank you.
  4493.  
  4494. 1031
  4495. 01:14:49,416 --> 01:14:51,875
  4496. -We love you.
  4497. -We love you, guys.
  4498.  
  4499. 1032
  4500. 01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:55,166
  4501. And I want to
  4502. especially thank Emily Martin.
  4503.  
  4504. 1033
  4505. 01:14:57,041 --> 01:15:00,375
  4506. If it wasn't for her, I would
  4507. never have gotten to know him.
  4508.  
  4509. 1034
  4510. 01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:02,458
  4511. To Emily.
  4512.  
  4513. 1035
  4514. 01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:04,291
  4515. To Emily.
  4516.  
  4517. 1036
  4518. 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,791
  4519. Don't you fucking do that.
  4520.  
  4521. 1037
  4522. 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,416
  4523. Excuse me?
  4524.  
  4525. 1038
  4526. 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:16,291
  4527. I know what you're doing, Celeste.
  4528.  
  4529. 1039
  4530. 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:18,583
  4531. I don't know what you're talking about.
  4532.  
  4533. 1040
  4534. 01:15:18,666 --> 01:15:22,250
  4535. "If it wasn't for her,
  4536. I wouldn't have gotten to know him"?
  4537.  
  4538. 1041
  4539. 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,041
  4540. Okay, we get it.
  4541.  
  4542. 1042
  4543. 01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:25,791
  4544. You're amazing.
  4545.  
  4546. 1043
  4547. 01:15:25,875 --> 01:15:26,916
  4548. You win!
  4549.  
  4550. 1044
  4551. 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,625
  4552. You got the guy! You got the house!
  4553.  
  4554. 1045
  4555. 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,500
  4556. Emily? Sweetie...
  4557.  
  4558. 1046
  4559. 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:35,750
  4560. We all understand.
  4561. It's okay. We're hurting too.
  4562.  
  4563. 1047
  4564. 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:37,750
  4565. Sorry, do I know you?
  4566.  
  4567. 1048
  4568. 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,458
  4569. Oh, I'm Bonnie.
  4570.  
  4571. 1049
  4572. 01:15:39,541 --> 01:15:43,250
  4573. Okay, Bonnie, I have a question.
  4574. Did you know him?
  4575.  
  4576. 1050
  4577. 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,125
  4578. Did you know Teddy Roosevelt?
  4579.  
  4580. 1051
  4581. 01:15:47,833 --> 01:15:49,791
  4582. No, but I heard a lot about him.
  4583.  
  4584. 1052
  4585. 01:15:49,875 --> 01:15:53,250
  4586. Oh, you heard a lot about him.
  4587. That's the thing right there.
  4588.  
  4589. 1053
  4590. 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,083
  4591. None of you knew him.
  4592.  
  4593. 1054
  4594. 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:57,166
  4595. You're not here because
  4596. you care about Mr. Roosevelt.
  4597.  
  4598. 1055
  4599. 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:59,000
  4600. You're here because
  4601. you care about yourselves.
  4602.  
  4603. 1056
  4604. 01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:01,916
  4605. So you can take pictures
  4606. for your Instagrams and your Facebooks.
  4607.  
  4608. 1057
  4609. 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,250
  4610. And you can say,
  4611. "I did something! I was there!"
  4612.  
  4613. 1058
  4614. 01:16:04,333 --> 01:16:08,083
  4615. And you!
  4616. You bought pecans from another state?
  4617.  
  4618. 1059
  4619. 01:16:08,166 --> 01:16:09,125
  4620. You overnight it?
  4621.  
  4622. 1060
  4623. 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,166
  4624. What is that?
  4625.  
  4626. 1061
  4627. 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,333
  4628. That's insanity!
  4629.  
  4630. 1062
  4631. 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:16,458
  4632. That's fucking insane!
  4633. That's an insane thing to do!
  4634.  
  4635. 1063
  4636. 01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:19,416
  4637. Emily, maybe you've had too much to drink.
  4638.  
  4639. 1064
  4640. 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,875
  4641. Mmm. You think?
  4642.  
  4643. 1065
  4644. 01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:22,541
  4645. Emily...
  4646.  
  4647. 1066
  4648. 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:27,125
  4649. I know why you're acting out,
  4650. and it's okay.
  4651.  
  4652. 1067
  4653. 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,208
  4654. Oh, do you?
  4655.  
  4656. 1068
  4657. 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:31,041
  4658. You seem to know everything else,
  4659. so that's not a surprise.
  4660.  
  4661. 1069
  4662. 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:34,083
  4663. So why don't you tell me, Celeste, why?
  4664.  
  4665. 1070
  4666. 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,791
  4667. You just feel guilty.
  4668.  
  4669. 1071
  4670. 01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:37,708
  4671. Oh, do I?
  4672.  
  4673. 1072
  4674. 01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:40,833
  4675. Yes, you feel guilty for leaving him.
  4676.  
  4677. 1073
  4678. 01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:45,083
  4679. I'm actually really happy
  4680. that you and Eric found each other,
  4681.  
  4682. 1074
  4683. 01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:47,500
  4684. I think it's really special what you have,
  4685. so...
  4686.  
  4687. 1075
  4688. 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:48,583
  4689. congratulations.
  4690.  
  4691. 1076
  4692. 01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:57,083
  4693. No, Emily, not Eric.
  4694.  
  4695. 1077
  4696. 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:00,500
  4697. Mr. Roosevelt.
  4698.  
  4699. 1078
  4700. 01:17:02,041 --> 01:17:04,375
  4701. It's just a fucking cat!
  4702.  
  4703. 1079
  4704. 01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:19,541
  4705. No, no, no.
  4706.  
  4707. 1080
  4708. 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:20,541
  4709. Emily...
  4710.  
  4711. 1081
  4712. 01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:23,708
  4713. Emily, put Mr. Roosevelt down.
  4714.  
  4715. 1082
  4716. 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,208
  4717. You don't have to do this.
  4718.  
  4719. 1083
  4720. 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:26,500
  4721. Emily...
  4722.  
  4723. 1084
  4724. 01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:28,125
  4725. Emily...
  4726.  
  4727. 1085
  4728. 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,791
  4729. Emily. Please.
  4730.  
  4731. 1086
  4732. 01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:31,875
  4733. Emily.
  4734.  
  4735. 1087
  4736. 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,500
  4737. I'm sorry.
  4738.  
  4739. 1088
  4740. 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:38,500
  4741. Get her!
  4742.  
  4743. 1089
  4744. 01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:46,916
  4745. Mr. Roosevelt!
  4746.  
  4747. 1090
  4748. 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:09,416
  4749. Jen!
  4750.  
  4751. 1091
  4752. 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:13,041
  4753. Okay, just calm down.
  4754. Just start from the beginning.
  4755.  
  4756. 1092
  4757. 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:14,416
  4758. What happened with Eric?
  4759.  
  4760. 1093
  4761. 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,500
  4762. Okay, after we left the party,
  4763. we kind of, sort of kissed.
  4764.  
  4765. 1094
  4766. 01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:19,750
  4767. And then we had a fight.
  4768.  
  4769. 1095
  4770. 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,625
  4771. And then, I don't... I'm such a fuck-up.
  4772.  
  4773. 1096
  4774. 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:22,791
  4775. I don't know why I did it.
  4776.  
  4777. 1097
  4778. 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:24,708
  4779. You kissed him.
  4780. I don't see what the big deal is.
  4781.  
  4782. 1098
  4783. 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:26,291
  4784. No, Jen, I fucked Art.
  4785.  
  4786. 1099
  4787. 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,250
  4788. What?
  4789.  
  4790. 1100
  4791. 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:28,416
  4792. I woke up with him at Eric's place.
  4793.  
  4794. 1101
  4795. 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,791
  4796. Emily.
  4797.  
  4798. 1102
  4799. 01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:30,958
  4800. There were all these people there,
  4801.  
  4802. 1103
  4803. 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:33,041
  4804. and there was a cake
  4805. with a picture of Mr. Roosevelt on it.
  4806.  
  4807. 1104
  4808. 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,291
  4809. And I freaked out
  4810. and then I took the ashes.
  4811.  
  4812. 1105
  4813. 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:36,333
  4814. You took the ashes?
  4815.  
  4816. 1106
  4817. 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:37,291
  4818. I took the ashes.
  4819.  
  4820. 1107
  4821. 01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:38,666
  4822. Badass.
  4823.  
  4824. 1108
  4825. 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:40,375
  4826. Yeah?
  4827.  
  4828. 1109
  4829. 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:42,833
  4830. So what are you going to do now?
  4831. Are you leaving tomorrow?
  4832.  
  4833. 1110
  4834. 01:18:42,916 --> 01:18:45,041
  4835. I don't know! I don't know!
  4836.  
  4837. 1111
  4838. 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,416
  4839. You could stay here.
  4840.  
  4841. 1112
  4842. 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,958
  4843. I can't, I've already
  4844. burned every bridge in Austin.
  4845.  
  4846. 1113
  4847. 01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:51,375
  4848. I'm gonna go back to LA,
  4849. and try to get another editing gig.
  4850.  
  4851. 1114
  4852. 01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:53,041
  4853. And then audition for commercials
  4854.  
  4855. 1115
  4856. 01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:55,958
  4857. and be a desperate improv comedian
  4858. who never gets a real job,
  4859.  
  4860. 1116
  4861. 01:18:56,041 --> 01:18:59,125
  4862. and just ends up being
  4863. some loser fucking waitress.
  4864.  
  4865. 1117
  4866. 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:02,333
  4867. Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that.
  4868.  
  4869. 1118
  4870. 01:19:02,416 --> 01:19:04,916
  4871. No, Jen...
  4872.  
  4873. 1119
  4874. 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,250
  4875. Jen, I didn't...
  4876. Obviously, I didn't mean...
  4877.  
  4878. 1120
  4879. 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,750
  4880. Emily, shut up!
  4881.  
  4882. 1121
  4883. 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:11,916
  4884. You are amazing. Jen, I didn't know...
  4885.  
  4886. 1122
  4887. 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,875
  4888. I even fucked this up.
  4889.  
  4890. 1123
  4891. 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,375
  4892. No, you didn't!
  4893.  
  4894. 1124
  4895. 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:18,250
  4896. Listen, I'm your friend, no matter what.
  4897.  
  4898. 1125
  4899. 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,041
  4900. But you need to grow the fuck up.
  4901.  
  4902. 1126
  4903. 01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:22,250
  4904. You're not the only one in the world
  4905. with fucking problems.
  4906.  
  4907. 1127
  4908. 01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:24,666
  4909. You're right. I don't deserve friends.
  4910.  
  4911. 1128
  4912. 01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,833
  4913. God, you are so self-pitying!
  4914.  
  4915. 1129
  4916. 01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:27,916
  4917. I'm sorry!
  4918.  
  4919. 1130
  4920. 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,833
  4921. Stop saying you're sorry!
  4922.  
  4923. 1131
  4924. 01:19:48,375 --> 01:19:49,458
  4925. Fuck! Fuck!
  4926.  
  4927. 1132
  4928. 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:50,625
  4929. Where's my bike?
  4930.  
  4931. 1133
  4932. 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:55,125
  4933. Where's my bike? Shit, shit.
  4934.  
  4935. 1134
  4936. 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,291
  4937. Oh, my God.
  4938.  
  4939. 1135
  4940. 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,958
  4941. Someone fucking stole my bike!
  4942.  
  4943. 1136
  4944. 01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:00,833
  4945. It's so fucking obvious!
  4946.  
  4947. 1137
  4948. 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:05,250
  4949. Fuck everyone!
  4950.  
  4951. 1138
  4952. 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:09,875
  4953. No, Jen.
  4954.  
  4955. 1139
  4956. 01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:11,291
  4957. Hey, buddy.
  4958.  
  4959. 1140
  4960. 01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:14,166
  4961. -Jen, Jen, no, I don't want to.
  4962. -It's okay, man.
  4963.  
  4964. 1141
  4965. 01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:16,083
  4966. -I'm just here to help.
  4967. -You can't do this to me.
  4968.  
  4969. 1142
  4970. 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:17,166
  4971. -I'm here to help.
  4972. -I don't want it.
  4973.  
  4974. 1143
  4975. 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,041
  4976. Just gonna get you with a little water.
  4977.  
  4978. 1144
  4979. 01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:20,416
  4980. No, no, no.
  4981.  
  4982. 1145
  4983. 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,666
  4984. -Don't do this.
  4985. -There's nowhere to go.
  4986.  
  4987. 1146
  4988. 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:24,958
  4989. -No.
  4990. -Come on, man.
  4991.  
  4992. 1147
  4993. 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:27,375
  4994. -You gotta face your fears.
  4995. -No.
  4996.  
  4997. 1148
  4998. 01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,375
  4999. No, no.
  5000.  
  5001. 1149
  5002. 01:20:32,458 --> 01:20:33,833
  5003. -I'm trying to help.
  5004. -No!
  5005.  
  5006. 1150
  5007. 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:35,375
  5008. -Here to help.
  5009. -No!
  5010.  
  5011. 1151
  5012. 01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:14,041
  5013. Mr. Roosevelt!
  5014.  
  5015. 1152
  5016. 01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,250
  5017. I'm sorry!
  5018.  
  5019. 1153
  5020. 01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:22,916
  5021. I'm so sorry!
  5022.  
  5023. 1154
  5024. 01:22:11,791 --> 01:22:13,625
  5025. Jen, am I a bad person?
  5026.  
  5027. 1155
  5028. 01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:16,250
  5029. No.
  5030.  
  5031. 1156
  5032. 01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:18,291
  5033. There's no way in hell
  5034. you're a bad person.
  5035.  
  5036. 1157
  5037. 01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:20,250
  5038. You're a good person...
  5039.  
  5040. 1158
  5041. 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,916
  5042. with really bad execution.
  5043.  
  5044. 1159
  5045. 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:33,625
  5046. You ready to do this?
  5047.  
  5048. 1160
  5049. 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:41,333
  5050. Hi.
  5051.  
  5052. 1161
  5053. 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:46,708
  5054. There's not much of him in here.
  5055.  
  5056. 1162
  5057. 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:51,416
  5058. What's up? Jen.
  5059.  
  5060. 1163
  5061. 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,500
  5062. I've heard a lot about you.
  5063.  
  5064. 1164
  5065. 01:22:55,291 --> 01:22:59,250
  5066. I don't know where Eric is.
  5067. After this morning, he just disappeared.
  5068.  
  5069. 1165
  5070. 01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:00,458
  5071. And he left his phone here.
  5072.  
  5073. 1166
  5074. 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,083
  5075. I'm sure he's all right.
  5076.  
  5077. 1167
  5078. 01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:11,166
  5079. Emily, I was just trying to do
  5080. something nice...
  5081.  
  5082. 1168
  5083. 01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:13,541
  5084. with the brunch and with you.
  5085.  
  5086. 1169
  5087. 01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:15,291
  5088. Okay?
  5089.  
  5090. 1170
  5091. 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:19,791
  5092. I don't know how to handle
  5093. stuff like this.
  5094.  
  5095. 1171
  5096. 01:23:19,875 --> 01:23:22,000
  5097. And maybe I went about it the wrong way.
  5098.  
  5099. 1172
  5100. 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:25,666
  5101. And everyone's so upset.
  5102. Everyone is so upset.
  5103.  
  5104. 1173
  5105. 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,125
  5106. And you ran away.
  5107.  
  5108. 1174
  5109. 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:29,958
  5110. And Eric is gone
  5111. and I don't even know who you are.
  5112.  
  5113. 1175
  5114. 01:23:31,541 --> 01:23:35,416
  5115. And I was just trying to do
  5116. something nice.
  5117.  
  5118. 1176
  5119. 01:23:38,166 --> 01:23:40,000
  5120. I wanted to do something right!
  5121.  
  5122. 1177
  5123. 01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:47,875
  5124. What the fuck?
  5125.  
  5126. 1178
  5127. 01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:51,416
  5128. This is the part where you're supposed
  5129. to start laughing.
  5130.  
  5131. 1179
  5132. 01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,291
  5133. What?
  5134.  
  5135. 1180
  5136. 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:11,000
  5137. You want some?
  5138.  
  5139. 1181
  5140. 01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:12,291
  5141. Yeah.
  5142.  
  5143. 1182
  5144. 01:24:13,791 --> 01:24:15,291
  5145. Mmm.
  5146.  
  5147. 1183
  5148. 01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:26,666
  5149. I never had a pet before Mr. Roosevelt.
  5150.  
  5151. 1184
  5152. 01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:29,875
  5153. Wait, really
  5154.  
  5155. 1185
  5156. 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:31,583
  5157. No.
  5158.  
  5159. 1186
  5160. 01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:39,750
  5161. Eric.
  5162.  
  5163. 1187
  5164. 01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:41,291
  5165. Where were you?
  5166.  
  5167. 1188
  5168. 01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:43,708
  5169. Just walking around, thinking.
  5170.  
  5171. 1189
  5172. 01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:45,416
  5173. -Mmm-hmm.
  5174.  
  5175. 1190
  5176. 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:49,250
  5177. Some stuff happened.
  5178.  
  5179. 1191
  5180. 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,166
  5181. Shall we do this?
  5182.  
  5183. 1192
  5184. 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,166
  5185. "Dear Eric and Celeste.
  5186.  
  5187. 1193
  5188. 01:25:58,250 --> 01:26:00,500
  5189. Thank you for taking such good care of me.
  5190.  
  5191. 1194
  5192. 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,458
  5193. Now that I'm no longer alive,
  5194. I just want to report back and say,
  5195.  
  5196. 1195
  5197. 01:26:03,541 --> 01:26:05,500
  5198. the tuna in heaven is divine.
  5199.  
  5200. 1196
  5201. 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:07,625
  5202. Love, Mr. Roosevelt.
  5203.  
  5204. 1197
  5205. 01:26:07,708 --> 01:26:09,916
  5206. PS, I know my mom, Emily,
  5207. was kind of a cunt,
  5208.  
  5209. 1198
  5210. 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,916
  5211. but she's grown up a lot
  5212. over this weekend.
  5213.  
  5214. 1199
  5215. 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,833
  5216. Thank you for showing her
  5217. what a family looks like.
  5218.  
  5219. 1200
  5220. 01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:16,375
  5221. She thinks you guys are building
  5222. something great together.
  5223.  
  5224. 1201
  5225. 01:26:16,458 --> 01:26:18,958
  5226. And the wood floors look awesome.
  5227.  
  5228. 1202
  5229. 01:26:22,708 --> 01:26:24,625
  5230. PPS, sorry I broke your thing.
  5231.  
  5232. 1203
  5233. 01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:27,250
  5234. I tried to fix it as best as I could.
  5235.  
  5236. 1204
  5237. 01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:31,333
  5238. PPPS, hey, just in case you didn't know,
  5239. this is Emily writing this."
  5240.  
  5241. 1205
  5242. 01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,458
  5243. Hi, is Jen home?
  5244.  
  5245. 1206
  5246. 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:46,333
  5247. I thought you were gone.
  5248.  
  5249. 1207
  5250. 01:26:46,416 --> 01:26:48,208
  5251. Yeah, I'm going to be leaving.
  5252.  
  5253. 1208
  5254. 01:26:48,291 --> 01:26:52,166
  5255. I just wanted to say goodbye
  5256. to you before you left for tour.
  5257.  
  5258. 1209
  5259. 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,916
  5260. What? I'm not going on tour.
  5261.  
  5262. 1210
  5263. 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:59,666
  5264. You say that now, but maybe this
  5265. will change your mind.
  5266.  
  5267. 1211
  5268. 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:06,041
  5269. "Mdotclark79. This drummer is sick.
  5270. Come to Cincinnati."
  5271.  
  5272. 1212
  5273. 01:27:06,125 --> 01:27:08,333
  5274. The people have spoken. They love you.
  5275.  
  5276. 1213
  5277. 01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,750
  5278. Maybe I will go on tour.
  5279.  
  5280. 1214
  5281. 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,916
  5282. Yeah, you will. Guess my YouTube
  5283. came in handy for something.
  5284.  
  5285. 1215
  5286. 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,458
  5287. Fuck yeah!
  5288.  
  5289. 1216
  5290. 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:18,041
  5291. Well, Jen, I'm gonna miss you.
  5292.  
  5293. 1217
  5294. 01:27:19,375 --> 01:27:22,250
  5295. -I'm gonna miss you, too, man.
  5296. -Bring it in.
  5297.  
  5298. 1218
  5299. 01:27:22,333 --> 01:27:24,541
  5300. -Oh, my God.
  5301. -Yeah!
  5302.  
  5303. 1219
  5304. 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:29,708
  5305. Well, I guess that's it.
  5306.  
  5307. 1220
  5308. 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:31,541
  5309. See you.
  5310.  
  5311. 1221
  5312. 01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:33,625
  5313. Wait, Jen, I almost forgot.
  5314.  
  5315. 1222
  5316. 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:36,208
  5317. I am flat broke.
  5318. Can I get a ride to the airport?
  5319.  
  5320. 1223
  5321. 01:27:36,291 --> 01:27:38,500
  5322. -Oh, fuck you.
  5323. -Okay.
  5324.  
  5325. 1224
  5326. 01:27:39,666 --> 01:27:41,500
  5327. -I'll get my keys.
  5328. Okay.
  5329.  
  5330. 1225
  5331. 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:53,958
  5332. ♪ Oh, won't you come with me ♪
  5333.  
  5334. 1226
  5335. 01:27:55,250 --> 01:28:00,500
  5336. ♪ Through the buzzing streets
  5337. I've been so lonely ♪
  5338.  
  5339. 1227
  5340. 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,416
  5341. ♪ I just can't keep from crying ♪
  5342.  
  5343. 1228
  5344. 01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:13,666
  5345. ♪ Oh, won't you come with me ♪
  5346.  
  5347. 1229
  5348. 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:19,916
  5349. ♪ And then I find myself here
  5350. In good company ♪
  5351.  
  5352. 1230
  5353. 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,541
  5354. ♪ You make the colors brighter ♪
  5355.  
  5356. 1231
  5357. 01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:32,166
  5358. ♪ Oh, I've been so in my head ♪
  5359.  
  5360. 1232
  5361. 01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:39,208
  5362. ♪ I need a vacation from myself ♪
  5363.  
  5364. 1233
  5365. 01:28:39,291 --> 01:28:45,333
  5366. ♪ Oh, I've been so in my head ♪
  5367.  
  5368. 1234
  5369. 01:28:45,416 --> 01:28:52,208
  5370. ♪ Oh, for far too long ♪
  5371.  
  5372. 1235
  5373. 01:28:54,541 --> 01:29:00,958
  5374. ♪ And won't you come on down ♪
  5375.  
  5376. 1236
  5377. 01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:07,708
  5378. ♪ Way out into the street ♪
  5379.  
  5380. 1237
  5381. 01:29:07,791 --> 01:29:14,750
  5382. ♪ Way out into the light ♪
  5383.  
  5384. 1238
  5385. 01:29:24,583 --> 01:29:30,083
  5386. ♪ Oh, I'm gonna find my case in the sun ♪
  5387.  
  5388. 1239
  5389. 01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:36,291
  5390. ♪ Whether I'm by myself or with someone ♪
  5391.  
  5392. 1240
  5393. 01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:39,541
  5394. ♪ I just gotta keep on trying ♪
  5395.  
  5396. 1241
  5397. 01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:47,541
  5398. ♪ Oh, where did you turn ♪
  5399.  
  5400. 1242
  5401. 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,916
  5402. ♪ Oh, where does it go ♪
  5403.  
  5404. 1243
  5405. 01:29:55,000 --> 01:30:01,541
  5406. ♪ Oh, I've wasted summers ♪
  5407.  
  5408. 1244
  5409. 01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:08,000
  5410. ♪ Oh, for far too long ♪
  5411.  
  5412. 1245
  5413. 01:30:10,541 --> 01:30:17,166
  5414. ♪ And I'm gonna set myself free ♪
  5415.  
  5416. 1246
  5417. 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:23,333
  5418. ♪ And let myself be ♪
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