Homejacked RF/FE Entry

-- forsakenExplorer [FE] began pestering reaperFatality [RF] at 00:03 --
RF: ....so you gonna type anything mate or...?
FE: Yes, eventually. Okay, putting everything before behind us, how would you like to play a game of sburb? As in now?
RF: meh no problem by me i mean i was gonna play it eventually
RF: whats it about btw?
FE: Oh, that mystery? Despite everything in the manual it seems to have to do more with architecture than anything else
RF: booooooooooooooooooring
RF: changed my mind mate dont wanna play
FE: Really now?
FE: What exactly were you expecting?
RF: i dont know rpg stuff fps platform something that wasnt another version of lego
RF: why do you wanna play something like that?
FE: First off because I said I would. I suppose the option to just drop the whole thing and going back to doing my own thing did occur to me
FE: Second, were you actually expecting a good game out of this?
RF: for the game of the bloody year yeah i was
FE: It's game of the year now is it?
RF: according to this magazine yes mate it is
FE: What kind of trash have you been reading? Look I'm not being paid to hype this wagon so just get in the fucking game.
RF: fine fine fine but when you get bored and ask if we can instead play cod i will mock you
RF: ((Installation. Spinning game logo, etc...))
RF: okay i am done.........what do i do now?
FE: Sure, I'll just guide you through this amazing game of the year
FE: Have you installed the server version? Run that. I'll be the client. I'll give you my IP, you connect to me, and then you can having fun with your fucking legos
RF: i hate legos man
RF: anyways, installation done whats your ip address?
FE: 12.78.105.132
RF: man i hate these complex number things....
RF: ok got it its connecting now
FE: Okay one last thing, when the room loads up it is not representative of me. The avatar is
RF: so the avatar i am seeing is not representative of you
RF: than what in the name of hell is it?
FE: I said the avatar is. Look, I'm going to wave to you or where I think your view point is. That's me. Hello
RF: wait so you are a lass?
FE: If that's what you have taken from peak into my world then yes. I am a lass
RF: so do i keep calling you mate or do you prefer something else like boss?
RF: or lass
RF: or girl
RF: or chick
RF: or....or.....
RF: okay out of ideas
FE: You know that is the least of my anxieties right now
RF: okay so mate
FE: Actually boss sounds kind of good...
RF: and is the avatar you you as in actual you or just game avatar kind of like an mmo?
RF: and alright, i will call you boss
FE: Actually me?
FE: Are you asking me if you currently have a live feed to my actual room where I am actually standing?
RF: kinda yes
FE: How interesting...
FE: Try this, somewhere in that UI there should be a thing called revise. Make the room extend out over the road below. Go crazy with it
RF: .......
RF: ((Hugo does, wasting what would amount to all their initial 20 Building Grist))
RF: a little more....and it will look from above like a nazi symbol
FE: Shit, my life in an alternate universe where I chose a different edgy outlet to say fuck you to the world just flashed before my eyes
RF: that sounds way more fun than this...
RF: anyways now what i just messed with your maybe real actual house so whats next?
RF: do i destroy something or......shit wait
RF: can i play minecraft with this?
FE: I guess?
FE: Or something like it maybe
FE: The next steps on this tutorial though is to put down all the items you can
FE: There's a list somewhere
RF: so like i take down all these photos?
FE: How about you leave them the fuck alone? I'm talking about the ones in the UI that look like a bunch of complicated machines and a broken card
RF: oh, these?
RF: but it's no fun to just go and put them down
RF: how about you start punching trees and after getting like 50 blocks i can deploy one
FE: Do you see any trees?
RF: no do you?
FE: Of course not
FE: It's called urban sprawl
RF: then....do you have flowers? plants?
RF: cattle?
FE: I have a dog
RF: punch him
RF: see what he drops
FE: Really? You're going down that route?
FE: You want me to punch a dog
RF: not really no i am just trolling you
RF: i can see your face expressions so its hella fun
FE: God damn you're going to make me regret everything so hard
RF: yeah kinda what trolls do make you regret ever feeding them
RF: so anyways machines yeah
RF: where?
FE: Well how about you use that wisdom that comes with an eagle's eye view point and find a place to fit them?
RF: so on top of the bed got it
FE: Oh no, I need that to lie awake and regret my life choices on
RF: then you shouldn't have trusted my wisdom
RF: i dont even have wisdom
RF: just this little devil that stands on my shoulder and tempts me into doing stuff
RF: and he doesn't even have to try hard
RF: and then there's the other shoulder where also a devil, so i have no angels and all my choices are meant to infuriate people
RF: like how i am still dropping this alchemiter thingie over the bed
RF: aaaand there
RF: hehehehehehehe
FE: In case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic about my emotional attachment to sleeping furniture
FE: Anyway that alchemiter is pretty useless on it's own so pick another family heirloom to wreck
RF: how does the table in the dinning room sound? or that antique clockwork downstairs?
RF: or perhaps just outside the door?
RF: yeah, outside the door sounds peachy
FE: Fuck how about not just keept this between you, me and this room
RF: then in front of your door INSIDE the room?
RF: got it
RF: there goes the cruxtruder
FE: Hey, now all we have to do is open the damn thing. Smash it hard with something. Relieve that boredom and repressed issues!
RF: ((Hugo breaks off a HUGE chunk of her wall, and uses it to bash the lid open until the wall chunk is just rubble))
RF: omfg this is so much fun
RF: you were right i ought to have started playing hours ago
FE: It's not my fault you nothing about the joys of architecture and urban decay
RF: so last item? totem lathe...where do I put it?
FE: Over that gravestone over there. It's entitled Erin's hopes and dreams
FE: Or the sensible option and put it in that giant middle finger to the city and common human decency you made earlier
RF: i actually like that idea it would go well with the architecture i think
RF: there just put it down boss now what?
RF: can i keep playing minecraft with your house?
FE: Just my room you mess with anything else and you're dead
FE: Actually how about another plan?
FE: Just give me the last thing I need, the fucked up card with holes, and then you can go play minecraft with DH? Doesn't that sound fun?
RF: ......hmmmmmmmmmm..........
RF: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................
RF: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................................
RF: do as i am asked or mess with private property of another...?
RF: tough choice
FE: You know what I like about this game?
FE: We've managed to get so far without haven't to share a single shed of goodwill between us
FE: Let's not ruin that now
RF: yeah true enough
RF: okay then here's your card whatever it is enjoy it boss
RF: i will just stay around and creepily spy on you
RF: maybe then i can discover what all those pervets see in this
FE: You get an insight into people's inner lives in a similar way to giving someone unlimited power and letting them run amok does
-- forsakenExplorer [FE] ceased pestering reaperFatality [RF] at 02:09 --