Once upon a tim there was a 20 yr old named yukio who drank a lot of beer. When he wasnt taking hangover medss and getting a 999999999.999999gpa he liksd 2 hanv w/ hiz buds babu kazuya & washizu. Both were evil why did he do thst he coild not say for certain. All be knew was wow they are rich maybe they willpay for my colleg. K do not have a scholarbsil like frat bro khousuke and i do not sell the weed like frat bro sahra. I will have 2 gamble. Life sicks, but i have fhe beer. Then he died
SHINITAKUNAI sed yukio but he did die neway n no1 rly cared but the frat  built a statue of him out of pbr cans in his memory
God  bless said bis frat bros. Here lies. Yukio 2nsd best  at keg stands. Best was the mhsteriois gingrr who did not actually attend yale
50 yrs later akaag shigru saw this monument n said wow   what a piece of trash lmao n he destryd it w a carefully aimed 1 pin and in heven yukio cryd and pissed ion akagds head with ghost pee
Yukioo aas.mad that he was even ib heaven. i am. Biddhist he said. Heaven sucks fuck god! he hoped bad worxz would kick him out &then he would be a Real Ghpast. It worked he was hhaost now. And he haunts the pbr factory 2this day
Yuio puts a lil bit. Just a lil bit.. Of ghoast jelly inside every can of pbr now he is enjoyed by every dfrat boy in the world hahaha suck on that akag said yukio wih a big grin im fibnally the winneer
LITTTLE DID HE LNOW AKAG WAS ALSO A GHOAST aftef death he became. moe ghoaast everyone lovedhim. Ppl cmae from all over just 2 try and eat his hhaostly jelly and Become moe as well
Yukio cryd . Bc ppl were taking advantage of his ghaostliness. Akag said i can help u fix this. Ok how said yuko . Hae a ghost tsex with me said oldakagighost . How will that elp asked yukio and akgi saif trust me who is the genius herrre
Wow said yukio i kdo not trust u? U r like 89 & wrinkly (
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Akag just laughed its true he said. I have slept with many dead people they all shwoes signs of ghoast cure (tm). Im going to markket it to the ghost communith. Erry soon
N nani.... He said aNd he didnt waant to b left behind in terms of ghost trends so he said akag u suck i can have ghoadt sex 100000000000 timmes btter thaan u prove it saif alkagi heh heh heh
As muxh as yuko did not want 2 be stuck in ghoast 90s he was disturbed b/c he was heterosexxual frat. Boy or he was pretty sue he was becausr all frat boys are that$ wow be said . Dudes cannot have the sex ha ha ba ba black shep said akag. Ha u must dedcide soon or u willmiss out on this amazing trial offer
Hell no said yukio im so straight dude ive never thot about another dudes dickk ever in my life and death but suddenly Another ghoSt appweaared it was ginji peering theru a ghost doorway bullshit he said. You suked mad dick after those 3 continuous keg standds heh heh heh omfg scresmed yukio its that ojisan agaIn
I am no ojjsan ginou said. I am a yiung fresh spring. Chicken ready to be gobbled up. Gobble me, hd said w\a wink yukiko was horrirfied bt also very enthraled? Iz this what i wouldvr looked like if i lived longer tbankmahjong i died No Kagagi said and touched him on the
Boy nipple. Kagi  squeezed the ghoast lads ghoast nipple and chruckled heh heh heh you wouldve been way uglier than  ginou. And yukio couldnt even protest because hw was so entranced ww it h ginsans snake kaa eyes . Fuck.....you.......asswhole..s...... He said
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Was neing preyed on by old dudss again man this hapens a lot he thouvht to himself@ i sur wish theyd stop but it qas 2 late as akag went in 4 the sex ha w ginou started 2to tuch akags booty AND yukios booth sdamn thiught yukio jthis is fucking e
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