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  1. ---START---
  2. uV: Whoops. Wrong handl3. Hop3 this isn't a spambot.
  3. stungReaper
  4. SR: I. No.
  5. SR: III. It is not.
  6. unironicVagabond
  7. uV: Gr3at!
  8. uV: Sooooo who'r3 you?
  9. stungReaper
  10. IV. I am Cesara Ilvixx.
  11. SR: III. Who are you?
  12. unironicVagabond
  13. uV: 3irath L3l3ia. Pl3as3d to m33t you, p3rson!
  14. uV: How ar3 you?
  15. stungReaper
  16. SR: II. Excuse you?
  17. unironicVagabond
  18. uV: 3xcus3 m3?
  19. stungReaper
  20. SR: III. I am content.
  21. SR: VI. Are you here to watch me?
  22. unironicVagabond
  23. uV: Watch? I do 3njoy p3rformanc3s. What am I watching?
  24. stungReaper
  25. SR: II. My behavior.
  26. SR: X. If this is a checkup, I am behaved.
  27. unironicVagabond
  28. uV: A m3thod actor, th3n?
  29. stungReaper
  30. SR: I. No.
  31. SR: II. A soldier.
  32. unironicVagabond
  33. uV: I s33.
  34. uV: How did I g3t this handl3 then what the h3ll
  35. uV: Whatcha doin right now?
  36. stungReaper
  37. SR: III. Talking to you.
  38. SR: IV. This is my downtime.
  39. unironicVagabond
  40. uV: So what's it lik3 in the army? Navy? Som3thing s3cr3t?
  41. stungReaper
  42. SR: IX. If you are not an official, who are you?
  43. SR: III. It is fine.
  44. unironicVagabond
  45. uV: Oh I'm d37init3ly o77icial.
  46. stungReaper
  47. SR: III. Are you now?
  48. unironicVagabond
  49. uV: Hon3y, I'm th3 most o77icial on3 this sid3 of Laniak3a.
  50. stungReaper
  51. SR: I. What?
  52. unironicVagabond
  53. uV: I know, I know! It's hard to g3t.
  54. uV: F3w 3v3r do.
  55. stungReaper
  56. SR: II. Explain, please.
  57. unironicVagabond
  58. uV: Not som3thing 3xplicabl3. Ya got it or ya don't.
  59. uV: Ya know?
  60. stungReaper
  61. SR: I. No.
  62. unironicVagabond
  63. uV: Sigh.
  64. uV: That's fin3.
  65. uV; Just stick with m3, Ch3stnut. I can t3ach ya som3 stuff.
  66. stungReaper
  67. SR: VII. You do not wish to kill me?
  68. unironicVagabond
  69. uV: Oi v3y.
  70. uV: List3n.
  71. uV: I know you'r3 in th3 army and all. I'm not gonna kill ya. Not my styl3.
  72. stungReaper
  73. SR: I. No?
  74. unironicVagabond
  75. uV: I'll tak3 you und3r my wing, kay? It'll b3 just gr3at!
  76. stungReaper
  77. SR: III. I am sure.
  78. unironicVagabond
  79. uV: Y33sh, Chatt3rbox h3r3.
  80. uV: Don't you 3v3r wanna talk mor3?
  81. stungReaper
  82. SR: II. Not often.
  83. SR: III. It displeases superiors
  84. unironicVagabond
  85. uV: Ooo7. Damn t3rs3 army typ3s. Gotta start.
  86. uV: Don't l3t 3m just us3 you lik3 putty.
  87. stungReaper
  88. SR: V. A little late for that.
  89. unironicVagabond
  90. uV: Unl3ss you'r3 into that. No kink shaming h3r3.
  91. stungReaper
  92. SR: VIII. I could be killed for talking to you.
  93. unironicVagabond
  94. uV: Hon3y, it's n3v3r too late.
  95. uV: L3arn to liv3 a littl3!
  96. stungReaper
  97. SR: VI. You do not know my situation.
  98. unironicVagabond
  99. uV: Y3ah? Th3n chang3 my mind. What's it lik3?
  100. stungReaper
  101. SR: I. Nevermind.
  102. SR: V. Do not mind my words.
  103. unironicVagabond
  104. uV: Sigh.
  105. uV: Fin3, fin3, forg3t I ask3d.
  106. stungReaper
  107. SR: II. My apologies.
  108. SR: VII. But I do not trust you enough.
  109. unironicVagabond
  110. uV: Good!
  111. stungReaper
  112. SR: IX. I did say I could be killed for this.
  113. unironicVagabond
  114. uV: First bit of backbon3 I'v3 s33n all day.
  115. uV: And lik3 that it's gon3.
  116. uV: SIGH.
  117. stungReaper
  118. SR: I. Sigh?
  119. unironicVagabond
  120. uV: Wh3n'd you join anyway? You 3v3r had a childhood? Or that's classi7i3d too?
  121. stungReaper
  122. SR: VII. I was recruited when I was young.
  123. stungReaper
  124. SR: VII. A newly hatched grub, to be exact.
  125. unironicVagabond
  126. uV: How young? Don't t3ll m3 you n3v3r had fri3nds. Oh wow. Th3y tak3 3m in r3al 3arly nowadays.
  127. unironicVagabond
  128. uV: You got fri3nds th3n? Anyon3?
  129. stungReaper
  130. SR: I. No.
  131. SR: V. The others want me dead.
  132. unironicVagabond
  133. uV: Oooh. That's pr3tty bad.
  134. uV: I'll b3 your fri3nd!
  135. stungReaper
  136. SR: III. Will you now?
  137. SR: XI. How do I know you do not want me dead, too?
  138. unironicVagabond
  139. uV: Oh you poor littl3 Ch3stnut.
  140. uV: I don't know wh3r3 you liv3, you don't know wh3r3 I liv3. It'll b3 fine!
  141. stungReaper
  142. SR: I. Okay.
  143. stungReaper
  144. SR: II. Also, Chestnut?
  145. unironicVagabond
  146. uV: Y3p.
  147. stungReaper
  148. SR: I. Why?
  149. unironicVagabond
  150. uV: Anyway. I gotta g3t going, gonna
  151. uV: Why not?
  152. stungReaper
  153. SR: II. Fair enough.
  154. unironicVagabond
  155. uV: I gotta go do som3thing. Got all sorts of things to do!
  156. stungReaper
  157. SR: I. Goodbye.
  158. unironicVagabond
  159. uV: So I'll talk to you lat3r Ch3stnut, tak3 car3!
  160. ---END---
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