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  1. Sat DM \-==START==-/
  2. Sat DM "You find a roadmap that they were apparently following. There is a place labeled the "Palace" on it. It seems to be where they came from."
  3. Sat Taniel_Gethes Where there's a palace, there's someone with enough money to own a palace. Sounds like a good place to check out.
  4. Sat DM The palace is just a few miles north.
  5. Sat Taniel_Gethes I captchalogue the important stuff and leave the caravan behind.
  6. Sat DM You do so. Gain Roadmap x1, and Letter x1
  7. Sat DM As you start leaving, Griffonmom returns, and starts dragging you back to the hive.
  8. Sat Taniel_Gethes "st[]p ][t y[]u []umbass ][m [][]][ng s[]met][][ng ][ere"
  9. Sat DM She flies in front of you and holds out a singular talon, as if demanding payment.
  10. Sat Taniel_Gethes "t][eres a bunc][ []f cl[]t][ an[] stuf ][n t][ere"
  11. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][ [][]nt want ][t s[] y[]u can ][ave ][t ][f y[]u want"
  12. Sat DM She gives you the "uh-huh. You're really hilarious" look
  13. Sat Taniel_Gethes "f][ne y[]u []l[] b][tc]["
  14. Sat Taniel_Gethes I decaptchalogue some of the coins and offer them to her.
  15. Sat DM How many, exactly>
  16. Sat Taniel_Gethes Let's say, 5/30.
  17. Sat DM She inspects the coins for a bit, before begrudgingly flying off to her hoard. PAYMENT MADE.
  18. Sat DM 25 gold left
  19. Sat Taniel_Gethes Finally. You'd think she could get her own shit. She's only, what, ten times as big as you?
  20. Sat Taniel_Gethes With that done, I continue back on the journey to the palace.
  21. Sat DM Only ten times. But it's part of your agreement, where she takes care of you, but only if you pay her in full.
  22. Sat DM The rent for your hive SUCKS.
  23. Sat DM Anyway, roll Endurance and Luck for an uneventful trip to the palace.
  24. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20 luck
  25. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20) [11] : {11}
  26. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+2 endurance
  27. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [18+2] : {20}
  28. Sat DM You make about halfway to the palace, before stumbling across a small village. There's a mountain passageway that leads to the palace as well, but it seems to have been blown up.
  29. Sat DM RIP passageway
  30. Sat Taniel_Gethes Is there anyone in the village?
  31. Sat DM There are a few people walking about.
  32. Sat Taniel_Gethes I walk up to the nearest one and interrogate them.
  33. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][ey y[]u. w][at ][appened t[] t][e gate"
  34. Sat DM "Oh, There was an aTTack by some Thieves! They blew up the gaTe so we couldn'T geT away!"
  35. Sat Taniel_Gethes "w][y []][[] t][ey [][] t][at"
  36. Sat DM "They came and took a lot of our gold! I don't think they even needed it, they were just doing it for fun!"
  37. Sat Taniel_Gethes "t][ats. u][ terr][ble"
  38. Sat DM "Could we interest you in buying a few things? We need the money."
  39. Sat Taniel_Gethes "s[] are t][ey []n t][e []t][er s][[]e []f t][e gate?"
  40. Sat DM "Yeah, They are."
  41. Sat Taniel_Gethes "t][anks"
  42. Sat DM "It's noT a problem."
  43. Sat Taniel_Gethes I walk over to the gate and see if there's a path to the other side.
  44. Sat DM Roll Investigation
  45. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20-1
  46. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+-1) [18+-1] : {17}
  47. Sat DM You find a weak spot that could probably be bombed to go through. Unfortunately, you don't have bombs.
  48. Sat Taniel_Gethes I walk over to the person from before. "][ey [][] y[]u ][ave any b[]mbs?"
  49. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][ nee[] t[] get t][r[]ug][ t][at gate"
  50. Sat DM "No, buT we have some in our sTore!"
  51. Sat Taniel_Gethes "w][eres t][at"
  52. Sat DM They point to a nearby building.
  53. Sat Taniel_Gethes I walk over there. "][ey ][ ][ear[] y[]u ][ave b[]mbs ][ere"
  54. Sat DM "Why ye$ we do!"
  55. Sat DM "For the mea$ly price of 400 gold, the$e bombs can be your$!"
  56. Sat Taniel_Gethes "w][at?"
  57. Sat DM "The$e bombs co$t four hundred gold! If that'$ too much for your budget though, we have other quality good$!"
  58. Sat Taniel_Gethes "n[] ][ t][][nk ][ll just take t][em"
  59. Sat Taniel_Gethes Are the bombs within reach?
  60. Sat DM No. In fact, you cannot even see the bombs.
  61. Sat Taniel_Gethes "w][ere are t][e b[]mbs?"
  62. Sat DM "In an iron $afe in the ba$ement. Plea$e don't attempt to $teal though, we just got done with a band of thieve$ and we don't need another one."
  63. Sat Taniel_Gethes "t[][] ba[]"
  64. Sat Taniel_Gethes I go down to the basement.
  65. Sat DM You do so. There's about four safes down here, and they're bolted to the wall.
  66. Sat Taniel_Gethes I try opening them.
  67. Sat DM They're locked.
  68. Sat Taniel_Gethes And if that fails, I try opening them with my axe.
  69. Sat DM Roll Athletics
  70. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+5
  71. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+5) [8+5] : {13}
  72. Sat DM You hack at them, but they don't dent.
  73. Sat Taniel_Gethes I go back upstairs.
  74. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][ey ][ cant get ][nto y[]ur fuck][ng safes"
  75. Sat DM The troll working at the counter raises an eyebrow.
  76. Sat DM "I did tell you."
  77. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][ [][]nt care. g][ve me t][e b[]mbs"
  78. Sat DM "And if I $ay no?"
  79. Sat Taniel_Gethes "t][en ][ ][ave an axe"
  80. Sat DM "If it come$ to it, I will fight, but I won't give you the code$."
  81. Sat Taniel_Gethes "w][y n[]t?"
  82. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][f y[]u [][]nt ][ll just beat ][t []ut []f y[]u"
  83. Sat DM "Becau$e if we go broke, we die anyway."
  84. Sat DM "Might a$ well go out in a blaze of glory, no?"
  85. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][f t][ats w][at y[]u want t[] [][]"
  86. Sat Taniel_Gethes I pull out my weapon and get ready to use it
  87. Sat Taniel_Gethes "last c][ance t[] c][ange y[]ur m][n[]"
  88. Sat DM He pulls out a sword. Roll Initiative.
  89. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+1
  90. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+1) [9+1] : {10}
  91. Sat DM !roll 1d20+2
  92. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  93. Sat DM They go first.
  94. Sat DM The shopkeeper closes the distance between you guys, and follows up with a quick slice.
  95. Sat DM !roll 1d20+2
  96. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
  97. Sat DM and misses
  98. Sat DM End turn
  99. Sat Taniel_Gethes I hit him. In the face. With my axe.
  100. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+5
  101. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
  102. Sat DM miss
  103. Sat DM minor or move?
  104. Sat Taniel_Gethes nop
  105. Sat DM He does the Slice again.
  106. Sat DM !roll 1d20+2
  107. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
  108. Sat DM And gets the exact same roll.
  109. Sat DM RIP
  110. Sat DM end turn
  111. Sat Taniel_Gethes "all y[]u ][ave t[] [][] t[] st[]p t][][s ][s t[] g][ve me t][e c[][]es"
  112. Sat DM "I'd prefer not to $uccumb to a $imple thief."
  113. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][m n[]t a fuck][ng t][][ef!"
  114. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][m a ban[]][t g[][]amm][t!"
  115. Sat DM "You're trying to $teal my good$. That make$ you a thief."
  116. Sat DM "What'$ a bandit but another name for a thief?"
  117. Sat Taniel_Gethes "t][eres a ][uge []][fference! t][][eves are fuck][ng c[]war[]s! ban[]][ts are c[][]l an[] g[][][] at f][g][t][ng an[] s][][t!"
  118. Sat DM He does a very obvious eyeroll.
  119. Sat Taniel_Gethes "F[]ck y[][] y[][] f[]ck][ng ][[]][[]t!"
  120. Sat Taniel_Gethes I hit him as hard as I can with my axe.
  121. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+5
  122. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+5) [16+5] : {21}
  123. Sat DM hit
  124. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d10+6
  125. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d10+6) [1+6] : {7}
  126. Sat DM You hit him, but he seems to only have sustained a bit of damage from it.
  127. Sat DM End turn?
  128. Sat Taniel_Gethes Yes.
  129. Sat DM He slices back in retaliation.
  130. Sat DM !roll 1d20+2
  131. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [20+2] : {22}
  132. Sat DM CRITICAL HIT
  133. Sat Taniel_Gethes D:
  134. Sat DM !roll 2d8+2
  135. Sat Tyche[Dice] (2d8+2) [10+2] : {12}
  136. Sat DM Take 12 damage.
  137. Sat DM Your turn/
  138. Sat Taniel_Gethes "][[]][! J[]s][ []][e []lr[][][]y!"
  139. Sat Taniel_Gethes I whack him yet again.
  140. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+5
  141. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+5) [8+5] : {13}
  142. Sat DM hit
  143. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d10+6
  144. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d10+6) [5+6] : {11}
  145. Sat DM You smack him once again with the axe. He's severely injured, but is still hanging in there.
  146. Sat DM Minor or move?
  147. Sat Taniel_Gethes no
  148. Sat DM He slices once more
  149. Sat DM !roll 1d20+2
  150. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [13+2] : {15}
  151. Sat DM really an intense fight here
  152. Sat DM =P
  153. Sat DM !roll 1d8+2
  154. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d8+2) [6+2] : {8}
  155. Sat DM take 8 damage
  156. Sat DM End turn
  157. Sat Taniel_Gethes I do the thing again where I try to kill him.
  158. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+5
  159. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d20+5) [20+5] : {25}
  160. Sat DM crit
  161. Sat Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d10+6
  162. Sat Tyche[Dice] (1d10+6) [7+6] : {13}
  163. Sat Taniel_Gethes then doubled
  164. Sat Taniel_Gethes =26
  165. Sat DM You embed the axe in the shopkeep's head, and he falls over, dead.
  166. Sat DM FATALITY.
  167. Sat Taniel_Gethes ha thatll show him not to let me rob him
  168. Sat DM You have killed the only person who knows the code to the safe.
  169. Sat DM Congratulations.
  170. Sat Taniel_Gethes yaaaaayyy
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