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Facade Stageplay - Random Acts #1

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  1. FACADE STAGEPLAY
  2. Tue Jul 15 23 37 58 2014
  3.  
  4. GRACE
  5. Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
  6.  
  7. TRIP
  8. What, Grace... this?
  9.  
  10. GRACE
  11. Yes, you know how I feel about it --
  12.  
  13. TRIP
  14. I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
  15.  
  16. GRACE
  17. You know I've had to ask you about this several --
  18.  
  19. TRIP
  20. Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
  21.  
  22. GRACE
  23. Fine, Trip... fine...
  24.  
  25. (Al knocks on the front door.)
  26.  
  27. (Al knocks on the front door.)
  28.  
  29. TRIP
  30. Oh, he's here!
  31.  
  32. GRACE
  33. What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
  34.  
  35. TRIP
  36. No, he's right on time!
  37.  
  38. GRACE
  39. Trip...!
  40.  
  41. (Trip opens the front door.)
  42.  
  43. TRIP
  44. Al!!
  45.  
  46. TRIP
  47. Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We -- (interrupted)
  48.  
  49. AL
  50. Dumbass
  51.  
  52. TRIP
  53. Uh... okay... I'm not sure why you say that...
  54.  
  55. TRIP
  56. Well, anyway... why don't -- (interrupted)
  57.  
  58. GRACE
  59. No, no, here we are!
  60.  
  61. GRACE
  62. Al,
  63.  
  64. GRACE
  65. Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
  66.  
  67. AL
  68. Hello, Grace
  69.  
  70. GRACE
  71. H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)
  72.  
  73. GRACE
  74. By the way, you look wonderful! -- (interrupted)
  75.  
  76. AL
  77. Damn you fine
  78.  
  79. GRACE
  80. Oh, Al, that's so nice of you to say!
  81.  
  82. GRACE
  83. H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)
  84.  
  85. AL
  86. Mhm
  87.  
  88. GRACE
  89. Uh...
  90.  
  91. GRACE
  92. So, come in, make yourself at home...
  93.  
  94. TRIP
  95. Whoops, I need to go close the door.
  96.  
  97. GRACE
  98. hmmm Al, seeing you brings back -- (interrupted)
  99.  
  100. (Trip closes the front door.)
  101.  
  102. AL
  103. Trip, I'm hungry
  104.  
  105. TRIP
  106. Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
  107.  
  108. TRIP
  109. And please, please, we need to break in my new expensive set of cocktail making accessories.
  110.  
  111. (AL hugs grace.)
  112.  
  113. GRACE
  114. Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha...
  115.  
  116. TRIP
  117. Al, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight. -- (interrupted)
  118.  
  119. (AL comforts grace.)
  120.  
  121. GRACE
  122. Oh, Al,
  123.  
  124. TRIP
  125. Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of affection tonight!
  126.  
  127. GRACE
  128. (little sigh)
  129.  
  130. AL
  131. Hello, Grace
  132.  
  133. TRIP
  134. Huh, I just thought of something. -- (interrupted)
  135.  
  136. AL
  137. How are you tonight
  138.  
  139. GRACE
  140. What do you... No, we're fine, everything's fine...
  141.  
  142. GRACE
  143. (clears throat)
  144.  
  145. TRIP
  146. So, yeah, I just realized... -- (interrupted)
  147.  
  148. AL
  149. Grace you look wonderful today
  150.  
  151. GRACE
  152. Al, when did you become such a flirt?
  153.  
  154. AL
  155. Can I stick my penis in you now
  156.  
  157. TRIP
  158. uh, um...
  159.  
  160. GRACE
  161. uh...!
  162.  
  163. TRIP
  164. god, I don't, um...
  165.  
  166. GRACE
  167. uuh...!
  168.  
  169. TRIP
  170. why...
  171.  
  172. GRACE
  173. ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
  174.  
  175. TRIP
  176. ha ha...
  177.  
  178. TRIP
  179. ha ha ha!
  180.  
  181. GRACE
  182. ha ha ha ha ha!!
  183.  
  184. TRIP
  185. Ha ha ha, Al,
  186.  
  187. GRACE
  188. heh heh heh...
  189.  
  190. TRIP
  191. heh heh, you had me going there -- (interrupted)
  192.  
  193. AL
  194. Shut the fuck up
  195.  
  196. AL
  197. Where you lookin at
  198.  
  199. TRIP
  200. Why...
  201.  
  202. GRACE
  203. His...
  204.  
  205. GRACE
  206. uh...
  207.  
  208. TRIP
  209. You're...
  210.  
  211. AL
  212. I'm kidding guys
  213.  
  214. GRACE
  215. The -- the thing is, we've really got to... um...
  216.  
  217. GRACE
  218. Oh we need to make sure we -- we look at... uh...
  219.  
  220. GRACE
  221. the dust ball thingy...
  222.  
  223. TRIP
  224. Yeah, yeah...
  225.  
  226. GRACE
  227. Uh good idea, yeah, yeah...
  228.  
  229. TRIP
  230. it needs a new th -- th -- thingamabob...
  231.  
  232. AL
  233. Pitiful excuse
  234.  
  235. GRACE
  236. (long release sigh)
  237.  
  238. GRACE
  239. yeah...
  240.  
  241. TRIP
  242. So! Drinks!
  243.  
  244. TRIP
  245. How about a martini?
  246.  
  247. TRIP
  248. I just got a hold of this rare imported Icelandic vermouth I want you to try!
  249.  
  250. GRACE
  251. Trip, take it easy, don't make a big production out of this.
  252.  
  253. AL
  254. I can try it
  255.  
  256. TRIP
  257. Ah, I was right.
  258.  
  259. TRIP
  260. Beautiful!
  261.  
  262. GRACE
  263. Al, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes?
  264.  
  265. TRIP
  266. uhh... Grace...!
  267.  
  268. AL
  269. After I stab you to death
  270.  
  271. TRIP
  272. Alright, Al, that's it, you've got to leave.
  273.  
  274. AL
  275. The shit
  276.  
  277. (Trip opens the front door.)
  278.  
  279. AL
  280. Man fuck you
  281.  
  282. TRIP
  283. We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
  284.  
  285. (Trip closes the front door.)
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