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  1. You sell your 43 ice-cold Sir Schlitzen, hot buttered roll, fortune cookie, 3 ice-cold Willers, 30 frilly skirts, ghuol egg quiche, ghuol ears, ghuol-ear kabob, 2 lihc eyes, 47 ice-cold foties, 9 rat appendices, rat appendix kabob, 30 piles of carob chunks, 28 shakers of herbs, 22 patchouli incense sticks, 29 wads of tofu, herb brownies, 26 hemp strings, 24 phat turquoise beads, tofu casserole, 3 bottles of gin, 25 Orcish baseball caps, 19 pairs of Orcish cargo shorts, grapes, salty dog, screwdriver, 2 martinis, 3 bloody beers, 5 shots of orange schnapps, 2 shots of grapefruit schnapps, 3 bottles of fine wine, shot of tomato schnapps, 2 enchanted bean burritos, bat haggis, 2 plain pizzas, sausage pizza, goat cheese pizza, bottle of whiskey, 3 glasses of goat's milk, 3 yeti furs, 11 acid-squirting flowers, dry martini, 7 Imp Ales, hot wing, 5 mesh caps, 5 ketchup hounds, 9 papayas, Elfin shortbread, Hell broth, papaya sling, pr0n cocktail, 4 whiskeys and cola, Mad Train wine, ravioli della hippy, pr0n m4nic0tti, chaos butterfly, furry fur, photoprotoneutron torpedo, 102 fruitcakes, 3 vodkas and cranberry, 2 whiskey sours, slip 'n' slide, 19 sets of tambourine bells, Knoll shroomkabob, stuffed spooky mushroom, 3 cream of pointy mushroom soups, 2 bottles of rum, 6 strawberry daiquiris, rum and cola, ocean motion, asparagus stir-fry, pr0n stir-fry, ratini, Knob stroganoff, menudo ravioli, royal jelly, beertini, 3 salty slugs, 4 papaya slungs, 4 lumbering jacks, 4 cups of spiced rum, 113 cups of eggnog, 6 bottles of tequila, 5 vodka martinis, 2 whiskeys and soda, monkey wrench, 6 tequila sunrises, 4 margaritas, wine spritzer, calle de miel, 4 dry vodka martinis, 3 old-fashioneds, tequila with training wheels, 4 sangrias, 3 green beers, 2 shots of flower schnapps, spicy jumping bean burrito, rat scrapple, 3 redsrum, 36 twinkly wads, 3 two-handed depthswordth, 2 bottles of Domesticated Turkey, 2 bottles of Definit, 4 bottles of Calcutta Emerald, 3 bottles of Lieutenant Freeman, 3 bottles of Jorge Sinsonte, 3 boxes of champagne, 37 tangerines, 2 whiskeys bittersweet, 2 marmosets, 3 tequila sunsets, 4 zombeis, 4 jynnan tonnix, 2 vodkas and tonic, 2 vodka gibsons, 2 gibsons, parisian cathouse, 2 rabbit punches, caipifruta, 3 teqiwiluses, Mae West, Knob lo mein, royal jelly taco, 2 catgut tacos, brains casserole, 2 bottles of popskull, crazy little Turkish delight, Ram's Face Lager, 3 flutes of flat champagne, snifter of thoroughly aged brandy, 2 handfuls of ferret bait, 42 tequila grenades, 4 dusty bottles of Merlot, 4 dusty bottles of Port, 3 dusty bottles of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, 2 black puddings, 2 bottles of blackfly chardonnay, 2 slices of black forest cake, 3 beer bombs, 5 sets of communications windchimes, 39 molotov cocktail cocktails, 3 bottles of Supernova Champagne, empty Cloaca-Cola bottle, 29 beach glass beads, gnatloaf, gnatloaf casserole, centipede eggs, handful of nuts and berries, cob of corn, 2 handfuls of juniper berries, plum, 2 peaches, plum wine, 3 shots of pear schnapps, 4 shots of peach schnapps, bunch of square grapes, pear tart, 4 bottles of cooking sherry, antique packet of ketchup, 2 jugs of accidental cider, 2 moonberry wine coolers, tube of cranberry Go-Goo, 2 bottles of cream stout, bilge wine, 4 red-headed corpses, 2 kamicorpse-ae, purple corpsel, 4 corpsebites, Bash-Ōs cereal, shark tooth, eel battery, soggy seed packet, 2 sea lychees, 2 sea tangelos, sea honeydew, 4 salinated mint juleps, 3 tempura avocados, 2 dew yoana leii, 2 lychee chuhaii, 6 bottles of Alewife™ Ale, 5 flagons of Typical Tavern swill, blended frozen swill, 182 vials of tainted seal's blood, 2 cans of plain old beer, overpriced "imported" beer, 3 overcookies, 3 bottles of Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau, 3 cans of used beer, backwoods screwdriver, 2 Squat-Thrust Magazines, 2 bottles of Ye Olde Meade, 3 Ye Olde Bawdy Limericks, 5 adders, 3 junk yards, expensive champagne, 2 humble pies, 3 unnamed cocktails, 57 lynyrd skins, 11 custard pies, 6 cups of tea for one, 5 bottles of Evermore, 22 bottles of red red wine, 20 bottles of red rum, 14 red velvet cakes, gunky chicken, sheet cake, bloodstain stick, bottle of laundry sherry, 2 lids of actual tapas, liquid ice, shot of mescal, 3 unflavored wine coolers, 3 premium malt liquors, 3 Cherrytastrophe wine coolers, 2 Radberry Rip wine coolers, 2 Orangemageddon wine coolers, 2 Citrus Crush wine coolers, 4 standard-issue cupcakes, 2 ultra-deluxe cupcakes, 3 hyper-cubic zirconiae, 3 1952 Mickey Mantle cards, agnolotti arboli, 3 globs of succulent marrow, 7 piles of salacious crumbs, fusilli marrownarrow, 2 bowls of shells a la shellfish and your pink slime to a Bugbear breeder for 128,171 Meat.
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