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- With much of America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for a global sharknado; Fin and his family must travel around the world to stop them.
- As shark-infested storms grow stronger and more complex, the world braces for the inevitable - a global sharknado. This year, the mission gets personal for chainsaw-wielding leader Fin Shepard and his bionic wife, April, when their young son gets trapped in a sharknado and is transported all over the world.
- If you have nothing else to watch, and need to watch something, Sharknado 5 should entertain you (if you watched the previous Sharknados).<br/><br/>Unlike the Non Factual, not Historical accurate "Touchy Feely""Feelings and Emotions" Remake Dunkirk 2017 as diametrically opposed to the Very Factual Dunkirk 1958.<br/><br/>Or the War for the Planet of the Apes 2017 that really did not have a "War" just a couple of small battles.<br/><br/>As soon as you start watching Sharknado 5 you have to know that this franchise is all about something that will be really ridiculous.....and will insert some Adult level jokes or parodies.<br/><br/>Some of the jokes or parodies would mean that you spent most of your life watching quite a lot of movies, TV Series, U.S. and International, News Stations, even TV Commercials.
- "Sharknado 5" continues in the direction of its predecessors, but this time they failed. Previous films have been based on unrealistic, but established quasi-scientific premises, and they stuck to them so that all the time you can be clear about what, how and why. This time, through most of the film I had no idea what was going on. Confusing, illogical and full of holes and with no quasi-scientific explanation that would give some sort of credibility to the story. Bunch of events that do not hold your attention, unconvincing story, poor CGI and unforgivably bad acting of several actors. Too stupid for a serious movie, and not nearly enough over-the-top to be a hilarious ride, like those brought to us by its prequels. But I can not completely bury it, because it does have some bright moments. The film is full of references, both verbal and visual, to pop culture and some cult films, and several times I sincerely laughed.<br/><br/>5/10<br/><br/>If you carefully follow the details, you will recognize references to "Lady and the Tramp", James Bond, "Star Trek", "Wonder Woman", "An American Werewolf in London", "Back to the Future", "Monty Python's Flying Circus", Indiana Jones, "Mission Impossible", "Mad Max" and others.
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