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  1. from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #201
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  3. Ground rules/code of conduct established based on accident (anons included):
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  5. >No fighting in the Hotel (take it outside)
  6. They had to rebuild the place several times, especially when Angel's and Stretch's misplaced nationalism flares up (Italian and Austro-Hungarian, respectively), which has lead to several firefights on "mountainous terrain" (the buildings roof). Other perpetrators include Sir Pentious and Cherri (both combat and sex), Charlie and Vaggie (mainly sex, angry outbursts from the latter), and Husk. Speaking of which...
  7.  
  8. >Do NOT try to trigger ANYONE'S PTSD!
  9. They found out the hard way that Husker had learned a thing or two from the Viet Cong.
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  11. >Do NOT put ANYTHING (but ESPECIALLY not drugs) into anyone's food or drink (without telling them in advance!
  12. Such as when Angel and String tried to get Vaggie to drink Moloko Plus, but accidentally had Charlie drink it instead, and had to keep trailing the Princess as she went on a sadistic rampage throughout Hell, culminating in her trying to kill her own father, and seize the throne for herself. It was a lot less fun than it sounds like.
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  14. >We are Professionals, expected to HELP others - the Hotel is NO PLACE for personal dramas!
  15. After getting Chan to agree that - as fun as it is on paper - Netorate and cuckolding doesn't belong in the Hotel, the anons had basically threatened Alastor with a lobotomy ("Transistor beats tube!"), should he try to cause trouble between Charlie and Vaggie for his own entertainment - or rather, told him that it's only OK if he beds them both, and is game for threesomes ("Double or Nothing, take it or leave it! Also, bonus points if you start with the Anger Month.")
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  17. >Do NOT bring elements from video games into the Hotel without consulting the others!
  18. While Doomguy, Jacket and the Ashen one's stuff was a given, they all landed in a bit of hot water, when Chan managed to summon a Garden of Eden dispenser in the lobby - and Angel almost immediately injected himself with Electro Bolt...
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  20. >We DO NOT hold vendettas against anyone!
  21. This had to be enforced after the 5th street riot the anons started when a big short started talking shit about the Hotel (and also, made an attempt at seizing it). Still doesn't stop them from going after anyone who tries to take it over.
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  23. >DO NOT encourage each other's bad habits!
  24. The anons found out the hard way that you cannot overdose in Hell (or rather, you can, but you won't die from it, you'll just keep suffering until your body shuts down)... Poor Angel...
  25.  
  26. >DO NOT ship people IRL!
  27. ...Basically what happened after they stumbled upon Niffty's secret stash of fanfics. Still won't stop the anons from encouraging threesomes, "to improve group relations".
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  29. >Don't be a martyr!
  30. The amount of times someone from the Hotel had put themselves in grave danger (pointlessly), has led to this rule. Special mention goes to Angel Dust, who mowed down an entire biker gang with four Tommy guns blazing, Vaggie who shishkebabed a several Exterminators in what can best be described as a literal endurance round from Hell,, Charlie who nearly went full seraph when a bunch of Exterminators had gone rogue and started randomly harassing Hell's residents, Cherri and Sir Pentious who decided to prove themselves a battle couple when Vox decided to make a move on the Hotel, and the anons (again), who basically re-enacted "The Attack of The Dead Men" with the help of some trenches, a Sabaton reel-tape, and another biker gang who just so happened to use poison gas.
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  32. >Even if you don't like the idea of firearms, learn to use them - it can make the difference between life and death!
  33. This was, oddly enough, introduced by Vaggie, who - after being trained with a bunch by Bratislav and Bronson - successfully managed to defend a hotel from a zombie horde (while fullfilling a girlhood dream of being like Ash from the Evil Dead, sans chainsaw-hand).
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  35. >Do NOT try to redpill the media!
  36. ...Basically, Chan managed to start a civil war.
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  38. >NO mad scientist team up
  39. this rule was made because Doc, Baxter, and sir pentious thought it was a good idea to make a superweapon aka a big robot. which it almost destroys all of pentagram city
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  41. >Remember that one time the anon's pushed sir pent and scientistanon to make a fucking metal gear?
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  43. >yes, it was awesome but charlie wasn't happy
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  45. >Yeah, and then they doubled down on it, and wanted them to build a Waffenträger auf E-100...
  46. >...Which they did...
  47. >...And which Charlie (just to teach them a lesson) decided to take on a joyride with Vaggie and Alastor...
  48. >...Only to find out that they built a sentient one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7hyT6QXyg
  49. ---
  50. >We DO NOT do redemption based on preference!
  51. While all of them agreed that Dr. Mangle (Josef Mengele) is definitely NOT a priority, they got into a bit of a fight when Charlie proposed that they try redeeming one of the big shots - perhaps, one of her father's henchmen.
  52. Chan wanted to do Hilter (after finding out that Rommel made the last exit to Purgatory, before it shut down), while Stretch and Bratislav wanted to do Anastas Mikoyan, Doc, Sir Pentious and Baxter wanted to do Thomas Edison, Bronson and Noir wanted to do Bonnie and Clyde, Postal wanted to do Leon Czolgosz, Vaggie, Cherri, Angel Dust and Niffty wanted to do Countess Elizabeth Báthory, Athanasius wanted to do Suleiman the Magnificent, and John and Discount wanted to do Jimmy Hoffa. The argument ended when Charlie scrapped the whole idea, and the anons instead decided to find out who killed Jimmy Hoffa, and where was he buried.
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  54. >>Do NOT bring elements from video games into the Hotel without consulting the others!
  55. I like this but I have own idea for this.
  56.  
  57. I think the anons (or some know Doomguy, Jacket and the Ashen are from video games while the other don't know because they die before video games were a thing) didn't tell charlie about that or forgot to tell her.
  58.  
  59. charlie thinks they die in their own time periods, Doomguy (or doom slayer if you want to call him that) "die" in the far future, Jacket die in the 90s and Ashen one dies in the Middle Ages.
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  61. do the fact all 3 of them can't talk, so charlie gets an idea about using a spell to look into their memories and find a way to get them into heaven.
  62.  
  63. ...now imagine charlie's reaction to their memories...
  64.  
  65. imagine seeing Doomguy memories. fighting his own world hell, killing demons with a burning hatred for them, taking down The Titan before he had the armor and as well seeing what happen at Mars
  66.  
  67. imagine seeing Jacket memories. being a Soldier in Hawaii, fighting a war with the Russian, got critically wounded from an elevator, which exploded. finding out your best friend got killed by a nuke and as well getting revenge for him by wiped out the entire Russian mafia in Miami all on your own. after that, sitting in prison, playing with a small green ball to keeping yourself occupied.... until the bomb drop.
  68.  
  69. imagine seeing Ashen one memories. rising from your own grave, started a journey to defeat all other Lords of Cinder and return them to their thrones. imagine dying over and over again but keep coming back from it to fight gods to topple over and everything else.
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  71. killing heroes & corrupted heroes, seeing fallen kingdoms, dragons, demons, and put the end to the cycle of the First Flame.
  72. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLqU0pGw41U
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  74. I think if Charlie did that, she will be overwhelmed by this.
  75.  
  76. Btw I have no fucking idea what I am doing or going with this, I thought it will be fun....
  77.  
  78. so yeah.... have this stupid thing I made
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  80. >I like thing
  81. >Also
  82. >>Charlie watches in disapproval as the Ashen >One writes messages
  83. "Try tongue but hole"
  84. "Amazing chest ahead"
  85. "Try thrusting"
  86. "No chest, therefore try but hole"
  87. --
  88. >thank you for this
  89. --
  90. >can someone make a story of this?
  91. --
  92. >>I like thing
  93.  
  94. >thanks anon
  95. --
  96. >Have more
  97. >>Ash leaves orange soap stone messages at everyone's rooms doors
  98. >>Husk:"Poison ahead, therefore cheers!"
  99. >>Angel:"try thrusting but beware curse"(i think stds would be called curses in the middle ages)
  100. >>Niffty:"Man required, therefore run"
  101. >>Alastor:"Demon ahead, try dung"
  102. >>Vaggie:"Friendship required, therefore jolly co-operation!"
  103. >>Charlie:"Amazing smile ahead, therefore protect"
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