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- >It's a slightly chilly Tuesday night, just after ten o'clock.
- >You're driving the 'company truck', a silver Ford F-150 Lariat, toward the outskirts of town.
- >Sarah is in the passenger seat.
- >”How in the hell did we lose sixteen stallions and four mares last night?”
- >You can't help but smirk as you recall the affair.
- >Your investigation was aided by the culprit himself, a new stallion named Olive.
- >According to Olive, there was a 'scawy noise' that came from his 'sniffy pwace' and caused a lot of 'bad poopies'.
- “Olive sneezed, scared a bunch of them, and they shat into the faces of the fluffies sleeping behind them.”
- >Sarah pinches the bridge of her nose. “So they choked to death on shit. God damn it, why are these things so fucking bad at living?
- “Hey, if fluffies didn't die so often, we wouldn't have so many repeat customers.”
- >”Sho-Sho no wan' die, Sho-Sho good fwuffy!”
- >You and Sarah aren't alone on this excursion. Her twin unicorns toddle about on the bench seat in the back.
- >”We're not talking about you, Shokaku. Damn it, two more days and we could have picked from the weaned foals. Where is this herd again?”
- “In the woods near the mall. Rob said they looked pretty tame, but I guess we'll know soon enough.”
- >”Doesn't matter. Even if they have a smarty friend, I've got these two.” She motions back at the babbling unicorns with a smile.
- >Fifteen minutes later, you're in the mall parking lot. It's virtually empty.
- >You park the truck near the treeline and wait.
- >If there are fluffies here, the noise would have disturbed them.
- >Sure enough, after a few seconds, waddling clumps of color become apparent in the sodium vapor lights of the parking lot.
- >You turn off the engine and get out, as does Sarah, and approach the herd. Her unicorns remain in the truck, whining for her to come back.
- >”Pretty big group,” she says, doing a quick headcount. “Thirty.”
- >Already, there is a pegasus approaching. It has silver fluff and lime green eyes, mane, and tail.
- >It also has puffed cheeks and spread wings.
- >”Munstas go 'way! Dis ow twee pwace! Gif owwies to munstas!” it says. Definitely male, definitely smarty, but a pegasus?
- >You and Sarah just look at each other and blink.
- >”You're the smarty friend?” she asks.
- >”Dat wight! Smawty fwiend say go 'way! Fwuffies gif owwies if no go 'way!”
- >You both scan the herd again. There are only four, timid-looking unicorns.
- >The majority of the herd are pegasus, with the rest being earth fluffies.
- >All of them, save the smarty friend, stay in the back with three bloated pegasus dams, puffing their cheeks and stomping their front hooves.
- >”This isn't even a fair fight,” Sarah chuckles, going back to the truck.
- >She returns in short order with her twin unicorns.
- >”New fwiends!” Zuikaku shouts happily, jumping around.
- >The herd returns her calls, but their babbling is edged with anxious uncertainty.
- >The smarty pegasus continues to display his displeasure, flapping his wings and puffing his cheeks.
- >”New fwiends weave munstas! Come wif fwuffies! We go fin' gwassies 'way fwom munstas!” he says, attempting to persuade the twins.
- >They blink at him, confused.
- >”Munsta? Dis not munstas, dis Mista and mommy! Mommy gif sgettis and huggies!” Shokaku explains.
- >There is a clamor of surprise from the herd when she says that.
- >”Wan' sgettis!” one of the dams blurts out.
- >”No! Munstas no haf sgettis! Munstas meanies!”
- >Sarah crouches down. Her unicorns immediately turn around and look up at her.
- >”Mommy is sad,” she says lowly.
- >”Nuuuuuu! Why mommy sad?!” Zuikaku cries, hugging her black boot.
- >She points over to the smarty pegasus, who is stomping his hooves as hard as he can at you.
- >”That pony is being mean. Mommy doesn't like that pony.”
- >”Meanie poni make mommy sad! No wike poni!” they growl cutely, looking at him.
- >”Go beat him up. That would make mommy very happy.”
- >They move as though shot out of a cannon. With puffed cheeks and sparking horns, they charge the smarty pegasus.
- >You and Sarah step between those three and the rest of the fluffies to prevent a massed attack.
- >Behind you, the twins are giving that pegasus hell.
- >”Why new fwiends huwt smawty?!” he bawls.
- >With Shokaku on one side and Zuikaku on the other, they buck him back and forth.
- >Many days of foal training have given the unicorns powerful (for a fluffy) kicking ability.
- >It's like watching fluffy tennis.
- >”Meanie fwuffy make mommy sad! Sho-Sho make meanie sad too!”
- >”Zwee make mommy happy! Zwee make meanie poni sad!”
- >”Stop! No gif owwies! Fwuffy sowwy!” he cries, shedding his smarty mantle in an attempt to end his pain.
- >”No! No stop 'til mommy happy 'gain!”
- >The rest of the herd moves forward a few feet, but retreats quickly when you and Sarah step forth.
- >They are absolutely unwilling to leave the dams. The smarty will have to fend for himself.
- >”Owwies! Why huwt weggies and wingie?! Why huwt fwuffy?!”
- >Shokaku has knocked the pegasus down and is stomping his foreleg.
- >Zuikaku has a wing in her mouth, pulling on it and growling.
- >He begins to shit himself in self-defense, or pain. Hard to tell which.
- >”All right, that's enough. Mommy is happy again.”
- >The twins cease their assault and mill about Sarah's legs, cheering for themselves.
- >The smarty pegasus lays in a broken heap behind you, his dislocated wing flopping gently.
- >He tries to get to his hooves, only to collapse when he puts weight on his injured legs.
- >Sobbing, he curls up, sniffling apologies between his hiccups.
- “You picked the colors you want?”
- >She nods. “Yeah, go grab the carriers while I take care of this.”
- >While you do, you hear her speaking behind you.
- >”Listen up, bitches. These are your smarty friends now. Do what they tell you, and nobody gets hurt...especially your mommy fluffies.”
- >”No huwt mummas! Pwease! Fwuffies wissen new smawty fwiends!”
- >You get back just as she issues instructions to her twins.
- >”Mommy says fwuffies come hewe!” Shokaku blurts out.
- >Hesitantly, the herd begins approaching. The dams bleat loudly about being left behind.
- >”Is okay, no huwt mummas if do wha Sho-Sho say!”
- >Sarah begins pointing out fluffies. You grab them and toss them into the pet carrier.
- >”Why take fwiends?! New smawty fwiend say no huwt!” they cry.
- >Some begin to waddle back toward the woods.
- >”Zwee huwt mummas if no do wha say!”
- >They whine nervously, but return and stay put. The dams in the treeline are in full panic mode, shrieking about the safety of their babies.
- >Once the carrier is full, you take it back and set it in the truck bed and return to start on the second carrier.
- >Sarah continues to select fluffies from the nervous, babbling clump.
- >”No take sissy!” a peach pegasus bawls.
- “Quiet.”
- >”Hell, take her too, I've never seen one that color.”
- >You shove the crying fluffy into the carrier.
- >”Sissy! Fwuffy go wif!” she yells happily.
- >By the time you're done, you have two pet carriers full of fluffies crying about bad poopies and complaining about being squished.
- “Ready to go?”
- >Sarah nods as she puts her fluffy enforcers back into the truck.
- >You drive off into the night, the remnants of the herd screaming at you about taking their new smarty friends.
- >The pegasus lays bleeding and sobbing in the parking lot as his former followers ignore him entirely.
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