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Vamp-Anon: Chapter 4

Jul 17th, 2012
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  1. >You are Anon
  2. >And you HAD a secret
  3. >A secret that was supposed to be between you and FLuttershy
  4. >But thanks to Fluttershy's large mouth, somep0ny else knew
  5. >Rarity
  6. >And you know how these things start
  7. >And they'll tell two friends
  8. >And they'll tell two friends
  9. >And they'll tell two friends
  10. >Out of anything that could have happened
  11. >This is
  12. >The
  13. >Worst
  14. >Possible
  15. >THING!
  16. >But not today!
  17. >"Uhh... Anon, are you ok?"
  18. >Fluttershy jabs you in your kidney, snapping you back into focus
  19. "FUUUUCK!!!"
  20. >You rush down stairs and out the door before Fluttershy can even comprehend what the hell just happened
  21. "Must"
  22. >Huff
  23. "Not"
  24. >Puff
  25. "Let"
  26. >Sprint
  27. "Bitches know!"
  28. >And there you were
  29. >Sprinting madly down the streets of p0nyville to Rarity's shop
  30. >Various p0nys waved 'Hi'
  31. >None received the gesture back
  32. >After all, You were Anon: Man with a mission
  33. >That mission?
  34. >Probably something along the lines of, "Must Not Get Crucified"
  35. >Did p0nys even have crucifixions?
  36. >Probably not with all the peace
  37. >You'll educate Twilight on Humanity's torture systems later
  38. >For now you had to deal with a white mare
  39. >You finally arrived at said white mare's shop
  40. >You begin to knock
  41. >But realize this is a SHOP. Why do you need to knock?
  42. >You instead, Rudely but efficiently barge in
  43. >You had only ever been in Rarity's shop once
  44. >For clothes
  45. >Duh
  46. >But finding the mare proved no problem
  47. >It probably helpled that she was right in front of you
  48. >She looks up at you nervously
  49. >"Oh my! Anon, you've caught me at a bad time, I was just about to leave."
  50. >That would explain the saddle bags on her back
  51. >Either way you didn't care. She needed to be deal with!
  52. "Before you leave we need to make a deal"
  53. >You glare deep into her eyes
  54. >She gulps from fear
  55. >"wh- What was it you needed darling?"
  56. "Get me a quill and paper!"
  57. >She scrambles to fulfill your request
  58. >She returns a few minutes later with the demanded items
  59. >You take the supplys and write down a couple of things
  60. "OK. Sign this please."
  61. >"What does it say exactly?"
  62. >Your hand writing was terrible. Always was
  63. "Its an agreement of sorts..."
  64. >"And what exactly are we agreeing upon?"
  65. "If you agree to not tell anyone that I'm a monster, then I agree to not speak of what you've done in the past."
  66. >"Oh, and what have I done that's so menacing?"
  67. >An evil grin plagues your face
  68. "Oh, just that you're the REAL reason behind Blueblood's death!"
  69. >Her jaw drops
  70. >"How did you know Anon?! He had it coming anyways!"
  71. "That's besides the point! Now are you going to sign this or am I going to have to ruin you?"
  72. >She ponders for a moment
  73. >But she magics the quill to sign the paper
  74. >You roll it up and place it in your pocket
  75. "Great doing buisness with you Rarity."
  76. >She 'Hmph's and proceeds out her store to where ever it is Rarity's go to
  77. >You turn around to a nervous looking Fluttershy
  78. "Oh, Fluttershy!... Umm, how long have you been behind me?"
  79. >"I just got here, Why? Is something wrong Anon?
  80. "Not at all Flutters"
  81. >Did you REALLY just call her that?
  82. >Oh well, too late now
  83. >"Oh good! I was so worried that you were mad at me! A- and I didn't want you to b-"
  84. "Fluttershy?"
  85. >"Oh... Y- yes Anon?"
  86. "Shut up."
  87. >You smile at her and start walking back to your house
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