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- >You are Anon
- >And you HAD a secret
- >A secret that was supposed to be between you and FLuttershy
- >But thanks to Fluttershy's large mouth, somep0ny else knew
- >Rarity
- >And you know how these things start
- >And they'll tell two friends
- >And they'll tell two friends
- >And they'll tell two friends
- >Out of anything that could have happened
- >This is
- >The
- >Worst
- >Possible
- >THING!
- >But not today!
- >"Uhh... Anon, are you ok?"
- >Fluttershy jabs you in your kidney, snapping you back into focus
- "FUUUUCK!!!"
- >You rush down stairs and out the door before Fluttershy can even comprehend what the hell just happened
- "Must"
- >Huff
- "Not"
- >Puff
- "Let"
- >Sprint
- "Bitches know!"
- >And there you were
- >Sprinting madly down the streets of p0nyville to Rarity's shop
- >Various p0nys waved 'Hi'
- >None received the gesture back
- >After all, You were Anon: Man with a mission
- >That mission?
- >Probably something along the lines of, "Must Not Get Crucified"
- >Did p0nys even have crucifixions?
- >Probably not with all the peace
- >You'll educate Twilight on Humanity's torture systems later
- >For now you had to deal with a white mare
- >You finally arrived at said white mare's shop
- >You begin to knock
- >But realize this is a SHOP. Why do you need to knock?
- >You instead, Rudely but efficiently barge in
- >You had only ever been in Rarity's shop once
- >For clothes
- >Duh
- >But finding the mare proved no problem
- >It probably helpled that she was right in front of you
- >She looks up at you nervously
- >"Oh my! Anon, you've caught me at a bad time, I was just about to leave."
- >That would explain the saddle bags on her back
- >Either way you didn't care. She needed to be deal with!
- "Before you leave we need to make a deal"
- >You glare deep into her eyes
- >She gulps from fear
- >"wh- What was it you needed darling?"
- "Get me a quill and paper!"
- >She scrambles to fulfill your request
- >She returns a few minutes later with the demanded items
- >You take the supplys and write down a couple of things
- "OK. Sign this please."
- >"What does it say exactly?"
- >Your hand writing was terrible. Always was
- "Its an agreement of sorts..."
- >"And what exactly are we agreeing upon?"
- "If you agree to not tell anyone that I'm a monster, then I agree to not speak of what you've done in the past."
- >"Oh, and what have I done that's so menacing?"
- >An evil grin plagues your face
- "Oh, just that you're the REAL reason behind Blueblood's death!"
- >Her jaw drops
- >"How did you know Anon?! He had it coming anyways!"
- "That's besides the point! Now are you going to sign this or am I going to have to ruin you?"
- >She ponders for a moment
- >But she magics the quill to sign the paper
- >You roll it up and place it in your pocket
- "Great doing buisness with you Rarity."
- >She 'Hmph's and proceeds out her store to where ever it is Rarity's go to
- >You turn around to a nervous looking Fluttershy
- "Oh, Fluttershy!... Umm, how long have you been behind me?"
- >"I just got here, Why? Is something wrong Anon?
- "Not at all Flutters"
- >Did you REALLY just call her that?
- >Oh well, too late now
- >"Oh good! I was so worried that you were mad at me! A- and I didn't want you to b-"
- "Fluttershy?"
- >"Oh... Y- yes Anon?"
- "Shut up."
- >You smile at her and start walking back to your house
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