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- >Be lounging around in your barely air conditioned college-town apartment
- >The current weather is hot, hazy, and humid
- >It smells like two species of body odor and lemon-scent air freshener in here
- >Pillow Case has completely forgone her hoodie and thrown it over the back of a chair
- >You're stripped down to an undershirt and shorts
- >Your little pony roommate and you are laying back and staring at the ceiling to avoid generating any more heat
- >"Ughhhh... Earth weather suuuuuucks..."
- "Yeah."
- >"Did the news say anything about the Earth Weather Teams?"
- "Nope. There's only, like, three of them. They must have better things to do."
- >The fan oscillates over the two of you, changing Pilly's groan of disappointment to one of pleasure
- >Its cool stream is gone all too quickly
- >Then a second breeze comes out of nowhere, drawing your attention
- >Pilly is fanning herself with her wingies to prolong the sensation
- >She gives up after a moment, probably realizing it's not worth the effort
- "Are we out of popsicles?"
- >She glances over towards the shopping list on the fridge door's whiteboard
- >"We're out of popsicles."
- >Casey didn't even get up to check
- >You wouldn't have either, but she didn't
- "Is that on the list because we're running out, or are we out?"
- >The fan sweeps by again
- "You know what? Nevermind."
- >Both of you return to staring at the ceiling
- >Casey pipes up again as the fan's buzzing changes pitch, signalling it's about to change directions
- >"Did I ever tell you about my brother?"
- >In passing, maybe
- "Which one? I think you said you have four."
- >"Five now. Just got word of a new one."
- "Congrats."
- >"Thanks."
- >The fan returns to bathe you in sweet, cool wind
- >"I think my mom likes being a mom way too much. She had twins twice in a row and she still decided to have another."
- >Pilly is making a massive understatement
- >You've never met her mother, but if this is anything to go by...
- "Jesus."
- >She does a little wing-shrug before collapsing back down again
- >"I've heard it happens to some pegasi. Overactive maternal instinct. 'Mama Bird' always wants an egg in the nest."
- "So which are you? The oldest?"
- >"Second oldest."
- >The fan sweeps by you again, cooling you just enough to realize that doesn't make sense
- >Two sets of twins and one newborn, but she's not the oldest?
- "I don't get it. How are you second?"
- >"I was born over a month before Quilt Cover. He likes to call himself my big brother, but he knows that's not how it works."
- >You are now even more confused
- "Aren't pony pregnancies longer than that? A lot longer?"
- >"They are. Problem was that there wasn't enough room for me and my brother the first time mom had twins."
- >The fan swings your way once more
- >Oh, good
- >Pillow Case isn't delerious from heat
- >That makes at least one of you
- >"Doctors referred her to a hospital on Earth. Long story short, Quilt pushed me out so he could stay. I was still in an incubator when he was born."
- >That's sort of grody
- >It sounds like it might make sense
- >You're no Pre-Med major, so you'll take her at her word
- "He doesn't have big brother status."
- >Casey stops looking at the ceiling to speak directly to you
- >"My actual older brother says that too. He went to law school. I was out. It counts."
- >The wonderful air current of the fan returns
- >"I was just thinking. I'm smaller than Quilt because of that procedure. I'm probably going to be the smallest when everypony grows up. That's not a bad thing right now."
- "Why's that?"
- >"Remember that lesson in Bio about smaller animals not holding heat as well as larger animals?"
- >You very vaguely do
- >Now you're all caught up on her line of thought
- "Is that helping at all?"
- >"Not really."
- >Pillow Case sighs as the fan passes over
- >"The only thing I haven't taken off is my coat and I'm still too hot."
- >She isn't wearing a-
- >Nevermind, she must mean her fur
- "Are you going to take that off too?"
- >"Nah."
- >The fan clicks and turns
- >"Well, maybe. One of us would have to get the razor first."
- >You have just enough energy to quickly bring a finger to the tip of your nose
- >In the corner of your eye, you see Casey with a hoof on her snout
- "Did you see which one of us was first?"
- >"No. Did you?"
- "I didn't."
- >She lets her hoof drop off her nose
- "Good. That was a silly idea anyway."
- >You allow your head to loll over towards Casey so you can see her clearly
- "Yeah. It was."
- >You move your finger from the tip of your nose to hers
- >Boop
- This was made in collaboration with Expression2, who helped design Casey's twin brother and made a picture of him, too.
- https://imgur.com/yzbDzog
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