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Pillow Case: In heat

Sep 22nd, 2017
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  1. >Be lounging around in your barely air conditioned college-town apartment
  2. >The current weather is hot, hazy, and humid
  3. >It smells like two species of body odor and lemon-scent air freshener in here
  4. >Pillow Case has completely forgone her hoodie and thrown it over the back of a chair
  5. >You're stripped down to an undershirt and shorts
  6. >Your little pony roommate and you are laying back and staring at the ceiling to avoid generating any more heat
  7. >"Ughhhh... Earth weather suuuuuucks..."
  8. "Yeah."
  9. >"Did the news say anything about the Earth Weather Teams?"
  10. "Nope. There's only, like, three of them. They must have better things to do."
  11. >The fan oscillates over the two of you, changing Pilly's groan of disappointment to one of pleasure
  12. >Its cool stream is gone all too quickly
  13. >Then a second breeze comes out of nowhere, drawing your attention
  14. >Pilly is fanning herself with her wingies to prolong the sensation
  15. >She gives up after a moment, probably realizing it's not worth the effort
  16. "Are we out of popsicles?"
  17. >She glances over towards the shopping list on the fridge door's whiteboard
  18. >"We're out of popsicles."
  19. >Casey didn't even get up to check
  20. >You wouldn't have either, but she didn't
  21. "Is that on the list because we're running out, or are we out?"
  22. >The fan sweeps by again
  23. "You know what? Nevermind."
  24. >Both of you return to staring at the ceiling
  25. >Casey pipes up again as the fan's buzzing changes pitch, signalling it's about to change directions
  26. >"Did I ever tell you about my brother?"
  27. >In passing, maybe
  28. "Which one? I think you said you have four."
  29. >"Five now. Just got word of a new one."
  30. "Congrats."
  31. >"Thanks."
  32. >The fan returns to bathe you in sweet, cool wind
  33. >"I think my mom likes being a mom way too much. She had twins twice in a row and she still decided to have another."
  34. >Pilly is making a massive understatement
  35. >You've never met her mother, but if this is anything to go by...
  36. "Jesus."
  37. >She does a little wing-shrug before collapsing back down again
  38. >"I've heard it happens to some pegasi. Overactive maternal instinct. 'Mama Bird' always wants an egg in the nest."
  39. "So which are you? The oldest?"
  40. >"Second oldest."
  41. >The fan sweeps by you again, cooling you just enough to realize that doesn't make sense
  42. >Two sets of twins and one newborn, but she's not the oldest?
  43. "I don't get it. How are you second?"
  44. >"I was born over a month before Quilt Cover. He likes to call himself my big brother, but he knows that's not how it works."
  45. >You are now even more confused
  46. "Aren't pony pregnancies longer than that? A lot longer?"
  47. >"They are. Problem was that there wasn't enough room for me and my brother the first time mom had twins."
  48. >The fan swings your way once more
  49. >Oh, good
  50. >Pillow Case isn't delerious from heat
  51. >That makes at least one of you
  52. >"Doctors referred her to a hospital on Earth. Long story short, Quilt pushed me out so he could stay. I was still in an incubator when he was born."
  53. >That's sort of grody
  54. >It sounds like it might make sense
  55. >You're no Pre-Med major, so you'll take her at her word
  56. "He doesn't have big brother status."
  57. >Casey stops looking at the ceiling to speak directly to you
  58. >"My actual older brother says that too. He went to law school. I was out. It counts."
  59. >The wonderful air current of the fan returns
  60. >"I was just thinking. I'm smaller than Quilt because of that procedure. I'm probably going to be the smallest when everypony grows up. That's not a bad thing right now."
  61. "Why's that?"
  62. >"Remember that lesson in Bio about smaller animals not holding heat as well as larger animals?"
  63. >You very vaguely do
  64. >Now you're all caught up on her line of thought
  65. "Is that helping at all?"
  66. >"Not really."
  67. >Pillow Case sighs as the fan passes over
  68. >"The only thing I haven't taken off is my coat and I'm still too hot."
  69. >She isn't wearing a-
  70. >Nevermind, she must mean her fur
  71. "Are you going to take that off too?"
  72. >"Nah."
  73. >The fan clicks and turns
  74. >"Well, maybe. One of us would have to get the razor first."
  75. >You have just enough energy to quickly bring a finger to the tip of your nose
  76. >In the corner of your eye, you see Casey with a hoof on her snout
  77. "Did you see which one of us was first?"
  78. >"No. Did you?"
  79. "I didn't."
  80. >She lets her hoof drop off her nose
  81. "Good. That was a silly idea anyway."
  82. >You allow your head to loll over towards Casey so you can see her clearly
  83. "Yeah. It was."
  84. >You move your finger from the tip of your nose to hers
  85. >Boop
  86.  
  87. This was made in collaboration with Expression2, who helped design Casey's twin brother and made a picture of him, too.
  88. https://imgur.com/yzbDzog
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