The Last Dragonslayer (2016)

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Open up, in the name of
His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd!

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Alright, guv...

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Blow, blow, blow on snow.
My wish will come tomorrow!

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I want a bear.

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Now you, Jennifer.

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Snow-wishes are for babies.

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Gimme a break. I'm only seven.

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All right, Tiger.

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I wish that none of us
are sent to the Troll Wars.

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Oh, I... I wish for that as well.
Obviously.

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Then you should behave yourself.

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Next time someone picks you,
don't steal their cakes.

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You don't think
they will come after me?

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Er, Happy Festivus, Mr Brittles.

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I bring a gift for the orphans from
His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd.

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How kind.

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The children will write
and thank him.

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Well, goodnight then.

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Our business is not concluded.

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Track him down
and ask him in person myself...

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Every child in my orphanage

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is of exemplary character!
- Lies!

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That is absolutely not proven!

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Rejected orphans belong to the King!

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Now listen up,
all you horrible, parentless, unloved

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and rejected little things!

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One of you ate cakes
that did not belong to you.

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That child now belongs to the King.

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Which one of you was it?

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Undisciplined!

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You'll learn discipline
on the battlefront fighting trolls!

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Was it you?

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What's your name?

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G... G... G... Gordon.

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G... G... G... Gordon.

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Which child ate cake, Gordon?

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I want an answer
or I'll take every child in here!

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Five! Four! Three!

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Was it you, boy?

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Say it! Say it!

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It was me.

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Errant girl. Come to Mr Brittles.

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Come on then.

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Yes. I can see it in you.

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Something that
hasn't been broken in.

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But they'll fix that.

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No! No! No! She's lying!
It was me!

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Shut up, Tiger. Lie down.

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He'll take you both... Lie down.

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No! I ate the cake. I did! Me!

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Bring her!

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Jennifer! Jennifer!

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Please, Mr Brittles. Jennifer is...

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Mine. She's mine. One more word
and I'll take them all, I swear it.

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Jennifer!

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Come on!

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Wait 'til you get to the Troll Wars.

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Minus 50 degrees in summer.

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Your tears freeze
on your cheekbones.

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Good evening.

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I've come to select an orphan
for, er... indentured servitude.

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Talk to the old hag.

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Well, as it happens,
I'm rather keen on the girl

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that you are about to put
in that cage.

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Too bad. She belongs to the King.

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She looks cold.
You ought to provide her with a coat.

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Lock her in. Let's get going.

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To cage a 12-year-old girl,
it's... it's unpleasant.

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But to deny her a coat
is downright cruel.

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Oh... I'll take that as a compliment.

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Jennifer deserves better,
don't you think?

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Remind me, Miss Strange.

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What was it that your friend
made his, erm, snow-wish for?

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He wished for a bear.

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A bear?

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Polar or grizzly?

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Brown bear or black'?
Magic requires precision!

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Erm... Polar!

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One final thing, Mr Brittles.

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I've made you into a bear. Sorry.

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But now I will make you into
a gentleman.

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Offer the lady your coat.

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Oh, come, come...

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There we go.

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Oh yes... Good.

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What's going to happen to me?

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I am the Great Zambini

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and you, Miss Strange,
will be my new assistant.

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Where are we going?

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You'll see. You'll see.

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These magical barrier stones...

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prevent humans
from entering the Dragonlands.

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What's inside them?

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Dragons. Look!

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They are the soul of magic, Jennifer.

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But they're dying out.

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This is my life's work.

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We must do something to help them.

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Will you assist me
in my endeavours, Miss Strange?

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Oh good.

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Good.

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And more of those, thank you.

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Welcome to Gazam,
an employment agency for sorcerers.

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The last of its kind
in the Kingdom of Hereford.

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I employ two full-time practitioners.

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The wizard Moobin
and the venerable Lady Mawgon.

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They are both rather odd

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but then they're wizards,
so it's to be expected.

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Welcome aboard, Jennifer.

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This is a house Moobin, not a ship.

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Come on, let's get some tea.

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Zambini Towers has been
their home and mine for many years.

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And now. Jennifer.
It will be your home as well,.

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Wizidrical power is limited, you see.

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We can only use what's available.

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So we measure it using this...

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But magic is waning
and work is drying up.

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These days. drain cleaner
is cheaper than a spell

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electricity is all the rage

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even magic carpets have been reduced
to delivering pizzas.

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Powerful wizards who could
once control the weather

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now scratch a living
doing home improvements

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plumbing and rewiring.
Enchanted gutter cleaning and party tricks.

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Yet the magic of
the Dragonlands boundary stones

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is as strong as ever

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and a good thing too

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as land is valuable
and the kingdom is greedy.

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As our indentured orphan

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you are to be entrusted with
a small creature of your own.

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The Quarkbeast.

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Fiercely loyal and. well. just fierce.

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If you work diligently. study hard

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and tolerate an employer
who's obsessed by dragons

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we hope your time at Gazam
will be happy and lasting.

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Don't get any closer.

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Seven-point-three.
- Seven-point-three.

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Mm-hmm.
- That's low.

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There's been no sign of Finklehorn
since last winter.

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If he's died,
that only leaves Maltcassion.

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And... he's very old.

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I wonder if the dragons dying out
is causing the decline of magic?

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What?
- You've become rather clever.

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I have some business to attend in town.
- Can I come with you?

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Not on this occasion, no.

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See you at home then.

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I'm roasting mutton for dinner.

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Mmm! In that case,
I shall return with an appetite!

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Look for anything
that might explain where he's gone!

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Look! Look!
His favourite shoes are missing!

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I think those were on his feet.

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Zambini!

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Zambini!

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Hello? Zambini?

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There must be a spell you could do.

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Some kind of finding charm?

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Oh, don't be ridiculous!

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I've never known magic
so appallingly weak.

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Anything?

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Any news at all?

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Nothing about Zambini...

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We have been offered
an electrical rewiring job...

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Oh...

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I think she's having doubts.

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Afternoon.
I'm Jennifer Strange.

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My husband thinks
we should get a normal electrician

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but my dad always swore by
magical rewirings

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so... I don't know.

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Madam, with due respect

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an electrician
will carve holes in your walls

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dig up your carpets and kick up
enough dust to choke your petunias.

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A magical rewiring is cost-effective

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traditional, clean,
and it's all done in an hour!

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They seem quite odd.

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They're wizards.

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If they seemed normal,
you'd be asking for your money back.

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Alright. Alright then.

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Very important
that they not be disturbed.

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Moobin! Concentrate!

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I'm having a vision!

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Moobin!
- My house!

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I'm gonna sue you
for every penny you've got!

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Jennifer, I saw the last dragon.

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He's going to be killed on Sunday.

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Your highness! Your highness!

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Your humble Seer has received a vision!

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I'll have you burnt before breakfast!

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Waking me!

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If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times -

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what are you never to do?

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Knock on your bedchamber.

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Knock on my bedchamber!

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Wake up, lock him in!

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Sire, please! Argh!

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I had a vision!

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Of your own death?!
How dare you wake me!

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No, No, No, No!
A vision of the dragon's death.

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What did you say?

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Maltcassion, the last dragon,
will violate the Dragon Pact.

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The Official Dragonslayer
will slay Maltcassion

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using the sword Exhorbitus
at noon on Sunday.

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And then the Dragonlands
can be claimed!

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Yes!

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And I might double the size
of my own kingdom!

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Yes! Might Sire release me now?

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And the Dragonlands will be
up for grabs!

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Yes.

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Send for the Official Dragonslayer.

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I am so pleased
to have pleased you.

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You have pleased me.
You have pleased me greatly.

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So I shall limit myself
to just the one coconut.

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Normally my visions are about
football score predictions.

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Oh, but the death of a dragon!

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The last dragon.

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Zambini would be devastated.

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I wouldn't worry too much, Jennifer.

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I could be wrong. I usually am.

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Oh honestly, Moobin,
who has a prophetic vision

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in the middle of a job?

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Oh! What fresh hell is this?

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Help him, Moobin! Help him!

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I can't! I can't!

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He didn't have time
to write anything.

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The spell that bound him...

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You could see it drain him
every second he fought it.

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What was he trying to tell us?

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I just feel so utterly helpless.

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It's the death of the dragon, isn't it?

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Zambini and I talked about it.

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They might take magic with them
when they go.

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Where... where are you going?

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If magic dies with the dragon,
we'll never get Zambini back.

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Yes, but what can you do?

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You're a non-magical indentured orphan
whose only talent is for tea and toast.

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I'm going to stop the Dragonslayer.

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We are reporting live

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from the historic and almost forgotten
Dragonslayer Headquarters

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where Sir Grifflon,
the King's top knight and popstar

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has arrived to summon
the kingdom's Official Dragonslayer.

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This just hours after a spate of
synchronized visions

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affected every seer in Hereford

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foretelling that
the last dragon would be killed

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at the hands of the Dragonslayer.

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I'm sorry, Sir Grifflon.

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The slayer is nowhere to be found.

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We've knocked and everything.

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Do you want to be the one
who informs King Snodd?

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We'll keep looking, m'lord.

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I'll deal with her.

249
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No, no, no.
Got to give something back.

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You there!

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Name?

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Jennifer Strange.

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My new film reel is out in October.
Tell all of your little friends, yeah?

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I don't have any friends.

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Yeah, well,
just spread the word then.

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I'm looking for the Dragonslayer.

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Oh. Guilty as charged.

258
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,760
My formal title is
His Majesty's Official Dragonslayer

259
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,080
Overseer Of The Dragon Pact.

260
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,120
But you can call me Brian.

261
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,850
Has no one found you back here?

262
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,000
Oh, a very basic distraction charm,
nothing special.

263
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,520
Only took me, ooh,
50 years to master.

264
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,240
I'm older than I look.

265
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,480
Sir. You will be aware of the vision
that many wizards received.

266
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,080
Oh, about the slaying this Sunday.
A very exciting prophecy.

267
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,480
Please don't do it.

268
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,170
I mean, I'm begging you
not to slay the dragon.

269
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,440
If the dragon dies and magic ends -

270
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,970
Well, that is a big "if".

271
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,720
I can't let you do it.

272
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,040
I like your spirit.

273
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,600
Let me show you around.
Come on, this way.

274
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,680
Now then, here you go...

275
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,960
Ooh, mind out.

276
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,730
So...

277
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,800
Ta-da!

278
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,200
Copper spikes.
Dragons don't like it.

279
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,040
Magical six-cog engine.

280
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,040
Yeah, apart from that,
it's in mint condition.

281
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,570
After all, it's never been used.

282
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,010
This is the sword Exhorbitus.

283
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,440
Cuts through anything, even magic.

284
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,800
Yeah, last fella who visited -
he was very interested in this.

285
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,360
A sort of wizardish-sounding name.

286
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,080
What was the name?

287
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,320
Oh, the Great Zambini
or something.

288
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,720
Yeah. Came six, seven years ago.

289
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,330
Wanted to know all about
the Dragonslayer lineage.

290
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,560
What else did Zambini say -
- Ah-ah-ah!

291
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,170
All questions will be answered

292
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,560
in this short induction film I made
when I first got the job.

293
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,250
With all due respect,
I'm only here to stop you.

294
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,610
Take a seat.

295
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,170
Oh. I think he likes you.

296
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,200
But...
- Shh-shh-shh. Film's starting.

297
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,080
Dragons.

298
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,640
They ate the sheep

299
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,410
stole treasure from our kings
and even ate people.

300
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,480
People didn't enjoy that much.

301
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,800
Knights tried their best
to slay them

302
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,280
but the more dragons they killed,
the more the dragons thrived!

303
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,370
Enter Shandar,
the greatest wizard who ever lived.

304
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,800
He met with the King and promised
to solve the dragon problem

305
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,920
for 18 wagons of gold.

306
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,090
Shandar met with the dragons

307
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,560
and discovered that they wanted
a kingdom all of their own.

308
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,840
And so the dragons and Shandar
pooled their magic

309
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,760
and forged the Dragon Pact.

310
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,530
Barrier stones where created

311
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,370
to prevent any humans
from entering the dragons' land.

312
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,050
The dragons would remain free
to fly beyond the boundary

313
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,080
but if a dragon ever violates
the Pact

314
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,120
by harming a human
or human property

315
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,970
then the Official Dragonslayer
is called to action.

316
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,680
As the only two humans permitted
to cross into the Dragonlands

317
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,400
the Dragonslayer and their Assistant
must seek out the offending dragon

318
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,040
and slay it!

319
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,880
I just want to add

320
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,490
it took me nearly three years
to make this film

321
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,640
so feel free to clap. Yeah.

322
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,320
It's sort of ironic,
seeing how you feel about dragons

323
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,570
given you'll be the first of us
to actually slay one.

324
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,010
I'm sorry?

325
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,610
Look at the base of the blade.
What do you see written there?

326
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,960
That is every Slayer
since the role was first created.

327
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
What's that one
down there at the bottom?

328
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,200
Your name as been on this sword
for the last 300 years.

329
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,160
This is a mistake.

330
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,130
Only the Slayer and their Assistant
can wield Exhorbitus.

331
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,440
If this was a mistake,
you'd be burnt to ashes by now.

332
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,770
This can't be right.

333
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,720
Zambini would have...

334
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,810
. said something.

335
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,160
Sorry I couldn't stick around, Jennifer

336
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,720
but after you take Exhorbitus,
I'll seriously start to feel my age.

337
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,160
I was 153 at my last birthday.

338
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,840
Oh, and, er, sorry for collapsing
into a pile of dust and bones.

339
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,080
There's a dustpan and brush
in the utility room, so...

340
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,440
That's the sort of thing
your Official Assistant could do.

341
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,050
You should get one of those.

342
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,930
Good luck, girlie.

343
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,120
You'll do the right thing
when the time comes.

344
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,560
I am not slaying the dragon!

345
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,120
Hello again, you.

346
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,640
You are going to love King Snodd.

347
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,680
Super, super good at ruling.

348
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,480
He just wants a little chinwag.
You up for it?

349
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,480
And if I'm not...?

350
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,930
You're up for it! Great decision.

351
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,160
Sire!

352
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,920
Sire!

353
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,720
Sire!

354
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,400
Sire!

355
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,320
Ah... Jennifer Strange.

356
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,960
Drop some bow-age.
Drop some bow-age.

357
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,040
Ah, Jennifer Strange!

358
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,920
Thank you for accepting
my invitation.

359
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,290
They stuffed me in the sack.

360
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,160
A forced invitation is still an invitation.

361
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,520
And today is
a very special day for me.

362
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,280
For I'm meeting
my Official Royal Dragonslayer.

363
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,320
Yes.

364
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,000
May I just say how much I really dig
the way everyone is connecting in here?

365
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,690
It feels lifelong.

366
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,640
You know, tight buds,
going on their...

367
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,360
Yes.

368
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,400
Jennifer, as your King and ruler

369
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,930
I have one request

370
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,320
concerning your slaying of
the world's last dragon.

371
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,920
Killing the dragon might end magic.

372
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,010
Magic? Well, magic's fading.
No one much misses that.

373
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,360
Now, marketing -
that's the new magic.

374
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,400
Imagine two cans
of identical fizzy pop.

375
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,680
One sells millions,
the other one flops.

376
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,760
And now that's all down to marketing.

377
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,080
And land, well, that's magic too.

378
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:09,880
And I intend to turn the Dragonlands into
shopping precincts and fortresses.

379
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,080
You don't need a wizard for that. Ha!

380
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,250
Wizard...

381
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,600
The Pact says
if the border stones fall

382
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,880
the Dragonlands can be claimed
by anyone.

383
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,080
Yeah. Well, I've got land tanks.

384
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,840
Which pretty much gives me the edge
over my loyal subjects.

385
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,090
Now, you are to hire Sir Grifflon
as your Official Assistant.

386
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,280
What? Really? Me?

387
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,970
That... Gosh, that is...

388
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,040
Me? That is a surprise.

389
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,760
But yeah, great!

390
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,920
How about it, princess? Hey?

391
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,400
No, thanks.

392
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,040
There will be no slaying,
Your Highest Highness.

393
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,050
You dare to defy your King?

394
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,720
Seize her!

395
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,520
Feed her to the trolls,
get her out of here.

396
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,050
And you better like
the taste of coconuts!

397
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,490
Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire...

398
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,960
Sire, please,
a tiny urgent word?

399
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,880
She is the Dragonslayer.

400
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,040
And without a Slayer to slay it,
who knows when a dragon might die'?

401
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,040
Er... decades? Longer?

402
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,570
Alright. Whoa!

403
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,040
I was just testing you!

404
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,400
Release her, you idiots!
Bring her back

405
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,840
Don't you just love him, Jennifer?

406
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,360
A king-sized sense of humour. Sire.

407
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,680
Jennifer, I'd like to offer you a deal.

408
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,640
Ten thousand gold pieces

409
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,360
your freedom from servitude,
by order of the King...

410
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,040
I could get you a new... er...
What?

411
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,730
Er... a date with Sir Grifflon?

412
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,840
Ah yes. A date with Sir Grifflon.

413
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,850
Yowsa! Love is in the air!

414
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,720
All this for agreeing,
for Sir Grifflon to be your Assistant.

415
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,200
I mean, this is the easiest decision
you'll ever make.

416
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,880
Take a day or two
to think it over, yeah?

417
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,440
It's thinking that rocks.

418
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,970
Don't mind him.
He's a bit of a hothead.

419
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,520
He'll be peachy
once he calms down.

420
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,560
Come on.

421
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,080
So long, girlfriend.

422
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,000
Gramophones!
Cutting-edge gramophones!

423
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,290
Come and take a look!

424
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,000
You've never seen
anything like them in your life!

425
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,080
Sorry to swoop on you,
Jennifer darling, but...

426
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,440
I am in the grip of
a rather testing situation.

427
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,480
Do you remember Tiger Prawns?

428
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,920
Hello, Tiger.
You haven't changed.

429
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,240
Hello, Jennifer.

430
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,530
It's nice to see you again.

431
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,210
You too, Tiger.

432
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,040
He's been sent back.

433
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,920
Again?

434
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
Again.

435
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Third time, actually.

436
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,840
And if I can't get him placed
somewhere by nightfall

437
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,480
the King's men will take him.

438
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,440
But the good news is I have found
somewhere that will have him.

439
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,280
A television station, no less.

440
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Oh... Oh. er... Stop.!

441
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,080
Hereford news can now reveal

442
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,160
that the girl who will slay the dragon
is a teenage indentured orphan

443
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,560
known by the name of
Jennifer Strange.

444
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,490
Come back soon
for our exclusive interview with her!

445
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,000
An exclusive television interview
is their price?

446
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,640
For taking him. Yes.

447
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,640
Despite him being
very, very irritating

448
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,480
I really don't want to lose this one
to the Troll Wars.

449
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,400
We both know
you'll help him, Jennifer.

450
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,240
You're too kind for your own good.

451
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,360
Testing... testing...

452
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,400
Everyone alright?
Everyone happy?

453
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,960
Yep.
- Happy. happy, happy? Great.

454
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,400
Those bags! Were you asleep?

455
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,200
This is a lot of people.

456
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,360
They've started camping
along the border.

457
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,520
Everyone wants to be in pole position
to claim some land

458
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,920
once the nasty thing's dead.

459
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,370
That "thing" is called Maltcassion.

460
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,840
Yeah, that's nice, right. Sit down.

461
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,160
Okay, everyone, we're on,
in five, four, three...

462
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160
Wait! I don't even know
what I'm supposed to be...

463
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,080
Hermione Twizzle here
on the border of the Dragonlands

464
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,840
for a super-special,
super-exclusive, little chat

465
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,880
with the girl who's going to kill
a dragon on Sunday.

466
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,450
I know the crowd here
is crazy to meet her.

467
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,880
It's Jennifer Strange, everybody!

468
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,410
Okay! Settle down, everyone.

469
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,360
Okay, first question.
And it's a big one.

470
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,320
What are you going to wear
to kill the dragon?

471
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,000
Is it like a really nasty,
bulky armour thing

472
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,960
or can you twin your weapons with
something cute like a mini-skirt?

473
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,160
Maybe a scarf could really help
your sword "pop"?

474
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,240
Look, I want to make this clear.

475
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,840
I'm not going to kill the dragon.

476
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,800
Not unless it violates the Pact,
which looks very unlikely.

477
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,240
But Sunday is Slay Day!
We've all made costumes.

478
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,120
Yeah!

479
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,240
Everyone should just go home

480
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,000
and stop hoping for
the death of the dragon.

481
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,130
It's the soul of magic!

482
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,690
What the hell are you doing?

483
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,400
Give them what they want!

484
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,240
The dragon's a goner!

485
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,040
She's just playing with you.

486
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,240
I am not!

487
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,720
Don't you chicken out!

488
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,920
Killing that dragon's my only chance
of getting some land!

489
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,850
I dream of building
a pay-by-the-hour car park!

490
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,200
You cow!

491
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,930
Hey, if we kill her,
then we get a new Slayer!

492
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,920
Jennifer!
- Take Tiger to Zambini Towers!

493
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,160
Tell them he's to replace me!

494
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,960
Moobin! Moobin, where are you?
What are you doing?

495
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360
Look!

496
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,040
What is it?

497
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,400
It's the note that Zambini wrote.

498
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,960
Or rather tried to write.

499
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,650
"My darling Jennifer"...

500
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,320
He didn't get very far, did he'?
- Turn it over.

501
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,290
It's a receipt!

502
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,840
And the date is
the day he disappeared.

503
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,240
And quite possibly it's from
the last place he visited.

504
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,800
A seeing spell, perhaps?

505
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,730
If we can manage it.

506
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,760
We have to find him, Moobin.

507
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,610
I... I don't think the girl can cope
without him.

508
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,040
You're not worried about her,
are you, Tilly?

509
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,800
Of course not!

510
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,360
I'm a bit worried about her.

511
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,160
Being the Dragonslayer's
a lot of pressure

512
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,600
and she's got the whole of the kingdom
bullying her into doing the deed.

513
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,960
Yes, and she is not even grown up.

514
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,600
But you're not worried about her?
- No!

515
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,400
Now, would you kindly collect
all the apparatus we need

516
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,520
and stop being such an appalling ass!

517
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,760
The last Dragonslayer seeks an audience
with the last dragon!

518
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,680
I should tell you...
I'm not here to slay you today.

519
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,760
It's not Sunday yet, is it?

520
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,200
Did you get the vision too'?

521
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,730
Dragons have a talent for visions.

522
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,280
Now, tell me, what brings you here
so prematurely?

523
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,760
My employer, the Great Zambini,
has been magically trapped.

524
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,040
But I thought,
with you being the soul of magic...

525
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,840
Please.

526
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,240
I'll give you anything you want
if you'll help me.

527
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680
He was like a father to me.

528
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,880
I'd sooner roast than stop trying.

529
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,200
Bold.

530
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,890
Perhaps ours will be
a glorious battle after all.

531
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,800
There will be no battle.

532
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,280
Now, will you help me?

533
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:48,040
That kind of magic would tax
even the most powerful young dragons.

534
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,280
My time is nearly over.

535
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,000
I am old and my magic is weak.

536
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,800
I cannot help.

537
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,930
You will face me on Sunday.

538
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,960
No.

539
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,440
I would never end magic!

540
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,640
If you fail to face me, Dragonslayer

541
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,090
then magic will destroy the kingdom.

542
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,370
Everyone you love will perish.

543
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,560
That is the truth.

544
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,400
Jennifer! Jennifer! I need you!

545
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,040
Now, you get down, you.

546
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,720
Ee, Gods!
What have you sent us?

547
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,160
I thought we might need
an orphan to tend the house

548
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,320
while I'm the Dragonslayer.

549
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,200
Where's Moobin?

550
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,200
Moobin?

551
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,440
This boy... I told him
to get tea and gin and biscuits.

552
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,080
And that's what she got.

553
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,400
All mixed up together in a tea cup!

554
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,330
The last of the biscuits!
Nearly the end of the gin!

555
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,280
I tried it. Now I'm all spinny.

556
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,160
Tiger, you shouldn't be drinking gin.

557
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,800
It might be the biscuits.

558
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,680
Now... who wants to fight
or dance?

559
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,640
Well! This creature is a crisis
in human form!

560
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,410
I don't care
if you are the Dragonslayer

561
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,360
I want a better service than this

562
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,130
otherwise I'm sending both of you
back to the orphanage!

563
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,640
Yes, it's a sword, but it's
also a nail file and a mascara!

564
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,560
Magic is being very strange.

565
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,360
I'll put Tiger Prawns to bed.

566
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,160
See if you can find a pillow for him.

567
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,840
He's going to have a cracking head
in the morning.

568
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,970
And he'll deserve it!

569
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:09,240
It's been a very, very long day.

570
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,880
Oh...

571
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,880
I spent a serious amount
of my boyhood

572
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,600
trying to turn this into
a self-replenishing biscuit tin.

573
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,520
And now,
with magic on the rise again

574
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,920
I thought why not dust off the dream?

575
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,640
Rather foolish of me, I know.

576
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,480
Is there something on your mind,
Miss Dragonslayer?

577
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,440
How much of Hereford do you think
it'd be okay to destroy

578
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,600
in order to save one person?

579
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,400
That's a wonderful question.

580
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,680
It's one I've asked myself
many, many times.

581
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,960
I think I could allow someone to, erm,
destroy, say, a fifth of my kingdom

582
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,280
for someone they really loved.

583
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,560
But not the whole thing?

584
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,800
That'd be pushing it a little bit,
wouldn't it?

585
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,320
It's nearly midnight.

586
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,040
If we're gonna do a seeing spell,
we ought to go.

587
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:25,920
What?

588
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,280
The thing Zambini dropped
was a receipt.

589
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,960
We think we know where he was
the day that he disappeared.

590
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,400
You sure this is the right place?

591
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,840
This is the StuffCo branch
that was on the receipt.

592
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,040
But it's closed.

593
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,970
Oh! Oh, I can see that
with my own eyes!

594
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,490
Bloody stupid observation!

595
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,040
Anyway, that's what
a seeing spell is for.

596
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,560
Provided you're standing
in the right acre

597
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,800
the spell can show you
events from the past.

598
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,720
Sirius in the ascendancy, Tilly.

599
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,000
Focus, Moobin.

600
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,160
Zambini's“ final

601
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,170
before he disappeared.

602
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,970
Oh, there!

603
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,450
Oh, by Shandar, that was quick!

604
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,770
It's not him, Jennifer.

605
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,240
It's just a vision of
what once was.

606
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,040
- No, no, no!

607
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,530
Did the spell break?

608
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,520
No, it did not.

609
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,640
So where did he go?

610
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,200
He disappeared,
and right on this spot.

611
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,410
And he tried to run.

612
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,640
Trapped,
by persons of vast magical power.

613
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,880
In a bloody supermarket,
of all places.

614
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,520
Jennifer?

615
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,890
Go back to sleep.

616
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,760
But I need my luggage.

617
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,040
My first night here,
I couldn't sleep either.

618
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,160
Because I was used to you
and the others all snoring next to me

619
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,770
and it was too quiet here.

620
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,810
But I didn't want to complain,
so I just lay here awake.

621
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,480
And in the morning,
he saw I was tired

622
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,520
and I think he figured out why

623
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,320
"Jennifer...

624
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,120
if you're to live with three old farts

625
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,400
you ought to have something younger
to boss around...

626
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,120
And then one day, by the border stones,
he gave me the Quarkbeast.

627
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,120
And he let him sleep in my room

628
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,400
even though Lady Mawgon called it
a travesty of hygiene.

629
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,040
I think I'd always wondered
what it was like to have a mum or a dad.

630
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,920
But you don't like
to think about that.

631
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,610
But then it was in that first week

632
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,400
I was in the garden
with my new Quarkbeast

633
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,090
trying to make him sit

634
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,720
with Zambini standing there
laughing at me

635
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,520
and I suddenly realized...

636
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,560
Oh.. right.

637
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,560
So this is what it's like.

638
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,720
It's exactly this.

639
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,240
And I burst into tears

640
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,850
and he came over
and he picked me up

641
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,400
and he hugged me.

642
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,800
And I just knew that one day
when I'd be grown up

643
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,570
and free to leave,
I wouldn't want to leave him.

644
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,960
Not ever.

645
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,760
Do you understand?

646
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Just like I love my Polar bear?

647
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,330
Something like that.

648
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,680
Now go back to sleep.

649
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,800
Goodnight, candle.

650
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,120
Can I ask you...

651
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,280
Did you only bring me home
because my name was on that sword?

652
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,920
Am I just some part
of some plan of yours?

653
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,000
Because I thought...

654
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,520
I sort of hoped I might be...

655
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,810
I can't hear anything!

656
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,680
Please, I can't hear you!

657
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,280
Yes?

658
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,520
You did a rewiring job
for my client.

659
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,960
She's suing you
for 500 gold pieces.

660
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,360
Suing us?

661
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,200
Send the money
to the address in that envelope.

662
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,810
We already have nothing.
Now we'll have even less!

663
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,000
Oh, sorry. If I may?

664
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,760
Are you not together?
- Oh, no, no, no.

665
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800
No, far from it.

666
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,640
I'm your new Assistant,
Miss Strange.

667
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,720
Do I know you?

668
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,040
Yeah. Erm, we...

669
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,800
We were orphans together.

670
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,440
Gordon.

671
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,840
Um... G... G... Gordon.

672
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,960
I was bit older.
A bit shy...

673
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,250
Erm, I took the liberty of visiting
the site of the accident

674
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280
and I have questions.

675
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,720
Your client had a duty of care
to these wizards.

676
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,280
Did she take precautions
to shield them from distractions?

677
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,210
My client's home was destroyed...
- Hmm, I'll assume the answer is no.

678
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,650
Are you 18, Miss Strange?

679
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,050
No. You see, Miss Strange is
therefore not old enough

680
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,120
to legally sign a contract

681
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,480
invalidating any contract that your client
believes she has with this agency.

682
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,120
Consequently, I cite
the 1743 Act of Magical Licensing

683
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,090
indemnifying wizards
against casual magical damage.

684
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,960
Finally - this.

685
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,480
I'll give your client one clay to withdraw
suit, apologise, indemnify and recant

686
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,960
or I'll sue you!

687
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:55,720
Hmm!

688
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,800
Um... Your new Official Assistant?

689
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,800
Welcome aboard, Gordon!
- Ah!

690
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,470
Touche'. Well, I'll be
at the Dragon Station,

691
00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:09,240
just catching up on the paperwork.
Ciao.

692
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,480
I can't pay you.

693
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,170
Oh, I'll just take a cut
of the merchandising.

694
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,600
What in the name of Shandar
is "merchandising"?

695
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,160
Aha! It's happened! By Shandar!

696
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,200
What is it?!

697
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,170
I think it's a custard cream.

698
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,360
I just waggled me finger,
then this lot happened!

699
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:41,450
Moobin! I do not wish to go to my grave
decapitated by a ginger nut!

700
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,160
I can't stop it.
The magic's out of control.

701
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,440
Maybe if magic ends
it goes out with a bang.

702
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,330
Well, why aren't we all drinking tea,
for goodness' sake?!

703
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,330
Can the death of the dragon
make magic unstable?

704
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,480
Zambini'd know, wouldn't he?
- He would.

705
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,880
We need his notebooks.
We need to open his study.

706
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,490
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Nothing will open that door.

707
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,680
We've tried magic, and pliers.

708
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,450
I recently inherited a sword
that's extremely good at cutting things.

709
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,520
Oh!

710
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,120
No one's done the accounts
in about 300 years.

711
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,160
I'm having a great time.

712
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,000
Well... thank you, Gordon.
- Oh!

713
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,840
There you are!

714
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,560
Let's see how this handles a lock.

715
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,760
Gordon?

716
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,400
The Slayer must die!

717
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,720
We weren't properly introduced.

718
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,840
I'm Jennifer Strange
and this is Gordon.

719
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,450
The wizard Blacklock.

720
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:23,080
I've been chased by a mob,
threatened with royal execution

721
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,240
and now shot at with magical arrows.

722
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,360
I'm not exaggerating when I say
it's been a difficult few days.

723
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,000
So give me a compelling reason
not to chop your hands off.

724
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,760
You're going to kill the dragon.

725
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,680
The last dragon.
That is a terrible crime.

726
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,240
Put your hands out.

727
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,880
If you're gonna take my hands,
you'd better take my head as well.

728
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,760
I'd rather die than live
in a world without magic.

729
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,730
I've been trying my hardest
not to kill the dragon!

730
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,320
But even Maltcassion seems...

731
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,520
to want me to show up
with a sword this Sunday.

732
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,920
But... you're the Dragonslayer.

733
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,520
That's just my job title.
It's not my opinion.

734
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,800
My employer loved dragons.

735
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,050
He might have died for them.

736
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,360
So if anyone tries
to slay the dragon on Sunday

737
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,160
they're gonna have to get past me first.

738
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,920
You, young lady,
are completely wonderful.

739
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,520
I'm so sorry I tried to kill you.

740
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,720
You tried quite hard!

741
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,080
Well, I should have taken you out
for a coffee or something first.

742
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,080
Asked you a few questions.

743
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,360
But no. Stupid old Blacklock
goes charging in with his bow and arrow...

744
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,720
Apology accepted.
Oh!

745
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,040
Oh. isn't he lovely?

746
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,610
Hey!

747
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,400
Do you like that?
Do you?

748
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,440
What should I do?
I want to honour Shandar's Pact.

749
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,880
But...
- Remember, Shandar forged the Pact

750
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,160
not for justice but for gold.

751
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,920
He may have been a great wizard
but he was also a greedy man.

752
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,560
You can't say that about Shandar!

753
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,080
Before the Pact,
there were hundreds of dragons.

754
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,330
Now just one remains
and he never leaves his own lands.

755
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,840
Something is rotten there.

756
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,240
Be sure to camp out, the perfect spot

757
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,720
so tomorrow you can be in prime position
to claim some land!

758
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,320
Tomorrow is Slay Day!

759
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,920
Last chance to grab your
"Slay Day is my Pay Day" souvenirs

760
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,930
t-shirts, tankards and pencils!

761
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,480
Roll up for your t-shirts,
tankards and pencils.

762
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:51,730
I have t-shirts in large, extra large
and extra, extra, extra large...

763
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,760
not that you need it, madam.

764
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,920
Feel free to come
and touch my goods...

765
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,000
This bottle is human-made.

766
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,720
But this belongs to a dragon.

767
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,320
Jen! Ah, ah, ah!

768
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,000
The Slayerette!
- Not now!

769
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,480
I have to check something.
- Ah, ah, Dragonslayer!

770
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,320
Dragonslayer, ha-ha!

771
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:49,000
No, but... you are actually under arrest
for failing to pay council tax.

772
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,130
Babes, I know!

773
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,400
But the royal accountants say that the rates
on this building have never been paid

774
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,170
and as the Official Slayer,
you are on the line for that debt.

775
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,960
You owe 2,000 gold pieces.

776
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,000
Let me go!
- Babes, babes. Come on.

777
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,850
You get this isn't me, right?

778
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,280
I'm more of a fizzy wine
and sunsets kinda guy.

779
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,760
These guys are going to torture you
and I hate that.

780
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,920
Just make me your Official Assistant
and all this goes away.

781
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,320
Excuse me? Sir Grifflon?
Erm... We do have the money.

782
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,770
We just need to collect it.

783
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,120
Erm... Sword handling is a perk
of being the Official Assistant.

784
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,480
- I'm told it's a coveted role.
- Yes.

785
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,360
Right.

786
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:52,000
Thank you, Gordon.
Let's get our... very many gold pieces.

787
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,680
You won't find fresher in StuffCo!

788
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,880
Sir Grifflon!
Oh my God, we love you so much!

789
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,880
Whoa!
- Thank you! Thank you!

790
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,680
Oi, Slayer.
Trying to not kill that dragon?

791
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Ain't right.

792
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,280
You sorting her out, Sir G?
- Oh, everything's peachy, ladies.

793
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,640
Alright, look,
into the Wonderbarn, please.

794
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,120
Ah... fans!

795
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,400
I love them.

796
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,800
They're all real people to me,
you know?

797
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,840
Get lost!

798
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,560
The girl did have a point, though.

799
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:33,120
You are, you are a born Dragonslayer,
Jennifer, not a dragon-hugger. Ha-ha!

800
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,890
Why not drop this ridiculous Charade

801
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,360
about having 2,000 gold pieces

802
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,240
ditch the geek and slay the dragon

803
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,360
with a proper, hotter Assistant, like me.

804
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,210
Or not! That's also fine.

805
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,810
Dragon chili chutney!

806
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,560
Oh, they're expecting us!

807
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,880
And fresh in today

808
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:58,560
our new range of Jennifer Strange
Dragonslayer merchandise.

809
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,720
Exlusive to StuffCo...
Why is my face...?

810
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,000
Trust me on this.
I'll explain later.

811
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,880
Oh, Mrs President, hello!

812
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,920
Hello, Gordon.

813
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,080
Here at StuffCo,
we are big fans, Jennifer.

814
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:17,490
There's just so most exciting brand synergy
with you and Fizzipop.

815
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,330
I mean, I ask you,
what drink could cool you down

816
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,360
after a dragon had blown fire
into your face?

817
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,090
Um, Fizzipop?

818
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,480
Exactly! In a can
or in a takeaway tankard!

819
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,160
Pop this t-shirt on.

820
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,760
No, no, no. She's fine, she's fine.
- Get off!

821
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,400
If you have a better way
to raise 2,000 gold, then speak up.

822
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,560
Merchant! Where is the King's gold?

823
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,690
Er - bring the knight his money!

824
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,360
Money! Money!

825
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,520
We have some incredible -
yes, incredible - things

826
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,320
for you here at StuffCo today.

827
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,640
One for two
on all Dragonslayer fizzy pop...

828
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,480
Yes, that's one for two...

829
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,480
I trust everything is
to your satisfaction, Sir G?

830
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:14,050
Jennifer, we need
worldwide rights for a year

831
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,320
two guest appearances
at Fizzipop events

832
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,520
and the t-shirt does need to stay on
until the end of Slay Day.

833
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Agreed?

834
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,080
Always a pleasure, Gordon.

835
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,240
Now, time to do some filming!

836
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,490
Tim, you ready?
I'd like you to start from here.

837
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,320
The image we're looking for, Jennifer

838
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:45,040
is you sheltering from the flames
behind your shield

839
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:48,840
enjoying a nice cool can
of hawthorn-flavoured Fizzipop.

840
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,960
I'm being attacked by a dragon,
but I'm pausing to enjoy a soft drink?

841
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,960
Yeah, not "enjoying"
so much as "relishing".

842
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,650
Oh, relishing is very good.

843
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,080
Really savour those bubbles,
Miss Strange.

844
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,240
And the line, Miss Strange,
is written on the inside of your shield.

845
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:13,360
Slaying a dragon?
First I'll drain my flagon.

846
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,600
A flagon of Fizzipop!

847
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,040
Sold! Somebody get me a can!

848
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,640
Sorry, was...
was just tying off the paperwork.

849
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,880
Hey, on the upside, you're not being
tortured in King Snodd's jail.

850
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,960
You seemed friendly
with the StuffCo lady.

851
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,320
Before I took this job with you,
I was an indentured orphan there.

852
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,410
Oh no, it's no biggie.

853
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,010
No, it feels like
half the kingdom works with them.

854
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,880
Look, the StuffCo President's
a good woman.

855
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,560
She looked after me

856
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,880
when she could have just treated me
like any other orphan.

857
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,850
It might sound... slushy to say it

858
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,400
but she was like a mother to me.

859
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,080
We're lucky, you know.

860
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,480
To have been indentured servants
for people who were kind to us.

861
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,360
Zambini treated me like...

862
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,290
Well...
- on.

863
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,440
He loved you.

864
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,000
Tomorrow I'm going to fail him.
- No, you won't.

865
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,320
I've tried to find him.
I've tried everything.

866
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,160
Something about this situation is off,
I can feel it in my gut

867
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,090
but I can't see what to do,
I can't see what the right thing...

868
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,120
Jennifer!

869
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,920
Jennifer..

870
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,240
Tomorrow, just stay away
from the Dragonlands.

871
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,240
If your instinct is not to kill the dragon,
then go with that.

872
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,560
If you think that'd make Zambini proud,
then ignore the pressure.

873
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,760
Refuse to go.
They can't make you.

874
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,280
I believe in you.

875
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,490
Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.

876
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,360
I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have...
- I'd better go home.

877
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,000
Say my goodbyes
before the King cuts my head off.

878
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,080
Yeah.

879
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,850
Well, look, I'll be at Dragonslayer HQ
if you need me.

880
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,370
Just fending off bad guys.

881
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:08,920
Thanks.

882
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,200
I mean...

883
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,250
Just thanks.
- Oh!

884
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,160
Erm, yeah, I...

885
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,320
What the hell is this?

886
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,290
I don't want money!

887
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,730
I want a bigger kingdom

888
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,520
and for that,
I'll need a dead dragon!

889
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,320
I know, it was a serious surprise
when they paid up.

890
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,000
None of us saw that one boomeranging back
in our faces, did we'?

891
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,840
Stocks.
- Socks!

892
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,160
The King requires socks!

893
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,680
Bring him the most comfortable socks
ever knitted!

894
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,080
Stocks!
- What?

895
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,690
For you, Sir Grifflon!

896
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,600
I'm gonna throw coins in your face
until I feel better!

897
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,400
Sire! I do actually have - get off!

898
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,050
I do actually have a Plan D

899
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,120
if you just let me lay it out...

900
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,240
Right in the face!
- Hmm!

901
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,160
He was fixing this.

902
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,440
What is it?

903
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,760
Something he made for my birthday.

904
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,360
I found something Zambini never had -

905
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,360
a piece of a real dragon.

906
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,240
Tiger, the Dragonlands
aren't just closed to humans.

907
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,680
The dragons can't leave.

908
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,520
It's their prison.

909
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,920
But if the dragons can't violate the Pact

910
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,960
what's the point in having
a Dragonslayer to oversee it?

911
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,440
Why would the dragons
help Shandar build their own prison?

912
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,450
We're missing something

913
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,370
something Shandar must have known
about the dragons...

914
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,400
a secret.

915
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,280
I thought there'd be something in here.

916
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,200
Something that would save him.

917
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,240
It's Slay Day, everybody!

918
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,320
We're counting down until midday

919
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:27,000
at which time the prophecy says
Jennifer Strange

920
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,240
the Official Fizzipop Dragonslayer

921
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,200
will finally get her slay going on!

922
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,400
Who's going to grab that dragon treasure?

923
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560
Who's going to claim some land?

924
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,080
Magic's gone insane.

925
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,320
I think the world's ending.

926
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,120
Can I get you some tea?

927
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:21,850
Oh, great.

928
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,960
It's Slay Day.

929
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:29,440
Either the crowd will lynch me
or the King will arrest me.

930
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,920
If they put you in the dungeons
can I repaint your room?

931
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,720
I'd like to paint it sunflower yellow.

932
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,530
Oh my Gods. Tiger! Stay still!
- Huh?

933
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,280
Shandar's company is StuffCo.

934
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,410
You mean, the people
who are sponsoring you?

935
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,680
The company that Gordon
was an indentured orphan at.

936
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,810
The company that Zambini visited
the day he disappeared.

937
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,800
Oh gods!

938
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:40,160
Gordon?

939
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:44,600
Gordon, are you in here?

940
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,450
Gordon, we need to discuss
your connection to StuffCo.

941
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,080
Can you come out here, please?

942
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,880
Babes.

943
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,960
Last chance at a deal, curly-fries.

944
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,760
We will offer the entire kingdom resources
at your disposal

945
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,280
to find and bring back your old employer,
the Great Zambini.

946
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,770
Magic. Money. Soldiers.

947
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,120
The King's own Seer, Me.

948
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:18,650
All of us at your disposal
until he is safely back home.

949
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,960
I want to say yes.

950
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Great decision!

951
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,800
She didn't say yes, though.
So pay attention.

952
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,680
I'd do anything to see him again.

953
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,240
But he would never agree
to a deal.

954
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,650
So I can't.

955
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,570
I see.

956
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,520
I'm sorry.

957
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,400
Yes. Me too.

958
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:55,640
Ah ha-ha-ha!

959
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,410
You won't kill me. You need me.

960
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,250
No, no, no, we actually...
we thought we needed you.

961
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:08,120
But the literature states that the Sword
must be handed to the next in line.

962
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,280
You don't need to be alive
for that part, do you?

963
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,240
Arm comes off
while you're still holding the sword

964
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,400
I remove the sword
from your severed hand

965
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,880
handing-over is thusly
technically completed.

966
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:17,800
Ta-da!

967
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,760
You're crazy.
- I don't think so.

968
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,720
You'll burn to pieces.

969
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,000
That is a risk I'm willing to take,
given the situation.

970
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,760
I've a lot at stake here.

971
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,280
It's actually been very stressful.

972
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,090
Oi, you, here!
Leave my sword!

973
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,960
Tiger!
- Jennifer!

974
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:35,960
Jennifer!

975
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,040
Your little friend is headed off
to the Troll Wars.

976
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,280
And you could have had it all.

977
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,200
Get in there...

978
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,000
Shut up and fight!

979
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,280
Stop running away then!

980
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,400
Jennifer!

981
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,450
You're gonna regret this, boy.

982
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,120
Jennifer!

983
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,360
This is a big day for me.

984
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,560
I finally get to kill a girl!

985
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,720
Then I'll become the Slayer,
kill the dragon

986
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,520
take his treasure,
knock King Snodd off his throne

987
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,880
and then boom,
back in time for supper.

988
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,650
A King's Supper!

989
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,800
Great, getting in the car.

990
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,120
This is your big plan, is it?
Sitting in the car?

991
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,440
No. This is my plan.

992
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,400
Go! Get her!

993
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,240
Jennifer!

994
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,760
Hush. Hush. Hush.
- No, you have to listen to me -

995
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,240
No, no, no, you listen to me.

996
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,160
Just stand perfectly still
and don't say a word.

997
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,120
You there, crone! Where is the girl?

998
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,000
Oh, sir, I seen her go past the house
about two minutes ago.

999
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,240
Heading for the Dragonlands.

1000
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,880
You are lucky I don't gut you
just for knowing her.

1001
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,520
Make for the Dragonlands.

1002
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,880
You can breathe again now.

1003
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,800
How did you do that?

1004
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,720
A glamour.

1005
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,720
They didn't even see your car.

1006
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,440
Which has ruined my petunias.

1007
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,450
Moobin's at the boundary stones.

1008
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,480
He thinks the world may end at noon

1009
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,920
so I've come back
for the last of the gin.

1010
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,360
Are all here,
hoping to claim free real estate.

1011
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:31,680
The question on everyone's minds is...
Where is our Dragonslayer?

1012
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,040
With one hour to go,
the mood here is anxious

1013
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,240
as almost the whole kingdom
has accumulated

1014
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,930
at the Dragonlands border.

1015
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,130
If I don't slay it...

1016
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,920
They'll kill us.

1017
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,440
They took Tiger.

1018
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,280
But if I do kill the dragon,
then magic might end forever and...

1019
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,640
I don't know what to do!

1020
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,840
Oh...

1021
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,290
There, there.

1022
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,960
Oh, hell's teeth...

1023
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,240
You're afraid of letting him down,
aren't you?

1024
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,640
Somehow he might come back
and think the worse of you.

1025
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,000
I'm doing everything wrong.

1026
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:33,960
I know he only gave me a home
because I'm the last Dragonslayer.

1027
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,600
Did you know?

1028
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,840
Let me show you the note he wrote.

1029
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,530
It didn't say anything.

1030
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,760
Ah, it did and it didn't.

1031
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,320
Zambini is a very clever man

1032
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,640
and he wrote
the most important words first.

1033
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:57,680
You see, he didn't write
"do this" or "try that".

1034
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:01,360
He wrote "My darling Jennifer".

1035
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:06,050
Because he wanted you know
that he was thinking of you

1036
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,450
and that he loves you

1037
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:12,120
and that was the most important message
he could send.

1038
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,450
Never mind all the original plans.

1039
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,480
He loved you.

1040
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,280
Didn't have to.

1041
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,360
Plenty wouldn't.

1042
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:24,840
But he did.

1043
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,480
You really have to believe me.

1044
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,530
Jennifer..

1045
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,280
Do what you think is right.

1046
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,760
So Gordon,
tell us why you're here today.

1047
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,160
Er, my boss Jennifer is a coward

1048
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,400
so it falls to me, the Slayer's
Official Assistant, to kill the dragon.

1049
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:45,170
Oh, erm, big shout-out
to my employers at StuffCo

1050
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,440
from their new President
of Marketing and Spying.

1051
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,240
Love you, guys!

1052
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,090
Gordon! Gordon! Gordon!

1053
01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,850
I have to stop him.

1054
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,280
What about Tiger?

1055
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,360
Leave Tiger to me.
He's my property.

1056
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,970
And nobody steals from a lady wizard

1057
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,280
when she's on
the best bloody form of her life.

1058
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,920
Ah ha-ha!

1059
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,640
Reload!

1060
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:56,160
Fire!

1061
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,280
Fire!

1062
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,240
Fire!

1063
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,600
Blacklock!

1064
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,880
Hold tight.

1065
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:11,880
Oh...

1066
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,240
Bolt!

1067
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,410
Oh ho-ho!

1068
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,360
Like shooting a duck in a barrel. Eh?

1069
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:29,360
Oh, it must be great to work for me.

1070
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,960
Come on, we need to...

1071
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,480
Wait here. I'll find help.

1072
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,680
Save magic.

1073
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:04,090
Save the dragon.

1074
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,920
It's the Slayer!

1075
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,880
Jennifer!

1076
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,490
So long, girlfriend.

1077
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,090
On, Jennifer!

1078
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,200
Gordon... I'm coming for you.

1079
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:21,920
Ever seen a troll eat, boy?
They eats bones like cows eats grass.

1080
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:26,680
At least they can't possibly smell
as bad as you two do.

1081
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:31,760
I'll have a word with the squadron.
Send you to the front line.

1082
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:32,840
Stop!

1083
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,800
You have my property in that wagon.

1084
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,890
I want it back now,
this very bloody minute.

1085
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,210
Unlock that cage
or face the consequences.

1086
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:45,240
Out of my way, old lady.

1087
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,920
I am not old!

1088
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,480
Thank you, Lady Mawgon.

1089
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:20,280
Rang for my tea this morning,
nobody came! So here I am.

1090
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,400
What happened to Jennifer?

1091
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,760
Gordon...

1092
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:30,640
Jennifer?

1093
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,690
Shh!

1094
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:39,520
Jennifer, you're running out of rocks
to hide behind.

1095
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,200
The day Zambini disappeared.

1096
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,080
Who did he meet from StuffCo?

1097
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,090
Well, the President herself.

1098
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:49,400
The woman you met
at the Fizzipop sponsorship.

1099
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:52,800
Why would Shandar's own company
try to get rid of a wizard?

1100
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:57,080
Dear old Zambini, far too interested
in dragons and their secrets

1101
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,880
he came perilously close
to guessing how to save them.

1102
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,360
But anyway, magic is ending!

1103
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:04,120
Money is where the game is now.

1104
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:05,280
Selling things to people.

1105
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,400
And I'm quite the salesman, aren't I'?

1106
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:11,520
"Oh Jennifer, I too was an orphan
with a kindly employer..."

1107
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:16,080
StuffCo's gold just bought me
a villa with a sea view.

1108
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,120
Gold also buys
copper-plated explodi-tips.

1109
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,160
Perfect for killing magical creatures.

1110
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:27,920
Also effective on teenage girls.

1111
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,920
When I run, you run.

1112
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:51,120
And if I fall over,
you keep going.

1113
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,000
No!

1114
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:15,600
Leave him alone!

1115
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,530
Time for you to die, Miss Strange.

1116
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:21,570
I'm on a tight schedule here.

1117
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,120
Before you die,
I ought to thank you.

1118
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,840
The day you made me your Apprentice

1119
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,960
you gave me the keys
to the entire Dragonlands.

1120
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:32,600
'Cause if you weren't my Assistant,
you couldn't be here.

1121
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:33,920
Touche'.

1122
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:34,960
Gordon.

1123
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,810
You're not my Assistant any more.

1124
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,000
You're fired. Officially.

1125
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,240
What?

1126
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,400
No!

1127
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:31,050
Magic is going bonkers
at the boundary stones today

1128
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,280
with purple flashes of light
whizzing out of the Dragonlands.

1129
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:37,360
Purple being the colour
that's in vogue this season.

1130
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,840
The magic's out of control.

1131
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,920
What happens if the dragon lives?

1132
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,240
I believe the prognosis is troubling.

1133
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,800
Erm... the end of Hereford... and...

1134
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,280
Erm...

1135
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:19,720
I order this to stop?

1136
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,640
The hour has arrived!

1137
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,930
You haven't violated the Dragon Pact.

1138
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:06,200
In fact, you can't leave
the Dragonlands, can you?

1139
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,560
Slay or be slain.

1140
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,640
It's your destiny as the Dragonslayer!

1141
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,040
The Dragon Pact is a lie
and you know it.

1142
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:15,490
You're a prisoner here!

1143
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:18,880
Die then!

1144
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,400
Do you want to die?

1145
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,920
I want to live.

1146
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,920
But there are rules.

1147
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,960
You must fulfill your destiny
or the world ends.

1148
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:37,720
Magic has become too unstable.

1149
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:42,250
Look at them.

1150
01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:46,480
All waiting for you to die
just so they can get rich.

1151
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,690
Are they worth saving?

1152
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,360
No.

1153
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:52,840
Is that what Zambini would say?

1154
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,760
If I slay you, and magic ends

1155
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,080
I'll never see him again.

1156
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:13,600
That is the nature of great sacrifice.

1157
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:16,320
To give up your dearest desire

1158
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:19,360
for the sake of people
to whom you owe very little.

1159
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:26,560
There. Your human property
has been damaged.

1160
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,520
The Pact is violated.

1161
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:31,520
Now play your part.

1162
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,760
I can't not see him again.

1163
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:38,760
It is time.

1164
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:43,880
Fight, or see your world destroyed.

1165
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:52,330
I'm sorry.

1166
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,440
Oh, Jennifer.

1167
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:42,720
Wage!

1168
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:49,200
I'm gonna be rich!

1169
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,480
- I thought she killed it!
- I thought it was dead!

1170
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,080
There's a Pact, ain't there?
- Yeah!

1171
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,360
So they can't hurt us!
- No!

1172
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:26,000
Move!

1173
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:35,280
Yar! Like shooting penguins
in an ice rink, that was!

1174
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,170
Reload. Reload!

1175
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:27,330
We will find her, won't we?

1176
01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:28,720
Yes, of course we will!

1177
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,960
Don't ask such ridiculous questions.

1178
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,720
I'm so sorry.

1179
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:06,720
Whatever for?

1180
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,200
I failed him.

1181
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,120
I killed the dragon.

1182
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:17,320
Jennifer. There are young dragons
flying above the sky in Herefordshire.

1183
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,640
Not only alive, but free.

1184
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,210
I don't understand.

1185
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:31,000
Whatever you did,
it was well done.

1186
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,200
Yes. One is almost proud of you.

1187
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,240
Maggie's on the up-and-up as well.

1188
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:41,440
And where there's magic there's always
hope of bringing Zambini back.

1189
01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,250
You done well, little one.
You done well.

1190
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,760
I didn't bring him back, though, did I?

1191
01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:52,800
And between us and him
is the greatest wizard of all time

1192
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,000
in league with
the most-powerful supermarket.

1193
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:57,600
I don't feel hopeful.

1194
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,600
I'm sorry.

1195
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,240
Excuse me.

1196
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:08,120
Where's the Quarkbeast?

1197
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,480
Best give her some space.

1198
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,560
Ooh, tea.
- Oh yes.

1199
01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,480
Three lumps, please.

1200
01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:01,450
I'll give you one.

1201
01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:03,280
Sugar's not good
for the pancreas.

1202
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,760
It's not me doing that.

1203
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,040
That's interesting.

1204
01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:54,040
Ow!

1205
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:06,760
My darling Jennifer.

1206
01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:19,530
There are dragons again.

1207
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:22,280
I know.

1208
01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:25,920
I owe them my thanks
for seeing you again now.

1209
01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:29,000
Quite remarkable.

1210
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:30,720
I know!

1211
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,080
Come and look at them.
- No, no, no. I mean you, Jennifer.

1212
01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:36,240
You see, the night we met

1213
01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:39,120
I only really came
to seek out the last Dragonslayer.

1214
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:42,680
But soon I found that,
quite by accident

1215
01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:44,880
I had instead brought home
a daughter.

1216
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:49,090
And you really are
quite remarkable, Jennifer.

1217
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,400
I'm so very, very, very proud of you.

1218
01:37:57,880 --> 01:38:00,530
I think dragons are reborn
by being slain in combat.

1219
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:05,160
Shandar's border stones
kept soldiers away from them

1220
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,400
so they started dying
from old age instead.

1221
01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:08,850
That's an interesting theory.

1222
01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:11,440
I think that's why Maltcassion wanted me
to fight him. I think...

1223
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:15,690
How long do we have?

1224
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:23,600
I'll find a way to bring you home.
- No, you mustn't.

1225
01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:26,480
These are dangerous
and powerful people, Jennifer

1226
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,570
and I would rather be lost forever
than ever see you come to any harm.

1227
01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:31,250
Now will you promise me?

1228
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:33,760
No.

1229
01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:18,440
Ahem...

1230
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:19,840
Yes?

1231
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:24,600
Mr Grieves would like to discuss
17 new Wonderbarn openings with you.

1232
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,640
Let's give him 10 minutes after lunch.

1233
01:39:27,440 --> 01:39:31,650
And a Miss Jennifer Strange
has requested a meeting with you?

1234
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:37,280
Yes, erm, I think not.

1235
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:45,160
There's a note.

1236
01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:47,200
What does it say?

1237
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,240
It says...

1238
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:53,480
I insist.