[SEYMOUR]
How, tell me how
While their player base climbs to impossible numbers
The gameplay’s enough to put me into slumber
Yet Justin and Daigo still play this schlock day after day

How, tell me how
With momentum and pressure you win every tourney
But I call it quits, I can’t put up with this for another day
How- for the fame? How- for the views?
How- just for fun?... Yet they do.

[ORIN]
Don't be fooled if they should gather
‘Round Street Fighter V, because
It's eSports cash, it's got them hooked
But just keep in mind, after all these poor
Sales, our goose is cooked
Though we paid off so much money
To Jebailey it’s not funny
Every single facet of this
Game is shit- Yet we’re doing this again with Infinite!

[SEYMOUR]
What we have here is a train wreck in slow motion
Even with all these new characters,
This trash heap can’t be saved
True, Menat is very pretty,
But that doesn’t salvage shitty
Fighting games like this because there’s always more!
What we have here is a burning dumpster fire
Will they cut the life support, or will they pump in even more?
Constant rushdown is a bore, guessing tick throws is a chore
Man, I really miss Ultra Street Fighter IV...

[ORIN]
Don't be rused if commentators
Pop off at ev’ry comeback
It's eSports cash, it pays the bills
But to be completely honest
These “hype moments” are fake thrills
Even top players at EVO
Get two oh’d by utter zeroes
It’s rather difficult to use your mind!
Is it fun or agitating?
Either way, it’s indicating...
They’re not satisfied! They’ll leave us be...

[SEYMOUR]
...hind.