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  1. Stupid For Link {Stupid with Love - Mean Girls}
  2.  
  3. Original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE0SvKqw5Pc
  4. Instrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QdT80kSok8
  5.  
  6. [ZELDA]
  7. When I was five, I fell in love
  8. It didn't last
  9. He rode from me
  10. Literally rode from me
  11. And being Hylian, he rode fast
  12.  
  13. When I was ten, in love again
  14. This knight page guy
  15. I snuck for hours
  16. To pick swift violet flowers
  17. Which he then ate
  18. Which made me cry
  19.  
  20. By thirteen I gave up trying
  21. I decided I would research forgotten science
  22. 'Cause science is real
  23. I realized how Medoh fly
  24. Because treating a Divine Beast like an appliance
  25. Would never make feel
  26. So stupid for Link
  27.  
  28. Like I couldn't learn him
  29. I couldn't get him, somehow
  30. Smart for science but stupid for Link
  31. I couldn't learn him
  32. I couldn't learn him
  33. Till now
  34.  
  35. [LINK, spoken]
  36. Hya hya hya hya?
  37.  
  38. [ZELDA, spoken]
  39. I would love to.
  40.  
  41. (sung)
  42. So thank you, science, for being there
  43. To make me think
  44. And thank you, science
  45. 'Cause now you've brought me
  46. This cute Link!
  47.  
  48. [LINK, spoken]
  49. Hya hya?
  50.  
  51. [ZELDA, spoken]
  52. Beasts!
  53.  
  54. (sung)
  55. He's like someone from myths past
  56. He's like that guy who stabbed the Master Sword in Ganon
  57. His shouts, his outfits
  58.  
  59. And he can parry laser blasts
  60. With perfect dodge and chiseled abs that I could plan on
  61. Courage, power, fishing trout
  62.  
  63. And I'm
  64. Stupid for Link
  65. I wanna learn him
  66. I wanna learn him, but how?
  67. Smart for science but stupid for Link
  68. I wanna learn him
  69. I didn't learn him
  70. Till now
  71.  
  72. [ZELDA & LINK, spoken]
  73. Silent princesses imbue with stealth.
  74. [LINK's part is merely "hya hya" in time etc.]
  75.  
  76. [LINK]
  77. Hya!
  78.  
  79. [ZELDA]
  80. I may fire-chu combust
  81. I am filled with Stone Ta-lust
  82. Does this guy cook food? He must!
  83. Slay monsters for a drink
  84.  
  85. I am panting like a dog
  86. Let me just record this log
  87. I must feed him every frog!
  88.  
  89. 'Cause now there's Link
  90. My brain is shrinking
  91.  
  92. Stupid for Link
  93. But I can learn him
  94. Watch me tame him like a horse
  95. Researched science so I'll research Link
  96.  
  97. I'm gonna learn him!
  98. So I can earn him!
  99. By force
  100.  
  101. Of course
  102. Try force!
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