Stupid For Link {Stupid with Love - Mean Girls}

Original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE0SvKqw5Pc
Instrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QdT80kSok8

[ZELDA]
When I was five, I fell in love
It didn't last
He rode from me
Literally rode from me
And being Hylian, he rode fast

When I was ten, in love again
This knight page guy
I snuck for hours
To pick swift violet flowers
Which he then ate
Which made me cry

By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would research forgotten science
'Cause science is real
I realized how Medoh fly
Because treating a Divine Beast like an appliance
Would never make feel
So stupid for Link

Like I couldn't learn him
I couldn't get him, somehow
Smart for science but stupid for Link
I couldn't learn him
I couldn't learn him
Till now

[LINK, spoken]
Hya hya hya hya?

[ZELDA, spoken]
I would love to.

(sung)
So thank you, science, for being there
To make me think
And thank you, science
'Cause now you've brought me
This cute Link!

[LINK, spoken]
Hya hya?

[ZELDA, spoken]
Beasts!

(sung)
He's like someone from myths past
He's like that guy who stabbed the Master Sword in Ganon
His shouts, his outfits

And he can parry laser blasts
With perfect dodge and chiseled abs that I could plan on
Courage, power, fishing trout

And I'm
Stupid for Link
I wanna learn him
I wanna learn him, but how?
Smart for science but stupid for Link
I wanna learn him
I didn't learn him
Till now

[ZELDA & LINK, spoken]
Silent princesses imbue with stealth.
[LINK's part is merely "hya hya" in time etc.]

[LINK]
Hya!

[ZELDA]
I may fire-chu combust
I am filled with Stone Ta-lust
Does this guy cook food? He must!
Slay monsters for a drink

I am panting like a dog
Let me just record this log
I must feed him every frog!

'Cause now there's Link
My brain is shrinking

Stupid for Link
But I can learn him
Watch me tame him like a horse
Researched science so I'll research Link

I'm gonna learn him!
So I can earn him!
By force

Of course
Try force!