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Alice Logs Part 2

Dec 9th, 2013
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  1. You were promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
  2. [10:02pm] Balthazaar joined the chat room.
  3. [10:02pm] Balthazaar was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
  4. [10:02pm] GraemeCracker: Hank arrives, gear haphazardly grasped in his arms.
  5. [10:02pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe arrives in the sub bay, her hair tied up and her face obscured by a mask.
  6. [10:02pm] ShotgunFiend: Don't tell me how to live my life! Zay arrives, gear all on.
  7. [10:02pm] Roget: Ralph arrives! He has his vest on, and looks ready for action.
  8. [10:02pm] Positronium joined the chat room.
  9. [10:03pm] Strife26: Rick was there first. He's waiting for either a briefing or his egg to freak out.
  10. [10:03pm] Balthazaar: Mark enters the sub bay, looking his usual casual self, but with a pack on his back
  11. [10:03pm] Proto_Lost: Simon arrives at the bay, in his gear and usual foul mood.
  12. [10:03pm] Echo joined the chat room.
  13. [10:03pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay heads over to Hank. "Need a hand?"
  14. [10:03pm] Positronium: Everett walks into the bay after a minute.
  15. [10:04pm] Roget: "Oh man, is that who I think it is?" Ralph looks to Everett
  16. [10:04pm] GraemeCracker: He drops his medkit in Zay's hands. "Hold on to this for a moment if you wouldn't mind."
  17. [10:04pm] Positronium: He smiles a little. "Probably."
  18. [10:05pm] Alivi: A scientist is there looking at a clipboard, "Hey…. so do any of you know about…this?" They hold up an invitation. With the word Alice on it.
  19. [10:05pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay holds it while Hank does his thing.
  20. [10:05pm] Strife26: Rick goes through his process of belting his equipment belt on the outside of his jacket.
  21. [10:05pm] Proto_Lost: "Right, where's the labcoat that tells us what we're supposed to- Oh there he is."
  22. [10:05pm] Roget: "Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" Ralph gives the biggest high five. "I haven't seen you in forever, man! How's it been going?"
  23. [10:05pm] Strife26: Rick strides forward and takes the invitation to look at it.
  24. [10:05pm] PrimeNumber joined the chat room.
  25. [10:05pm] GraemeCracker: Hank gets his shit together. He nods in appreciation to Zay as he takes back his medkit.
  26. [10:05pm] Strife26: "Oh, this seems fun. Where'd we get it?"
  27. [10:06pm] Positronium: He returns it with gusto. "Pretty well. You?"
  28. [10:06pm] Balthazaar: "Ah, fuck..."
  29. [10:06pm] Alivi: "It washed up." They frown.
  30. [10:06pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay nods back and turns to the labcoat. "It say anything besides 'Alice'?"
  31. [10:06pm] Proto_Lost: Simon eyes the invitation. "Shit, if we were going to a party, I should've brought out my funeral gear."
  32. [10:06pm] Alivi: They hand it to Rick
  33. [10:06pm] Alivi: "Inside only is written- Only one of you will remain when I am done- Jabberwocky."
  34. [10:06pm] Tehpillowstar: "Alice?"
  35. [10:06pm] GraemeCracker: "Maybe it's Alice's."
  36. [10:06pm] Roget: "Good, good! I- actually, let's save this for after the mission. Gotta be focused and all."
  37. [10:06pm] Strife26: Rick turns the invitation over, examining it closely for any hidden secrets
  38. [10:06pm] Positronium: " /That/ Alice?"
  39. [10:06pm] Tehpillowstar: "Isn't Alice Jason's wife?"
  40. [10:06pm] Strife26: "Oh cool, the Jabberywocky too?"
  41. [10:06pm] Pihoqahiak left the chat room. (NickServ (GHOST command used by PrimeNumber))
  42. [10:06pm] Alivi: It seems rather plain Rick
  43. [10:07pm] Strife26: "Straight up going to take its head off via tomahawk."
  44. [10:07pm] PrimeNumber is now known as Pihoqahiak.
  45. [10:07pm] Proto_Lost: "Jabberwocky...wonderful. Do we at least get some kind of vorpal gun?"
  46. [10:07pm] Strife26: "Just like old times, eh Mark?"
  47. [10:07pm] Alivi: "Anyways get in the sub, ya?"
  48. [10:07pm] Alivi: "And not that I know of."
  49. [10:07pm] Balthazaar: "Fucking wonderland."
  50. [10:07pm] Alivi: "Go on, get going."
  51. [10:07pm] Strife26: "I was wondering why Elif was carrying a sword."
  52. [10:07pm] Alivi: The labcoat rushes him towards the sub.
  53. [10:07pm] Strife26: "Can I requisition a pack of cards and a top hat at least?"
  54. [10:08pm] Strife26: Rick climbs into the sub
  55. [10:08pm] ShotgunFiend: "Wait, this is all the briefing we get? Y- nevermind. Just. Yep. Getting in the sub."
  56. [10:08pm] Balthazaar: Mark goes and gets in the sub
  57. [10:08pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay gets in the sub.
  58. [10:08pm] Positronium: Everett climbs into the sub!
  59. [10:08pm] Alivi: The scientist watches them enter the sub, rather intently.
  60. [10:08pm] Proto_Lost: Simon gets in the sub, still frowning.
  61. [10:08pm] Roget: Ralph enters the sub zone
  62. [10:08pm] GraemeCracker: Hank wanders into the sub, sighing. "Please don't tell me we're going to run into any cheshire cats."
  63. [10:08pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe climbs into the sub.
  64. [10:08pm] Strife26: "Most likely. Hopefully I can get Johnny Depp's signature."
  65. [10:09pm] Balthazaar: "I always get this sinking feeling when we get in the sub..."
  66. [10:09pm] Positronium: "Hm. The last time I did this, we had drysuits and SCUBA gear."
  67. [10:09pm] Strife26: "Last time we did this I confiscated a few thousand dollars."
  68. [10:09pm] Strife26: "Great times."
  69. [10:09pm] Strife26: "We should start confiscating every wallet we come across."
  70. [10:09pm] ShotgunFiend: "No shit?" Zay buckles in.
  71. [10:10pm] Strife26: "Hell yeah."
  72. [10:10pm] Proto_Lost: "That sounds like a haul." He says, strapping himself in.
  73. [10:10pm] ShotgunFiend: "And you didn't share..." Mock disappointment.
  74. [10:10pm] Strife26: "Of course not, there's actually procedures to follow for stuff like that, doncha know."
  75. [10:10pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe buckles in.
  76. [10:10pm] ShotgunFiend: "Yup."
  77. [10:11pm] GraemeCracker: "For confiscating money?"
  78. [10:11pm] Proto_Lost: He snorts. "Procedures, like what, taking the money out of the wallet and sticking it into yours?"
  79. [10:11pm] Strife26: ~Straight into my personal slush fund~ Rick thinks to himself, somewhat guiltily. Sharing kinda got forgotten with getting Coinspinner/
  80. [10:11pm] Strife26: "Nah, whole long process for comparing Pool money to real money, actually"
  81. [10:11pm] Strife26: "I mean, what if the alternate world secured their cash with anthrax or something?"
  82. [10:12pm] Proto_Lost: "You realize that that would imply us carrying anthrax back with us already, right?"
  83. [10:12pm] Alivi: As they get in the sub descends
  84. [10:12pm] Strife26: "Ayup. You up on your shots old man?"
  85. [10:13pm] Tehpillowstar: "Ugh, peanut butter shots."
  86. [10:13pm] Roget: Ralph idly looks out the window
  87. [10:13pm] Proto_Lost: "Yeah, I'd rather get shot than die on a bed."
  88. [10:13pm] Strife26: "Anthrax is suck a nasty thing too."
  89. [10:13pm] Balthazaar: "I can think of better and worse ways to die in all honesty."
  90. [10:13pm] Strife26: "Did you know that the spores will laugh at bleach?"
  91. [10:13pm] Roget: "Really, chemical agents in general aren't fun."
  92. [10:13pm] ShotgunFiend: "Seconded."
  93. [10:14pm] Strife26: "I mean, if it wasn't everywhere, I'd totally call the thing anomalous it's so tough."
  94. [10:15pm] Tom90deg joined the chat room.
  95. [10:15pm] Positronium: "It always seems like the things you want to kill are the ones that don't know how to die."
  96. [10:15pm] Alivi: Ralph a small clock floats past.
  97. [10:16pm] Roget: "Clock floated by."
  98. [10:16pm] Strife26: "Nah, it's just that things that try to kill humanity either need to be good at not dying or go extinct."
  99. [10:16pm] Proto_Lost: "Don't I know it." He says, glancing briefly out the window.
  100. [10:16pm] Tehpillowstar: "What?" Chloe looks out of the porthole
  101. [10:16pm] Strife26: "No one is tougher than human sapiens."
  102. [10:16pm] Strife26: Rick starts scanning through portholes!
  103. [10:16pm] GraemeCracker: "Homo superior." Hank looks out the porthole, looking for clocks.
  104. [10:16pm] Positronium: Everett follows suit.
  105. [10:17pm] Balthazaar: Mark chuckles at the word 'Homo'
  106. [10:17pm] Roget: What kind of clock was it?
  107. [10:17pm] Strife26: "Hell no, Magneto is a dick."
  108. [10:18pm] GraemeCracker: "Who's Magneto?"
  109. [10:18pm] Proto_Lost: "Magneto? Are we talking about comic books now?"
  110. [10:18pm] Roget: "Comic character."
  111. [10:18pm] ShotgunFiend: "The dude from X-Men, man."
  112. [10:18pm] ShotgunFiend: "Moves metal and shit with his mind."
  113. [10:18pm] GraemeCracker: "Hmm. That would explain the choice of name."
  114. [10:19pm] Alivi: ZOE WAS THERE ALL ALONG.
  115. [10:19pm] Tehpillowstar: Indeed she was!
  116. [10:19pm] Tom90deg: ZOe indeed was.
  117. [10:19pm] Alivi: The lights flicker and shut off.
  118. [10:19pm] Positronium: Everett frowns.
  119. [10:19pm] Tehpillowstar: !!! "Shit."
  120. [10:19pm] Proto_Lost: "Riiight, well when you nerds are done with your men in tights, we've got an op to run."
  121. [10:19pm] Roget: "That's not good."
  122. [10:19pm] Proto_Lost: He looks up at the flickering lights, his frown deepening.
  123. [10:19pm] Alivi: The sub begins to shake. As if being grabbed. If you were not buckled in, please pdef
  124. [10:20pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay doesn't know who in the tits Zoe is. "Well... You know what, fuck it. This might as well be normal."
  125. [10:20pm] Strife26: Rick coughs politely "Hypocough"
  126. [10:20pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay always buckles up.
  127. [10:20pm] GraemeCracker: 6df+7 Hank sure as butts wasn't.
  128. [10:20pm] Glacon: GraemeCracker: Hank sure as butts wasn't.: 9 (6df+7=-, +, +, +, -, +)
  129. [10:20pm] Tom90deg: 6df+6 Zoe wasn't
  130. [10:20pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: Zoe wasn't: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, +, -, +)
  131. [10:20pm] Woodgrub joined the chat room.
  132. [10:20pm] Positronium: Everett was because: Silly not to.
  133. [10:20pm] Balthazaar: 6df+7 fuck safety
  134. [10:20pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: fuck safety: 7 (6df+7=-, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  135. [10:20pm] Alivi: Mark, Zoe and Hank you get banged up but you are mostly ok
  136. [10:21pm] TheRaven joined the chat room.
  137. [10:21pm] Alivi: You hear a chortling laughter.
  138. [10:21pm] Alivi: "Now…/this/ is more like it….."
  139. [10:21pm] Alivi: "My Alices……..the game begins."
  140. [10:21pm] Roget: "Oh my."
  141. [10:21pm] Tehpillowstar: "Ohhh...shit."
  142. [10:21pm] GraemeCracker: "...Oh joy."
  143. [10:21pm] Proto_Lost: Simon just sighs. "Not this kind of shit again."
  144. [10:21pm] Positronium: "Well."
  145. [10:21pm] Balthazaar: "Fucksakes" Mark straps in
  146. [10:21pm] Alivi: the sub stops shaking, it is still dark though.
  147. [10:21pm] Strife26: "Hell yeah!"
  148. [10:21pm] Strife26: "Hiya disembodied voice!"
  149. [10:22pm] Strife26: "You the sort who likes to respond?"
  150. [10:22pm] ShotgunFiend: "Right back at ya mister disembodied voice."
  151. [10:22pm] Tom90deg: "Damn it..."
  152. [10:22pm] Tehpillowstar: "Rick..."
  153. [10:22pm] Tom90deg: "Anyone have a flashlight?"
  154. [10:22pm] Alivi: Ya'll also feel different.
  155. [10:22pm] Positronium: "Not while we're in an enclosed space, please."
  156. [10:22pm] ShotgunFiend: Define different.
  157. [10:22pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe pulls out and flicks on her flashlight.
  158. [10:23pm] Strife26: Rick lets his eyes adjust to the dark
  159. [10:23pm] Alivi: As in…your clothes, armour. Its not the same
  160. [10:23pm] GraemeCracker: Hank pulls out his flashlight, squinting as Chloe turns hers on.
  161. [10:23pm] Alivi: Gas masks that were being worn are gone
  162. [10:23pm] Alivi: Boots, shoes, all of that mess….so different
  163. [10:23pm] Tom90deg: Zoe looks down at herself. "Bugger..."
  164. [10:23pm] Tehpillowstar: "...Oh fucking hell." She turns off the flashlight.
  165. [10:23pm] Tehpillowstar: Redact turning off the flashlight.
  166. [10:23pm] Proto_Lost: Simon does indeed feel different, and looks down at his clothing while the flashlight's on.
  167. [10:23pm] Alivi: Pause for Description of Each of you.
  168. [10:23pm] Balthazaar: "... Bloody hell."
  169. [10:25pm] Alivi: Ralph it is the same blue outfit from before. Deep blue fabric, A cape and a white tunic with a vest with leggings and boots. There is a silver lining. and a Diamond is imprinted on his right side of his vest.
  170. [10:25pm] Alivi: Mark you are wearing a Black outfit. A black cape, black tunic and a gold belt. The Club symbol sewn on the armband of your black jacket. Your black boots are heavy as well.
  171. [10:26pm] Alivi: Everett your outfit is a golden rosy orange color, reminding someone of a sun. You have a white cream tunic with brown leather laces. And in gold thread on the vest you wear is an embroidered heart. The cape you wear seems to shimmer slightly in the flashlight light.
  172. [10:27pm] Alivi: Zoe you know the outfit the one you dreaded ever so long ago. Pale green with a long skirt and an asian looking top with a silver dragon coiled against a spade.
  173. [10:27pm] a_watcher joined the chat room.
  174. [10:27pm] Alivi: People who see Chloe will recgonize the outfit she wears as the one Elif once did. A yellowish green color. A long skirt and golden thread lace up your tunic. Embroidered on you is a symbol of a queen
  175. [10:29pm] Alivi: Simon you are dressed in a creamy looking white with an iridescent/mother of pearl quality to it. Your belt is gold and golden thread has a king symbol embroidered on your vest.
  176. [10:30pm] Alivi: Zay is dressed in a light purple and a J is sewn in black thread on your outfit. You have a long cape like the other men, that is a deeper purple than the rest of your outfit.
  177. [10:30pm] Alivi: Rick you are dressed in Black as well except for grey embroidery all along the tunic with an eloquent A forming on your right hand upper sleeve.
  178. [10:31pm] Alivi: And Hank is dressed in white. In a shimmer you can see a symbol of a joker hat embroidered in sheer thread along the white tunic that is hidden under a white cape. Seems like something that would easily get stained.
  179. [10:31pm] Alivi: Unpause
  180. [10:32pm] Tom90deg: "Oh god damn it, not this again..."
  181. [10:32pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay looks down, then around. "What."
  182. [10:32pm] Tehpillowstar: "Well...this is new."
  183. [10:32pm] Tom90deg: "I swear, I will find who put me in this psudo asian outfit."
  184. [10:32pm] Strife26: Does Rick still have anything like his greatcoat?
  185. [10:32pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe unbuckles herself and checks for her gear.
  186. [10:32pm] Balthazaar: "... I look like a cheesy villain."
  187. [10:32pm] Positronium: "Well, sneaking around is out."
  188. [10:32pm] Roget: Ralph blinks. Does he still have his vest?
  189. [10:32pm] Proto_Lost: "...Well, I like this at least." He says, flexing a little as he ran his eyes over his new gear. The satisfaction doesn't last long though, as he quickly looks for his gun.
  190. [10:33pm] Alivi: no he doesnt Strife
  191. [10:33pm] Strife26: ". . ."
  192. [10:33pm] Alivi: yes he does roget
  193. [10:34pm] GraemeCracker: "Oh, this is uncomfortable." Hank tugs at the new garments thrown upon him.
  194. [10:34pm] Positronium: He frowns and checks his equipment.
  195. [10:34pm] Strife26: "Well, on the bright side, we'll all get our clothes back later."
  196. [10:34pm] Strife26: "Sadly, we won't be keeping these ones."
  197. [10:34pm] GraemeCracker: "This has happened before?" Hank looks around for his stuff.
  198. [10:34pm] Proto_Lost: "Damn, these'd be great for a party."
  199. [10:34pm] ShotgunFiend_ joined the chat room.
  200. [10:34pm] Roget: "Yeah, this is some sort of wonderland wannabee place."
  201. [10:35pm] Alivi: Everett there is a sheath on you. Is that…your crowbar? Wow...
  202. [10:35pm] Tom90deg: Zoe sighs. "Stupid dress..."
  203. [10:35pm] Strife26: Rick checks over his equipment, as well as everyone elses
  204. [10:35pm] ShotgunFiend left the chat room. (NickServ (GHOST command used by ShotgunFiend_))
  205. [10:35pm] ShotgunFiend_ is now known as ShotgunFiend.
  206. [10:35pm] Balthazaar: Mark wonders when they'll get there, while checking to see if his stuff's still there
  207. [10:35pm] Proto_Lost: Does Simon still have his guns?
  208. [10:35pm] Alivi: mhm
  209. [10:36pm] GraemeCracker: "Oh, goodie."
  210. [10:36pm] Alivi: The sub has already stopped
  211. [10:36pm] Aphex_ left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
  212. [10:36pm] Tom90deg: "I suppose we should get out of the sub?"
  213. [10:36pm] ShotgunFiend: Does Zay have a purple-wonderland-esque medkit?
  214. [10:36pm] Alivi: no
  215. [10:36pm] Proto_Lost: He smiles as he pats his sides, feeling their comforting weight. "Yeah, don't want to keep our host waiting."
  216. [10:36pm] Strife26: "Let's check atmosphere first."
  217. [10:36pm] Tehpillowstar: Alivi: Does Chloe still have her gear?
  218. [10:36pm] Alivi: yea just… in a strange rucksack
  219. [10:36pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay checks around for his medkit, looking a little worried.
  220. [10:36pm] Strife26: "It'll be good because we don't have masks, but better safe than sorry."
  221. [10:36pm] Alivi: Zay you find a purple back with the same emblem on it
  222. [10:37pm] ShotgunFiend: He takes it and checks inside.
  223. [10:37pm] Balthazaar: "Well, let's get cracking." Mark unbuckles from his seat
  224. [10:37pm] Positronium: As does Everett.
  225. [10:37pm] Roget: Ralph unbucks up, and heads for the exit
  226. [10:37pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe unpacks the rucksack and tries to put her gear in places where she can grab it as fast as she could.
  227. [10:37pm] GraemeCracker: Hank grabs whatever gear he has and stands up, having forgotten to buckle in even after the shaking.
  228. [10:37pm] Tom90deg: Zoe heads on out of the sub as well.
  229. [10:38pm] Positronium: Everett stands, minding his cape, and follows the others out.
  230. [10:38pm] Balthazaar: With a swish of his cape, Mark exits the sub
  231. [10:38pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay follows everyone out, mindful of his new attire. He likes the color.
  232. [10:38pm] Proto_Lost: Simon follows suit, wondering if he can shoot the white rabbit.
  233. [10:38pm] GraemeCracker: Following in suit, Hank exits while trying to adjust his suit.
  234. [10:38pm] Alivi: when you climb out the others will recgonize the forest with the bloody red path.
  235. [10:39pm] Strife26: Rick clambers out of the sub, eyes scanning.
  236. [10:39pm] Strife26: "Oh shit, did the Alice of the Spades cut through here?"
  237. [10:39pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe steps out.
  238. [10:39pm] GraemeCracker: "This looks like a happy...What?" He peers over to Rick.
  239. [10:40pm] Tom90deg: "Ok, so..."
  240. [10:40pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe doesn't recognize this place.
  241. [10:40pm] Positronium: "An Alice is... what, exactly?"
  242. [10:40pm] Tom90deg: "Did we ever find the proper vorpal blade?"
  243. [10:40pm] Strife26: "The first Alice was a wrathful woman of the spade."
  244. [10:40pm] Roget: "No, I don't think so."
  245. [10:40pm] Proto_Lost: "...Wait where are we?"
  246. [10:40pm] Balthazaar: "Wonderful..."
  247. [10:40pm] Strife26: "Within in here hand she clutched a deadly blade"
  248. [10:40pm] Strife26: "Never hesitating to slay all within her way"
  249. [10:40pm] Strife26: "Creating paths of carnage throughout the wonderland"
  250. [10:41pm] Proto_Lost: "Sounds like my kind of gal." He says, taking point.
  251. [10:41pm] Tom90deg: "What?"
  252. [10:41pm] Tom90deg: "Is that in the story?"
  253. [10:41pm] Alivi: perception
  254. [10:41pm] Strife26: "Yeah, creepy, cool song."
  255. [10:41pm] Strife26: 6df+12 best eyes
  256. [10:41pm] GraemeCracker: 6df+6 "I guess whoever came up with this place was on more drugs than the author."
  257. [10:41pm] Glacon: GraemeCracker: "I guess whoever came up with this place was on more drugs than the author.": 6 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, -, -)
  258. [10:41pm] Glacon: Strife26: best eyes: 15 (6df+12=0, +, +, +, +, -)
  259. [10:41pm] Tehpillowstar: 6df+5 looking
  260. [10:41pm] Glacon: Tehpillowstar: looking: 7 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, +, -, +)
  261. [10:42pm] Positronium: 6df+5 PING
  262. [10:42pm] Glacon: Positronium: PING: 3 (6df+5=0, -, -, +, -, 0)
  263. [10:42pm] Roget: 6df+7 look, look with your special eyes
  264. [10:42pm] Glacon: Roget: look, look with your special eyes: 9 (6df+7=+, 0, -, +, 0, +)
  265. [10:42pm] Proto_Lost: 6df+6 see you
  266. [10:42pm] Glacon: Proto_Lost: see you: 7 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, +, -)
  267. [10:42pm] Balthazaar: 6df+6 can I see?
  268. [10:42pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: can I see?: 3 (6df+6=-, -, -, 0, +, -)
  269. [10:42pm] Tehpillowstar: "So we're now in a world based around a song? It's like we're some storybook characters..."
  270. [10:42pm] Strife26: "Well, it's a song based on a book."
  271. [10:42pm] Strife26: "Kinda sorta."
  272. [10:43pm] Proto_Lost: "Pff, so we get to be in a knock-off? Pool's getting cheap on us."
  273. [10:43pm] Positronium: "Which book?"
  274. [10:43pm] Alivi: Rick you hear gasping. Ralph, Simon, you hear a whimper. And the rest of you hear a snarling sound that sounds at least 2 miles away
  275. [10:43pm] Tom90deg: 6df+5
  276. [10:43pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, +, -, +, 0)
  277. [10:43pm] Positronium: "I mean, is this going to be Through the Looking Glass?"
  278. [10:43pm] Strife26: "Knock-off of a knock-off of a book created to mock complex mathmatics."
  279. [10:43pm] Strife26: "Hold up. Contact."
  280. [10:43pm] Roget: "There's a scared animal out there..."
  281. [10:43pm] Tom90deg: "I've not read the book."
  282. [10:43pm] Tom90deg: "Where?"
  283. [10:43pm] Strife26: Rick listens closely. What kind of gasping?
  284. [10:43pm] Proto_Lost: He holds up a fist to everyone behind him. "I heard a whimper Rick."
  285. [10:43pm] Positronium: Everett falls silent.
  286. [10:44pm] Alivi: Like a human, dying breath gasping.
  287. [10:44pm] Alivi: its not too far, in a clutter of trees.
  288. [10:44pm] GraemeCracker: Hank focuses on the distant snarling.
  289. [10:44pm] Strife26: "Contact. Base of fire right here, I'm going forward."
  290. [10:44pm] Strife26: Rick crouches down into the nearest source of shadows and starts moving forward.
  291. [10:44pm] Tom90deg: "Come on...lets see what it is..."
  292. [10:44pm] Tom90deg: Zoe moves forward towards the noise
  293. [10:44pm] Proto_Lost: Simon pulls out one of his guns, following after Rick with his gun aimed forward.
  294. [10:45pm] Strife26: Rick leads sneakily!
  295. [10:45pm] Balthazaar: Mark follows, rifle in hand.
  296. [10:45pm] Roget: Ralph follows along
  297. [10:45pm] Positronium: Everett draws his 31 and follows.
  298. [10:45pm] GraemeCracker: Hank snaps his attention away from the snarling, following the rest weapon drawn.
  299. [10:46pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe snaps to attention, PDW in hand, right behind Rick.
  300. [10:46pm] Alivi: Ralph, Zoe, Mark you are greeted with a familiar sight. The red headed girl bloodstained, and chained with thorns and metal, blades piercing her body. She looks at them and the pain turns to fear.
  301. [10:46pm] Balthazaar: Mark keeps an ear out for more snarling
  302. [10:46pm] Strife26: ". . ."
  303. [10:46pm] Strife26: "I hate being right."
  304. [10:46pm] Tom90deg: "Hell.."
  305. [10:46pm] Positronium: "What..."
  306. [10:46pm] Strife26: "But the Alice of Spades ventured too far."
  307. [10:47pm] Roget: "Oh jeez, not again."
  308. [10:47pm] Tom90deg: "Medic!"
  309. [10:47pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay was there the whole time.
  310. [10:47pm] Strife26: "Imprisoned as an embodiment of sins."
  311. [10:47pm] Strife26: "Pull security, Zay, medic. Chloe, make sure she doesn't turn hostile."
  312. [10:47pm] Proto_Lost: "What is it?"
  313. [10:47pm] Tom90deg: Zoe approaches, "Don't worry..." Is there any way that Zoe can see to get the chains off?
  314. [10:47pm] Strife26: "There wasn't but a trace she'd ever been."
  315. [10:47pm] GraemeCracker: Hank falls in behind, eyes wide. "Jesus..."
  316. [10:48pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe flicks the safety off and stands ready to shoot at any moment.
  317. [10:48pm] Woodgrub left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  318. [10:48pm] Positronium: "Do we /want/ to free her?"
  319. [10:48pm] Alivi: "Ooooh but a trace does exisit does it not? The red path, her body forever imprisioned." The Chesire Cat grins right next to Rick
  320. [10:48pm] Woodgrub joined the chat room.
  321. [10:48pm] Balthazaar: Mark stares at her. "... Oh christ..."
  322. [10:48pm] Strife26: "Yeah, what's the deal with that, kitty?"
  323. [10:48pm] Alivi: He spins and vanishes and reappears in the tree.
  324. [10:48pm] Tom90deg: "Cat."
  325. [10:48pm] Strife26: "I mean, are you going off the song or not?"
  326. [10:48pm] Strife26: "No?"
  327. [10:48pm] Alivi: "Well I must say this is better than the last game."
  328. [10:48pm] Proto_Lost: Simon brings up the rear, raising a gun to the being suddenly materializing beside in the tree.
  329. [10:49pm] Proto_Lost: "What the fuck is this?"
  330. [10:49pm] Alivi: "Last time we had only 4 alice….. but now….we have 10 am I right?"
  331. [10:49pm] Strife26: "Oi, kitty, DISEMBODIED VOICES AREN'T NEARLY AS FUN WHEN THEY DON'T RESPOND PROPERLY"
  332. [10:49pm] Alivi: "Oh this will be a lovely game. The Jabberwocky and the Queen of Wonderland will be pleased."
  333. [10:49pm] Tom90deg: "Rick, what are you on about?"
  334. [10:49pm] Alivi: "Did you know it is her Unbirthday today?"
  335. [10:49pm] Strife26: "There should be five, shouldn't there? Alice of Hearts is a pair."
  336. [10:49pm] GraemeCracker: "Game?" Hank leers at the cat.
  337. [10:49pm] Alivi: "Oh you hear things." The cat calls out to rick.
  338. [10:50pm] Proto_Lost: "Great, now we have the actual cat to deal with it." He says, frowning at the cat.
  339. [10:50pm] Alivi: "The Real game of Alice is not something a song captures."
  340. [10:50pm] Positronium: "Please. Harrassing anomalous cats isn't a way to get places."
  341. [10:50pm] Alivi: He sits on Ralph's head.
  342. [10:50pm] Tom90deg: Zoe shakes her head and approaches the chained up girl, looking for any way to get her loose, or if the wounds are too severe.
  343. [10:50pm] tretter joined the chat room.
  344. [10:50pm] Alivi: "So did you try the Habbleberries?"
  345. [10:50pm] Strife26: "Oh, alright then."
  346. [10:50pm] Roget: Ralph tolerates it.
  347. [10:50pm] Alivi: Zoe there is a blade in her heart.
  348. [10:50pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay is by the chained girl too.
  349. [10:50pm] Strife26: "No one here is labeled as an Alice though."
  350. [10:50pm] ShotgunFiend: "Oh man...'
  351. [10:50pm] Tom90deg: "God...Medic! I don't know if we can do anything..."
  352. [10:50pm] Alivi: "You are all Alices… but not…THE Alice."
  353. [10:50pm] Strife26: "Except me, and I'm pretty sure that this is the card on my sleeve, not the first initial."
  354. [10:51pm] Alivi: "Only one becomes THE Alice."
  355. [10:51pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay inspects the wounds of the girl... Is she still alive?
  356. [10:51pm] GraemeCracker: ~What is with this thing?~ Hank turns his attention back to the girl, pulling out his medkit.
  357. [10:51pm] Roget: "Cat, do they become the queen?"
  358. [10:51pm] Strife26: "In fact, thinking about it, I'm a black ace, no?"
  359. [10:51pm] Positronium: "How does one become The Alice?"
  360. [10:51pm] Alivi: She is.
  361. [10:51pm] Proto_Lost: Simon moves to the girl, his eyes flitting between her and the cat. "What the fuck does being the Alice mean?"
  362. [10:51pm] Alivi: "Why kill all the other Alices of course."
  363. [10:51pm] Alivi: "Speaking of which, where is 11?"
  364. [10:51pm] GraemeCracker: "Alright Zay, let's get this girl back in shape."
  365. [10:51pm] Alivi: "She was supposed to be around here."
  366. [10:51pm] Roget: "Busy."
  367. [10:51pm] Alivi: "Oh?"
  368. [10:51pm] Strife26: "We've done this before, Chesire Depp."
  369. [10:52pm] Balthazaar: "Man, this is fucked."
  370. [10:52pm] Strife26: "Yeah, you're not terribly high on our priority list."
  371. [10:52pm] ShotgunFiend: "With a blade through her heart... Fuck, might as well try in this place."
  372. [10:52pm] Strife26: "Sorry."
  373. [10:52pm] Tehpillowstar: "I don't think we can save her." Chloe says to Zoe and Zay
  374. [10:52pm] GraemeCracker: "Erm...So...Oh god that's a lot of blood."
  375. [10:52pm] Alivi: "Oh I know. But…I must say….information is vaulable."
  376. [10:52pm] Strife26: Rick keeps on talking with the cat, listening and noting everything he says, looking for reactions, every bit of knowledge he can glean.
  377. [10:52pm] Proto_Lost: "Maybe I can just put her out of her misery."
  378. [10:52pm] Alivi: He grins and fades so only his smile remains and then vanishes all together.
  379. [10:52pm] Tom90deg: "Wait."
  380. [10:52pm] Strife26: "That it is. Anything you want to share?"
  381. [10:52pm] ShotgunFiend: "Don't fucking say that."
  382. [10:52pm] Tom90deg: "Cat!"
  383. [10:52pm] Strife26: "No, didn't think so."
  384. [10:53pm] Roget: Ralph moves out from under the cat.
  385. [10:53pm] Strife26: "Make the attempt to save her life."
  386. [10:53pm] Tom90deg: Zoe gestures to the bound girl. "Is there any way we can help her?"
  387. [10:53pm] Proto_Lost: "Great, it's fucking gone."
  388. [10:53pm] Alivi: The snarling is getting closer
  389. [10:53pm] Positronium: "What do you mean by hel-"
  390. [10:53pm] Strife26: "Oh, hello snarling."
  391. [10:53pm] ShotgunFiend: 6df+8 Zay makes that attempt. He didn't go through all those years as a medic to not know what the fuck to do.
  392. [10:53pm] Glacon: ShotgunFiend: Zay makes that attempt. He didn't go through all those years as a medic to not know what the fuck to do.: 9 (6df+8=+, -, 0, -, +, +)
  393. [10:53pm] Strife26: "We going to face the jabborwocky already? Far too soon."
  394. [10:53pm] Positronium: "Right."
  395. [10:54pm] Strife26: Rick gets into position with a clean field of fire facing the direction of the snarling.
  396. [10:54pm] Positronium: "Being chased by a hellbeast."
  397. [10:54pm] Proto_Lost: Simon quickly looks up, aiming the gun at the snarling thing, since the cat's left.
  398. [10:54pm] GraemeCracker: Hank does assistant doctor things.
  399. [10:54pm] Strife26: 6df+8 sneak maneuver to ranged getting into position.
  400. [10:54pm] Glacon: Strife26: sneak maneuver to ranged getting into position.: 10 (6df+8=+, +, -, 0, 0, +)
  401. [10:54pm] Tom90deg: Zoe draws out her pistol. "We need the proper tools."
  402. [10:54pm] Positronium: "Forgot how fun it was to be busy." Everett steps back a way.
  403. [10:54pm] Alivi: Zay as much as you try you cant stem the bleeding. More and more blood pour from her.
  404. [10:55pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay has a velvet pack next to him. Unless I'm mistaken that's his medkit.
  405. [10:55pm] Alivi: She gasps, a horrible, dry rattiling sound.
  406. [10:55pm] ShotgunFiend: "Ahhhh! God damnit..."
  407. [10:55pm] Alivi: "Not…..over….."
  408. [10:55pm] ShotgunFiend: "Come on! Stay with me."
  409. [10:55pm] Strife26: "Why isn't it over? What do you need us to do?"
  410. [10:55pm] Alivi: and her body disinigrates to blood
  411. [10:55pm] Balthazaar: Mark aims his rifle towards the snarling
  412. [10:55pm] Alivi: it covers your hands.
  413. [10:55pm] Proto_Lost: "I'm telling you, we should put her down! Whatever's out there is smelling her blood!"
  414. [10:55pm] ShotgunFiend: "You're fine, you can pull thr-"
  415. [10:55pm] Tom90deg: "Well...Hell."
  416. [10:55pm] Alivi: Zay mdef or pdef
  417. [10:55pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe steps away from the now puddle of the blood.
  418. [10:55pm] GraemeCracker: Hank grows noticeably pale as more blood spills out. "Ohhh God."
  419. [10:55pm] Strife26: "Yes, because killing people gets rid of blood smells, Simon."
  420. [10:55pm] Proto_Lost: He looks back to the puddle previously known as a girl. "Oh, great."
  421. [10:56pm] Tom90deg: Zoe looks at the remaining sword. "I..."
  422. [10:56pm] ShotgunFiend: 6df+5 same stat, lets say PDef.
  423. [10:56pm] Glacon: ShotgunFiend: same stat, lets say PDef.: 6 (6df+5=0, +, -, +, 0, 0)
  424. [10:56pm] Strife26: "Is the vorpral blade still there?"
  425. [10:56pm] Alivi: the blood burns your hands
  426. [10:56pm] Tehpillowstar: "Wait, you guys know something that I don't know."
  427. [10:56pm] Alivi: -1 body
  428. [10:56pm] Alivi: your hands feel raw you need to get this stuff off NOW
  429. [10:56pm] Proto_Lost: "You and me both Chloe."
  430. [10:57pm] ShotgunFiend: "Ah, shit! Fuck, ow." He tries wiping them off /Frantically/ on some sterile cloths.
  431. [10:57pm] Balthazaar: Mark is focused on the snarling and where it's coming from
  432. [10:57pm] Roget: "Zay?"
  433. [10:57pm] Strife26: "Wait for my fire, Mark."
  434. [10:57pm] ShotgunFiend: "Fuuuuucking blood burns like shit!"
  435. [10:57pm] Strife26: "It always does that here."
  436. [10:57pm] Tehpillowstar: "Rick, tallk to me."
  437. [10:57pm] ShotgunFiend: "Why'd no one tell me?!"
  438. [10:57pm] Strife26: "Aliens must have been popular in the pool."
  439. [10:57pm] GraemeCracker: "Oh, shit!" Hank pours some water over Zay's hands.
  440. [10:57pm] Proto_Lost: "Alright, quick fucking recap of what the hell we're up against?"
  441. [10:58pm] Strife26: "Okay, you're familiar with Alice in Wonderland, right?"
  442. [10:58pm] Strife26: Rick recaps!
  443. [10:58pm] Alivi: The water makes it feel better, those who look at the fallen swords there are 10
  444. [10:58pm] Alivi: pick up one
  445. [10:58pm] Strife26: "Alice of Human Sacrifice is a creepy ass song with four verses."
  446. [10:58pm] Balthazaar: "Rick, I see it and it attacks, I'm shooting the fucker."
  447. [10:58pm] Strife26: "First verse is the Alice of Spade. Who fought with a sword but died entrapped in the forest."
  448. [10:58pm] Proto_Lost: "Right, sounds Japanese."
  449. [10:58pm] ShotgunFiend: "Oh jesus... Thanks Hank." He turns his attention to RIck.
  450. [10:58pm] Tom90deg: Zoe reaches over and picks up one of the 10 swords. "Seems like we need ot take one of these..."
  451. [10:58pm] Strife26: "Alice of Diamonds"
  452. [10:59pm] Strife26: "Yeah, you're right Simon. Japanese as fuck."
  453. [10:59pm] Alivi: Zoe pick a number
  454. [10:59pm] Tom90deg: "RIck, what are you talking about? What song?"
  455. [10:59pm] Strife26: "Was a guy who was a singer."
  456. [10:59pm] Tom90deg: 3
  457. [10:59pm] Strife26: "He either killed himself or gets shot."
  458. [10:59pm] Positronium: Everett quickly holsters his gun, strides over, and takes a sword before returning to his position.
  459. [10:59pm] Positronium: (Or trying to, anyway.)
  460. [10:59pm] Proto_Lost: He looks to the swords, an eyebrow raised in disbelief.
  461. [10:59pm] Strife26: "And roses bloom where his blood fell in utter silence."
  462. [10:59pm] Alivi: It is a green blade sword with a silver edge, looks sharp. But not Vorpal.
  463. [10:59pm] Strife26: "Maybe something to do with coinspinner."
  464. [10:59pm] Strife26: "Next is the Alice of Clubs, a young girl."
  465. [10:59pm] Tom90deg: "Don't think this is it. Everyone!"
  466. [11:00pm] Strife26: "She takes over wonderland with the power of charms."
  467. [11:00pm] Tom90deg: "Pick up a sword, try to get lucky."
  468. [11:00pm] GraemeCracker: ~Sounds like something from the guys down at east ward.~
  469. [11:00pm] Proto_Lost: "So what, the pool is just some japanese teenager?"
  470. [11:00pm] Balthazaar: Mark doesn't change position or lower his weapon in cas the snarling thing arrives
  471. [11:00pm] Tom90deg: "And Rick, WHAT are you talking about? What song? Alice in wonderland is a book."
  472. [11:00pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe pulls on her gloves and pulls out sword #...
  473. [11:00pm] Strife26: "And then the twins of hearts, who probably just wander forever and slash or are killed by the Alice of clubs."
  474. [11:00pm] Tehpillowstar: 4. The number of death.
  475. [11:00pm] Strife26: "It's a creepy song based on the book, roughly."
  476. [11:00pm] Tom90deg: "So?"
  477. [11:01pm] Strife26: "And we've already got a damn good visual of verse one."
  478. [11:01pm] Tehpillowstar: "Well, considering what we just saw, the song probably is very relevant."
  479. [11:01pm] Proto_Lost: "Yeah, definitely a teenager." He picks up a sword, giving it a few practice swings.
  480. [11:01pm] Alivi: Chloe it is a black blade with a silver hilt you picked up. Not vorpal
  481. [11:01pm] ShotgunFiend: Are Zay's hands physically raw or just feel that way?
  482. [11:01pm] Positronium: Everett takes sword 8. TWICE the number of death.
  483. [11:01pm] Alivi: what number
  484. [11:01pm] Tom90deg: Zoe sighs. "Right."
  485. [11:01pm] Roget: Ralph takes a random sword.
  486. [11:01pm] Proto_Lost: Simon grabs 6
  487. [11:01pm] Strife26: "The pool *is* in fact a Japanese teenager."
  488. [11:01pm] Strife26: Rick grabs sword number 1 *and* sword number 7.
  489. [11:01pm] Tehpillowstar: "Well, that's nice to know."
  490. [11:01pm] Alivi: Rick you can only grab one
  491. [11:02pm] Balthazaar: Mark grabs a sword
  492. [11:02pm] Alivi: Everett you pick up a golden blade it sparkles but….seems ordinary.
  493. [11:02pm] Strife26: Can he try to grab two?
  494. [11:02pm] Alivi: He can try, pdef or mdef
  495. [11:02pm] GraemeCracker: Hank watches everyone grab a sword and chooses to take one of his own. #3 if anyone hasn't taken it yet.
  496. [11:02pm] Tom90deg: Zoe took 3
  497. [11:02pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe examines the blade.
  498. [11:02pm] Positronium: "Hm." He examines it.
  499. [11:03pm] GraemeCracker: Make that 5
  500. [11:03pm] Roget: Which did Ralph get by randosity?
  501. [11:03pm] Alivi: Simon…. your sword ...
  502. [11:03pm] Balthazaar: Which did Mark get?
  503. [11:03pm] Strife26: 6df+7 pdeeef!
  504. [11:03pm] Glacon: Strife26: pdeeef!: 7 (6df+7=-, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  505. [11:03pm] Alivi: Its the vorpal sword
  506. [11:03pm] Alivi: you might recgonize it as the same blade Elif was carrying with her
  507. [11:03pm] Proto_Lost: Would Simon know?
  508. [11:04pm] Alivi: And Rick you feel a shock at the attempt to grab two.
  509. [11:04pm] Alivi: And no if you dont think he does
  510. [11:04pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay is sitting back, wrapping his hands with bandages.
  511. [11:04pm] Alivi: Rick the first you grabbed was Aquamarine with a silver hilt.
  512. [11:04pm] Strife26: "Ooow."
  513. [11:04pm] Proto_Lost: He hasn't seen Elif's sword, and he's not very versed in literature. "Huh, this one's light...feels good."
  514. [11:04pm] Roget: Ralph meanders over to Zay. "Want me to look at that?"
  515. [11:04pm] Alivi: Ralph you grabbed a blood red blade with a rose gold and copper hilt.
  516. [11:04pm] Strife26: "Dammit. Guess that we don't get multiple swords of power."
  517. [11:05pm] Tehpillowstar: "Do you think we're stuck with the swords we've got?"
  518. [11:05pm] Strife26: "Hey everyone, check the hilt, tell me if there's a symbol."
  519. [11:05pm] Tom90deg: "Probaly."
  520. [11:05pm] ShotgunFiend: "It should be good... Just some burns, not much I can do about that out here except some aloe and bandages."
  521. [11:05pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe checks the hilt.
  522. [11:05pm] Strife26: "Most likely, I'm hoping we get reference to the book of swords too!"
  523. [11:05pm] Proto_Lost: Simon does the same.
  524. [11:05pm] GraemeCracker: Hank looks down at the hilt of sword #5.
  525. [11:05pm] Tom90deg: "Everyone grab one...we don't have much time."
  526. [11:05pm] Strife26: Rick hopes that his sword has a pair of dice on the hilt.
  527. [11:05pm] Positronium: Everett does so. "Honestly, I prefer my gun."
  528. [11:05pm] Tom90deg: Zoe examines the sword hilt as well.
  529. [11:05pm] Positronium: "It certainly looks nice, though."
  530. [11:05pm] Balthazaar: "I'm pretty happy to have gotten any swords." Mark looks at his sword
  531. [11:05pm] Alivi: All of yours has the same symbol glowing like newly imprinted. Except for Simon. Your sword looks stupid.
  532. [11:05pm] Alivi: Compared to all the other ones at least
  533. [11:05pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay gets up and takes the last sword, whichever number that is.
  534. [11:06pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe after examining her sword swings it to the side experimentally.
  535. [11:06pm] Proto_Lost: "Of course I get the shitty one."
  536. [11:06pm] Alivi: Zay your blade is grey metal and purple stone encrusted silver hilt.
  537. [11:06pm] Balthazaar: What does Mark's sword look like?
  538. [11:06pm] Roget: Ralph clears his throat, and moves over to what could charitably be described as the front of the group."So, guys. Real talk. We're in wonderland, right?"
  539. [11:06pm] Alivi: Mark's blade is bright fushica and teal
  540. [11:06pm] Proto_Lost: And Simon's?
  541. [11:06pm] Tom90deg: "In theory."
  542. [11:06pm] a_watcher left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  543. [11:06pm] GraemeCracker: ~Real talk?~ "I...Would assume so."
  544. [11:07pm] Positronium: "Looks like?"
  545. [11:07pm] Strife26: "Yeah, looks like it. Not Swords of Power, but they might be powerful, possibly."
  546. [11:07pm] Alivi: Simon'a looks way more normal than the others.
  547. [11:07pm] Tom90deg: "Donj't eat any cake."
  548. [11:07pm] Roget: "So, what did Alice do to the Queen in wonderland, to become a queen herself?"
  549. [11:07pm] GraemeCracker: Hank takes a gander at what his sword looks like.
  550. [11:07pm] Strife26: "Be totally awesome if I could get Coinspinner to go with Coinspinner."
  551. [11:07pm] Positronium: "Coinspinner?"
  552. [11:07pm] Tom90deg: "She crossed the board."
  553. [11:07pm] Roget: "She had a cheesboard stone cold coup d'etat."
  554. [11:07pm] Proto_Lost: "Well, better something useful than some gaudy crap." He heads up to Ralph. "Come on, let's go slay a Jabberwock."
  555. [11:07pm] Roget: *chess
  556. [11:08pm] Strife26: "Yeah, the coolest of the Swords of Power, also the magic sound grenade things that Command is having me hatch and slash or use."
  557. [11:08pm] Roget: "I think we could do the same thing. Beat the pool, finally."
  558. [11:08pm] Tom90deg: "No, she just crossed the chessboard, and got promoted. Did anyone else read the book since last time we came here?"
  559. [11:08pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe glances at Simon's sword. ~Probably is the special sword. Like the Holy Grail in those Indiana Jones movies.~
  560. [11:08pm] tretter left the chat room.
  561. [11:08pm] ShotgunFiend: Zay just listens, totally lost in all of this.
  562. [11:09pm] Positronium left the chat room. (Quit: Abscond!)
  563. [11:09pm] Strife26: "Seriously, I thought that I was the only one who noticed how many hints to the pool there are places." Rick offers up a high five to Zoe
  564. [11:09pm] GraemeCracker: "I don't think the pool plays chess."
  565. [11:09pm] Balthazaar: Mark thinks that Simons sword looks the coolest. "Well, at least they're not rings of power."
  566. [11:09pm] Strife26: "Probably not, but it certainly plays with us."
  567. [11:09pm] Roget: "I think this place runs on card rules. So we'd need a good hand to win. Or something."
  568. [11:09pm] Tom90deg: Zoe raises an eyebrow and high-gives back.
  569. [11:10pm] Tehpillowstar: "Should we get moving now?"
  570. [11:10pm] Strife26: "I suppose that we could. Shall I take point, dear chums?"
  571. [11:10pm] Tom90deg: "Right."
  572. [11:10pm] GraemeCracker: "Hmm, might as well. I'm not liking that snarling."
  573. [11:10pm] Tehpillowstar: "Sure."
  574. [11:10pm] Alivi: Perceptionnn
  575. [11:10pm] ShotgunFiend: 6df+5 percieveeee
  576. [11:10pm] Proto_Lost: "I'm taking point, I've got the only sword that looks like it can actually cut shit."
  577. [11:10pm] Glacon: ShotgunFiend: percieveeee: 6 (6df+5=-, 0, +, +, +, -)
  578. [11:10pm] Strife26: 6df+8 perceptioning
  579. [11:10pm] Glacon: Strife26: perceptioning: 7 (6df+8=0, +, +, -, -, -)
  580. [11:10pm] Proto_Lost: 6df+6
  581. [11:10pm] Glacon: Proto_Lost: 2 (6df+6=0, -, -, -, 0, -)
  582. [11:11pm] GraemeCracker: 6df+6 muhbran
  583. [11:11pm] Glacon: GraemeCracker: muhbran: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, +, -, 0)
  584. [11:11pm] Tom90deg: 6df+5 Pecep
  585. [11:11pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: Pecep: 5 (6df+5=0, -, +, -, +, 0)
  586. [11:11pm] Roget: 6df+7 My brand!
  587. [11:11pm] Glacon: Roget: My brand!: 10 (6df+7=+, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
  588. [11:11pm] Audient_Void joined the chat room.
  589. [11:11pm] Balthazaar: 6df+6 eye spy
  590. [11:11pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: eye spy: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  591. [11:11pm] Audient_Void is now known as Positronium.
  592. [11:11pm] Tehpillowstar: 6df+5 perceptioning
  593. [11:11pm] Glacon: Tehpillowstar: perceptioning: 6 (6df+5=+, -, +, +, 0, -)
  594. [11:11pm] Positronium: 6df+5 lolperception
  595. [11:11pm] Glacon: Positronium: lolperception: 3 (6df+5=-, -, 0, +, -, 0)
  596. [11:14pm] ShotgunFiend left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  597. [11:15pm] Alivi: You hear the snarling increase and Roget, Mark, Rick, and Zay you notice it is gonna hit on the left side. You can attack now just you 4 or warn the others'
  598. [11:15pm] Roget: "Left side! Heads up!"
  599. [11:16pm] Tom90deg: Zoe raises up her sword. "Right!"
  600. [11:16pm] Proto_Lost: Simon prepares his sword, holding it a lot like a baseball bat.
  601. [11:17pm] Positronium: Everett lools that way. "Why don't we just shoot it?"
  602. [11:17pm] Strife26: "Contact left!" Rick opens fire with good old fashioned bullits.
  603. [11:17pm] Tom90deg: "Read the poem!"
  604. [11:17pm] Alivi: Chloe the chesire cat whispers something in your ear.
  605. [11:17pm] Tehpillowstar: Chloe raises her gun then freezes. "Something's talking to me"
  606. [11:18pm] Tom90deg: "One, two! One, two! and through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!"
  607. [11:18pm] Tom90deg: "We need the sword!"
  608. [11:18pm] Balthazaar: 6df+8 Mark attacks the snarl!
  609. [11:18pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: Mark attacks the snarl!: 9 (6df+8=0, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  610. [11:18pm] Proto_Lost: "Why don't we just fucking cut the fucker over and over again and then we'd find out!"
  611. [11:19pm] Alivi: Chloe you see a grin appear in front of your face. Anyone who looks behind you towards Chloe will notice that she is fading away.
  612. [11:19pm] Tom90deg: "Head, decapatate it!"
  613. [11:21pm] Alivi: Chloe mdef
  614. [11:21pm] GraemeCracker left the chat room. (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5.10 (2011/02/07))
  615. [11:21pm] Tehpillowstar: 6df+6 mdefing
  616. [11:21pm] Glacon: Tehpillowstar: mdefing: 11 (6df+6=+, +, +, +, 0, +)
  617. [11:21pm] Positronium: Everett looks at Chloe. ~This is bad.~
  618. [11:21pm] Proto_Lost: "Chloe, who's talking to you?"
  619. [11:21pm] Alivi: 6df+8
  620. [11:21pm] Glacon: Alivi: 7 (6df+8=0, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  621. [11:22pm] Tom90deg: Zoe prepares to attack, as soon as she sees whatever it is.
  622. [11:22pm] Tehpillowstar: "Some voice!"
  623. [11:22pm] Proto_Lost: Simon isn't looking at her, he's still focused on the snarling.
  624. [11:22pm] Alivi: Chloe you just feel faint. Your voice is fading sounding softer and softer.
  625. [11:22pm] Alivi: 6df+5 defense!
  626. [11:22pm] Glacon: Alivi: defense!: 5 (6df+5=+, -, 0, +, 0, -)
  627. [11:22pm] Alivi: Mark the attack hits the Bandersnatch, it snarls at you. Spitting in your face.
  628. [11:22pm] Tehpillowstar: "...Guys..."
  629. [11:23pm] Alivi: ya'll can barely hear her.
  630. [11:23pm] Alivi: A new voice booms over.
  631. [11:23pm] Strife26: "Catch you at the rec, Chloe"
  632. [11:23pm] Positronium: He dashes over to her.
  633. [11:23pm] Alivi: "And so, the Alice of Queens and the Alice of Jokers are no more."
  634. [11:23pm] Alivi: Hank and Chloe vanish.
  635. [11:23pm] Balthazaar: "Guys! Monster over here!"
  636. [11:23pm] Tom90deg: "Great..."
  637. [11:23pm] Strife26: Rick continues to shoot
  638. [11:24pm] Strife26: 6df+6 ranged
  639. [11:24pm] Glacon: Strife26: ranged: 4 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, -, 0)
  640. [11:24pm] Roget: Can Ralph shoot?
  641. [11:24pm] Proto_Lost: He dashes forward, swinging at the creature with his blade.
  642. [11:24pm] Positronium: Everett sighs, then takes aim with his pistol.
  643. [11:25pm] Alivi: 6df+5 defense
  644. [11:25pm] Glacon: Alivi: defense: 2 (6df+5=0, 0, -, -, 0, -)
  645. [11:25pm] Alivi: The Bandersnatch hisses and whimpers.
  646. [11:25pm] Alivi: And sure Ralph
  647. [11:25pm] Proto_Lost: 6df+6 Hi-yaaah!
  648. [11:25pm] Glacon: Proto_Lost: Hi-yaaah!: 8 (6df+6=0, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
  649. [11:25pm] Roget: 6df+6 pop pop pop watching wonderland drop
  650. [11:25pm] Glacon: Roget: pop pop pop watching wonderland drop: 2 (6df+6=+, -, -, -, -, -)
  651. [11:25pm] Tom90deg: Zoe hangs back, keeping an eye out.
  652. [11:25pm] Positronium: 6df+6 nah, he just shoots.
  653. [11:25pm] Glacon: Positronium: nah, he just shoots.: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  654. [11:25pm] Alivi: 6df+5
  655. [11:25pm] Glacon: Alivi: 7 (6df+5=0, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
  656. [11:25pm] Tehpillowstar left the chat room.
  657. [11:25pm] Alivi: Simon your strike finds its Mark.
  658. [11:26pm] Balthazaar: D:
  659. [11:27pm] Alivi: Ralph it rounds on you.
  660. [11:27pm] Alivi: pdef or agility.
  661. [11:27pm] Roget: "Shiiiiit"
  662. [11:27pm] Roget: 6df+8 I HAVE VERY HIGH PDEF
  663. [11:27pm] Glacon: Roget: I HAVE VERY HIGH PDEF: 6 (6df+8=-, -, +, -, +, -)
  664. [11:27pm] Alivi: 6df+7 I have claws
  665. [11:27pm] Glacon: Alivi: I have claws: 6 (6df+7=+, -, -, -, +, 0)
  666. [11:28pm] Alivi: It brings its paw across at strikes at you, missing by a hair.
  667. [11:28pm] Tom90deg: Zoe moves forward to the pounced creature and tries to stab it
  668. [11:28pm] Tom90deg: 6df+6
  669. [11:28pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: 6 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, 0, 0)
  670. [11:28pm] Alivi: 6df+5
  671. [11:28pm] Glacon: Alivi: 3 (6df+5=-, 0, -, +, 0, -)
  672. [11:28pm] Balthazaar: 6df+8 no time to switch to gun
  673. [11:28pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: no time to switch to gun: 6 (6df+8=0, -, +, -, -, 0)
  674. [11:28pm] Alivi: Zoe the blade sinks into the fur.
  675. [11:28pm] Alivi: It wails!
  676. [11:28pm] Alivi: mdef everyone
  677. [11:28pm] Strife26: Rick lets his rifle drop and rushes forward to bring down his good, solid tomahawk down
  678. [11:28pm] Tom90deg: 6df+4 stupid mdef
  679. [11:28pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: stupid mdef: 6 (6df+4=0, +, +, -, +, 0)
  680. [11:29pm] Roget: 6df+5 Lost my mind! Left somewhere behind!
  681. [11:29pm] Glacon: Roget: Lost my mind! Left somewhere behind!: 8 (6df+5=+, -, +, 0, +, +)
  682. [11:29pm] Proto_Lost: 6df+4
  683. [11:29pm] Glacon: Proto_Lost: 6 (6df+4=-, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  684. [11:29pm] Balthazaar: 6df+6
  685. [11:29pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: 7 (6df+6=0, -, +, 0, 0, +)
  686. [11:29pm] Strife26: 6df+6 mdefytastic
  687. [11:29pm] Glacon: Strife26: mdefytastic: 6 (6df+6=-, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  688. [11:29pm] Strife26: 6df+3 melee if still relevant
  689. [11:29pm] Glacon: Strife26: melee if still relevant: 2 (6df+3=0, -, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  690. [11:29pm] Alivi: 6df+5 defense
  691. [11:29pm] Glacon: Alivi: defense: 5 (6df+5=-, -, +, +, 0, 0)
  692. [11:29pm] Positronium: 6df+6 oh noes
  693. [11:29pm] Glacon: Positronium: oh noes: 7 (6df+6=+, -, +, +, -, 0)
  694. [11:29pm] Alivi: it doesnt affect the thing Rick
  695. [11:31pm] Tom90deg: Zoe pulls her sword out and brings it around again, slashing.
  696. [11:31pm] Tom90deg: 6df+6
  697. [11:31pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: 11 (6df+6=+, +, 0, +, +, +)
  698. [11:31pm] Alivi: you are all ok from the effects.
  699. [11:31pm] Alivi: And Zoe. Pdef or Agility before that.
  700. [11:32pm] Tom90deg: 6df+6 pdef
  701. [11:32pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: pdef: 7 (6df+6=0, -, -, +, +, +)
  702. [11:32pm] Positronium: 6df+6 taking aim maneuver
  703. [11:32pm] Glacon: Positronium: taking aim maneuver: 5 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, -, 0)
  704. [11:32pm] Alivi: 6df+7 BANDER
  705. [11:32pm] Glacon: Alivi: BANDER: 8 (6df+7=0, +, 0, -, +, 0)
  706. [11:32pm] Alivi: Zoe a paw comes at you and slices the edge of your shoulder. -1 body.
  707. [11:32pm] Balthazaar: 6df+8 stab in the face
  708. [11:32pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: stab in the face: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  709. [11:33pm] Alivi: 6df+5
  710. [11:33pm] Glacon: Alivi: 5 (6df+5=0, -, +, 0, -, +)
  711. [11:33pm] Alivi: Bandersnatch gets a knife to the face~!
  712. [11:33pm] Tom90deg: "Aaarg!"
  713. [11:34pm] Alivi: It slumps to the ground.
  714. [11:34pm] Alivi: Bandersnatch is dead
  715. [11:34pm] Tom90deg: "Damn it..."
  716. [11:34pm] Proto_Lost: Simon hangs back, figuring that they don't really need to cut this thing up. He sticks the sword into the ground and pulls out his gun, before frowning.
  717. [11:34pm] Balthazaar: Mark figures differently, and removes a few teeth from the creature, which he pockets
  718. [11:34pm] Positronium: "Nicely done."
  719. [11:35pm] Tom90deg: "Was that really necessary?"
  720. [11:35pm] Strife26: Rick stabs it with his sword, then applies tomahawk spike to the head.
  721. [11:35pm] Balthazaar: "I was born in the wrong century."
  722. [11:35pm] Strife26: "Everyone stand back. Let's do some research."
  723. [11:35pm] Tom90deg: "Or that, bloody hell."
  724. [11:35pm] Tom90deg: "Congratualtions, you've found out how it reacts to an axe in the head."
  725. [11:36pm] Positronium: "Stop mutilating the body. It's /really/ immature."
  726. [11:36pm] Strife26: "We need to make sure that non-magic weapon have an effect."
  727. [11:36pm] Strife26: "Obviously."
  728. [11:36pm] Proto_Lost: "We just shot the fucker didn't we?"
  729. [11:36pm] Strife26: "Didn't see it go down to gunshots."
  730. [11:36pm] Tom90deg: Zoe shakes her head. "Obviously."
  731. [11:37pm] Strife26: Rick shoots it and looks for bulletholes to appear. Controlled pair.
  732. [11:37pm] Balthazaar: "Everett, theeth could be useful for study. Dna and shit."
  733. [11:37pm] Alivi: There is a rustle from a bush.
  734. [11:37pm] GraemeCracker joined the chat room.
  735. [11:37pm] Positronium: "Not you, you're fine."
  736. [11:37pm] Positronium: He looks over.
  737. [11:37pm] Tom90deg: Zoe spins around and raises up the sword, looking at the bush. "Who's there?"
  738. [11:37pm] Proto_Lost: He quickly turns to the rustling, pulling out his gun now.
  739. [11:38pm] Strife26: "Oi, Alice of Diamonds, what's up?"
  740. [11:38pm] Balthazaar: Mark readies to stab another monster
  741. [11:38pm] Strife26: Rick slips a hand into his pocket.
  742. [11:38pm] Proto_Lost: "Alice of what now?"
  743. [11:38pm] Positronium: Everett prepares to take aim.
  744. [11:38pm] Alivi: A little girl emerges. "….Hello…."
  745. [11:39pm] Tom90deg: Zoe lowers her sword. "Hello..."
  746. [11:39pm] Strife26: "Hmmm, maybe not."
  747. [11:39pm] Tom90deg: "Who're you?"
  748. [11:39pm] Alivi: She has blonde hair, violet eyes and a pink dress with a pink heart on it.
  749. [11:39pm] Proto_Lost: Simon frowns. "Shoot it."
  750. [11:39pm] Strife26: Rick looks for a card motif!
  751. [11:39pm] Alivi: "Im Alice."
  752. [11:39pm] Alivi: simon mdef
  753. [11:39pm] Strife26: "Ah, do you have a brother around here?"
  754. [11:39pm] Balthazaar: "She's a little girl, Simon. Bloody hell."
  755. [11:39pm] Alivi: She shakes her head, "Im alone."
  756. [11:39pm] Proto_Lost: "Of course you are sweetheart." He turns to Mark. "I've been here long enough to know that kids in the Pool are never to be trusted."
  757. [11:39pm] Proto_Lost: 6df+4 oohhh boy
  758. [11:40pm] Glacon: Proto_Lost: oohhh boy: 3 (6df+4=0, -, +, +, -, -)
  759. [11:40pm] Tom90deg: Zoe sighs. "Hello Alice."
  760. [11:40pm] Tom90deg: "What're you doing here? This is very dangerous."
  761. [11:40pm] Alivi: Simon she turns to you and…. for a second you see your daughter. …She cant be that bad…right?
  762. [11:40pm] Strife26: "Oh yeah, you remember that one that mauled Bill? Fucked up shit."
  763. [11:40pm] Alivi: "Im here to see the queen."
  764. [11:41pm] Tom90deg: "I see."
  765. [11:41pm] Positronium: "About?"
  766. [11:41pm] Strife26: ~A horse~
  767. [11:41pm] Alivi: "Her party." The little girl smiles
  768. [11:41pm] Alivi: "Wanna see?"
  769. [11:41pm] Proto_Lost: His finger freezes on the trigger, and for a brief moment, he can't move...fuck, he can't tell anyone he was losing it like this. Nope. "...fine." He says, his voice getting a little shaky.
  770. [11:41pm] Balthazaar: Mark shrugs. "Where is this party?"
  771. [11:41pm] Tom90deg: "I think we are to."
  772. [11:41pm] Proto_Lost: Simon brings down the gun, rubbing at his eyes.
  773. [11:41pm] Tom90deg: "Where's the party?"
  774. [11:41pm] Alivi: "At the castle, the mad hatter said he wont come."
  775. [11:42pm] Tom90deg: Zoe looks over at everyone else. "Shall we?"
  776. [11:42pm] Balthazaar: Mark looks at Simon, vaguely concerned
  777. [11:42pm] Strife26: "Yeah, one second."
  778. [11:42pm] Strife26: Rick looks for Chloe's sword!
  779. [11:43pm] Proto_Lost: "Yeah, yeah just lead the way." He says, looking at the girl again.
  780. [11:43pm] Alivi: "The mean hatter is that way." She points.
  781. [11:43pm] Alivi: "The castle is that way."
  782. [11:43pm] Alivi: "Which way should we go?"
  783. [11:43pm] Alivi: Chloes sword and Hanks Sword are gone
  784. [11:43pm] Roget: "Castle sounds like a good idea."
  785. [11:43pm] Strife26: "Let's split the party." Rick looks for a bit more before giving up.
  786. [11:43pm] Tom90deg: "Would the queen want to se the hatter?"
  787. [11:43pm] Balthazaar: "I vote for the castle."
  788. [11:44pm] Tom90deg: "I vote for the Hatter."
  789. [11:44pm] Alivi: "Why the queen loves all her subjects…especially the Alices..."
  790. [11:44pm] Proto_Lost: "Fuck you Rick, splitting the party means less swords in our hands. We go to one place only."
  791. [11:44pm] Positronium: "Hats."
  792. [11:44pm] Strife26: "But double the chance for loot."
  793. [11:44pm] Strife26: "How do you know that the Queen loves the Alices, Alice?"
  794. [11:44pm] Proto_Lost: "Fuck the loot! I want this op finished now!"
  795. [11:44pm] Tom90deg: "This isn't a bloody dungon and dragons game."
  796. [11:44pm] Strife26: Rick whistles a few bars of a song.
  797. [11:44pm] Alivi: "Why…she was an Alice."
  798. [11:45pm] Strife26: "Alice of clubs, possibly?"
  799. [11:45pm] Tom90deg: Zoe turns back to Alice. "Why is the Hatter mean?"
  800. [11:45pm] Tom90deg: "Does the queen not want to see him?"
  801. [11:45pm] Alivi: "She does not have a symbol she is the Queen of Alices.'
  802. [11:45pm] Proto_Lost: "Exactly, thank you Zoe."
  803. [11:45pm] Alivi: "And the Queen of Wonderland."
  804. [11:45pm] Balthazaar: Mark leans against a tree, trying not to stare at the pool of blood.
  805. [11:45pm] Strife26: "But before she was Queen of Alices."
  806. [11:45pm] Alivi: "You dont talk about then, or else your head will be lost."
  807. [11:45pm] Alivi: perception.
  808. [11:46pm] Strife26: 6df+8
  809. [11:46pm] Glacon: Strife26: 10 (6df+8=+, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  810. [11:46pm] Tom90deg: 4df+5
  811. [11:46pm] Glacon: Tom90deg: 7 (4df+5=0, 0, +, +)
  812. [11:46pm] Roget: 6df+7
  813. [11:46pm] Glacon: Roget: 3 (6df+7=-, -, -, 0, -, 0)
  814. [11:46pm] Balthazaar: 6df+6
  815. [11:46pm] Glacon: Balthazaar: 7 (6df+6=0, +, -, -, +, +)
  816. [11:46pm] Strife26: "Sorry, freeborn man of the USA, I say what I want."
  817. [11:46pm] Proto_Lost: 6df+6
  818. [11:46pm] Glacon: Proto_Lost: 3 (6df+6=0, -, -, 0, -, 0)
  819. [11:46pm] Positronium: 6df+6 :(
  820. [11:46pm] Glacon: Positronium: :(: 4 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, -, 0)
  821. [11:46pm] Tom90deg: "Rick. That's a fast way to get killed."
  822. [11:47pm] Alivi: Rick, Zoe, Mark you see a thin red line at her neck
  823. [11:47pm] Tom90deg: Zoe looks at the other members of the team. "Is he always....Um..."
  824. [11:47pm] Tom90deg: "Are...you alright sweetie?"
  825. [11:47pm] Alivi: "im fine." She grins
  826. [11:47pm] Tom90deg: "Your neck...did you get cut?"
  827. [11:47pm] Strife26: "Might want to step back, everyone."
  828. [11:47pm] Balthazaar: "Mark goes to one knee before the girl. "Hey... What's this on your neck?"
  829. [11:47pm] Proto_Lost: Simon eyes the girl with suspicion.
  830. [11:47pm] Alivi: "Nothing…."
  831. [11:47pm] Strife26: Rick gets ready to avoid a spray of blood.
  832. [11:48pm] Alivi: "Where should we go??
  833. [11:48pm] Strife26: "I'm cool with direct assault against the castle if you all are."
  834. [11:48pm] Balthazaar: Mark frowns. "Okay..."
  835. [11:49pm] Positronium: "You don't say."
  836. [11:49pm] Tom90deg: "I think we should see the hatter."
  837. [11:50pm] Strife26: "I'm cool to visit Johnny too."
  838. [11:51pm] Proto_Lost: "Johnny?"
  839. [11:51pm] Tom90deg: "Johnny?"
  840. [11:51pm] Strife26: "The Hatter."
  841. [11:51pm] Strife26: "Johnny Depp."
  842. [11:51pm] Alivi: "His real name is Ceranta Julius Demarian the 4th"
  843. [11:51pm] Proto_Lost: "...if he looks anything like Johnny Depp, I'm going to punch you for influencing the pool."
  844. [11:52pm] Roget: "I've never seen Depp as the hatter. I've only seen the animated film."
  845. [11:52pm] Strife26: "As long as you get an autograph will we're waiting for me to recover from unconsciousness."
  846. [11:52pm] Tom90deg: "Lead on then, I guess ALice?"
  847. [11:52pm] Positronium: ~Where did they find this guy?~
  848. [11:53pm] Alivi: She frowns
  849. [11:53pm] Alivi: "im not going."
  850. [11:53pm] Proto_Lost: "Your loss Ralph, the man did good by his role at least."
  851. [11:53pm] Alivi: "You can go..."
  852. [11:53pm] Strife26: "Why not?"
  853. [11:53pm] Roget: "Maybe one of these days."
  854. [11:53pm] Balthazaar: Mark is leaning on a tree keeping an eye and ear out for signs of trouble, waiting for a decision to be made
  855. [11:53pm] Alivi: She points the way
  856. [11:53pm] Tom90deg: "Ok...Where is it?"
  857. [11:54pm] Tom90deg: "Thank you Alice."
  858. [11:54pm] Tom90deg: Zoe looks at the group. "Shall we?"
  859. [11:55pm] Balthazaar: "Let's go."
  860. [11:55pm] Positronium: Everett starts walking.
  861. [11:55pm] Proto_Lost: Simon takes point, never taking his eyes off the girl, as if making sure that she won't turn into his daughter again.
  862. [11:55pm] Alivi: She stares at them, almost glaring
  863. [11:55pm] Balthazaar: Mark follows
  864. [11:55pm] Strife26: Rick sweeps a low bow to the Alice, taking her hand and kissing it before he leaves.
  865. [11:56pm] Strife26: He's got some experience getting capes to billow dramatically.
  866. [11:56pm] Alivi: She runs away
  867. [11:56pm] Tom90deg: Zoe heads on off, behind Simon.
  868. [11:56pm] Alivi: As you travel you hear drunken sounding singing, nonsense and jibberish grow louder and louder
  869. [11:57pm] Strife26: "Everyone's unbirthday, right?"
  870. [11:57pm] Roget: "Ahyup."
  871. [11:57pm] Proto_Lost: He just clenches his fists, waiting for the exact moment he should hit Rick once the hatter comes into view.
  872. [11:57pm] Tom90deg: "Lets..not mention that."
  873. [11:57pm] Tom90deg: "Quick, in and out, find out what we need to."
  874. [11:57pm] Alivi: There at a large table spread out for tea. A man with crazy hair and pale skin is there. He wears a large green hat. With cards in them.
  875. [11:57pm] Alivi: And a large….rabbit?
  876. [11:58pm] Balthazaar: Mark takes out his PDA and thakes a picture of the scene
  877. [11:59pm] Strife26: ". . . Wait a second."
  878. [11:59pm] DrScottJonas left the chat room. (Quit: Bye)
  879. [11:59pm] Positronium: Everett's stomach rumbles quietly when he sees the giant rabbit before /also/ taking a number of pictures with his camera.
  880. [11:59pm] Proto_Lost: Simon eyes the hatter.
  881. [12:00am] Tom90deg: "Huh."
  882. [12:00am] Alivi: He looks insane and nothing like Jonny Depp
  883. [12:00am] Tom90deg: "HEllo, Hatter?"
  884. [12:00am] Strife26: ~Damn~
  885. [12:00am] Alivi: "WHY HELLO THERE!"
  886. [12:00am] Alivi: He waves rather dramatically
  887. [12:00am] Strife26: ~Come oooonnnnn, don't jinx it~
  888. [12:00am] Tom90deg: Zoe approaches. "March Hare. Where's the Doormouse?"
  889. [12:00am] Alivi: "What a small world this is,"
  890. [12:00am] Strife26: Rick waves and bows
  891. [12:00am] Alivi: "Mouse is in the pot."
  892. [12:00am] Alivi: He points.
  893. [12:00am] Proto_Lost: He nods. "Yeah hi there."
  894. [12:00am] Strife26: He stage whispers to Simon "Sorry mate, maybe next time."
  895. [12:00am] Alivi: "SOOOO all the new Alices..."
  896. [12:01am] Alivi: "Wonderful for you to join us."
  897. [12:01am] Proto_Lost: "Fuck you Rick."
  898. [12:01am] Balthazaar: Mark waves. "Hey mate." ~Still more normal than drug fiends.~
  899. [12:01am] Strife26: "Well, I'm pretty sure that we're not Alices."
  900. [12:01am] Strife26: "I mean, the only with a label of an A is me, and I'm in black."
  901. [12:01am] Tom90deg: "Right..."
  902. [12:01am] Strife26: "And that, of course, makes me"
  903. [12:02am] Strife26: Rick strides forward and jumps on a chair
  904. [12:02am] Strife26: "THE ACE OF SPADES~"
  905. [12:02am] Strife26: "Daaannuuuuu"
  906. [12:02am] Strife26: "THE ACE OF SPADES~"
  907. [12:02am] Positronium: Everett raises a hand to his mouth. Cough "ace of tools." Cough.
  908. [12:02am] Strife26: He air guitars.
  909. [12:03am] Tom90deg: "God..."
  910. [12:03am] Tom90deg: "Is he always like this?"
  911. [12:03am] Alivi: The Hatter nods.
  912. [12:03am] Alivi: "Innnnnneterestingggg"
  913. [12:03am] Alivi: "I suppose you intend to kill the other Alices."
  914. [12:03am] Strife26: "At least it makes sense to me."
  915. [12:03am] Alivi: "Correct?"
  916. [12:03am] Tom90deg: "No?"
  917. [12:03am] Strife26: "Nah, there are no other Alices."
  918. [12:03am] Positronium: "No."
  919. [12:03am] Tom90deg: "I don't think so."
  920. [12:03am] Alivi: "Well then how you going to win?"
  921. [12:03am] Strife26: "I'm thinking the Jabborwalky, myself."
  922. [12:03am] Proto_Lost: "...God, and Eriko had to put up with this?"
  923. [12:03am] Alivi: "You are all Alices."
  924. [12:03am] Tom90deg: "Cleverness?"
  925. [12:04am] Strife26: Rick sits down in the chair backwards
  926. [12:04am] Positronium: "Cheating, probably."
  927. [12:04am] Roget: "You're an Alice."
  928. [12:04am] Alivi: "ooooh like killing the Jabberwocky."
  929. [12:04am] Tom90deg: "That'll work too."
  930. [12:04am] Alivi: "Good luck," The march Hare sniffs.
  931. [12:04am] Roget: Persuasion to make the hatter think he is the one true Alice?
  932. [12:04am] Alivi: sure
  933. [12:05am] Roget: 6df+10 tagging bedside manner "Why, Alice, what are you doing in that hat?"
  934. [12:05am] Glacon: Roget: tagging bedside manner "Why, Alice, what are you doing in that hat?": 6 (6df+10=-, -, +, -, -, -)
  935. [12:05am] Alivi: 6df+6 so mad
  936. [12:05am] Glacon: Alivi: so mad: 7 (6df+6=+, -, +, -, 0, +)
  937. [12:05am] Balthazaar: "What is happening?" He asks of Simon
  938. [12:05am] Alivi: "I am not an Alice my dear boy."
  939. [12:05am] Proto_Lost: Simon looks at Ralph strangely. "Beats the fuck out of me."
  940. [12:05am] Alivi: The Hatter smiles.
  941. [12:05am] Tom90deg: "Where's the Jabberwock?"
  942. [12:05am] Roget: "Hoped that would work..."
  943. [12:05am] Alivi: "However you much be wondering the alternate way to win..."
  944. [12:05am] Alivi: "For a price we can say."'
  945. [12:06am] Tom90deg: "What price?"
  946. [12:06am] Strife26: Rick's having too much fun being insane to fit in to be seriously asking questions.
  947. [12:06am] Alivi: "Button, mustard, memory, blood."
  948. [12:06am] Alivi: mdef rick
  949. [12:06am] Strife26: 6df+6 coldly insaner than yooouuuuu~
  950. [12:06am] Glacon: Strife26: coldly insaner than yooouuuuu~: 9 (6df+6=+, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
  951. [12:07am] Balthazaar: I have all of those but the mustard if it helps hurry the process along."
  952. [12:07am] Balthazaar: "
  953. [12:07am] Tom90deg: "Mustard?"
  954. [12:07am] Alivi: you still keep your wits bout you.'
  955. [12:07am] Tom90deg: "I've got some buttons..."
  956. [12:07am] Alivi: "NO!"
  957. [12:07am] Alivi: "Mustard?!?!"
  958. [12:07am] Alivi: "Now that is just silly!"
  959. [12:07am] Strife26: "You guys aren't thinking along the right paths."
  960. [12:07am] Alivi: He waves his hand.
  961. [12:08am] Strife26: "Memory, blood, birds and mud."
  962. [12:08am] Proto_Lost: "...mustard...right fuck this." He starts heading back the way they came.
  963. [12:08am] Tom90deg: "I can give blood."
  964. [12:08am] Tom90deg: "A- type."
  965. [12:08am] Strife26: "Birds and mud to fight a flood."
  966. [12:08am] Alivi: "Why?"
  967. [12:08am] Strife26: "Hey, mind if I snag a cup of tea while I'm here?"
  968. [12:09am] Tom90deg: "Hatter, I'll pay. What are the other ways to win?"
  969. [12:09am] Proto_Lost: "Anyone up for shooting the queen and going home can come with me."
  970. [12:09am] Strife26: "Probably going to be the wocky on your way there, actually, Simon."
  971. [12:10am] Alivi: "Kill the Jabberwocky…however it is just half the battle…."
  972. [12:10am] Alivi: they grin
  973. [12:10am] Proto_Lost: "Who gives a shit, I'll just beat it to death."
  974. [12:10am] Alivi: and the table begins to fade
  975. [12:10am] Tom90deg: "And the other half?"
  976. [12:10am] Alivi: The surroundings fade
  977. [12:10am] Alivi: darkness falls
  978. [12:10am] Tom90deg: "Ah hell."
  979. [12:10am] Balthazaar: Mark worries.
  980. [12:10am] Strife26: Rick grabs for a damn tea cup.
  981. [12:10am] Proto_Lost: Is Simon experiencing the darkness?
  982. [12:10am] Alivi: yea
  983. [12:10am] Positronium: "Again?"
  984. [12:10am] Alivi: And Rick agility
  985. [12:11am] Roget: Ralph looks around
  986. [12:11am] Strife26: 6df+4 not quite a dump stat
  987. [12:11am] Glacon: Strife26: not quite a dump stat: 5 (6df+4=0, +, +, -, 0, 0)
  988. [12:11am] Alivi: you barely miss a cup
  989. [12:11am] Strife26: ~Daaaaaaamn~
  990. [12:11am] Alivi: The voice from before sounds off
  991. [12:11am] Alivi: "Kill…./me/"
  992. [12:11am] Alivi: "And here I thought you Alices had better things to do."
  993. [12:11am] Roget: "!"
  994. [12:12am] Strife26: "Shit, we're paid by the hour, comrade disembodied voice."
  995. [12:12am] Strife26: "But if you'd like to move to dance calls up, we're good to do it now."
  996. [12:12am] Alivi: The Jabberwocky appears. She grins.
  997. [12:12am] Strife26: Rick examines closely!
  998. [12:12am] Alivi: Rick Mdef
  999. [12:12am] Tom90deg: "Ah hel."
  1000. [12:12am] Strife26: 6df+6 mind like a Depleted uranium traap
  1001. [12:12am] Tom90deg: Zoe draws her sword. "Ok so..."
  1002. [12:12am] Glacon: Strife26: mind like a Depleted uranium traap: 4 (6df+6=-, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  1003. [12:13am] Alivi: You feel a slight ball of apprehsniorn and fear beginning to emerge.
  1004. [12:13am] Proto_Lost: Simon turns and whips out the sord. "God, finally!"
  1005. [12:13am] Alivi: You cannot look at it. Without feeling apprehsnsive and scared
  1006. [12:13am] Alivi: The Jabberwocky hisses.
  1007. [12:13am] Alivi: "The Vorpal Sword?! But…how?!"
  1008. [12:14am] Alivi: Not that damned Cat?!"
  1009. [12:14am] Strife26: Rick starts belting out Ace of Spades loudly.
  1010. [12:14am] Positronium: Everett looks at Simpn
  1011. [12:14am] Positronium: Simon
  1012. [12:14am] Proto_Lost: Simon looks at Rick. "Right, that should be sign enough...stab that fucker!"
  1013. [12:14am] Roget: Ralph looks at the jabberwocky-tocky
  1014. [12:14am] Balthazaar: Mark draws his own sword and rushes at the jabberwocky
  1015. [12:14am] Strife26: "Come on Captain Carrot, let's do this." He looks at Simon, snapping his bayonet into place and charging, sword forgotten, tomahawk in his left and rifle point on the right.
  1016. [12:14am] Tom90deg: "Snicker snack!"
  1017. [12:15am] Positronium: How large is it?
  1018. [12:15am] Proto_Lost: "Captain what?"
  1019. [12:15am] Alivi: ts pretty large.
  1020. [12:15am] Alivi: However the belly is largly exposed.
  1021. [12:16am] Strife26: "YOU SHOULD READ MORE"
  1022. [12:16am] Proto_Lost: Simon rolls his eyes, giving the sword a little flourish before running up to it, the sword in his hands held like a baseball bat.
  1023. [12:16am] Alivi: The Jabberwocky snarls at Rick
  1024. [12:17am] Alivi: Rick Pdef
  1025. [12:17am] Strife26: Rick charges headlong, looking to tie-up the foe to let Simon score a properly vorpal hit.
  1026. [12:17am] Proto_Lost: 6df+6 Simon slash
  1027. [12:17am] Glacon: Proto_Lost: Simon slash: 10 (6df+6=0, 0, +, +, +, +)
  1028. [12:17am] Strife26: 6df+7 armored distraction!
  1029. [12:17am] Glacon: Strife26: armored distraction!: 6 (6df+7=0, +, 0, -, 0, -)
  1030. [12:17am] Tom90deg: "Carrot, Discworld!"
  1031. [12:17am] Alivi: 6df+8 Attack
  1032. [12:17am] Positronium: 6df+5 perception maneuver, Everett aims his pistol.
  1033. [12:17am] Glacon: Alivi: Attack: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  1034. [12:17am] Glacon: Positronium: perception maneuver, Everett aims his pistol.: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  1035. [12:17am] Alivi: Rick you are thrown against a wall -2 body as it is bruised and you feel a burnin sensation in the cut.
  1036. [12:18am] Alivi: 6df+6 defense
  1037. [12:18am] Glacon: Alivi: defense: 7 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, 0, +)
  1038. [12:18am] Strife26: Rick's back on his feet and rushing right back into it.
  1039. [12:18am] Strife26: "You win some, lose some, it's - all - the same to me~"
  1040. [12:18am] Balthazaar: 6df+8 stab the belly
  1041. [12:18am] Glacon: Balthazaar: stab the belly: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, -, -, +)
  1042. [12:18am] Alivi: Simon your slash causes it to screech.
  1043. [12:18am] Strife26: 6df+8 sneak manuever don't see me coming back, eh?
  1044. [12:18am] Glacon: Strife26: sneak manuever don't see me coming back, eh?: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, -, -, 0, +)
  1045. [12:18am] Alivi: Everett your attack does lttle
  1046. [12:18am] Strife26: The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
  1047. [12:18am] Strife26: "
  1048. [12:19am] Tom90deg: Zoe runs up after Rick, and swings at the jabberwock
  1049. [12:19am] Tom90deg: 6df+6 snicker snack
  1050. [12:19am] Glacon: Tom90deg: snicker snack: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  1051. [12:19am] Proto_Lost: "Pff, like I need some special bullshit sword to cut your shit."
  1052. [12:19am] Positronium: Everett sighs, holsters his gun, and draws his sword.
  1053. [12:20am] Alivi: "How…./DARE/ you."
  1054. [12:20am] Strife26: Sneak maneuver to Simon's melee for being a surprise distraction if possible
  1055. [12:20am] Strife26: "Point's that it's the *least* magic, Simon. Jesus."
  1056. [12:21am] Proto_Lost: "So the point is that the least magical it is, the more it'll work on this fucker? Why the fuck aren't we shooting it then?"
  1057. [12:21am] Strife26: "Too unmagic. Also shooting into melee is mean."
  1058. [12:22am] Proto_Lost: Can Simon swing at its legs to bring it down?
  1059. [12:23am] Tom90deg: "Will you guys stop argueing and do something?"
  1060. [12:25am] Balthazaar: "Are we killing this thing or not?"
  1061. [12:26am] Roget left the chat room. (Quit: he gone)
  1062. [12:27am] Tom90deg: Zoe stabs again!
  1063. [12:27am] Tom90deg: 6df+6 stab!
  1064. [12:27am] Glacon: Tom90deg: stab!: 7 (6df+6=0, +, +, 0, 0, -)
  1065. [12:27am] Positronium: 6df+4 Everett lunges.
  1066. [12:27am] Glacon: Positronium: Everett lunges.: 4 (6df+4=+, 0, -, -, +, 0)
  1067. [12:28am] Strife26: Rick is totally right next to the big J while talking, slashing and knicking with tomahawk and bayonet point, acting as flanker and distraction
  1068. [12:28am] Strife26: "It's. Friendly. Banter."
  1069. [12:28am] Balthazaar: 6df+8
  1070. [12:28am] Glacon: Balthazaar: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, -, +, -, 0)
  1071. [12:29am] thedeadlymoose left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 185 seconds)
  1072. [12:32am] Pihoqahiak left the chat room. (Quit: bed)
  1073. [12:48am] TheRaven left the chat room. (Quit: Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free!)
  1074. [01:21am] Tom90deg left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
  1075. [01:22am] DrSavage joined the chat room.
  1076. [01:22am] Tom90deg joined the chat room.
  1077. [01:22am] Balthazaar: 6df+8 Might as well stab it
  1078. [01:22am] Glacon: Balthazaar: Might as well stab it: 9 (6df+8=0, -, +, -, +, +)
  1079. [01:22am] Positronium: 6df+4 Everett stabs at the creature viciously.
  1080. [01:22am] Glacon: Positronium: Everett stabs at the creature viciously.: 5 (6df+4=-, 0, +, +, +, -)
  1081. [01:23am] Alivi: 6df+5 its defense seems lower than before
  1082. [01:23am] Alivi: 6df+5
  1083. [01:23am] Glacon: Alivi: 8 (6df+5=0, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  1084. [01:23am] Alivi: Mark your hit plunges into its eye
  1085. [01:24am] Alivi: It focuses on you before hissing, the body blackening. "Just because you kill me, does not mean the game is over…."
  1086. [01:25am] Balthazaar: "I don't really care."
  1087. [01:25am] Positronium: "No continues."
  1088. [01:25am] Alivi: "then i place a curse in your home..."
  1089. [01:25am] Balthazaar: Mark retrieves his sword from the creatures face and wipes it on his pants
  1090. [01:26am] Proto_Lost left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  1091. [01:26am] Alivi: the Jabberwocky's smile stands out in the shadows as its last breath escapes the body
  1092. [01:27am] Balthazaar: Mark looks at it for a second, then turns to Everett. "Good thing I'm homeless. You ready to go?"
  1093. [01:27am] Alivi: it goes dark, and you wake up on the shores of the red pool
  1094. [01:27am] Positronium: "Just abou-"
  1095. [01:28am] Positronium: "Alright, then."
  1096. [01:28am] Strife26: "Dammit, I wanted a goddamn cup of tea."
  1097. [01:28am] Alivi: In #farrecon while all looks normal, in the slightest moment, in the still of the night, sometimes you swear you see the symbol of your Alice etched on your skin in red blood
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