Carmen helps Ember on his first wake-up in game

* fractalAbomination [FA] began pestering bucolicBunyan [BB]
<fractalAbomination> ...carmen?
<fractalAbomination> what's going on?
<bucolicBunyan> <there is no immediate response>
<fractalAbomination> ...hello? :c
<bucolicBunyan> <a brief moment later>
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOO
<bucolicBunyan> Hi Ember!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX goin on why are u askin me???????
<fractalAbomination> huh?
<bucolicBunyan> This fuckin monster thing just came outta nowhere n started wreckin the turret shit on my house!!!!! ://////
<bucolicBunyan> Idk why ur askin me why its there
<fractalAbomination> my notebook just told me to wait what
<bucolicBunyan> Game just hates me or something I guess.....
<bucolicBunyan> Wait
<bucolicBunyan> FUCK
<bucolicBunyan> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
<bucolicBunyan> I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE
<bucolicBunyan> Im soooo sorry Ember!!!!
<fractalAbomination> monster thing? what the oak?
<bucolicBunyan> Ignore all that shit I just said
<fractalAbomination> uhhhhh
<bucolicBunyan> I didnt realize it happened already I got too fuckin distracted like a shitty noob....
<fractalAbomination> ????????
<bucolicBunyan> Okay ur probs real confused right now am I right???
<bucolicBunyan> Scared maybe?
<fractalAbomination> yes. very, very confused and you're not helping
<bucolicBunyan> Kind of freaking out because nothing makes sense?
<fractalAbomination> what's going on????
<bucolicBunyan> Okay, first things first.
<bucolicBunyan> Dude Im right here its okay to freak a little thats just how it goes
<bucolicBunyan> Second thing itll all be okay I can Xplain somma this shit so try n calm down if u can
<bucolicBunyan> I know itll be hard to believe but all the shit Im gonna say is true okay???
<fractalAbomination> i'm perfectlycalm but what the fern is going on?
<bucolicBunyan> How much of your notebook have you read????
<fractalAbomination> the first page and the most recent one
<bucolicBunyan> K so I gotta bunch of Xplainin to do
<fractalAbomination> and there's this guy caalled maddox in my house and he knows me??? but i don't know him???
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah thats Xtra confusin Im not sure how Im gonna do this this is soooo much fuckin more complicated than usual.....
<bucolicBunyan> Here goes I guess....
<bucolicBunyan> Do u already know bout ur memory stuff????
<fractalAbomination> memory stuff?
<bucolicBunyan> K so this is why stuff is so confusing to u right now
<fractalAbomination> there was something about that in my notebook but it was crossed out??
<bucolicBunyan> Well fuck part of is just cuz all this shit is confusing cuz I dont even know what the fuX goin on
<bucolicBunyan> Its crossed out????
<bucolicBunyan> What did it say???
<bucolicBunyan> AXually
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck
<bucolicBunyan> Never mind I forgot
<bucolicBunyan> Dont worry bout that stuff I was gettin confused
<bucolicBunyan> What u gotta worry bout is why ur in this desert place!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Firstve all Ember u gotta believe me on this
<bucolicBunyan> U might think its some shitty prank or somethin like that but I dont do that!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> When Ive said the shit Im gonna say U gotta ask urself would Carmen fuck with me that bad????
<bucolicBunyan> I really hope the answers no cuz if u think I would then thatd be suuuuuper shitty!!!! DDDDD:
<bucolicBunyan> So u know how the last thing u can remember is yesterday takin a walk????
<fractalAbomination> yeah?
<bucolicBunyan> So p much a buncha shit happened between yesterday and today but at the end of it all there were space roX rainin from the sky!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> It really suX but one of them hit u!!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> So u forgot the stuff from yesterday to today!!!!
<fractalAbomination> oh
<bucolicBunyan> S okay though cuz I can try n Xplain that to u Idt its too much stuff....
<fractalAbomination> so... i lost my memory because something hit me?
<bucolicBunyan> Yup!!!! :(((((
<fractalAbomination> and... you know this how?
<fractalAbomination> because i sure don't know!
<bucolicBunyan> So heres the thing
<bucolicBunyan> between yesterday when ur last memory is n now we did a buncha shit!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I saw the meteors with my own eyes!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> A little while ago u kinda got hit by a space rock n u forgot all that shit!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U decided to go to sleep for a lil while n now u just woke up
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX is a guy u met during that time n he decided to stay with u while u slept
<bucolicBunyan> Hes super great :)))))
<bucolicBunyan> U following???
<fractalAbomination> kinda?
<fractalAbomination> you can see me?
<fractalAbomination> and what happened to all the meteors??
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah so I gotta admit even for me who didnt forget it that shit maXe no sense to me either!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> But I can tell u what happened
<bucolicBunyan> So p much heres the deal
<bucolicBunyan> Space roX started rainin from the sky n it was real confusing!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Then these totes sketchyass peeps stalked us n sent us this suuuuuper shady program thing
<bucolicBunyan> They said that we had to run the fuckin thing or else we were gonna die!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I didnt believe them at first cuz that sounds HELLA fuckin sketchy like a scam or somethin!!!! :OOOO
<fractalAbomination> yeah that does sound sketchy
<bucolicBunyan> Turns out the way it worX is two peeps run the thingy n then the program conneX them!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX ran the fuckin thing for some reason n the thingy connected to u!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk how the fuck it worX but somehow u gotta see his house on ur computer screen n everything!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Soooooo creepy!!!!!! DDDDD:
<bucolicBunyan> Anyways u n he did some shit on that program thingy n then somehow the program teleported MaddoXs house away before it got Xploded!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Once I saw that the game aXually does somefuckinhow save ur life I ran it too n then u n me n MaddoX connected in a lil triangle
<bucolicBunyan> Cuzza that I can see u on my computer screen!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Sorry for bein super fuckin creepy.....
<bucolicBunyan> I just wanted to make sure u were safe while u slept!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Anyways Idk where the fuck we all are now but were all in hella weird places away from the space roX so I guess thats okay
<fractalAbomination> oh
<fractalAbomination> uh
<fractalAbomination> okay...?
<bucolicBunyan> It p much maXe no sense I told u it would be crazy
<fractalAbomination> this doesn't make sense but ok i guess???
<bucolicBunyan> I swear its true
<bucolicBunyan> space roX fallin everywhere u just forgetting stuff n taking a lil nap now the program shit teleportin ur house away
<bucolicBunyan> That stuff just happened in like the last 24 hours but u forgot cuz a space rock hit u!!!!
<fractalAbomination> stupid space rocks
<bucolicBunyan> P much!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk why they all even came in the first place!!!!!
<fractalAbomination> shrug? idek anymore
<fractalAbomination> i... guess i should probably talk to maddox
<fractalAbomination> in person
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX is p confused too but hes been doin all sorts of Xplorin n stuff since we got here that u forgot about
<fractalAbomination> yes talk to the guy who i barely even know that's just outside my door
<bucolicBunyan> Hes knows a bit more than me bout stuff as usual :PPP
<bucolicBunyan> Hey like an hour ago you were talkin to him even though you hardly knew him!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U n him were workin on makin some super badass umbrellas or somethin
<fractalAbomination> we were?
<bucolicBunyan> Yup!!!!!
<fractalAbomination> oh, right, he said something like that
<bucolicBunyan> Hes a good guy u dont know that yet but trust me n past u :)))
<fractalAbomination> uh... okay i guess c:
<bucolicBunyan> Oh also can u do somethin for me????
<fractalAbomination> yeah?
<bucolicBunyan> MaddoX feels p sad bout ur whole forgettin stuff so at least for now can u not really bring it up with him????
<fractalAbomination> oh
<fractalAbomination> um... okie
<fractalAbomination> i'll try not to
<bucolicBunyan> ThanX :)))
<bucolicBunyan> I mean obvs its gonna come up in u guys talkin n stuff because lets get real u lost some of ur memory!!!
<fractalAbomination> you make it sound like i'm a computer :p
<bucolicBunyan> But just to be respectful to him Id kinda like u not to dig into it with him u knew he was nice so youll see!!!
<bucolicBunyan> lol
<bucolicBunyan> Ur not a computer
<bucolicBunyan> Silly Ember :PPP
<fractalAbomination> beep boop i'mma robot
<fractalAbomination> :pp
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOO
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOOOOOOOO
<bucolicBunyan> See all those fuckin Os????
<fractalAbomination> no but i can see lots of normal ones
<bucolicBunyan> -_______-
<fractalAbomination> cc:
<bucolicBunyan> Wait lemme fiX that
<bucolicBunyan> -_____________________________________________________________________________________-
<fractalAbomination> hehehe
<fractalAbomination> oh! i just remembered something! hold on
<fractalAbomination> well, uh, that i just read
<fractalAbomination> ish
<bucolicBunyan> ?????
* fractalAbomination pulls out his red notebook and flips to the latest page
<fractalAbomination> "note to self, asking what colour blood carmen has"
<bucolicBunyan> Oh
<fractalAbomination> i'm not sure what that means but there we go i guess?
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah before u forgot I told u somethin.......
<bucolicBunyan> Its not something Ive really told too many peeps!!!!!
<fractalAbomination> :o
<bucolicBunyan> So uhhhhh yeah I guess its gonna sound p crazy!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Here lemme send u a piXure
* bucolicBunyan sent a file: heypeeps.jpg
<bucolicBunyan> ((you see Carmen posing like the following link, leaning up against a log cabin with rolling hills of orange and green grass in the background))
<bucolicBunyan> ((http://imgur.com/6oMenDw))
<bucolicBunyan> Thats me!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im an alien apparently
<fractalAbomination> :ooooooo
<fractalAbomination> you look so cool!!
<bucolicBunyan> Really?
<bucolicBunyan> Thanks :))))
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah I got horns n pointy teeth n shit
<fractalAbomination> like really you look awesome!
<fractalAbomination> cooooool!
<bucolicBunyan> My bloods this super awesome teal color like my lipstick
<bucolicBunyan> Sorry I didnt tell u sooner.......
<bucolicBunyan> Its just kinda a big thing n I dont really know how peeps are gonna react
<fractalAbomination> ((sorry back now))
<fractalAbomination> i still think it's cool!
<fractalAbomination> waaaait... is /that/ why you live in a forest??
<bucolicBunyan> No I live in a forest cuz my asshole dad wanted to live in the middle of fucking nowhere
<bucolicBunyan> Parently my mom n dad just found me one day on the ground when they were hiking???
<bucolicBunyan> Idk what happened cuz I was p much a baby
<bucolicBunyan> I guess we kinda have forgettin important stuff that happened to us in common???
<bucolicBunyan> Idk I cant say my stuff is anywhere as bad as urs nobody really remembers bein a baby anyways
<fractalAbomination> eh i guess
<bucolicBunyan> Idr if there was anythin else I was gonna say
<bucolicBunyan> Alien space roX sketchy program teleport houses MaddoX forget stuff makin umbrellas......
<bucolicBunyan> Anythin u wanna ask me?
<fractalAbomination> uhh
<fractalAbomination> any idea who 'orea' is?
<bucolicBunyan> Oh
<bucolicBunyan> Uhhhhh
<bucolicBunyan> Shes havin a bad day n she said she wanted some space so I wouldnt talk with her right now.....
<fractalAbomination> oh, ok
<bucolicBunyan> Anyways though
<bucolicBunyan> She another peep who somehow got roped into all this shit with you n MaddoX n I
<bucolicBunyan> Shes also an alien too
<fractalAbomination> whoo aliean party
<bucolicBunyan> I guess so?
<fractalAbomination> so... who else is there?
<fractalAbomination> i know there's me and maddox and you and oreo
<fractalAbomination> orea*
<fractalAbomination> anyone else?
<bucolicBunyan> Hmmmmm
<bucolicBunyan> Theres this guy named Adrian who lived near me thats also somewhere around here but I HATE talking with so if u wanna to that u go right ahead hes p much a coldblooded murderer for all I care!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Theres Fred whos a bit weird n all he ever talX bout is shitty political systems
<bucolicBunyan> Then theres Estval Mirkan n Mobius I think but I havent heard from them since we teleported in here so Idk what theyre up to
<bucolicBunyan> Theyre all p weird anways
<bucolicBunyan> Theyre aliens too n all they talk bout is genocide n robots
<bucolicBunyan> Idk whats up with them
<fractalAbomination> that /is/ weird
<fractalAbomination> what does genocide mean again
<bucolicBunyan> Murderin every single peep in a race just cuz theyre that race!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Kinda like Hitler
<fractalAbomination> oh, right
<fractalAbomination> well, could you give me their handles? just in case they want to contact me and i have no idea who they are
* bucolicBunyan sends a text file of handles
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<fractalAbomination> whoo handles
* fractalAbomination pulls out green notebook and starts writing them in
<fractalAbomination> so, uh, i guess you should probably deal with that giant monster attacking your house
<bucolicBunyan> Oh I already did!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im TOTES not badass enough to fight shit and chat with peeps at the same time!!! DDDD:
* fractalAbomination blinks
<fractalAbomination> oh. huh
<fractalAbomination> good job!
<fractalAbomination> i guess?
<bucolicBunyan> It was already p hurt n it was tryin to rip apart my house!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U beat some stuff a lil bit ago too!!!! :)))))
<bucolicBunyan> Thats how u can make super awesome umbrellas n shit!!!!
<fractalAbomination> oh, really?
<fractalAbomination> oh, wait, yeah i wrote that in
<fractalAbomination> i should probably talk to maddox now
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah probably.....
<bucolicBunyan> Im sure youll like him :)))
<bucolicBunyan> I totes do!!!! :DDDD
<fractalAbomination> hehe
<fractalAbomination> that's a lot of smily faces and exclamation poles!
<bucolicBunyan> Yup
<bucolicBunyan> U bet it is
<fractalAbomination> and you say you only met him yesterday?
<bucolicBunyan> No I met him a long time ago!
<bucolicBunyan> He also liXe aXes n we met on an aXe forum I moderate :PPPPP
<fractalAbomination> ooh, cool!
<fractalAbomination> (it totally sounds like you have a crush on him c;)
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOOO
<fractalAbomination> wait, you do, don't you?
<bucolicBunyan> :||||||||
<fractalAbomination> that's adorable!
<bucolicBunyan> K fiiiiiiine I doooooo
<bucolicBunyan> I told him bout it already though!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I havent been telling peeps tho!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Ur jus too good :PPPP
<fractalAbomination> you used so many smilies and !!! :p
* fractalAbomination writes in green notebook in bold letters under Carmen's name: "Has crush on maddox"
<bucolicBunyan> Oh god now ur gonna talk to him about it
* bucolicBunyan facepalms
<bucolicBunyan> This is so embaressing!!!!
<fractalAbomination> hehehe
<bucolicBunyan> Geeeeez Ember :PPPP
* fractalAbomination switches over to another chat tab covered by a wall of red text, typing in stuff, before switching back
<fractalAbomination> i definitely did not just message maddox
<fractalAbomination> and i definitely did not tell him about your crush (which is still adorable!)
<bucolicBunyan> -________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________-
<bucolicBunyan> gg
<bucolicBunyan> rekt
<fractalAbomination> oh noes i am rekt
<bucolicBunyan> P much!!!!
<fractalAbomination> oh nooooooes
<bucolicBunyan> :PPPP
<fractalAbomination> :ppp
<bucolicBunyan> Any OTHER questions?????
<bucolicBunyan> Lol
<fractalAbomination> hmm..........
<fractalAbomination> nope!
<bucolicBunyan> K well then u should probs just talk bout me with MaddoX in person!!!! >:P
<bucolicBunyan> Hes probs gettin tired of standing out there.....
<fractalAbomination> but it's comfy here :c
<bucolicBunyan> Well then jus tell him to come in then!!!!!
<fractalAbomination> oh
<fractalAbomination> right
<fractalAbomination> i am a dumb
<bucolicBunyan> ;PPPP
<bucolicBunyan> Ttyl Ember!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Lemme know if other stuff confuses u!
<fractalAbomination> okay!
<fractalAbomination> thanks c:
* bucolicBunyan [BB] chopped down the connection to fractalAbomination [FA]