Jingle Parps

Lyrics by Mne nravitsya archered by ewe2

Crashing through the show
In a build no-one can play
O'er the moon we go
(Goons) Laughing all the way

Alarm bells start to ring
Derek Smart was right
oh what fun it is to watch
this ele tonight

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Lesnick smells
Crytek seized the day
The Crob-Mobile lost it's wheels
And the law firms are in play

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Tanks won't sell
Chris lost his toupee
The Coutts are mad, the game is bad
And the cultists blame SA

Laughing at the stream
at a one-horse gamer play
fps is slow
this will take all day

haven't learnt a thing
horror movie plight
derek and the goons all laugh
at a roberts stream rewrite

oh jingle bells sandi's hell
disco will obey
oh what fun it is to stream
while the citizens all pray

oh jingle bells i fortell
they'll be led astray
while the cash is being stashed
for a roberts getaway