>Grand Strategy
VGH...
Map Painter
MAXIMUM INBREEDING
Blue French Blob
A giant pile of DLC
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania
Horse Pope
Glitterhoof

>C&C
Kane
KANE LIVES
Dancing Kane
Yuri
Carville
Tanya
Mastermind
I AM THE FUTURE

>AOE
Wololo/Priest is pretty much the same as Kane imo
>GK: Teutonic Knight (AoE2)
Lolbowman
Elite Mangudai Spam
Rogan?
Stone Wall
AoE2 King
Catapult Converter
Alberto Barbarossa

>Civ/4x
Ghandi with a Nuke
A stack of Spearmen
Bipolar Ghandi
Civ V Gandhi
Civ IV Hitler
Baba Yetu
Petra Rusher

>Heroes
Eagle eye
Sandro/Good luck I am behind 7000 Powerliches
Power Lich
Necromancer

>Xcom
>99% chance to hit
a rookie covered in detonation charges
>Sectoid (Ayy lmao goalhorn)
Central Officer Bradford
Rookie with guile hair
ZOMBIFIES YOUR TEAM

>Total War
Napoopan
Yari Ashigaru
Spearmanii
*Routs* (SHAMEFUR DISPRAY goalhorn)
Rome Phalanx
Triarii
MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI / Any other ridiculously long Europa Barbarorum unit name, just to make the commentators try and say it
Height advantage
Unit diversity
Time commanders
"Strategy"
Jeff van Dyke
AND REMEMBER. THEY MAY HAVE THE MOON PEOPLE ON THEIR SIDE, BUT WE HAVE LOVELY HATS. THOSE HATS WILL SHIELD US FROM THEIR FEARSOME GAZE! (simplified somewhat, of course, like just "Our lovely hats will protect us" or something)
No family trees

>Total War : Warhammer
Karl Franz
Supreme
Ratfagging
Doomstacks

>Warcraft
Glad you could bake it, Uther
Prince Arthas
Uther
Lord Garithos

>Starcraft
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKE
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Unconstructed Pylon

>Dawn of War
Metal Boxes THE COWARDS THE FOOLS
Dayomidis
SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII
STEEL REHN
Dayomidis
Predator Martellus
SSSSIIIIIIIIINNDDRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unta

>City Builders
Somebody suggested a pyramid for Pharaoh, and I like the idea of A WHOLE FUCKING PYRAMID playing soccer

>Homeworld
The Kushan/Hiigaran Mothership

>Real Time Tactics
CLOSECOMIMOCESOLC ABIB A TOOT is too classic to past out

>Dominions
Good luck, I am behind 7000 ghost
MA Ermor

>Supreme Commander
TA was better

>Lobotomy Corps
Blue Star
Silent Orchestra
WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD
Scarecrow Duty
ANYTHING YOU SAY?
Read the fucking manual
Any of the sephirot from Lobotomy Corp/Library of Ruina
Der Freischutz (as the goalie for irony)
Don't Touch

>COH
Osttruppen
Panzerkampfwagenphilia

>Empire At War
">Corrupts your thread"
Tyber Zann

>Endless Space
Horatio

>Endless Legends
>ORBS ORBS ORBS

>Tropico
El Presidente

>Total Annihilation
PeeWee

>Stronghold
"WATCH YOUR BACK, KNIGHT!"

>Fire Emblem
Ike
">Strategy"
Devil Axe Brigand

>Paradox
Haida
Vic2 economic system
Indonesian manpower
Fascist El Salvador/52 El Salvadorian Divisions
Chin culture Austria
1% accepted pops
Großdeutschland
South German Confederation
Restoring the Roman Empire
666/000 heir
Hunting accidents
Female heirs
Canned food
Look! A bird!
General Generic
Paradox AI

>Banished
Comfy Strat

>Alpha Centauri
Free Drone
Mind Worm

>Kings Bounty
Armoured Princess

>Master of Olympus

>APM
Permanent war economy
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

>General
Turtling
Not Enough Resources
Is PES a Strategy Game???
Just Rush LMAO
Build Order Autism
Gookclicking
XXXXL Maps
Germania
Research "Options"
Tall vs Wide (Alternate players)
Modders do it for free
Artificial intelligence
Out of sync
RISK
Koreans (for the amount of APM they produce when playing strategy games)
Kiting
Early Economy vs Early Army
Sweaty/Smelly LAN party
APM