the painful set

"I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live."

Brad Armstrong

The world hangs on the brink of extinction. A mysterious event killed every woman on Earth, functionally sterilizing the human race. This isn't a story about how the world is saved, however.

Brad Armstrong is the main character of LISA: The Painful RPG, an indie game. Brad, before the word ended, was a karate expert with heavy emotional baggage after the death of his sister. With this new world, Brad thrives, though he's still held down by his own past. However, one day, he manages to find an abandoned baby - a baby girl. Naming the child Buddy, he decided to raise her on his own. However, the Rando gang steals her away from him. With that, Brad heads out to save her... while still fighting his inner demons.

Despite his own depression, Brad is still very good at karate, using his own "Armstrong" style, a mix of classic karate and pain. As he ventures out into the wastelands of the world, he encounters new allies and threats... but the real question is, will Brad be able to overcome his worst enemy: Himself?

Stats
Weight - 107
Running Speed - 1.5
Walking Speed - 0.88
Air Speed - 0.96
Fall Speed - 1.5

Brad is a seriously heavyweight character, in fact, he shares a few stats with Wario, which is a fitting description of him in general. Though, he has worse air speed than Wario does. This comparison can easily apply to his model as well, as he's roughly the same size, though noticeably slightly taller and thinner, than Wah himself. Basically, he's short and bulky, but unlike Wario not built for air-game. Not to say he isn't bad, he's jumps are fairly decent. Thanks to this bulk, Brad can definitely take a hit.