>go to convention

>Go to an Anime Convention dressed up as Eridan.
>It's lunch time, I'm quietly eating my spaghetti
>Dumbass friends go "HEY ANONNN, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PHOTOSHOOT, SILLY. COME ON"
>"Bitch, I'm eating"
>They drag me along, I stick my spaghetti in my pocket for safe-keeping
>Cute Feferi approaches me at the photoshoot
>Ohshitohshit what do I do??
>Start freaking out, choke out "You're really pretty, fef"
>She just giggles, giving me a doubtful look as she nods
>We're getting ready for pictures, oh my god I'm panicking, sweat is pouring down my forehead, causing my makeup to smudge and smear
>I don't know why, but I hug Fef
>Spaghetti pours out of my pockets, all of Feferi
>I start shitting, shitting everywhere
>SHIT FUCKING EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER MY STRIPED PANTS
>A Gamzee cosplayer strides up to me, goes "bRo, cHiIl",
>I punch him in the face before shitting more
>Security guard comes up to me and tells me to calm down
>He's fucking pulling me off of fef
>Nobody pulls me off of Fef
>Shit all over the Security guard, shit so hard that I am rocketed up to the ceiling
>Hit my head and wake up in the hospital with a coma
never going to a con again


>Go to convention
>Not wearing a costume just trying to see if I can get some unlicensed merchandise for stuff
>Suddenly some Terezi cosplayer walks up to me
>Starts licking my shirt because it was red (even though it was a toned down red, not cherry by andy definition of the word)
>Try to shake her off because its fucking weird and she's not especially hot
>She runs off
>Tells security guards I assaulted her
>Guards walk up to me and ask me to come with them
>I swipe at them with my claws
>They roar at me stumble back
>I am a bear
>Security guards are a bear
>Terezi is a bear
FUCKING YOUMACON