/v/irgins I'm thrilled
I'm in a tizzy on the boards
Waiting for switch's crash and burn

Oh what a chill
Celebrations and more
Oh babies, their refusal to learn

It's recall date is near
The power that Nintenbabies fear

Until that day
Until the fans no longer play
Until they say they'll be no more retries
Tears are in my eyes
But Nintendo never dies

Sony we've won
They're all done.
Third party, support bar none
It's more than my sides can bare

Bet you tell your "wife"
Every night
All 'bout your airplane flight
and how you would sperg out, up there.

It's recall date's so near
The shower of Nintenbabies' tears

Until that day
Until the fans no longer play
Until they say they'll be no more retries
Tears are in my eyes
But Nintendo never dies

Until that day

Until that day