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backwoods banjo is 460 good.
lawn dart is 335 good.
Stick-Knife of Loathing is 305 good.
Staff of the Roaring Hearth is 290 good.
Staff of Kitchen Royalty is 258 good.
lightning rod is 250 good.
miracle whip is 250 good.
frying brainpan is 240 good.
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun is 235 good.
Staff of the Deepest Freeze is 230 good.
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff is 230 good.
battery-powered drill is 220 good.
halibut is 210 good.
Staff of Simmering Hatred is 200 good.
fire axe is 200 good.
FDKOL fire hose is 200 good.
Ginsu™ is 200 good.
Staff of the Scummy Sink is 171 good.
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer is 170 good.
Staff of the Grease Trap is 170 good.
Staff of the Kitchen Floor is 170 good.
Staff of the Cozy Fish is 165 good.
fish hatchet is 165 good.
bass clarinet is 163 good.
Staff of the Grand Flambé is 155 good.
lead pipe is 150 good.
wrench is 150 good.
knife is 150 good.
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron is 140 good.
Meatcleaver is 135 good.
The Nuge's favorite crossbow is 135 good.
triple barreled barrel gun is 135 good.
Staff of the Lunch Lady is 130 good.
snow shovel is 130 good.
giant shrimp fork is 130 good.
garbage sticker is 130 good.
Byte is 115 good.
dented scepter is 115 good.
Staff of the Woodfire is 110 good.
Great Wolf's right paw is 110 good.
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords is 105 good.
candlestick is 102 good.
Brimstone Bludgeon is 100 good.
Loathing Legion chainsaw is 100 good.
wolf whistle is 100 good.
The Jokester's gun is 100 good.
candy crowbar is 100 good.
eldritch hammer is 100 good.
Staff of the Soupbone is 90 good.
Staff of Holiday Sensations is 90 good.
deathchucks is 90 good.
candy stick is 90 good.
Staff of the Black Kettle is 85 good.
PVC staff is 85 good.
Sword of Dark Omens is 80 good.
Staff of the Staff of Life is 80 good.
Staff of the Standalone Cheese is 80 good.
Staff of the Cream of the Cream is 80 good.
Frosty's nailbat is 75 good.
astral longbow is 75 good.
"honey" dipper is 75 good.
White Dragon Fang is 72 good.
haiku katana is 70 good.
Spooky Putty snake is 70 good.
slime-covered shovel is 70 good.
Pigsticker of Violence is 70 good.
Staff of Queso Escusado is 70 good.
slime-covered staff is 70 good.
Great Wolf's rocket launcher is 70 good.
Staff of the Electric Range is 70 good.
mercenary rifle is 70 good.
black kettle drum is 65 good.
cozy scimitar is 65 good.
rusted-out shootin' iron is 65 good.
plexiglass pikestaff is 64 good.
negotiatin' hammer is 62 good.
Hodgman's whackin' stick is 60 good.
Zombo's shoulder blade is 60 good.
Frosty's arm is 60 good.
Mer-kin hookspear is 60 good.
infernal toilet brush is 60 good.
super-sweet boom box is 60 good.
astral bludgeon is 60 good.
Dinsey's pizza cutter is 60 good.
elf ploughshare is 60 good.
carrot-on-a-stick is 57 good.
gummi sword is 57 good.
scepter of the Skeleton Lord is 56 good.
Staff of the Greasefire is 55 good.
evil-ass club is 55 good.
nasty-ass club is 55 good.
hot-ass club is 55 good.
frigid-ass club is 55 good.
creepy-ass club is 55 good.
papier-mâchéte is 55 good.
papier-mâchine gun is 55 good.
giant turkey leg is 55 good.
[7961]Staff of Ed is 55 good.
love is 55 good.
double barreled barrel gun is 55 good.
spant spear is 55 good.
teflon spatula is 53 good.
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr is 53 good.
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo is 53 good.
steel drivin' hammer is 53 good.
villainous scythe is 52 good.
Truthsayer is 52 good.
revolver is 52 good.
Mafia violin case is 50 good.
Frosty's snowball sack is 50 good.
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork is 50 good.
Coily™ is 50 good.
sugar shotgun is 50 good.
sugar shillelagh is 50 good.
sugar shank is 50 good.
Underworld flail is 50 good.
Staff of the All-Steak is 50 good.
hothammer is 50 good.
old dry bone is 50 good.
kiwi beak is 50 good.
Carpathian longsword is 50 good.
can opener is 50 good.
sugar raygun is 50 good.
broken champagne bottle is 50 good.
Windsor Pan of the Source is 49 good.
astral mace is 49 good.
astral pistol is 49 good.
crazy bastard sword is 46 good.
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril is 46 good.
deep six-shooter is 46 good.
arse-shooting crossbow is 45 good.
stainless steel shillelagh is 45 good.
duct tape sword is 45 good.
velcro broadsword is 45 good.
bag of unfinished business is 45 good.
ice nine is 45 good.
elegant nightstick is 45 good.
plastic nunchaku is 45 good.
Pener's drumstick is 45 good.
primitive alien spear is 45 good.
primitive alien blowgun is 45 good.
elevenderizing hammer is 44 good.
lavalarva is 44 good.
diabolical crossbow is 41 good.
pernicious cudgel is 41 good.
tambourine is 40 good.
Staff of Blood and Pudding is 40 good.
hand-carved bow is 40 good.
bottle-rocket crossbow is 40 good.
costume sword is 40 good.
Chester's bag of candy is 40 good.
Underworld truncheon is 40 good.
giant candy cane is 40 good.
right bear arm is 40 good.
Mayor Ghost's gavel is 40 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg is 40 good.
plastic replica blaster pistol is 40 good.
porcelain police baton is 40 good.
Spelunker's whip is 40 good.
toxic mop is 40 good.
grease cannon is 40 good.
giant cactus quill is 37 good.
Bigger Bugfinder Blade is 36 good.
amok putter is 36 good.
flamin' bindle is 35 good.
freezin' bindle is 35 good.
stinkin' bindle is 35 good.
spooky bindle is 35 good.
sleazy bindle is 35 good.
bindlestocking is 35 good.
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast is 35 good.
cozy bazooka is 35 good.
gingerbread pistol is 35 good.
candy screwdriver is 35 good.
bad vibroknife is 35 good.
chopsticks is 32 good.
Spirit Precipice is 32 good.
massive sitar is 32 good.
rusty speargun is 32 good.
jungle drum is 32 good.
rusty piece of rebar is 32 good.
slime-covered speargun is 32 good.
slime-covered club is 32 good.
antique spear is 30 good.
Staff of the Midnight Snack is 30 good.
palm-frond whip is 30 good.
C.H.U.M. knife is 30 good.
Staff of the Teapot Tempest is 30 good.
octopus's spade is 30 good.
Mer-kin digpick is 30 good.
skate board is 30 good.
inflatable baseball bat is 30 good.
Meteoid ice beam is 30 good.
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern is 30 good.
fluorescent lightbulb is 30 good.
rusty staff is 30 good.
flaming sword is 30 good.
groping claw is 30 good.
Hand that Rocks the Ladle is 30 good.
chocolate cow bone is 30 good.
Jacob's rung is 30 good.
ghast iron cleaver is 30 good.
sticky hand whip is 30 good.
mercenary pistol is 30 good.
obsidian nutcracker is 30 good.
sewage-clogged pistol is 30 good.
reindeer hammer is 30 good.
detective roscoe is 30 good.
gingerbread gavel is 30 good.
shooting morning star is 30 good.
Super Magic Power Sword X is 29 good.
Shagadelic Disco Banjo is 28 good.
big bass drum is 28 good.
Mer-kin dodgeball is 27 good.
Mer-kin dragnet is 27 good.
old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke½æ is 27 good.
ga-ga radio is 26 good.
17-alarm Saucepan is 26 good.
tin drum is 26 good.
rib of the Bonerdagon is 25 good.
wiffle-flail is 25 good.
meatspout staff is 25 good.
clockwork sword is 25 good.
clockwork staff is 25 good.
Staff of the Short Order Cook is 25 good.
cast-iron legacy paddle is 25 good.
hand-carved bokken is 25 good.
hand-carved staff is 25 good.
origami riding crop is 25 good.
club of the five seasons is 25 good.
rainbow crossbow is 25 good.
velcro paddle ball is 25 good.
bad-ass club is 25 good.
mannequin leg is 25 good.
brand new key is 25 good.
candy knuckles is 25 good.
sealhide whip is 25 good.
crowbar is 25 good.
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is 25 good.
miniature deck cannon is 25 good.
Staff of the Light Lunch is 25 good.
twisted-up wet towel is 25 good.
Meat Tenderizer is Murder is 25 good.
Sneaky Pete's basket is 25 good.
unsanitized scalpel is 25 good.
barrel gun is 25 good.
potato masher is 25 good.
murderbot plasma rifle is 25 good.
Bugfinder Blade is 24 good.
Thor's Pliers is 24 good.
wicker sticker is 24 good.
KoL Con 12-gauge is 24 good.
VYKEA hex key is 24 good.
smoldering staff is 23 good.
Hammer of Smiting is 23 good.
giant driftwood sculpture is 23 good.
Pasta Spoon of Peril is 22 good.
Rain-Doh violet bo is 22 good.
deadfall branch is 22 good.
rave whistle is 21 good.
tin foil is 21 good.
iFlail is 21 good.
protection stick is 21 good.
denim axe is 20 good.
bugbear-smiting sword is 20 good.
Radio Free Foil is 20 good.
giant discarded plastic fork is 20 good.
ice sickle is 20 good.
Zim Merman's guitar is 20 good.
war tongs is 20 good.
beer bong is 20 good.
tail o' nine cats is 20 good.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer is 20 good.
dreadlock whip is 20 good.
beer-a-pult is 20 good.
Grimacite gat is 20 good.
huge mosquito proboscis is 20 good.
C.B.F.G. is 20 good.
vibrating cyborg knife is 20 good.
immense cyborg hand is 20 good.
fish stick is 20 good.
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat is 20 good.
non-stick pugil stick is 20 good.
plastic guitar is 20 good.
finger cymbals is 20 good.
magilaser blastercannon is 20 good.
fouet de tortue-dressage is 20 good.
frozen seal spine is 20 good.
ancient stone fist is 20 good.
Loathing Legion flamethrower is 20 good.
electric crutch is 20 good.
honey dipper is 20 good.
clock-cleaning hammer is 20 good.
ancient ice cream scoop is 20 good.
steel sword is 20 good.
Staff of Fruit Salad is 20 good.
short-handled mop is 20 good.
warbear oil pan is 20 good.
breadchucks is 20 good.
half-melted spoon is 20 good.
coal shovel is 20 good.
giant spider leg is 20 good.
high-energy mining laser is 20 good.
polyester peeler is 20 good.
plasma rifle is 20 good.
wrought-iron whisk is 20 good.
bastard baster is 20 good.
haunted bindle is 20 good.
frigid derringer is 20 good.
murderbot whip is 20 good.
shuddersword is 19 good.
projectile icemaker is 19 good.
silver shrimp fork is 19 good.
ocarina of space is 19 good.
star spatula is 18 good.
fire poi is 18 good.
curmudgel is 18 good.
gatorskin umbrella is 18 good.
foot-long hot daub is 18 good.
Bonestabber is 18 good.
iron dagger is 18 good.
swordzall is 18 good.
boilgun is 18 good.
repeating crossbow is 17 good.
hot cross bow is 17 good.
clockwork crossbow is 17 good.
boxing glove on a spring is 17 good.
Mer-kin switchblade is 17 good.
keel-haulin' knife is 17 good.
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is 16 good.
ridiculously huge sword is 16 good.
giant cheesestick is 16 good.
toy Crimbot power glove is 16 good.
hawk is 16 good.
crowbarrr is 15 good.
batblade is 15 good.
drywall axe is 15 good.
rusty grave robbing shovel is 15 good.
pixel sword is 15 good.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon is 15 good.
Grimacite glaive is 15 good.
carob cannon is 15 good.
ram-battering staff is 15 good.
obsidian dagger is 15 good.
pointed stick is 15 good.
bounty-hunting rifle is 15 good.
goatskin umbrella is 15 good.
bat whip is 15 good.
armgun is 15 good.
Periodical Paintbrush is 15 good.
leechknife is 15 good.
beaver spear is 15 good.
cursed cutlass is 15 good.
fish scimitar is 15 good.
fish bazooka is 15 good.
7-inch discus is 15 good.
4-dimensional guitar is 15 good.
world's smallest violin is 15 good.
a butt tuba is 15 good.
goblin hunting spear is 15 good.
cyber-mattock is 15 good.
Flail of the Seven Aspects is 15 good.
Red Rover BB gun is 15 good.
lawnmower blade is 15 good.
pixel morning star is 15 good.
trout fang is 15 good.
Uncle Hobo's highest bough is 15 good.
hammerus is 15 good.
blunt icepick is 15 good.
giant artisanal rice peeler is 15 good.
spectral axe is 15 good.
slide rule is 15 good.
combat fan is 15 good.
red hot poker is 15 good.
haunted paddle-ball is 15 good.
silent pea shooter is 15 good.
ghostly dagger is 15 good.
western-style skinning knife is 15 good.
smoldering bagel punch is 15 good.
linoleum sword is 14 good.
linoleum staff is 14 good.
linoleum crossbow is 14 good.
hairy staff is 14 good.
soylent staff is 14 good.
black sword is 14 good.
space heater is 14 good.
grave robbing shovel is 13 good.
oversized pizza cutter is 13 good.
scorpion whip is 13 good.
fiberglass foil is 13 good.
asbestos sword is 12 good.
asbestos staff is 12 good.
asbestos crossbow is 12 good.
sword behind inappropriate prepositions is 12 good.
flaming juggler's balls is 12 good.
oversized pipe is 12 good.
happiness is 12 good.
pixel chain whip is 12 good.
staph of homophones is 12 good.
weighted paperclip chain is 12 good.
space needle is 12 good.
rope is 12 good.
Chelonian Morningstar is 11 good.
grassy cutlass is 11 good.
bone flute is 11 good.
half-size scalpel is 11 good.
Bjorn's Hammer is 10 good.
Disco Banjo is 10 good.
chrome sword is 10 good.
chrome staff is 10 good.
chrome crossbow is 10 good.
iron pasta spoon is 10 good.
hippo whip is 10 good.
spooky bicycle chain is 10 good.
duck-on-a-string is 10 good.
bubble bauble bow is 10 good.
buffalo blade is 10 good.
potato pistol is 10 good.
huge spoon is 10 good.
serpentine sword is 10 good.
perforated battle paddle is 10 good.
vampire duck-on-a-string is 10 good.
toy ray gun is 10 good.
Crimbo ukulele is 10 good.
ratarang is 10 good.
rattail whip is 10 good.
Drowsy Sword is 10 good.
yohohoyo is 10 good.
roboduck-on-a-string is 10 good.
big stirring stick is 10 good.
Spooky Putty ball is 10 good.
severed flipper is 10 good.
wumpus-hair whip is 10 good.
silver cheese-slicer is 10 good.
cheap plastic kazoo is 10 good.
ironic battle spoon is 10 good.
Loathing Legion double prism is 10 good.
sucker tachi is 10 good.
oil pan is 10 good.
anger blaster is 10 good.
fear condenser is 10 good.
regret hose is 10 good.
Bloodbath is 10 good.
Staff of the Hearty Dinner is 10 good.
giant safety pin is 10 good.
debonair deboner is 10 good.
Work is a Four Letter Sword is 10 good.
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals is 10 good.
Sheila Take a Crossbow is 10 good.
black blade is 10 good.
shotgun is 10 good.
crystalline reamer is 10 good.
macroplane grater is 10 good.
Othello's dagger is 10 good.
elven tambourine is 10 good.
foam pistol is 10 good.
genie's scimitar is 10 good.
Cerebral Crossbow is 9 good.
flaming cardboard sword is 9 good.
flypaper staff is 9 good.
grease gun is 9 good.
Frost™ brand sword is 9 good.
squeaky staff is 9 good.
can cannon is 9 good.
goulauncher is 9 good.
lupine sword is 9 good.
didgeridooka is 9 good.
demon whip is 9 good.
corrupt club of corrupt corruption is 9 good.
dueling banjo is 9 good.
machetito is 9 good.
flamingo mallet is 9 good.
pixel whip is 9 good.
contract enforcement stick is 9 good.
acoustic guitarrr is 8 good.
star sword is 8 good.
star crossbow is 8 good.
star staff is 8 good.
kneecapping stick is 8 good.
vorpal blade is 8 good.
bow staff is 8 good.
Knob Goblin melon baller is 8 good.
shiny butcherknife is 8 good.
pool cue is 8 good.
charming flute is 8 good.
frigid hankyū is 8 good.
pipe wrench is 8 good.
5-Alarm Saucepan is 7 good.
Mace of the Tortoise is 7 good.
eXtreme meat sword is 7 good.
eXtreme meat staff is 7 good.
eXtreme meat crossbow is 7 good.
muculent machete is 7 good.
filthy pestle is 7 good.
eggbeater is 7 good.
cardboard katana is 7 good.
pitchfork is 7 good.
pygmy spear is 7 good.
infernal fife is 7 good.
pocket theremin is 7 good.
blammer is 7 good.
Saucepanic is 7 good.
madius is 7 good.
icy-hot katana is 6 good.
frozen nunchaku is 6 good.
spiked femur is 6 good.
basic meat spork is 6 good.
wholeberd is 6 good.
portable corkscrew is 6 good.
cardboard sword is 6 good.
cardboard staff is 6 good.
styrofoam sword is 6 good.
styrofoam staff is 6 good.
styrofoam crossbow is 6 good.
cardboard crossbow is 6 good.
pestoblade is 6 good.
poutine pole is 6 good.
corn holder is 6 good.
half-sized guitar is 6 good.
grass whistle is 6 good.
double-barreled sling is 6 good.
ultimate ultimate frisbee is 6 good.
office-supply crossbow is 6 good.
BRICKO sword is 6 good.
Barney's rake is 6 good.
butterfly knife is 6 good.
gnawed-up dog bone is 6 good.
Bananubis's Staff is 6 good.
Kentucky-fried meat sword is 5 good.
Kentucky-fried meat staff is 5 good.
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow is 5 good.
diamond-studded cane is 5 good.
titanium assault umbrella is 5 good.
giant needle is 5 good.
Crimbo sword is 5 good.
huge mirror shard is 5 good.
can of fake snow is 5 good.
ninja mop is 5 good.
grass blade is 5 good.
star boomerang is 5 good.
star stiletto is 5 good.
bubblewrap sword is 5 good.
bubblewrap staff is 5 good.
bubblewrap crossbow is 5 good.
sword of static is 5 good.
glistening staff is 5 good.
jack flapper is 5 good.
dishrag is 5 good.
ram stick is 5 good.
prehistoric spear is 5 good.
Tropical Crimbo Sword is 5 good.
[2268]Staff of Fats is 5 good.
magic whistle is 5 good.
hippy bongo is 5 good.
pixel boomerang is 5 good.
corrupt club of corruption is 5 good.
goblin autoblowgun is 5 good.
skate blade is 5 good.
silver paté knife is 5 good.
pottery club is 5 good.
pottery yo-yo is 5 good.
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar is 5 good.
rubber band gun is 5 good.
Trusty is 5 good.
logging hatchet is 5 good.
dreadful glove is 5 good.
antique machete is 5 good.
Frankly Mr. Shank is 5 good.
licorice whip is 5 good.
tommy gun is 5 good.
fleetwood chain is 5 good.
law-abiding citizen cane is 5 good.
[7964]Staff of Fats is 5 good.
sturdy machete is 5 good.
wooden spoon is 5 good.
spooky staff is 4 good.
bone rattle is 4 good.
homoerotic frat-paddle is 4 good.
sabre teeth is 4 good.
balloon sword is 4 good.
Dr. Hobo's scalpel is 4 good.
savory sword is 4 good.
savory staff is 4 good.
savory crossbow is 4 good.
Knob Goblin spatula is 4 good.
clown whip is 4 good.
remaindered axe is 4 good.
Gnollish autoplunger is 3 good.
third-hand nunchaku is 3 good.
can of maces is 3 good.
Knob Goblin elite polearm is 3 good.
flaming crutch is 3 good.
fetus-smashing club is 3 good.
wooden axe is 3 good.
penguin whip is 3 good.
gnauga hide whip is 3 good.
time sword is 3 good.
starchy sword is 3 good.
starchy staff is 3 good.
starchy crossbow is 3 good.
curdflinger is 3 good.
dense meat sword is 3 good.
dense meat staff is 3 good.
dense meat crossbow is 3 good.
Gnollish pie server is 3 good.
Gnollish slotted spoon is 3 good.
bucket of anniversary lard is 3 good.
trusty torch is 3 good.
club of corruption is 3 good.
live wire is 3 good.
elephant stinger is 3 good.
beer-soaked mop is 3 good.
sewer snake is 3 good.
breadwand is 3 good.
Knob Goblin tongs is 2 good.
spooky stick is 2 good.
dripping meat sword is 2 good.
dripping meat staff is 2 good.
dripping meat crossbow is 2 good.
white sword is 2 good.
rubber axe is 2 good.
spork is 2 good.
cheap plastic bottle opener is 2 good.
halfberd is 2 good.
bar whip is 2 good.
witty rapier is 2 good.
out-of-tune biwa is 2 good.
soup-chucks is 2 good.
Saturday Night Special is 2 good.
rubber spatula is 2 good.
asparagus knife is 1 good.
Knob Goblin scimitar is 1 good.
stone banjo is 1 good.
wooden stakes is 1 good.
basic meat sword is 1 good.
basic meat staff is 1 good.
basic meat crossbow is 1 good.
skeleton bone is 1 good.
little paper umbrella is 1 good.
tiny plastic sword is 1 good.
tiny ninja sword is 1 good.
broken sword is 1 good.
white whip is 1 good.
evil paper umbrella is 1 good.
dented harmonica is 1 good.
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion is 1 good.
LyleCo premium magnifying glass is 1 good.