ADVENTURE Ch. 64 - Hell

Ark ---------- Leinster Lyons ------ http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=531173
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
CommodoreJim - Melange ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463188
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Vellamo ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=421842
Moonside ----- Elsa ---------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=471952
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
Skeleton ----- Warty Morty --------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=438457





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<Politoed> I'm gonna be going grocery shopping out of town but it shouldn't take too long. Going with my dad instead of my mom, etc
<Politoed> I'll take my computer too so that'll let me be back half an hour sooner regardless. Just giving you a heads-up that I'll be gone but not for the rest of the day
<Moonside> k
<Fishfosh> ok
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<Fishfosh> moo
<Moonside> huh
<Fishfosh> oh, nothing, I was just mooing
<Moonside> ok
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<Moonside> sooo
<~flibbyjibbits> down a few people
<Fishfosh> Jim's been around in bitf, so really only eltro isn't it?
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess
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<Fishfosh> oh, Eltro's alive
<CommodoreJim> or IS HE???
<Eltrotraw> u r mr gay
<Fishfosh> u r mr takei
<Eltrotraw> u r mr simmons
<Eltrotraw> i win
<CommodoreJim> yeah u win at the being homo contest
<CommodoreJim> WOAH
<Eltrotraw> shut up faget
<CommodoreJim> eltor said as he looked in the mirror
<~flibbyjibbits> im gonna go to the bathroom i guess
<Fishfosh> guess I'll go grab something to drink
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<Fishfosh> Did you survive the trip to the bathroom?
<flibbyjibbits> i had to go find my laptop since computer got grabbed
<Fishfosh> So the answer is no?
<flibbyjibbits> i guess
<Fishfosh> Are we going to be able to do anything tonight?
<flibbyjibbits> maybe a bit
<flibbyjibbits> wasnt there someone who aid they wanted to watch i forget
<Arkay> dyna
<Moonside> dyna
<Fishfosh> dynawing
<Eltrotraw> invite him in here
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<~flibbyjibbits> hows inviting done again
<Fishfosh>  /invite
<Skeleton> /invite nick #channel
<Fishfosh> or you could just PM him
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<Arkay> hi
<~flibbyjibbits> assuming you still wanetd to watch
<Moonside> hi
<Skeleton> I'm ready whenever, just shading a comic right now. Won't avert too much attention.
<Dynawing> yep i'm just going to be here to wattch
<Moonside> http://pastebin.com/mgV4bzLp the log if you're interested
<~flibbyjibbits> even though i didnt get around to planning much since i was busy with schoolwork the first half of the week and then i lost track of time between the few days and sort of thought today was friday even though there was breif pmdnd yesterday
<Fishfosh> don't judge us too harshly if we mess up badly
<Skeleton> Hahaha
<Moonside> I already know what I'm naming this chapter
<~flibbyjibbits> but hey, i made it to anor londo
<Skeleton> Don't worry flib, lately I think every Sunday is Monday for some reason
<Fishfosh> brief recap: last week we fought a dragon and did not kill it, but it also did not kill us so overall we did pretty okay.  It flew off all like "I'm so mad, I'm going to go burn this village so I won't be so mad," so we stole his things and ran to the temple of the moon where crazy shit is probably about to go down
<Eltrotraw> are we going to go and gank him again
<~flibbyjibbits> since i guess dyna probly wants to see stuff about mechanics i guess we can throw on a fight scene hm ok
<Eltrotraw> since he said "lol u noobs u couldn't kill me 6v1"
<Skeleton> We are currently in another timeline waiting for it to "go bad" so a certain Mr. Bones will appear.
<Fishfosh> The bone smith
<Moonside> weren't we going to fight mr. bones anyway
<Skeleton> But the PURE GOOD LIGHT POWER in our hearts is making it difficult to let the world here just end
<Eltrotraw> what good light power
<~flibbyjibbits> to make that more or less confusing
<Fishfosh> I will try to shine brightly with pure neutrality
<Skeleton> Err I dunno
<Skeleton> Our alignments I guess
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a creature called the bonesmitch thats making big nasty monsters, then an evil queen is summoning them in with an artifact- the trick about it is that the bonesmith only appaears in timelines that have hit a "bad-end", so the party was sent into one that was about to fail (regardless of what they did), so they could be there when he showed up
<~flibbyjibbits> in this timeline they met a dragon they'd talked to earleir and it turned out he only seemed nice because he wanted stuff from them, some stuff about a self terminating timeloop, and a magic song that drove the dragon insane (but also heavily injured him), the party made him run away around the time the timeline went bad
<Skeleton> Other little details: dragons don't exist (or are at most very very very rare) in our home timeline, an ancient king genocided them. There's a temple that exists in all timelines with exits leading to them. The doors get sealed if the shit hits the fan in that timeline.
<Fishfosh> it's very confusing and difficult to explain
<~flibbyjibbits> right yes, the full moon temple is a location common to all universes, and the entrances to it are blocked off in cases where things escaping from it would be hazardous to the rest of the multiverse, like a dark warlord taking over the world, the moon crashing into the planet, or a dragon becoming a bloodscaled fury nice work guys
<Fishfosh> :<
<Skeleton> I don't think so, these are all good expositions
<Skeleton> We were just doing our job...
<Fishfosh> it's not OUR fault dragons can suddenly jump 120ft into the air without provoking attacks of opportunity if the fight is going poorly for them
<~flibbyjibbits> in worlds where the temple has been blocked off, the doors that would lead to it are just replaced by doors leading to the new moon temple, where the bonesmith is
<~flibbyjibbits> powerclimb is a nice feat ok
<Fishfosh> I guess it is acceptable for dragons to ignore consequences
<Fishfosh> Anyway, should we get started?
<~flibbyjibbits> ok right yes i gues anyways yes
<~flibbyjibbits> last thing that happened was the party arrived to the hallway in time for the door to get sealed and then the new door showed up
<~flibbyjibbits> so
<~flibbyjibbits> that happens
<Moonside> We'll open the door.
<~flibbyjibbits> the door opens
<~flibbyjibbits> it is entirely dark in there
<Fishfosh> shock
<~flibbyjibbits> except i guess the light from that spell
<~flibbyjibbits> what was it, dancing lights
<Moonside> Someone had dancing lights on.
<Fishfosh> yes
<Fishfosh> I had used dancing lights
<Fishfosh> that's equivalent to 4 torches
<Fishfosh> floating around
<~flibbyjibbits> running an undead themed dungeon when all i can think of is darksouls
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<Fishfosh> I'll send the lights in a bit ahead of us so we can see well where we're going
<~flibbyjibbits> its a darkly colored square room wiht a low ceiling
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a column in the middle of it, and a door on each other side
<Fishfosh> 2spooky
<~flibbyjibbits> the floor is littered with broken body parts
<Arkay> wonderful
<Fishfosh> Any of them moving?
<Eltrotraw> Can I perception/knowledge them to figure out how long ago they died
<~flibbyjibbits> does tombs have that sort of knowledge?  well most of them are skeletal, or at most just decaying fleshy parts
<Moonside> I think that'd be heal
<Fishfosh> probably heal, yeah
<~flibbyjibbits> ones humanoid corpse is stll moving a little
<Eltrotraw> only knowledge is local and engineering i think
<Moonside> I use Detect Evil around
<~flibbyjibbits> its mostly intact except the arms were rotated 90 degrees around the spine, like out the front and back
<Fishfosh> "That's really creepy."
<~flibbyjibbits> sorta just rolling around in the corner trying to stand up without feet
<Fishfosh> brb one sec
<Eltrotraw> point gun at it
<Skeleton> Raise finger at it
<~flibbyjibbits> doesnt seem to react
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe it doesnt actually have a mind and is just moving mechanistically idk
<Skeleton> "Maybe creepy is all it is and it'll leave us alone"
<Arkay> "Yeah, I doubt it'll do anything to us. I certainly don't want to waste my spells on it."
<CommodoreJim> this is 2 scary 4 me :<
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<Moonside> I coup de grace it
<Fishfosh> I will check the doors for markings
<flibbyjibbits_> it dies
<flibbyjibbits_> the doors are unmarked and identical
<Eltrotraw> does it scream
<Moonside> "..."
<Fishfosh> "Which way should we go?"
<Fishfosh> "These doors look the same."
<Moonside> "Let us see what is behind each one first." I open the one across from the one we came in from
<flibbyjibbits_> im working on a thing right now thats really important, might take like 20 mins
<Skeleton> "Lady Elsa, can you use your Evil Detectors to detect our way through here? We are looking for evil, right?"
<flibbyjibbits_> i have to scan/fax some documents
<flibbyjibbits_> i forgot i had to get this done tonight
<flibbyjibbits_> on account of forgetting what day it was tonight
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<Moonside> "...that is unusually formal for you, Freddie... but yes, I suppose that is possible." I use Detect Evil on the direction of each of the doors
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<Fishfosh> "I have a feeling that everything in this place is going to be evil."
<Moonside> Also it works through walls
<Skeleton> "Is that your real title? Or is it something else? Sensei? Corporal? Poo-bah? Generalissimo?"
<Moonside> I chuckle a bit. "...just Elsa is fine."
<CommodoreJim> 'daughter? sweetie?'
<Eltrotraw> ("My future wife" LOL)
<Skeleton> It's definitely not possible that Freddie's her dad, unless he didn't even get to raise her
<Skeleton> She's from the timeline he got deported to Farim
<Skeleton> Oh and since he is too, he'd know wouldn't he...
<Fishfosh> time travel never makes anything easier
<CommodoreJim> 'hottie? sweet cheeks? '
<Moonside> so flib, detect evil
<Skeleton> wait a second...
<flibbyjibbits> also since hes an elf
<Skeleton> That too
<Skeleton> But
<flibbyjibbits> hey i said i was busy tryna fax documents that my employment hinges on
<Skeleton> If she's 32
<Moonside> k
<Skeleton> And Freddie was in that timeline for 15 years
<Skeleton> Did she go to the past somehow
<Skeleton> Like, further back even
<Moonside> she'll be born 10 years from now, so she's from some ~40 years in the future
<Skeleton> Gotcha
<Fishfosh> 42
<Moonside> she didn't necessarily come back this year
<flibbyjibbits> why  does it say i need a drive for the scanner
<Fishfosh> yeah, I guess
<flibbyjibbits> this computer is practically a dedicated scanning/faxing machine that this device has been connected to for years
<Skeleton> PC LOAD LETTER, what the fuck does that mean
<Fishfosh> guess I'll go prepare chips or something (ooc of course, vellamo does not leave to get chips and dip in the middle of exploring the temple full of body parts)
<Moonside> why not
<flibbyjibbits> the alignment scan returns varied results
<flibbyjibbits> in all directions
<Moonside> which direction is the strongest
<flibbyjibbits> finally got the scanner to connect
<flibbyjibbits> its uniform in all directions
<Moonside> hmm
<Moonside> "This whole place seems to be equally evil."
<Arkay> "Well isn't that nice."
<Moonside> I'll try opening the door across from the one we came in from, then
<flibbyjibbits> it contains the capra demon and you die
<flibbyjibbits> not really
<Moonside> YOU ARE DEAD
<flibbyjibbits> hold on while i scan these super important things
<Eltrotraw> HA HA HA HA HA
<Eltrotraw> X-CHICKEN
<Moonside> wait
<Moonside> YOU DIED
<Eltrotraw> but the future refused to change
<Fishfosh> mission failed
<Arkay> okay everyone reroll characters
<Dynawing> the other door contains the vagina dragon
<Fishfosh> everyone roll up monkeys
<flibbyjibbits> the dev made a statement clarifying that that was actually a mouth
<Eltrotraw> I will be Kongwu, the Simian Prince
<Moonside> hey, there's always asmodeus from Demonophobia
<flibbyjibbits> sorry really just trying to get these done
<flibbyjibbits> since i didnt remember them until we got here
<flibbyjibbits> and theyre really important
<Fishfosh> do ehat you gotta do
<Skeleton> don't flip flib
<Fishfosh> what*
<Skeleton> That sounds like some kind of children's game where you have this wobbly clown thing and you have to try to make it fall over on your opponent's side
<Skeleton> NEW FROM BIF GAMES
<Skeleton> DON'T FLIP FLIB
<Skeleton> *#BITF
<CommodoreJim> from the makers of Ellytraw the Elephant
<Skeleton> Fish fosh foe
<flibbyjibbits> alright sorry about that
<Fishfosh> it's k
<flibbyjibbits> had to print out and sign some forms regarding vaccinations since im going to be working in a gnetics lab with diseased human derived materials, ans some paper work for my drug test
<flibbyjibbits> i hope the drug screeners think im cool
<Dynawing> i just want drug screener-senpai to notice me
<Fishfosh> So, we went into the door
<Fishfosh> and it (hopefully) did not contain a capra demon on the other side
<Arkay> sister made brownies
<Arkay> score
<CommodoreJim> POT BROWNIES
<Fishfosh> omg share
<Moonside> it instead contained biggie smalls
<Moonside> we died
<flibbyjibbits> yes again sorry im just panickedly scrolling through the srd since i didnt make time to plan this week extremely sorry abouty it all
<Arkay> how do i send pot brownie through the internet
<Arkay> it's okay flib
<Dynawing> open your disc drive and put a brownie in there
<Arkay> really
<Dynawing> yes
<flibbyjibbits> alright i rememberred the thing i wanted to put here
<flibbyjibbits> this room is mostly the same except theres no column in the middle, just a tall skeletal figure slumped against a waist high post
<flibbyjibbits> the floor is covered in a thick layer of bone dust and fragments
<flibbyjibbits> it has a supernatural fear effect dc 19 that hits everyone
<Fishfosh> oh
<Eltrotraw> ruh oh
<Eltrotraw> fear save is will save correct
<Fishfosh> What's elsa's aura do against that again?
<Moonside> everyone gets +4
<flibbyjibbits> no its a reflex save
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +11 then
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+11)] <22> <11> <Total: 22>
<flibbyjibbits> yes its a will save
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 +2 lol
<MODOK> [Eltrotraw - 1d20(+2)] <22> <20> <Total: 22>
<Eltrotraw> gg
<Fishfosh> good rolling
<Moonside> tombs never fears anything ever
<Eltrotraw> i break the skeleton with a scowl of death
<Moonside> he eventually, in the future, becomes not afraid of an eldritch abomination, thinks that he can take it on, and dies trying
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20 +7
<Fishfosh> he decides to shoot a great old one just to say he did
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 1d20(+7)] <11> <4> <Total: 11>
<Arkay> !roll 20 +13
<MODOK> [Arkay - 20d+13] <11 8 6 13 7 12 6 4 2 9 13 9 10 4 7 4 7 13 2 8> <Total: 155>
<Arkay> er
<Skeleton> 11scary4me
<Arkay> !roll 1 20 +13
<MODOK> [Arkay - 1d20(+13)] <19> <6> <Total: 19>
<Skeleton> oh you
<Arkay> well that was lucky
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20 +6
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 1d20(+6)] <16> <10> <Total: 16>
<CommodoreJim> gay.
<Moonside> takei
<CommodoreJim> that's very takei.
<Fishfosh> doesn't drom give a bonus against fear too for his banner?
<Skeleton> The Takeiest
<Arkay> +2 for something
<Moonside> he does but I don't remember what it is
<Arkay> iirc
<Moonside> I think it's +2 yeah
<Fishfosh> mm
<Fishfosh> I probably should have started an Inspire Courage before we opened the door
<Fishfosh> oh well
<Arkay> eh, couldn't have known
<Fishfosh> wouldn't have wanted to waste a turn if this sort of thing did not happen
<Fishfosh> Shall we roll for initiative too?
<flibbyjibbits> if you want
<flibbyjibbits> it isnt moving
<Fishfosh> but it's SCARY
<flibbyjibbits> also oh boy
<flibbyjibbits> i found one of the best things
<flibbyjibbits> its a hot chocolate but with 2 packets per serving, the powder and then a thing of marsshmelllows
<Fishfosh> lucky
<Dynawing> send it over
<Dynawing> put it in the disk drive
<Skeleton> Fax it
<flibbyjibbits> my disc drive has batman in it
<flibbyjibbits> anyways what ya gonna do
<Arkay> hey flab what site do you use for fantasy name generating
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 shoot the head off of the skeletal figure
<MODOK> [Eltrotraw - 1d20(shoot)] <8> <8> <Total: 8>
<flibbyjibbits> dwarf fortress
<Eltrotraw> +15 if it matters
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20 high-five the skeletal figure
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 1d20(high-five)] <8> <8> <Total: 8>
<Skeleton> too slow
<Arkay> what's the mod on a high five
<flibbyjibbits> i generate a world then wander around in adventure mode and write down town and people names and pick the neat ontes
<Arkay> sounds good
<Fishfosh> high fives are totally CHA based
<Arkay> because I can't name for shit
<Eltrotraw> my alternative idea i proposed to a friend was just to make maps in carcassone
<Eltrotraw> LOL
<Arkay> http://daisyct.org/daniel/EnglishDwarfDictionary.html actually a quick google search found me this
<flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 4
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d4] <4> <Total: 4>
<flibbyjibbits> the dust kicks up and whirls around it for a moment, deflecting the shot into the debris
<Arkay> except a lot of things it gives me are just the same thing but caps lame
<Fishfosh> Does the skeleton move?
<flibbyjibbits> no
<Skeleton> It has a bullet shield made of dust!?
<Moonside> I'll try slashing at it
<flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 4
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d4] <2> <Total: 2>
<flibbyjibbits> as you approach it there is a gust of dust that deals 5 damage to everyone and a dc 21 will save
<flibbyjibbits> not fear
<CommodoreJim> :<
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +7
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+7)] <21> <14> <Total: 21>
<Moonside> !roll 1 20 +11
<MODOK> [Moonside - 1d20(+11)] <16> <5> <Total: 16>
<Arkay> !roll 1 20 +13
<MODOK> [Arkay - 1d20(+13)] <26> <13> <Total: 26>
<Fishfosh> how is your will bonus that high, arkay?
<flibbyjibbits> its his casting stat
<Arkay> +9 from cleric +4 from elsa
<Moonside> this isn't fear
<Fishfosh> you don't get anything from elsa, it's not feae
<Fishfosh> fear*
<Arkay> oh
<Arkay> then it's still 22
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20 +7
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 1d20(+7)] <17> <10> <Total: 17>
<Fishfosh> okay
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20 +2
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 1d20(+2)] <5> <3> <Total: 5>
<CommodoreJim> :|
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<Moonside> ragequit
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<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 +2 and some other stuff for will saves?
<MODOK> [Eltrotraw - 1d20(+2)] <11> <9> <Total: 11>
<flibbyjibbits> the spell it cast was wave of fatigue so failing that you are now fatigued
<flibbyjibbits> cant run or charge and -2 str and dex
<Eltrotraw> oh ok
<Skeleton> Ugh
<flibbyjibbits> also a cackling voice mocks you
<Moonside> I use Lay on Hands on myself
<Moonside> !roll 4 6
<MODOK> [Moonside - 4d6] <5 5 5 4> <Total: 19>
<CommodoreJim> this is stupid and i hate it.
<Skeleton> THANKS OBAMA
<Fishfosh> So shooting or slashing it is out
<Moonside> It removes my fatigue
<Moonside> Use Magic Missile
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<Arkay> can i searing light
<Skeleton> can you lay your hands on the rest of us ;)
<Moonside> no
<Moonside> well
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<Moonside> who didn't pass
<Skeleton> Magic Missile-ing
<Skeleton> !roll 5 4 +1
<CommodoreJim> I'm pretttty sure I didn't pass :y
<Fishfosh> uh oh, modok
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<Skeleton> !roll 5 4 +1
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 5d4(+1)] <4 1 1 3 4> <3 1 1 3 4> <Total: 13>
<flibbyjibbits> freddie also didnt pass
<Skeleton> Anything doing?
<flibbyjibbits> and tombs
<Moonside> Ok then, I use it on Freddie, Tombs and Drom
<Moonside> so that's 4 uses out of 10
<Moonside> not even going to bother rolling for HP really
<flibbyjibbits> the magic missile hits obviously
<flibbyjibbits> magic missile can not miss
<Skeleton> Swift
<Skeleton> "Bang! Bang!"
<Fishfosh> "Well, that seems to have worked."
<Skeleton> Wait I don't get 5
<Skeleton> I get... four
<Skeleton> Omit the last one I guess
<Eltrotraw> so have we initiated combat or are we just attacking a trap(??)
<Fishfosh> I don't even know
<flibbyjibbits> the whirlwind of dust kicks up again and will continue dealing 4 damage per round that you remain in the room
<Fishfosh> It's knowledge(religion) to identify undead, right?  Anyone have that?
<Moonside> well, let's just leave
<Arkay> as a cleric i should probs have more than just one point in that
<Fishfosh> Yeah, probably!
<Arkay> but i don't oops
<Fishfosh> bad cleric doesn't even know religion
<CommodoreJim> uninstall
<Eltrotraw> what's religion is it tasty
<CommodoreJim> i guess this was just the wrong door.
<Fishfosh> Were there any other doors?
<Moonside> yes
<Fishfosh> okay
<Moonside> two others
<Fishfosh> well, let's leave then
<Eltrotraw> so um assuming tombs didn't get healed up to full from earlier (i forget), he is at 49/78
<Eltrotraw> gg
<Eltrotraw> *50
<Arkay> i could potentially speak with the dead
<Eltrotraw> that is, if it wants to speak back
<Fishfosh> if you want to try
<flibbyjibbits> i assume you like chalk the door you opened and how to got here
<flibbyjibbits> since theyre all identical
<Moonside> aren't there only 4 of them
<CommodoreJim> Drom scribbles a spooky Skeleton on the door
<flibbyjibbits> yeah but still
<CommodoreJim> "Let's not use this one again"
<Fishfosh> "Not unless we have to."
<Moonside> it shouldn't be that hard to remember unless this place has mind-affecting effects
<Moonside> "That was a waste of time."
<Skeleton> "This is like that story of the kids in the woods who marked their path with bread crumbs"
<Moonside> Let's go to the door to our left now
<Skeleton> "Who got killed by a Medusa in a house made of cake? What a reward for ingenuity"
<Arkay> "I don't really get the moral here, Freddie."
<flibbyjibbits> this room is mostly the same except theres no column in the middle, just a tall skeletal figure slumped against a waist high post
<flibbyjibbits> the floor is covered in a thick layer of bone dust and fragments
<Skeleton> "Well that's the way my parents told me the story anyway"
<Fishfosh> "Oh."
<Skeleton> "I didn't get the subtext either"
<Eltrotraw> "So these things are traps or what?" Tombs asks, referring to the skeletal figure
<Moonside> Let's go out and check the door across from this one.
<CommodoreJim> Drom scribbles a slumpy skeleton on the door
<flibbyjibbits> a long hallway with numerous doors along the sides of it
<Arkay> "Oh great, more doors."
<flibbyjibbits> cant see how far it goes since the only source of light is the dancing lights
<flibbyjibbits> unless someone else lit something i didnt notice
<Fishfosh> Well, the dancing lights can be sent out 100 feet
<Fishfosh> So I could check at least that far
<Moonside> "I suppose that these are the doors leading to other timelines."
<Eltrotraw> "An' what if they ain't?"
<Moonside> Elsa looks at Tombs with a "are you serious?" face.
<CommodoreJim> we've wound up in mordor
<CommodoreJim> MORE DOOR
<Fishfosh> I'll check the door closest to us
<Skeleton> "If they AIN'T we'd be stuck in this ending world and that'd be the suckiest"
<Eltrotraw> SCOWL
<flibbyjibbits> the door opens into a 5 foot square room
<Eltrotraw> Is there anything notable inside the room
<flibbyjibbits> a slumped figure against the far wall jumps up and leaps at  you
<Arkay> o
<CommodoreJim> eek
<Moonside> I hate this place
<Dynawing> it's the capra demon
<Eltrotraw> who is being leapt at
<Dynawing> the room is just hte right size for it
<Fishfosh> I would assume Vell's being lept at, since I decided to check the door
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +3 initiative?
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+3)] <10> <7> <Total: 10>
<flibbyjibbits> it probably gets a suprirse attack
<Fishfosh> yeah, probably
<flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <19> <Total: 19>
<flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <13> <Total: 13>
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20 +1
<flibbyjibbits> well thatd be a crit there that is
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 1d20(+1)] <21> <20> <Total: 21>
<Skeleton> YOW!
<Fishfosh> well dang
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 +8 init
<MODOK> [Eltrotraw - 1d20(+8)] <10> <2> <Total: 10>
<Eltrotraw> gg
<flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 10 15
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 3d10(15)] <10 5 6> <10 5 6> <Total: 36>
<Fishfosh> that damage?  That puts me at 11/57
<Moonside> !roll 1 20 +4
<MODOK> [Moonside - 1d20(+4)] <17> <13> <Total: 17>
<Fishfosh> "AAAH!"
<flibbyjibbits> its a sort of humanish figure but one arm was moved into the same side as thr other to get more force behind the blade made of bone that was shaped out of the extended arms
<Skeleton> "whoa"
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20 +3 init
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 1d20(+3)] <18> <15> <Total: 18>
<flibbyjibbits> it then stabbed vell through the chest with that blade
<CommodoreJim> wat
<Moonside> bleed damage
<Fishfosh> that'll teach me to open doors
<Eltrotraw> ("Damn, that'll leave a mark")
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [Arkay - 1d20] <18> <Total: 18>
<flibbyjibbits> open doors in a place established to be a workshop owned by a supernatural guy who takes bodies apart and makes monsters with them
<Moonside> ok then let's go through this dungeon without opening any doors
* Fishfosh shrugs
<flibbyjibbits> or just be careful about it
<Moonside> how, it's not like we can see what's behind a door before opening it
<Fishfosh> We can at least be prepared and not allow any more surprise rounds
<Skeleton> What if we meet Mr. Bones and he's like "yo i'm gon' kill you" and Freddie says "you and what army?" and he says "Only the army of the living dead..." and all the doors open and his machines come at us and kill us and reroll monkeys
<Fishfosh> Anyway, what's that initiative order look like?
<flibbyjibbits> i dont know i wasnt paying attention hold on
<Arkay> there's actually a travel subdomain that lets you look through doors
<Moonside> there is yes
<Moonside> but no one here has it
<Moonside> unless that's the one you took
<Arkay> nop
<flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <20> <Total: 20>
<Moonside> gg
<flibbyjibbits> alright well i guess it gets to go first
<Skeleton> Hey
<Skeleton> No way man I rolled a 20
<Fishfosh> so did it
<Skeleton> And have a +1 mod
<flibbyjibbits> it has a +5
<Skeleton> What speed mod could an animated corpse possibly ha-oh fuckin
<flibbyjibbits> hey most of his stuff is still alive and just changed
<Skeleton> Carry on then, animated corpse
<flibbyjibbits> changed in a bad way
<Skeleton> Oh
<Skeleton> Poor thing
<flibbyjibbits> usually they still remember stuff and some are even fully conscious but not in control
<flibbyjibbits> anyways
<flibbyjibbits> wait im not op whoops
<Skeleton> Right I remember noe
<Skeleton> *now
* ChanServ sets mode: +qo flibbyjibbits flibbyjibbits
<Skeleton> Anarchy makes sense!
* flibbyjibbits changes topic to 'enemy  freddie drom leinster  elsa tombs vell'
<~flibbyjibbits> this look right
<Fishfosh> yeah
<Skeleton> Yes
<CommodoreJim> i will throw freddie at the monster this is a good idea
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <10> <Total: 10>
<Skeleton> "D-don't let it bite you! You have to destroy the brain!"
<~flibbyjibbits> that hits
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 10 +5
<Moonside> who
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d10(+5)] <11> <6> <Total: 11>
<~flibbyjibbits> vell
<~flibbyjibbits> since shes standing in the doorway
<Fishfosh> That's exactly 0
<~flibbyjibbits> well not i guess laying in the doorway
<~flibbyjibbits> now*
<Fishfosh> yeah, pretty much
<Fishfosh> At least I'm not bleeding out?
<~flibbyjibbits> you can act once and then start doing that
<~flibbyjibbits> or just lay there for a little while
<~flibbyjibbits> take your union mandated break
<Fishfosh> Well, not yet I can't since init order
<Fishfosh> freddie save me :<
<Arkay> what about the healerguy
<Fishfosh> freddie comes next in the order
<Skeleton> Auhhh... shouldn't waste spells on it, and they'd hit you anyway, that'd be bad
<Skeleton> Except Magic missile
<Skeleton> I could do that sure
<~flibbyjibbits> so i guess from the ingame perspective the thing lept out of its cell as soon as the door was open and skewered vell in the chest cavity area and then sliced her again on the way out why not and then she fell to the ground
<Skeleton> !roll 4 4+1
<MODOK> Skeleton, science doesn't work like that!
<Skeleton> !roll 4 4 +1
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 4d4(+1)] <2 2 3 3> <1 2 3 3> <Total: 10>
<Skeleton> This is math you dumbfuck robot!
<Fishfosh> math is a science
<Moonside> math is a kind of science
<Skeleton> !!!!!???????????????
<Fishfosh> drom's turn
<CommodoreJim> hmm
<CommodoreJim> I pick up Vell's body and whack the creature with it
<CommodoreJim> i-i mean, uh
<Skeleton> Chuck what is this new fascination of yourse
<Dynawing> i thought you were supposed to be chivalrous
<CommodoreJim> i'm just trying to weaponize my friends, is that so bad
<Fishfosh> It's not chivalrous to use a lady's body as a weapon
<CommodoreJim> am I still feared from the other room
<CommodoreJim> shaken whatever
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<CommodoreJim> k
<~flibbyjibbits> wait no
<~flibbyjibbits> fatigued
<~flibbyjibbits> think you passed the fear
<CommodoreJim> i had the fatigue cured
<CommodoreJim> i did not pass the fear no
<~flibbyjibbits> right yes
<CommodoreJim> Okay well I'm gonna go up to the skeleton and hit it with my axe
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20 +10
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 1d20(+10)] <20> <10> <Total: 20>
<CommodoreJim> am i successfully hitting skeletons
<CommodoreJim> creatures
<CommodoreJim> whatever
<CommodoreJim> ugly things
<~flibbyjibbits> sure
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 12 +4
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 1d12(+4)] <12> <8> <Total: 12>
<~flibbyjibbits> ok
<Skeleton> chop chop
<~flibbyjibbits> so coinstar
<CommodoreJim> coinstar save our fishie
<CommodoreJim> be the vet
<Arkay> well I don't wanna use my big heals yet so cure moderate wounds on vell
<Arkay> !roll 2 8 +8
<MODOK> [Arkay - 2d8(+8)] <14 4> <6 4> <Total: 18>
<Fishfosh> thank you
<Moonside> I'll just attack it
<Moonside> assuming that it's close enough for full attack
<Moonside> !roll 2 20
<MODOK> [Moonside - 2d20] <15 17> <Total: 32>
<Moonside> +14/7
<Moonside> !roll 2 8 +22
<MODOK> [Moonside - 2d8(+22)] <25 2> <3 2> <Total: 27>
<~flibbyjibbits> dorm had to move so she probably had to also
<Moonside> oh well
<Moonside> just the first attack then and +11 instead of 22
<Moonside> so 14
<Fishfosh> tombs
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20 +8/+8 die die die
<MODOK> [Eltrotraw - 2d20(+8/+8)] <25 24> <17 16> <Total: 49>
<Eltrotraw> oh whoops that's just +9/+9 my bad
<Eltrotraw> I assume both hit
<Eltrotraw> so let's do damages which are slightly nerfed because dex
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 8 +11/+11
<MODOK> [Eltrotraw - 2d8(+11/+11)] <17 12> <6 1> <Total: 29>
<~flibbyjibbits> op
<CommodoreJim> the next monster we fight is Morello
<CommodoreJim> and he'll nerf tombs
<Fishfosh> oh now
<Fishfosh> fuck this thing.  I'll start an Inspire courage and draw my rapier
<Fishfosh> and that's 2 move actions so nothing else I can do
<~flibbyjibbits> laying on the floor singing
<Fishfosh> Oh, I forgot to stand
<Fishfosh> That instead of drawing weapon
<Fishfosh> haha
<Fishfosh> or can I draw as I stand up?
<Fishfosh> since that's move action equivalent
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess maybe
<~flibbyjibbits> probably not if we were looking at a grid but we arent so sure
<Fishfosh> alright, then
<Fishfosh> enemy's turn
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20\
<MODOK> flibbyjibbits, science doesn't work like that!
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <18> <Total: 18>
<~flibbyjibbits> and thats against everyone
<Skeleton> oh-oh.
<~flibbyjibbits> spin attack
<Eltrotraw> what's the hit mod
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean everyone in range atleast
<CommodoreJim> :(
<Arkay> who's in range
<Fishfosh> I sure hope this doesn't deal 18 or more damage
<Moonside> misses
<Skeleton> Freddie is obtaining the pain
<~flibbyjibbits> its got +9
<Arkay> oh
<Eltrotraw> oh ok
<~flibbyjibbits> well lets see
<~flibbyjibbits> vell was on the floor then drom and elsa attacked the guy
<~flibbyjibbits> so that hits all 3 right
<Fishfosh> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 10 +5
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d10(+5)] <12> <7> <Total: 12>
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<MODOK> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <6> <Total: 6>
<Skeleton> Oh just them?
<~flibbyjibbits> way off in the distance the sound of another door opening
<~flibbyjibbits> down the hallway
<Dynawing> capra demon
<CommodoreJim> Thanos
<Skeleton> The Count
<Fishfosh> telmar
<Moonside> lucifer
<CommodoreJim> shit
<CommodoreJim> telmar's the worst
<CommodoreJim> telmar and his sidekicks, two telmar clones in speedos
<Skeleton> aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<CommodoreJim> they apprehend freddie with MANLY WRASSLING
<Fishfosh> anyway, it's freddie's turn isn't it?
<~flibbyjibbits> it is yes
<~flibbyjibbits> the sound was beyond sight range
<~flibbyjibbits> though i guess some people have llv can could see that far if they tried and/or a lightbulb was move
<Fishfosh> I have darkvision
<~flibbyjibbits> dark vision is 60 feet
<Fishfosh> so it's more than that?  Okay
<~flibbyjibbits> well the dancing lights were 100 feet out right
<Skeleton> Hmmm this thing is attacking with a knife right? What are its appendages like
<~flibbyjibbits> both its arms are on the same side of its body, fused to a blade made out of flat bone that extended out of the arms
<Fishfosh> I assumed that I moved them back here before opening the door
<Fishfosh> since if I kept them 100 feet out then humans couldn't see right here
<Skeleton> Never mind, should've guessed it had a bone blade rather than a knife at first mention of stabbing
<Skeleton> Or paid more attention if you did say that whoops
<CommodoreJim> loser
<Skeleton> Magic Missile again
<Skeleton> !roll 4 4+1
<MODOK> Skeleton, science doesn't work like that!
<Skeleton> !roll 4 4 +1
<Skeleton> whoops
<MODOK> [Skeleton - 4d4(+1)] <5 1 4 3> <4 1 4 3> <Total: 13>
<~flibbyjibbits> you got 4 lights right?
<Fishfosh> yeah, but they can't be more than 1 feet apart
<~flibbyjibbits> oh
<Fishfosh> 10*
<Fishfosh> typo
<~flibbyjibbits> i thought they moved infependantly
<Fishfosh> yes, but only within 10 feet
<Fishfosh> unless I read the spell description wrong
<~flibbyjibbits> yes youre right
<Fishfosh> "The dancing lights must stay within a 10-foot-radius area in relation to each other but otherwise move as you desire (no concentration required)"
<~flibbyjibbits> i forget the specifics of most things
<~flibbyjibbits> the things still like 200 feet down the hallway anyways
<Moonside> whose turn is it
<CommodoreJim> oh
<CommodoreJim> me
<~flibbyjibbits> mr jim
<CommodoreJim> whoops
<CommodoreJim> well since I'm right against it I guess I can full attack?
<CommodoreJim> !roll 2 20 +10/+5
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 2d20(+10/+5)] <25 9> <15 4> <Total: 34>
<CommodoreJim> oh wait, forogt inspirethingy
<Skeleton> Inspire dongs
<CommodoreJim> so I guess that's like, +2 more to each of those, or?
<~flibbyjibbits> well that second misses obviously
<CommodoreJim> Oh well
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 12 +6
<MODOK> [CommodoreJim - 1d12(+6)] <13> <7> <Total: 13>
<Fishfosh> +2
<Fishfosh> yes
<CommodoreJim> the +2 is canceling out my shaken I guess basically
<~flibbyjibbits> thats actually probably literally the point of inspire courage
<Arkay> alright so my turn?
<CommodoreJim> go coinstar
<Arkay> how's vell doing healthwise anyway
<Eltrotraw> down again, i think?
<Fishfosh> 6
<Arkay> !roll 2 8 +8
<MODOK> [Arkay - 2d8(+8)] <11 2> <3 2> <Total: 13>
<Arkay> healing vell
<CommodoreJim> vell is swimming belly-up
<Fishfosh> 19/57
<Moonside> I'll attack the thing for real now
<Moonside> !roll 2 20 +14/+7
<MODOK> [Moonside - 2d20(+14/+7)] <17 8> <3 1> <Total: 25>
<Moonside> :|
<Moonside> :|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
<~flibbyjibbits> well both of those miss
<Moonside> no shit
<Eltrotraw> reload
<MODOK> :3
<Eltrotraw> "If I kill ya, will you be even more dead?"
<MODOK> i hope elsa-chan notices me
<Moonside> fuck you modok
<Fishfosh> I'll full attack too, everybody's doing it.
<Fishfosh> !roll 2 20 +13/+8
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 2d20(+13/+8)] <32 10> <19 2> <Total: 42>
<MODOK> omg 3:
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +13 to confirm crit on that first one
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+13)] <28> <15> <Total: 28>
<Fishfosh> woo!
<Fishfosh> er, it's not immune to crits is it?
<Moonside> why would it be
<~flibbyjibbits> it is not
<Fishfosh> What is multiplied on a crit?  Been a while since I did such
<Moonside> roll weapon damage again I think
<Fishfosh> I thought maybe str bonus was added again too
<Fishfosh> !roll 2 6 +2 at least
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 2d6(+2)] <3 3> <1 3> <Total: 6>
<~flibbyjibbits> its like hitting twice
<Fishfosh> another +2 then, and actually 1 more for the enhancement mod
<Fishfosh> since I forgot that
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 6 also frost damage
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d6(also)] <3> <3> <Total: 3>
<~flibbyjibbits> thats the weakest crit ever
<Fishfosh> sh-shut up
<Fishfosh> 12
<Fishfosh> "Die!"
<Fishfosh> OH I forgot to add my own performance bonus
<Fishfosh> er, 14 damage then
<~flibbyjibbits> lets just say it dies now
<~flibbyjibbits> seems thematically approriate
<Moonside> ugh
<Fishfosh> Actually, inspire courage doesn't say it isn't multiplied on a critical, so I think that means it is
<Fishfosh> well WHATEVER
<Fishfosh> DM SAYS IT DIES SO IT DOES
<Arkay> Cure Light Wounds on Vell
<Arkay> !roll 1 8 +5
<MODOK> [Arkay - 1d8(+5)] <12> <7> <Total: 12>
<Fishfosh> "Thanks for saving me there.  I owe you one"
<Fishfosh> 31/57
<Fishfosh> I'll use my own cure light wounds, too.
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 8 +5
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d8(+5)] <10> <5> <Total: 10>
<Arkay> "Yeah, you do owe me."
<Arkay> And I guess I'll toss in a channel to heal everyone else just because it's not like I'm not drowning in channels.
<Arkay> !roll 3 6
<MODOK> [Arkay - 3d6] <1 3 2> <Total: 6>
<Arkay> lame
<Skeleton> heh
<Moonside> 53/63
<Skeleton> 41/41 would fight again
<Eltrotraw> lame
<Fishfosh> 47/57 okay enough
<Eltrotraw> 65/78 etc
<Fishfosh> Maybe let's look ad see if there's anything else in that room I just got jumped from
<Fishfosh> That sounds like a good idea (somebody else go in front)
<Moonside> Elsa goes in, because why not.
<Eltrotraw> is there light in ther oom
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a bloody illegible journal, broken glasses, and a ring
<Moonside> I take the ring.
<CommodoreJim> is it the one ring
<Moonside> "Could one of you check if it is magical?"
<Fishfosh> "Okay."  I'll cast Identify
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +17 spellcraft
<MODOK> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+17)] <25> <8> <Total: 25>
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<~flibbyjibbits> seems to be a ring designed to prevent a specific type of obscure summoning ritual from occuring nearby
<Eltrotraw> this sounds critical
<~flibbyjibbits> prevents summoning spells from being cast nearby, or people from slipping between timelines in the area
<Fishfosh> hmm
<Moonside> so it's a ring of dimensional lock
<Fishfosh> "This ring seems to prevent summoning spells being used nearby, and it also prevents slipping between timelines."
<Arkay> "Well that sounds important."
<Fishfosh> I give the ring back to Elsa
<Moonside> "Hmm... will we be stuck here if we keep it?"
<Fishfosh> "Possibly, but it could be useful to keep it on hand until we need to leave."
<Moonside> "Yes, indeed."
<Moonside> I put it in my backpack.
<Moonside> "...there was a sound of a door opening earlier."
<~flibbyjibbits> if it isnt obvious its a ring so its effect works when worn
<~flibbyjibbits> its not like a passive aura
<Fishfosh> I was being literal when I said 'keep it on hand'
<Moonside> Ok then, I put it on.
<~flibbyjibbits> hey now, mr bard man, not everyone in the party is educated in what metaphors are
<~flibbyjibbits> mrs bard lady
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess
<~flibbyjibbits> *
<Moonside> can we just move on already?
<Fishfosh> Yes, let us investigate noise in hallway
<Moonside> We go down the hallway to find the open door.
<~flibbyjibbits> about 10 doors down te hallway, one is open
<~flibbyjibbits> theres some bloody footsepts heading the other direction
<Eltrotraw> if only one of us could track
<Moonside> I don't think you need tracking to follow footprints inside a building
<~flibbyjibbits> in a hallway
<Eltrotraw> of course we do
<Fishfosh> especially obvious, bloody ones
<Moonside> let's go
<Fishfosh> Should we look to see what was in the door they came from?
<Moonside> sure
<Fishfosh> I think that's a good idea
<Fishfosh> So, let's do that
<~flibbyjibbits> the layer of bone dust that seems to cover every surface in this place mixed with the blood to make a terrible mud that puddles in this cell
<Fishfosh> ew
<Moonside> yeah let's just go
<Fishfosh> Yeah
<Fishfosh> Follow the footprints!
<~flibbyjibbits> they continue for a little while they get more frantic and messy and eventually looks like the person tripped and is laying face down in the puddle now
<Moonside> It's a person?
<Fishfosh> A non-mutated one?
<Skeleton> "Hello there"
<~flibbyjibbits> young girl in a simple gown, flayed
<Arkay> "Well that's just lovely. Glad I'm not her."
<Skeleton> 'what's a kid like you doing in a flesh-and-bone automaton factory like this'
<Fishfosh> "What could she be doing here?"
<CommodoreJim> A KID LIKE YOU COULD GET HURT PLAYING AROUND HERE
<CommodoreJim> "Horrific, that a child should be in a place like this."
<Skeleton> "Hey! Wake up! This is no time for a nap!"
<~flibbyjibbits> shes alive but cant really move much
<Moonside> Would healing spells be able to help in such a case
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess so
<Fishfosh> heal the blood back into her
<Skeleton> it's a trap
<Skeleton> kick her head off now while the neck is brittle
<Arkay> omfg
<Dynawing> you are the worst heroes
<Moonside> I cast cure moderate wounds
<Moonside> !roll 2 8
<MODOK> [Moonside - 2d8] <7 5> <Total: 12>
<Fishfosh> While I also feel like it must be a trap... I don't think in character I could justify the murder
<Skeleton> Freddie wouldn't do that
<~flibbyjibbits> she stabilizes but the skin doesnt come back
<~flibbyjibbits> not easy to heal injuries his knife makes
<Fishfosh> hmm
<Fishfosh> Is she conscious at all?
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess could be now
<~flibbyjibbits> just laying face down in the mess
<Arkay> hope she doesn't like
<Arkay> drown
<Skeleton> "Somebody gonna... flip her over?"
<Moonside> I do that
<Moonside> "Hey, can you hear me?"
<Skeleton> in before her face has been replaced by a squid
<Arkay> plot twist it's an octopus
<Fishfosh> or a shark's mouth
<~flibbyjibbits> not really responsive
<~flibbyjibbits> i dont know words very well
<~flibbyjibbits> i think catatonic works?
<Fishfosh> in a daze or stupor, yeah that works
<Fishfosh> "What should we do with her?"
<Moonside> "I... don't know. I don't just want to leave her here, but..."
<Arkay> "I'd ditch her."
<Fishfosh> "I don't really think we can afford to bring a child with us, and where would we even take her if we did?"
<Arkay> drop her in the pocket hole
<~flibbyjibbits> did anyone even clear the partial carcass out of that
<Moonside> asphyxiation
<Fishfosh> I don't think we stopped to take the time to yet, flib
<~flibbyjibbits> perfect she can sleep in the half (?????)
<Skeleton> "We could take her to our home timeline? ...eh?"
<Eltrotraw> "Are we sure it ain't a trap?"
<Fishfosh> "We can't be too careful in this place."
<Skeleton> tombs feels her crotch
<Fishfosh> omg
<Fishfosh> "And I don't think smuggling people between timelines is something to take lightly."
<Moonside> "Do you want to just let her die here, then?"
<Skeleton> "Well... I guess if we took her back... when would we stop"
<Skeleton> Freddie says this with disdain
<Fishfosh> "I suppose we could at least take her out of the temple."
<~flibbyjibbits> 13 minutes then i have to go
<Moonside> "Let us do that, then."
<Fishfosh> Alright, someone carry the girl outside
<Arkay> "Hey, big guy, you can carry the girl. I don't wanna get blood on me."
<Arkay> referring to drom obvs
<CommodoreJim> "Hrm." Drom picks the girl up and puts her over his shoulder
<Eltrotraw> SHE BITES HIM AND DROM BECOMES THE DEMOANS
<Skeleton> "Don't let her bite you..."
<CommodoreJim> "Freddie I'm heavily armored"
<Skeleton> "Just making sure"
<~flibbyjibbits> so where you putting her
<~flibbyjibbits> for reference i was thinking like 11ish eyars old here
<CommodoreJim> hell
<~flibbyjibbits> so right back in the door she came from?
<Fishfosh> That would be right where we already are
<Moonside> outside
<Dynawing> put her in the nearest trash bin
<Skeleton> Anything of note outside
<Skeleton> Apocalypses?
<~flibbyjibbits> alrght so just leaning her against the temple wall outside?
<~flibbyjibbits> looks about the same as before
<~flibbyjibbits> excelt
<~flibbyjibbits> nighttime
<~flibbyjibbits> mr dragon didnt keep his promise of killing everyone yet since he doesnt get fire back for a week or two
<CommodoreJim> plop
<Eltrotraw> he's still in his lair making rage posts about how unfair we were
<CommodoreJim> 'nerf tombs'
<Fishfosh> noob cheaters
<Fishfosh> 'nerf music'
<Fishfosh> 'so op'
<Moonside> uninstall
<Skeleton> 'fuck leinster, i earned that damage and that cheap little shit heals it all away'
<~flibbyjibbits> he carves into a 30 foot tall basalt tablet "ashra plz nerf adventures" and the kicks it into a volcano
<CommodoreJim> great\
<CommodoreJim> dragon's totally embalmed himself with all that salt
<Eltrotraw> i guess you can say he's really salty
<Skeleton> AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways sorry this went slow and not much happened
<Skeleton> ELTRO YOU FUNNIEST GUY
<Fishfosh> circumstances occured
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe next week there could be  a bossfight wth mutated nimhais and/or idrian
<CommodoreJim> vell almost murderd
<~flibbyjibbits> or both at the same time idk
<Fishfosh> We should try to start earlier next week so we have time
<Skeleton> oh god.
<~flibbyjibbits> by then ill have beaten dark souls
<Fishfosh> and also work on faster combat again
<~flibbyjibbits> so
<Fishfosh> We're slipping
<~flibbyjibbits> i can steal ideas from that
<~flibbyjibbits> would you rather fight them seperatly but be stronger, both at the same time, or a fusion of the two characters
<Moonside> fusion
<Skeleton> fusion
<Fishfosh> tough choice
<Skeleton> oh dear shit
<Fishfosh> survey says fusion dragon
<~flibbyjibbits> i think that the seperate would still be like
<~flibbyjibbits> 80-20 mixes
<Skeleton> What else have we killed he could have gotten a hold of
<Moonside> it'll get less actions
<Eltrotraw> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLAnTKPhP_M
<Skeleton> Just mash it all together as some horrible necrohydra
<Eltrotraw> hydrawolf
<Eltrotraw> WERE-HYDRA
<~flibbyjibbits> i already decided long ago that a creature with 2 distinct minds and souls within the same body would get 2 initiative rolls
<Eltrotraw> girl comes back and wants to show us how kawaii she is
<Eltrotraw> suddenly she explods into a were hydra
<Eltrotraw> gg
<Moonside> I'm making a game of maid RPG once we're done with this
<Moonside> becuase all this grimdark is really tiring me out tbh
<CommodoreJim> i'm making a tabletop about whizzards when we're done with this
<Fishfosh> That's why I wanted to run DtD:40k
<Moonside> I'll be up for DtD as long as it's not grimdark
<Arkay> I do wanna use Yogi Grizzlefist
<~flibbyjibbits> well if you never respond when i ask people for feedback then why complain
<Fishfosh> grimdark isn't me
<Moonside> when did you ever ask for feedback
<~flibbyjibbits> almost every week
<Fishfosh> I'm enjoying this campaign, flib
<Moonside> remind me exactly of one such question
<Arkay> I like the campaign flib, yeah
<~flibbyjibbits> "hey does anyone have questions or complaints or feedback about anything"
<Moonside> I don't remember ever hearing anything like that
<Skeleton> I'm cool with whatever but sure, light chapter
<Skeleton> Like
<Skeleton> So far in the opposite direction it unnerves everyone
<Eltrotraw> and in reality we were just insane
<Eltrotraw> "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
<Skeleton> We have to take a detour through The Party Dimension to get back home
<Fishfosh> Some less grim moments would be nice.  I'm up for anything, really, I think.
<Skeleton> Can we face the terror of DORITO GOLEMS and FRUIT PUNCH SLIMES
<Moonside> I find that we don't actually RP a lot
<~flibbyjibbits> i do sort of have to be leaving since i have to do things in the monring though
<~flibbyjibbits> morning
<Skeleton> (I'm not joking)
<Moonside> ok
<Fishfosh> Not RPing is mostly our fault, though, isn't it?
<Skeleton> (totally whack party dimension would be super fun)
<Moonside> I guess
<~flibbyjibbits> it might be possible with the cursed ring maybe
<Skeleton> I try to prattle it up in the fights... but we don't fight many sentient things
<~flibbyjibbits> *it should have been atleast 40% likely it was a cursed ring based on where you found it i mean a puddle of bloody bone mud
<Fishfosh> I've been trying to RP more, but I admit to trying to hurry things up sometimes
<Fishfosh> wouldn't the identify spell help me pick up on that?
<Skeleton> Hey or birds and stones:
<Skeleton> FISHING TRIP
<Skeleton> Light and RPing
<~flibbyjibbits> you have to beat the dc by 10
<~flibbyjibbits> to get the curse
<Fishfosh> ah
<Skeleton> I've been pitching this for months :Y
<~flibbyjibbits> it is itneresting to note
<~flibbyjibbits> that
<~flibbyjibbits> long before people started talking about it, i had mentioned to jim i think talking about the panteon of the setting
<~flibbyjibbits> but
<~flibbyjibbits> the party dimension is a real thing and that ring was made to prevent party crashers
<~flibbyjibbits> i didnt say the part about the ring just about the outer plane of hedonism
<~flibbyjibbits> but really i do have to leave now
<Moonside> bye
<~flibbyjibbits> also the ring is cursed because once you leave it wont stop talking
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<Fishfosh> hah
<Fishfosh> So, Dynawing, did this help at all?
<Dynawing> yes
<Dynawing> it was a bit different than i thought
<Dynawing> but neat
<Moonside> how so
<Dynawing> well i thought it'd move faster for one
<Dynawing> but i was expecting third-person rather than first-person mainly
<Fishfosh> On good weeks we do try to keep it moving faster
<Moonside> that mostly depends on the players
<Fishfosh> Like, we need to enforce :no tabbing away during combat" again especially
<Arkay> yeah
<Arkay> that was a good rule
<Fishfosh> We had rounds down to like 20 minutes each when we did that
<Fishfosh> or less!
<Skeleton> Sorry, totally guilty of that this week
<Fishfosh> I am too, not blaming anybody
<Skeleton> Last week I took one of my 20-minute naps between my turns
<Skeleton> I came back and the round was only half-done anyway
<Fishfosh> Next week let's agree to try and avoid distractions where possible
<Arkay> mhmm
<Skeleton> The hard part for me is deciding what to do, though, sometimes. Using magic is a piece of cake
<Fishfosh> Yeah, I know
<Skeleton> So I got it easy
<Fishfosh> I often find myself trying to choose between using a couple different spells or just trying to attack
<Eltrotraw> I kinda miss being a combat caster
<Eltrotraw> but touch ac physical damage is ok too
<Skeleton> I remember when I used to try and attack! Ha! Ha! Ha!
<Skeleton> miss. miss. miss. miss.
<Fishfosh> or looking up the exact rules of a spell or something
<Skeleton> I don't MISS using my crossbow :B
<Fishfosh> Well, bards actually can attack decently compared to wizards
<Arkay> ME NEITHER
<Arkay> god i didn't hit shit
<Skeleton> Yes
<Arkay> i like my fire morning star
<Arkay> even though I've only used it a few times
<Fishfosh> I'm even thinking I should take Vital Strike as my next feat to deal more damage
<Arkay> it's nice thematically
<Skeleton> Hmm part of sentient enemies that'd be good is, I always try and taunt the enemy when I use Shocking Image. You know, to divert attacks at the clones and support/do damage at the same time
<Moonside> vital strike does less damage
<Fishfosh> huh?
<CommodoreJim> Combat's kind of a pain because I'm terrible about anything that involves numbers
<Fishfosh> compared to what?
<CommodoreJim> I have a hard time remembering anything
<Moonside> compared to full attacks
<Moonside> of course, that's assuming that all attacks hit
<Fishfosh> hmm
<Fishfosh> maybe just an improved combat maneuver feat, then
<Moonside> I remember going over this while making Elly, and iirc it multiplies weapon damage but not the bonuses like STR
<Fishfosh> like disarm, since I already have a feat that lets me disarm at range using Hydraulic Push
<Moonside> so it's good if you don't have such bonuses and such
<Fishfosh> My STR bonus is not so good
<Moonside> there also are some other circumstances where it's useful but I don't remember
<Skeleton> Sentient enemies often use weapons too, which would let me use Burning Disarm. more support and potential damage
<Skeleton> I've gotten to use that all of once I think
<Moonside> oh, it's a standard action, right
<Moonside> if you just want to move then
<Fishfosh> or start a performance, since that's a move action
<Moonside> yeah
<Skeleton> Enemies that resist magic wouldn't bug me either 'cause I do want to have Freddie use Beast Shape sometimes and it's just never a better option than Lightningbolts Everywhere
<Fishfosh> Speaking of, I have barely been able to use my special Watersinger powers (only one of them, once, and it didn't help)
<Moonside> can you use them with only water on liquid in general?
<Fishfosh> speaking of not using things I mean
<Skeleton> Okay, I guess I do have sort of a wish list for flibventure
<Arkay> i used my travel domain once
<Fishfosh> Preeetty sure it has to be water
<Moonside> hmm
<Moonside> just asking 'cause there's a lot of blood in here
<Arkay> and it was only so I could disappear and then reappear in front of lightningbolt guy
<Arkay> so I didn't even need to use it it was just cool ; -;
<Fishfosh> I don't think blood that's muddied with bonemeal has nearly enough water content
<Skeleton> Yeah that's the problem; you have all these magics but you only need one of them
<Fishfosh> Well, really the only spells of mine that are proving useful are the buffs...
<Eltrotraw> just imagine if this were 3.5
<Eltrotraw> we'd be so reliant on freddie for damage
<Dynawing> what are the big differences between dnd3.5 and 4
<Eltrotraw> uh
<Dynawing> like what made the pathfinder people want to make their thingy
<Eltrotraw> a lot
<Dynawing> oh
<Dynawing> i guess i'll go look that up then
<Eltrotraw> there was so much I didn't absorb it all
<Moonside> 4 changed pretty much everything from what I know
<Fishfosh> 4 was a drastic change, yeah
<Dynawing> wow
<Moonside> it's a lot more balanced but at the same time people find it boring I think
<Fishfosh> I hear a lot of complaints about less customization and classes being same-y
<Fishfosh> D&D Next is looking interesting so far, though.  Once it gets further along I'd really like to try it
<Moonside> better than 4e?
<Fishfosh> well I don't really know all that much about 4e, but it looks good
<Moonside> hmm
<Fishfosh> It's more like older versions than it is 4e
<Fishfosh> with plenty of new stuff, too
<Fishfosh> like martial damage dice, to give fighters and such better scaling
<Moonside> Hmm
<Moonside> I had heard some complaints about it but I guess that was just people hating new things, I'll probably check it out at some point
<Fishfosh> They're going to completely replace skills with proficiencies, and make feats more like extra powerful things rather than just "you get +1 to thing"
<Moonside> though at the moment I'm still more interested in DtD
<Fishfosh> the current role of feats is going to be replaced with more ability score increases
<Moonside> that sounds nice anyway
<Fishfosh> like how monks get 20 in every stat that isn't already 20 at some level
<Fishfosh> ... I think 20
<Fishfosh> Level 20 barbarians cannot be reduced below 1 hp while raging, and have infinite rages
<Moonside> well, not many games get as far as level 20
<Fishfosh> yeah, I know
<Eltrotraw> so basically you become tryndamere
<Fishfosh> but I thought the barbarian tidbit was funny
<Fishfosh> Yes, tryndamere is exactly what I thought to
<Fishfosh> too*
<Moonside> is it d20 based?
<Fishfosh> yeah