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[Scratchstuck] Rosalind deploys Flynn's punch designix

Mar 15th, 2017
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  1. [19:20] * gloriousGunsmoke has begun pestering haugtyArtemis
  2. [19:20] <gloriousGunsmoke> Hey Rosalind!
  3. [19:20] <haughtyArtemis> Hey Flynn. What's up?
  4. [19:20] <gloriousGunsmoke> Everything's going pretty well! Well at least more well than the last time I talked to you.
  5. [19:20] <gloriousGunsmoke> I saw Hanna!
  6. [19:21] <haughtyArtemis> Good. She made it in safely, then.
  7. [19:21] <haughtyArtemis> I... sort of get where you were coming from about getting hurt.
  8. [19:21] <gloriousGunsmoke> Yeah. We fought the strangest looking airship.
  9. [19:21] <gloriousGunsmoke> It was a tough fight but uhh...
  10. [19:22] * gloriousGunsmoke pauses for a second
  11. [19:22] <haughtyArtemis> But uhh... ?
  12. [19:22] <gloriousGunsmoke> Well let's just say everyone is at her house eating cookies.
  13. [19:22] <gloriousGunsmoke> So it went pretty well.
  14. [19:22] <haughtyArtemis> Good.
  15. [19:23] <haughtyArtemis> Crazy Joe and I are surrounded by werewolves.
  16. [19:23] <gloriousGunsmoke> Oh!
  17. [19:23] <gloriousGunsmoke> Is this a bad time!?
  18. [19:23] <haughtyArtemis> No, they're cool.
  19. [19:23] <haughtyArtemis> Sort of.
  20. [19:23] <gloriousGunsmoke> Oh... I guess that was pretty rude of me to assume them to be mean.
  21. [19:23] <gloriousGunsmoke> Sort.. of?
  22. [19:24] <haughtyArtemis> Hah. I did the same thing.
  23. [19:24] <haughtyArtemis> Well, Joe did. They seemed pretty upset about it.
  24. [19:24] <haughtyArtemis> They're cool now, at least.
  25. [19:25] <gloriousGunsmoke> Just be friendly with them I guess. Can't shoot yourself out of every situation eh? ;)
  26. [19:25] <haughtyArtemis> Technically I COULD.
  27. [19:26] <haughtyArtemis> Don't underestimate Deus Occisor.
  28. [19:26] <haughtyArtemis> The problem is more than he only has two more shots in him.
  29. [19:26] <gloriousGunsmoke> What do you mean?
  30. [19:26] <gloriousGunsmoke> Like for good? Can't reload?
  31. [19:27] <haughtyArtemis> I could if I had any more of his bullets. They're custom.
  32. [19:28] <gloriousGunsmoke> Damn!
  33. [19:28] <gloriousGunsmoke> Well... don't lose those bullets!
  34. [19:28] <haughtyArtemis> Good idea. I wish I had thought of it.
  35. [19:29] <haughtyArtemis> Hey, wait a second. Everyone's grouped up where you are, right?
  36. [19:29] <gloriousGunsmoke> No actually, well yes actually well-
  37. [19:29] <gloriousGunsmoke> Wait.
  38. [19:29] <gloriousGunsmoke> Have you slept yet?
  39. [19:29] <gloriousGunsmoke> At all since entering?
  40. [19:29] <gloriousGunsmoke> This is relevant, trust me.
  41. [19:29] <haughtyArtemis> Not yet. I was planning to take a nap in the car, but there was a bit of a werewolf pack in the way.
  42. [19:30] <haughtyArtemis> Why?
  43. [19:30] <gloriousGunsmoke> My my... how the tables have turned.
  44. [19:30] <gloriousGunsmoke> It's my turn to tell YOU something unbelievable.
  45. [19:31] <haughtyArtemis> Or I can log off and deprive you of the chance.
  46. [19:31] <gloriousGunsmoke> Wait seriously!
  47. [19:31] <gloriousGunsmoke> It's important!
  48. [19:31] <haughtyArtemis> Fine, fine.
  49. [19:32] <haughtyArtemis> What is it?
  50. [19:32] <gloriousGunsmoke> When you go to sleep, you'll awake in a sort of... dream. It will feel pretty real... because it is.
  51. [19:32] <gloriousGunsmoke> I can't explain it or why, but you have this sort of...
  52. [19:32] <gloriousGunsmoke> "Dream self".
  53. [19:32] <haughtyArtemis> A dream world.
  54. [19:32] <gloriousGunsmoke> Yeah! But like... a real place or something.
  55. [19:33] <gloriousGunsmoke> And when that version of you goes to sleep, you wake up in your "normal" self.
  56. [19:33] <haughtyArtemis> Alright. So you alternate between them.
  57. [19:34] <gloriousGunsmoke> Exactly! Now at first I just thought it was a separate "dream world"- until I found myself tumbling on top of Hanna! I've met Hanna in the dream world before but this was like
  58. [19:34] <gloriousGunsmoke> Actual Hanna!
  59. [19:34] <haughtyArtemis> What?
  60. [19:35] <gloriousGunsmoke> I somehow left through a mirror portal... thing... and my "dream" self found it's way to wherever Hanna is.
  61. [19:35] <gloriousGunsmoke> That version of me was the one that fought with her, and is currently sleeping on her couch.
  62. [19:35] <gloriousGunsmoke> It's really weird!
  63. [19:36] <haughtyArtemis> Does that mean your waking self is still in the physical world as well?
  64. [19:37] <gloriousGunsmoke> Sure is! I woke up back on my land.
  65. [19:37] <haughtyArtemis> That's... interesting. If you go back to sleep, do you wake up there or back in the dream world?
  66. [19:38] <haughtyArtemis> ... If this is a video game, is that where extra lives come from?
  67. [19:39] <gloriousGunsmoke> I'm... not quite sure to be honest. I don't know what's going to happen next time I fall asleep. I just can't help shake the feeling that my dream self probably isn't supposed to be in Hanna's land... as grateful as I am to have a chance to see her in person.
  68. [19:40] <gloriousGunsmoke> I'm still getting used to that as a concept to begin with.
  69. [19:41] <gloriousGunsmoke> By the way, when I said "everyone", I meant myself, Hanna, and a... troll? Named Heorot.
  70. [19:41] <gloriousGunsmoke> I still haven't heard from Anna.
  71. [19:41] <gloriousGunsmoke> Have you?
  72. [19:41] <haughtyArtemis> A little while ago, yeah.
  73. [19:41] <gloriousGunsmoke> How is she?
  74. [19:41] <haughtyArtemis> She's fine. She told me not to visit this tower that I probably shouldn't have visited after all.
  75. [19:42] <gloriousGunsmoke> Hmm.. interesting. I too have a tower that I've been warned not to visit.
  76. [19:42] <gloriousGunsmoke> What was in yours?
  77. [19:43] <haughtyArtemis> I think it's supposed to be a video game.
  78. [19:43] <haughtyArtemis> There's a gameboy that controls the doors, and then a broken lever puzzle.
  79. [19:43] <gloriousGunsmoke> Well that doesn't sound too bad to be honest.
  80. [19:43] <haughtyArtemis> And a giant dragon.
  81. [19:43] <gloriousGunsmoke> Oh.
  82. [19:43] <gloriousGunsmoke> Well
  83. [19:43] <gloriousGunsmoke> That'll do it.
  84. [19:44] <haughtyArtemis> I killed it.
  85. [19:44] <haughtyArtemis> It was awesome.
  86. [19:44] <gloriousGunsmoke> Holy shit Rosalind
  87. [19:44] <gloriousGunsmoke> a dragon!?
  88. [19:44] <gloriousGunsmoke> How'd you manage that?
  89. [19:44] <haughtyArtemis> Well you see.
  90. [19:45] <haughtyArtemis> I can shoot myself out of every situation.
  91. [19:45] <haughtyArtemis> ;)
  92. [19:46] <gloriousGunsmoke> Pretty good.
  93. [19:46] <gloriousGunsmoke> Okay, I'll give you a point for that.
  94. [19:46] <gloriousGunsmoke> In fact, I'll give you like
  95. [19:46] <gloriousGunsmoke> 20 points for that.
  96. [19:46] <haughtyArtemis> I will gladly accept these 20 points.
  97. [19:46] <haughtyArtemis> You can have 5 yourself for surviving that thing that almost killed you earlier.
  98. [19:47] <gloriousGunsmoke> Lol thanks.
  99. [19:47] <haughtyArtemis> As it turns out, getting hurt hurts.
  100. [19:47] <gloriousGunsmoke> I'm glad Anna's doing well. Tell her I said hi!
  101. [19:47] <gloriousGunsmoke> Yeah... it does when it does...
  102. [19:47] <gloriousGunsmoke> Did you get hurt badly?
  103. [19:47] <gloriousGunsmoke> Are you okay!?
  104. [19:47] <haughtyArtemis> I'm fine.
  105. [19:48] <haughtyArtemis> Mildly singed.
  106. [19:48] <haughtyArtemis> Maybe a bit more than mildly.
  107. [19:48] <haughtyArtemis> But I'm fine.
  108. [19:48] <gloriousGunsmoke> Well... it was a dragon after all.
  109. [19:49] <gloriousGunsmoke> I guess coming out of it with burns is not only expected but probably lucky.
  110. [19:49] <gloriousGunsmoke> Or I'm sorry not lucky-
  111. [19:49] <gloriousGunsmoke> a sign of great skill.
  112. [19:49] <haughtyArtemis> Definitely skill.
  113. [19:49] <haughtyArtemis> Luck was that Donovan jammed on my first shot at it.
  114. [19:50] <gloriousGunsmoke> That's unfortunate!
  115. [19:50] <gloriousGunsmoke> Too bad revolvers never jam ;)
  116. [19:50] <gloriousGunsmoke> Wait sorry... that's
  117. [19:51] <gloriousGunsmoke> kinda rude. It was a deadly fight.
  118. [19:51] <gloriousGunsmoke> Just reminded me of when
  119. [19:51] <gloriousGunsmoke> You know, the only things to shoot at weren't trying to kill you
  120. [19:51] <haughtyArtemis> That was nice, wasn't it?
  121. [19:51] <haughtyArtemis> Less exciting by far, of course. But still nice.
  122. [19:51] <gloriousGunsmoke> Yeah... it sure was.
  123. [19:52] <gloriousGunsmoke> Oh hey- I almost forgot what I initially messaged you for
  124. [19:52] <haughtyArtemis> Fire away.
  125. [19:52] <gloriousGunsmoke> Can you drop the uhm. The Punch desig... designator... designer... thing? Somewhere in my house?
  126. [19:52] <haughtyArtemis> With SCratch?
  127. [19:53] <gloriousGunsmoke> Yes please.
  128. [19:53] <haughtyArtemis> Sure. More machines are always helpful, probably.
  129. [19:53] * haughtyArtemis deploys the Punch Designix.
  130. [19:53] <haughtyArtemis> What's it for?
  131. [19:54] <gloriousGunsmoke> For Alchemy I guess it's called. Supposed to help us out by making items and stuff... I think. I had a rough crash course in it and I'm going to experiment.
  132. [19:54] <gloriousGunsmoke> It makes cards much like the ones we used to entered to make items.
  133. [19:55] <gloriousGunsmoke> At least that's the jist of it that I got.
  134. [19:55] <haughtyArtemis> Different items than the ones we entered with?
  135. [19:56] <gloriousGunsmoke> Yeah! To my understanding you take a captchalogue card, punch holes with it in the machine, and then take the tube things much like the process we're already familiar with and it creates more of that punched card item... thing.
  136. [19:57] <gloriousGunsmoke> But the real kicker is if you punch two cards at the same time, it will combine the two items.
  137. [19:57] <gloriousGunsmoke> Or so I've been told, can't say from experience yet.
  138. [19:57] <haughtyArtemis> I'm not entirely sure you've explained that well enough, but alright. Let me know how it goes.
  139. [19:59] <haughtyArtemis> Is there anything else you need me to take care of?
  140. [19:59] <gloriousGunsmoke> Uhh by tube thing I meant the colored tubes. The.. dowels? Then you take that to the lathe-looking one that doesn't have the huge platform. Insert the card, let it do it's thing, then place THAT thing on the.. Alchemiter.
  141. [19:59] <gloriousGunsmoke> No I think I'm set, thanks.
  142. [19:59] <gloriousGunsmoke> Good luck with the werewolves!
  143. [19:59] <haughtyArtemis> I shall become their queen.
  144. [20:00] <gloriousGunsmoke> Haha there's no doubt in my mind!
  145. [20:00] <haughtyArtemis> My claws can fly.
  146. [20:00] <gloriousGunsmoke> Take care Rosalind, and tell Anna I said Hi! I'll do the same next time I see Hanna!
  147. [20:00] <haughtyArtemis> Will do. Talk to you later.
  148. [20:00] <gloriousGunsmoke> Happy trails!
  149. [20:00] * gloriousGunsmoke has ceased pestering haughtyArtemis
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