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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: Greetings, human!
- Stranger: Aasshole
- Stranger: human
- Stranger: how u doin>
- You: I am quite well? How is your health this fine daycycle?
- Stranger: worse
- Stranger: the weather is unfriendly
- Stranger: i dont bring any sweater and umbrella
- Stranger: so tell me why you so serious
- Stranger: like joker said
- You: That is very unfortunate, human. You should adjust your meteorological control unit.
- Stranger: control or kontol
- Stranger: baby
- Stranger: kontol means dick
- You: I am not sure that I understand!
- Stranger: damnassholefuckingwhorebitch
- You: Please forgive my lack of knowledge regarding your culture.
- Stranger: that's a good word
- You: It is my first time visiting your star system.
- Stranger: ok
- Stranger: what u see
- Stranger: any star
- Stranger: or any shitting
- You: You have a small, medium-temperature star here. It is quite pleasant. I believe you call it Sol?
- Stranger: lookingatmyassandullsee
- Stranger: not good huh
- Stranger: tom cruise is better than nicole kidman
- Stranger: and angelina jollie is sexier than brad pitt
- You: Ah, I am familiar with this Tom Cruise person!
- You: He is in frequent contact with a genetic relation of mine.
- Stranger: you live in dirty village
- Stranger: so u dont even know tom cruise
- Stranger: poor u
- Stranger: u're a peasant
- You: I have not taken up residence on your planet- I currently reside in an orbital platform in geostationary orbit.
- Stranger: nice to know
- Stranger: owww
- Stranger: you are an alien right
- You: Tell me, where on the surface of your planet do you reside?
- Stranger: alien without dick
- Stranger: and dont have ass
- Stranger: so how you take a pee
- Stranger: from ur mouth
- Stranger: and ur shit come from ur ear
- You: I find it curious that you humans are so intrigued by the bodily functions of my people.
- Stranger: omg
- Stranger: it sound disgusting
- Stranger: yes
- You: You are quite entertaining, human. Do your peers and genetic relations think so too?
- Stranger: im not human
- Stranger: im a donkey
- Stranger: like your mom
- Stranger: your mom was have sex with me
- Stranger: when she was young
- Stranger: her boobs is little and tiny
- Stranger: only cost 500 bucks
- You: I am uncertain as to what you are saying, human. What is a 'mom'?
- Stranger: mom is
- Stranger: man on mother
- Stranger: i was give your mother
- Stranger: dumbass
- Stranger: with doggystyle
- Stranger: and missionary
- Stranger: u know why
- You: Ah! I see. You mammals call your female genetic creator a 'mom'?
- Stranger: bcoz your parents didnt agree with my relationship with horse
- Stranger: then
- You: I am not very familiar with the reproductive workings of your species, I am afraid.
- Stranger: owww
- Stranger: so u ML with bacterial
- Stranger: species
- Stranger: from area 51
- Stranger: never mind
- Stranger: if u dont want to admit
- Stranger: i just curious about your sex
- Stranger: because you like dumbass
- Stranger: and like bajingan kasta terendah
- You: I do not think that my people have a 'sex' like your species.
- Stranger: owww
- Stranger: you know
- Stranger: bajingan
- Stranger: kontol
- You: I do not understand, human.
- Stranger: ah kru sh ite uq
- Stranger: it means youre the nicest creature in this universe
- Stranger: sakjane koe ki ngapusi
- Stranger: aku yo ra ngerti
- Stranger: pie bajingan koyo koe iso ndobol meneh
- Stranger: wo men ta ke ce hen ai
- You: I must remember to find a better translation module for my subdermal implants.
- Stranger: shen me mew suc suo
- Stranger: you
- You: At this point, I am only able to understand the language you call 'English'.
- Stranger: should
- Stranger: owwwww
- Stranger: animal could u
- Stranger: like rroroooooarar
- Stranger: guk
- Stranger: guk
- Stranger: or shit
- Stranger: crot
- Stranger: pret
- You: Hm. It appears there is some solar interference in my terminal.
- Stranger: apache
- You: Please excuse me, human. Enjoy your daycycle!
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