Tiny!Cory and Tiny!Saki: Whyyyy?

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GF: ummmmmmmm
GF: hi
GF: i guess
GF: drew gave me your s/n
MI: alright there?
MI: you know drew?
GF: yeah
MI: how do you know her?
MI: what's your name?
MI: I'm cory
GF: she visited japan and met my great goddamn self
GF: im saki
GF: saki hamada professional badarse
MI: how do you be a professional badarse?
MI: do you get paid?
MI: how do you be one?
GF: why do you ask so many questions??
MI: why not?
MI: because i want to know thing
MI: s
GF: oh
GF: i guess that makes sense
GF: anyway yes i get paid my dad gives me an allowance every week
GF: allowance means money you get to buy stuff with btw
MI: i know what an allowance is
GF: ok good
GF: its kind of a big word so i wasnt sure
MI: why does your dad pay you to be a badarse?
MI: do you travel around the world like drew?
MI: have you ever been to russia?
MI: how about egypt?
GF: no i havent ive never been out of japan
MI: why not?
GF: its totally lame
GF: because dad wants me to stay here
MI: why's that?
GF: because he wants me to have an
GF: um
GF: a nice steady upbringing is what he says
MI: why does he want that?
MI: do you not like that?
GF: idgaf
GF: i guess
GF: i mean
GF: itd be nice if i got to go places
MI: that would be blooming sweet
GF: whats blooming is that a swear too
MI: i'm not sure
MI: i think it's a nice way to say bloody or buggering
GF: those both sound like buggering good words
GF: ill use them
MI: why do you want swear?
GF: because swearing is cool and tough!!
GF: and because it pisses my dad off
MI: why do you want piss him off?
MI: why does it annoy him?
MI: i piss my dad off by saying why too much
MI: why is swearing flipping cool?
GF: because i hate him!!
GF: hes a dumb shithead and he makes my life super stupid!!
GF: and swearing is cool because adults do it duhhhhh
GF: they try to hide it from us but when were not listening
GF: theyre total pottymouths
MI: they're such hypocrites!
MI: why is there one rule for us and another for them?
GF: theyre fucking morons they think they can keep us down
GF: well im not gonna be keeped down!
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MI: ooh, what are you going to do?
GF: im gonna
GF: im gonna beat them all up!!
MI: wait aren't they bigger than you?!
MI: won't they get mad?
GF: yeah but im a martial master!!
GF: ive been training for two whole years!!
GF: martial means beating people up btw
MI: two years?!
MI: that's like flipping forever
GF: i told you i was a professional fucking badarse
MI: does that mean your dad is paying you to beat him up one day?
GF: um
GF: i
GF: maybe!!
MI: he sounds like a muppet if thats the case
GF: my dads not a sesame street guy!!
MI: a muppet is someone who's a bit thick and silly btw
GF: my dads not thick!!
GF: you take that back!!
MI: !
MI: sorry!
GF: ok well if youre sorry thats ok
MI: didn't mean nothing by it
GF: just dont insult my dad only im allowed to do that
MI: that sounds hypocritical
GF: yeah well shut up
MI: why should i shut up?
GF: because i said so!!
GF: and im awesome
MI: you don't want me to talk to you?
GF: what no
GF: thats not what i said
GF: i just said shut up about me being hipocritical
MI: i said you were hypocritical not hippocritical
GF: *hypocritical
MI: why do you want to be shut up about it?
GF: no i dont wanna be shut up i want you to fucking shut up bout it!!
MI: why?
GF: because!!
MI: because why?
GF: aaaaaaaaaaaa!!
MI: whaaat?
GF: youre dumb you dummy stop asking why!!
MI: but why should i stop asking whyyy?
GF: because i want you to stop!!
MI: why do you want me to stop?
GF: because its fucking stupid and dumb!!
MI: do
MI: you think i'm dumb?
GF: what
GF: no
GF: i guess not
MI: well
MI: that's alright then!
GF: ok good
MI: nice to meet you saki
GF: its cool to meet you too i guess
MI: see you around
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