Babu Jackpot

so anyway I truned to babu jackpot and was like jackpot what is the meaning of sex and jackpot was all like what is the best cookie so I told him sugar then we talked for hours about sugar cookies then I brought up that question and he was all like well there is no reason like there is no ntrue reason to life so then I realized hey if there is no reason  then why have sex at all  but then I realized wait there is a way I decided to write a story so I went and looked at some earth chan hentai. So jackpot turns and was well you should recycle this was back in the old days when no one recycled so then I was like why should i recycle he told be that I could get laid: he lied so I decided to recycle the rest of my life but then other thing poped into my mind it was why do men wear deodorant I first I thought it was to cover up smell but them I realized they think they are going to get laid with this shit on I think and question why even people wear crap like that i mean cmon why is there crap like that maybe it is because there is a reason why and that reason is to prevent other men from smelling so I does have a reason but then why buy this shit at all if your not going to get laid with it but after that mymind started to wander and it came to keyboard clicking I always wondered why people enjoy the sound of a keyboard clicking I think It can get a little anoying but it alse has an asmr affect on the hear er so maybe it is not that bad but then again not all people experience asmr.

So anywhay I has not taked babu jackpot serisoly he told me that he had been raped by his deorterant I was like what and he told me that what happened was the deoderant has sex with him so I was like what and he was like yeah so anyway so I went to walmart and I got some old spice some ask and some tampones despire me being a man because I am a feminist in a dude and I belive that men and weman are the same and that men can bleed out out of there vagana too so I was there and I told tyhe clerck that I was going to have the deorderant fuck me and he was all like ok then and asked my if i was ok and or on drugs I said no and then I want home and the deorderant came and violated me like the bible of pewdiepie says: "all people with a friend named babu jackpop may be violated" so then I told jackpot yo the deorderasnt raped me and has was all like what I was lieing It tuens ourt he lied and that he has heard it from the bible of pewdiepie in the 9 year old reavilations but anywhay speaking of the bible of pewdiepie there are 5 main parts 1: 9 year old revilations 2: rules of the land 3:the battle of tseries and 4:modern activitys these have unique material: 1: has a summary of how pewdiepie became agod and 2: shows all the rules of pewdiepie like respectv whamen and 3 contains storys from the battle of pewdiepie vs tseries including mrbeast the arch angel placing buildboards with pewdiepie on them and 4: contians now pewdipies fall from power and the waiting of a come back or a new god here is a passage from the bible of pewdiepie: 3: arch angel mrbeast tips (in new 9 year old language edition) "'we will start small with a penny and move up to 10000". This shows a story bof truith but while im typing this my deoderant is coming it is removing its kapn after karen had told him to karen why did you take the kids but then I was part of a three way with karen deoderant and me but now qualsky and big chungus have enter the room with an n word pass oh god there expanding and now they encompas the whold earth look outside its big chungus omg chungus is taking a shit and its getting everywhere my god someone help my bweed is gone stolen my qualsky oh noes god help rule34 is invading with all of the furry pics I dont think we will be able to make it out alive please help all the furrys no no no no no  wait there frenily oh no there not god please help me oh ahhh this doggio got sum big tits and thuis from got large tits woah. I see balls,

afterb all the furrys left babu jackpot was like I orgasum from just sound then I was all liek what and he was like yeah so  I went to r/gonewildaudio but then a liviing breathing asmr walking in and then what happended was the asmr betgane to tostart rubbing picketls to gether and stuff allong with brush a microphone for 30 minuets and got 10000000000000000 views then alll of usuudden dui dud di pewdiepie bible rose from du sky and summoned all of the nmemes it killed now there was a war of all the memes pewdipie killed this is part 5 of the pewdiepie bible the fight od the dead memes chuingus that one winnie nthe poop meme and off begane to rise and are now taking over the earth using asmr and the asmr is ncutting everyones head off usibng extrme tinhglkes then george carlin rose with joe pashji to destroy everything they harvested the power of the suna and charged a ball of atheist and manoase and a mask of danger dolan's terrible 2015 logo then they fired it killed a;ll the memes and helped kill pewdiepie nbut he still had fight left in him he revived ugonda kuckels  chunguis and what happened was they all do an attacc then tseries cummed in and began to prate memes and used them as ammo and thn babo raised from the ground with his dank wings and was like begone and all of the mems went to the ground and with the power of deorderant and karen set everything the way it should be but he was not done it tuened out babu supported neither pewdipeie of tseries so he wa sevit so a major fight broken  out and deoderant just used evasuion with out and offensive attacks  but the john treon and porn hub came to aid and they killed ayone and revived pewdipei e using meme powers and hentai the    waifus       came and they begane to fuck this shit up they uised there garivaour and anime powers kiilll evreryone the mems the bible of pewdiepie and pastbin.com but wehat hjappens nexct transfer student show up with ever banagahoos hugmongus hangaloologungus. and killed evry one the reversed time then stuff was normal. the end