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  1. ===START===
  2. [00:47] * strikingBelladonna began espering abrasiveCaliginist
  3. [00:48] <strikingBelladonna> Hello Harken, enjoying your movies I hope?
  4. [00:48] <abrasiveCaliginist> AC: What?! Movies?! What movies?!
  5. [00:48] <strikingBelladonna> What movies indeed.
  6. [00:49] <abrasiveCaliginist> AC: Didn't have my favorite genre, anyway.
  7. [00:49] <strikingBelladonna> Well, if you'd like me to pretend I don't know anything, then I'll be happy to do so, I've got interesting news beyond that anyways.
  8. [00:49] <abrasiveCaliginist> AC: Do tell.
  9. [00:50] <strikingBelladonna> News like this deserves to be shown. Has your download of the game finished?
  10. [00:50] <abrasiveCaliginist> AC: Sort of. Got one half of it. Why?
  11. [00:51] <strikingBelladonna> Start it up.
  12. [00:51] == strikingBelladonna has changed nick to Lexi
  13. [00:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> AC: Gimme three minutes.
  14. [00:51] == abrasiveCaliginist has changed nick to DMofLefts
  15. [00:52] <DMofLefts> AC: Alright. It's up.
  16. [00:52] <DMofLefts> So I can see you on the screen. Big deal.
  17. [00:53] <Lexi> SB: Well, you can also manipulate my environment and, if Vera's experience holds true, I'll be somewhere much different in a bit.
  18. [00:53] <DMofLefts> ((Apologies in advance for that "somewhere"))
  19. [00:54] <DMofLefts> AC: Alright. How did this work with Vera?
  20. [00:55] <Lexi> SB: Of the tabs in the GUI, you'll see one has a list of items you can deploy.
  21. [00:56] <Lexi> SB: You'll need to drop those in my house, and I'll put them to use.
  22. [00:56] <DMofLefts> AC: Hm. Any preferences on what you want first?
  23. [00:57] <Lexi> SB: The cruxtruder is the first machine I will need to use.
  24. [00:57] <DMofLefts> AC: As you wish.
  25. [00:57] <DMofLefts> You hear a clanking as the machine is deployed in **THE DOJO.**
  26. [00:58] <DMofLefts> AC: Easy enough. What now?
  27. [00:58] <Lexi> SB: I'll need your help in opening it, just drop something heavy on it before you deploy the other two and the pre-punched card.
  28. [00:58] <Lexi> I get up and walk down to **THE DOJO**, switching over to my phone.
  29. [00:59] <DMofLefts> AC: Hm. Got any huge blades?
  30. [01:00] <Lexi> SB: Dad had an unusual preference for them that way. There should be a few in the Trophy Room.
  31. [01:00] <DMofLefts> AC: INCOMING.
  32. [01:00] <DMofLefts> !roll 1d20
  33. [01:00] <GameServ> DMofLefts rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20>
  34. [01:01] <DMofLefts> Oh my fuck, what was going to be a hilarious joke has gotten out of hand. Roll acrobatics.
  35. [01:01] <Lexi> !roll 1d20+1
  36. [01:01] <GameServ> Lexi rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+1) = 20>
  37. [01:01] <DMofLefts> Wew.
  38. [01:01] <Lexi> Help, I think I'm dying.
  39. [01:01] <DMofLefts> You dive out of the way as a huge blade zooms past you in the hallway.
  40. [01:02] <DMofLefts> You then hear a loud KASHING noise as the top of the alchemiter is apparently sliced off.
  41. [01:02] <Lexi> SB: Harken...
  42. [01:02] <DMofLefts> AC: Yes?
  43. [01:02] <Lexi> SB: Why?
  44. [01:03] <DMofLefts> AC: Why would I do this, you ask?
  45. [01:03] <DMofLefts> Roll insight.
  46. [01:03] <Lexi> !roll 1d20-1
  47. [01:03] <GameServ> Lexi rolled 1d20: 11 <Total: 11(-1) = 10>
  48. [01:03] <Lexi> SB: Yes.
  49. [01:03] <DMofLefts> The answer is obviously because he *can.*
  50. [01:04] <Lexi> I get back up, twinging a little at the still not fully healed wound in my side, and head to the cruxtruder, checking for the orb.
  51. [01:04] <Lexi> I wait for him to admit it as well.
  52. [01:04] <DMofLefts> AC: Because I *can,* baby! I'm living large! Wew! I'm having the time of my life!
  53. [01:04] <DMofLefts> AC: HELL YEH. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD!
  54. [01:05] <Lexi> ((Go ahead and prototype the sword if you want. For a nat 20, might as well.))
  55. [01:05] <DMofLefts> ((Do you have any choices otherwise?))
  56. [01:05] <Lexi> ((I'd probably end up going with something succ-y.))
  57. [01:05] <Lexi> ((Personally, I don't have much of a preference.))
  58. [01:06] <DMofLefts> We can proto succ-y stuff after.
  59. [01:06] <Lexi> Swordcubus.
  60. [01:06] <DMofLefts> You hear a flash as a buster sword is prototyped.
  61. [01:06] <DMofLefts> AC: I saw an intruder, and stabbed it.
  62. [01:06] <Lexi> SB: And Winona says I'm terrible.
  63. [01:06] <DMofLefts> AC: No need to thank me, my dear.
  64. [01:07] <Lexi> SB: I wouldn't dream of it.
  65. [01:07] <DMofLefts> AC: Simply doing my duty as an upstanding hair.
  66. [01:07] <DMofLefts> *citizen. Dammit jontron
  67. [01:07] <DMofLefts> SHIT IS CANON I GUESS
  68. [01:08] <Lexi> SB: Well, I won't split you's then. Would you like to crush me- I mean the intruders with the other machines?
  69. [01:08] <DMofLefts> In any case. You have a dowel. And a huge floating sword.
  70. [01:08] <DMofLefts> AC: Por supuesto, señorita.
  71. [01:09] <DMofLefts> Harken deploys the other machines close by, never one for unnecessary fuckery. NO UNNECESSARY FUCKERY.
  72. [01:09] <Lexi> SB: Much obliged, my upstanding hair.
  73. [01:09] <DMofLefts> AC: Of course. ((Dammit jontron))
  74. [01:10] <Lexi> I assume other machines includes the pre-punched card as I bring it and the dowel into the lathe and press the button.
  75. [01:10] <DMofLefts> It makes something that looks *alarmingly* like an exclamation point.
  76. [01:10] <DMofLefts> Get it?
  77. [01:10] <DMofLefts> Exclamation point?
  78. [01:10] <DMofLefts> Alarmingly?
  79. [01:10] <Lexi> I'm alerted to its presence.
  80. [01:11] <Lexi> SB: I hope you're taking notes, Harken.
  81. [01:11] == dualisticArcanist [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
  82. [01:11] <DMofLefts> AC: Probably, amidst all the tragic angst.
  83. [01:11] <Lexi> I pick up the exclamation point and place it on the alchemiter's smaller platform, awaiting the scanning.
  84. [01:12] <Lexi> SB: Well, worry not, I will be here to remind you of what you doubtlessly forget when it is your turn.
  85. [01:12] <DMofLefts> It scans, and creates a pin the rapier on the donkey game. You've five seconds to see where the ass is before you're blindfolded.
  86. [01:12] <DMofLefts> Your Byronic hero watches in awe.
  87. [01:13] <DMofLefts> You may, in lieu of rolling, RP this.
  88. [01:13] <Lexi> My mouth flattens into a line. I don't know whether to disapprove of this or laugh my ass off.
  89. [01:13] <DMofLefts> Why not both, lad?
  90. [01:13] <Lexi> I split the difference and take note of its position before I'm blindfolded.
  91. [01:14] <DMofLefts> Alright, kid. Time to stab destiny in the ass.
  92. [01:14] <Lexi> I then draw my rapier and make an unnecessarily flourishy show of preparing it, complete with a bow and a swish.
  93. [01:14] <DMofLefts> AC: 9.4/10
  94. [01:15] <Lexi> SB: I can't see what you're typing you know.
  95. [01:16] <DMofLefts> AC: Well, im certain you'll be pleasantly surprised when you can.
  96. [01:16] <Lexi> I lunge forwards, letting destiny guide my point into its ass.
  97. [01:16] <DMofLefts> The ass is thoroughly penetrateD ;)
  98. [01:16] <DMofLefts> The blindfold is removed as your world flashes white.
  99. [01:17] <DMofLefts> When you come to, the world is... unchanged. Weird.
  100. [01:17] <DMofLefts> ((End whenever you like))
  101. [01:17] == DMofLefts has changed nick to abrasiveCaliginist
  102. [01:17] <Lexi> ===END===
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