Game 1
Absence: yo item davidson
Absence: ur routers gonna do acrobatics in a second
Absence: enjoy the free show
Absence: i will literally fuck ur sister in front of ur mother
Absence: check lizardlands following
Absence: nerds
Absence: hint
Absence: (im on it)
Absence: im a lizard ur nothing
Absence: god i love thots
Absence: literally get dicked on
Absence: just put my penis inside their sister
Absence: wtb jungler
Absence: nevermind
Absence: go back to being useless
Absence: ^^
Absence: why play ranked
Absence: :/
Absence: uninstall the game ur parents don't love you anymroe
Absence: sigh
Absence: one auto attack
Absence: i wish jayce was as aware as garen
Absence: :/
Absence: stop inting on stream
Absence: ur literally streaming just to int
Absence: that's crazy
Absence: ur life is sick
Absence: can you help the only good lane on ur team vi
Absence: or u just gonna waste time jerking off in ur jungle waiting to get carried
Absence: baffles me how little impact a jungler can have when their brain doesn't function properly
Absence: please donate ur brain to science when you die so they can study how it's possible for someone to live with such little brain f
Absence: function*
Absence: teamspeak is for degenerates
Absence: getting ur shit pushed in by yasuo better not buy armour right
Absence: that would be too smart of an option
Absence: useless player please uninstall
Absence: ofc im upset ur streaming yet this bad
Absence: gotta be borderline braindead
Absence: ?
Absence: check match history :/
Absence: 43% winrate :/
Absence: rough upbringing jayce?
Absence: malnourished as a child?
Absence: oh that makes sense
Absence: the 2 digit iq obviously
Absence: suer :)
Absence: 20 mins tier 1 boots
Absence: why are you duo with such a braindead
Absence: 43% winrate smurf
Absence: hmmm
Absence: that's unlucky!
Absence: check my match history if you want :/
Absence: i can add you on my main :/
Absence: 143 cs in 22 mins :/
Absence: you and ur friend are both braindead retards stop typing
Absence: jayce and vayne are both smurfs apparently