urist dies

You are Urist, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see several red lights moving about the trees.
"Huh, should we be concerned about that?" your horse, Heavy, says.

> You get ye flask.
You keep walking towards the lights, as you get closer, they start to blink.
"We're being addressed." The captain says from the top of the massive dragon, Blossumdale.

> You get ye flask.
The lights in the forest start to glow, as they draw closer they reveal a massive army of orcs.
"We're surrounded." The captain says.
"Oh shi-"

> You get ye flask.
You turn and see an orc pointing a spear at you, you unsheathe your sword and charge at him. You thrust at his throat, but he knocks your sword away with his.

> You gET YE FLASK.
You swing again, but this time he catches the blade and snaps it, before throwing your broken sword to the ground. You draw your revolver and fire, but he catches that too and breaks it in two.

> You gET YE FUCKIN FLASK.
The orcs close in. You run for your flask, but it is far too late. The orcs have already torn it from your hands and broken it open. They drank all of the wine before you could even react.

> You mURDER ORCS.
You charge at the nearest orc, but you don't make it far as they are prepared. You are hit in the chest with a mace and sent flying to the ground.

> You mURDER ORCS HARDER.
You get back up, but a couple more maces to the chest make you stumble backwards. You get one more punch in before falling backwards.

> You try not to cry over broken flask.
The orcs take it in turns to throw spears at you as your body is dragged through the dirt. Eventually one of them gets a lucky shot and stick into your throat, killing you instantly.