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  1. print("Welcome to the Soyjak.blog friendship simulator!. Pick a user to be kind to and befriend, or maybe befriend everyone just like in heckin Undertale.")
  2.  
  3. class messageHandling:
  4.   def __init__(self, text, choice):
  5.     self.text = text
  6.     self.choice = choice
  7.  
  8. choicesDict = {
  9.   "nameChoiceMsg":{
  10.       "text": "What name will you go by?"
  11.       "choices":{
  12.         name = input("")
  13.       },
  14.   "firstPostMsg":
  15.     "text": "You make an account on soyjak.blog. Excellent, you think. What will your first thread be about?"
  16.     "choices":{
  17.       1: "A formal introduction about your likes and interests.": choice1A,
  18.       2. "A rant about the brown part of a banana.": choice1B,
  19.       3. "What are your fetishes?": choice1C
  20.     },
  21. }
  22.  
  23. name = input("What name will you go by?")
  24. namecheck = input(f"You are, {name}, correct? (Y/N)")
  25.  
  26. if(namecheck == "Y"):
  27.   beginGame()
  28. else:
  29.   name = input("Can you try again? What name will you go by?")
  30.  
  31. def beginGame():
  32.   progress = 0
  33.   reaction_score = 0
  34.   print(f"You make an account on soyjak.blog as {name}. Excellent, you think. What will your first thread be about?")
  35.   print("1. A formal introduction about your likes and interests.")
  36.   print("2. A rant about the brown part of a banana.")
  37.   print("3. What are your fetishes?")
  38.   choice1 = input("")
  39.  
  40.   if(choice1 == "1"):
  41.     print("You make a thread about your likes and interests. Wait, what are they, anyway?")
  42.     choiceA1 = input("")
  43.    
  44.     print("1. Christianity and gardening")
  45.     print("2. Writing and singing")
  46.     print("3. Programming and cooking")
  47.    
  48.   elif(choice1 == "2"):
  49.     progress += 1
  50.     print("You make your thread.")
  51.     print("[Rant] Why do bananas go brown so quickly?")
  52.     print("It's been THREE fucking days since we got a batch of bananas and they're already disgusting. Do people actually like them like this? I swear bananas are overrated.")
  53.     print("footjob: fun fact: pouring sproke on it gets rid of the bad taste.")
  54.     print("baqqrih: While bananas were never a favorite of mine, I think calling them disgusting is a bit of a stretch. Is there any other fruits you like?")
  55.     print("Stephen: maybe try a BBC next time, they're very good for you, and even darker!")
  56.     print("Spas: @baqqrih if he doesn't like fruits then he's not gonna adapt well here")
  57.     print("You now have +3 reaction score.")
  58.     choiceA2 = input("Who would you like to befriend from this thread?")
  59.     if(choiceA2 == "footjob"):
  60.       DM_footjob(progress, reaction_score)
  61.     elif(choiceB1 == "baqqrih"):
  62.       DM_baqqrih(progress, reaction_score)
  63.     elif(choiceB1 == "Stephen"):
  64.       DM_Stephen(progress, reaction_score)
  65.     elif(choiceB1 == "Spas"):
  66.       DM_Spas(progress, reaction_score)
  67.     else:
  68.       chimpOut(progress, reaction_score)
  69.  
  70. elif(choice1 == "3"):
  71.   progress += 1
  72.   reaction_score -= 4
  73.   print("You make your first thread.")
  74.   print("[Keyed] What are your fetishes?")
  75.   print("fetishes.jpeg")
  76.   print(f"footjob: very cool, {name}")
  77.   print("Stephen: BIBISEA!!!")
  78.   print("Spas: I don't have any fetishes because I am a stone cold volcel and women are not deserving of my sexuality.")
  79.   print("You now have -4 reaction score.")
  80.   choiceA3 = input("Who would you like to befriend from this thread?")
  81.   if(choiceA3 == "footjob"):
  82.     DM_footjob(progress, reaction_score)
  83.   elif(choiceA3 == "Stephen"):
  84.     DM_Stephen(progress, reaction_score)
  85.   elif(choiceA3 == "Spas"):
  86.     DM_Spas(progress, reaction_score)
  87.   else:
  88.     chimpOut(progress, reaction_score)
  89. else:
  90.   chimpOut(progress, reaction_score)
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