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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SIGHS)

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Louis, no, no, no, no.

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You do not trim these hedges
from top to bottom,

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but from bottom to top,
as we've discussed.

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I understand, Ms. Lauler...

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And I do not want bushy hedges.

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You do not want
bushy hedges. (SIGHS)

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We talked about this.

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We have. Yes.
Many times.

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All right, I'll trim
the bushes myself.

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Give it to me.

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Yes.
Thank you.

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And you can cut the grass.

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You cut the grass yesterday.
In a diamond pattern.

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Yes.

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Then I guess you can go.

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Thank you.

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Oh! These are not sharp.

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Look, Louis, you have
to have these sharp.

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I'll look in the truck. Please.

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

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Mmm-hmm.

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Oh.

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This is much more to my liking.

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WOMAN: Looks good.

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Thank you for your approval.

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Yeah. Yeah, we keep
them on the floor,

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so that's perfect.

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Thanks, dean

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(EXHALES)

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(HARRIET MUMBLING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
OVER RADIO)

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(SIRENS BLARING)

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Hello, Ms. Lauler,
I'm Dr. Morgan.

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It says here
this was an accident.

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Well, do you think I'm lying
or just simply can't read?

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Ms. Lauler, I'm just
doing my job.

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These gowns?
You call these gowns?

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If I was wheeled out
in a wheelchair,

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would you call that my chariot?

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Ma'am...
Don't call me "ma'am."

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You never call
a woman "ma'am."

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That makes her feel old.
I'm sorry.

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You're sorry?
Oh, you're so sorry.

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You washed down four clonazepam

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with a bottle of red wine.

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Yes. I was sleepy
and I was thirsty.

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You don't strike me
as the type of person

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who does anything
by accident, okay?

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That's what it seems like to me.

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What I'm experiencing here.

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So, I'm going to
do some tests. Okay?

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And if you have a problem
with that, I don't care.

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

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(GASPS)

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(INDIE ROCK SONG PLAYING)

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Hi, this Anne Sherman.

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(TELEPHONE RINGS)

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(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)

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(TELEPHONE RINGING
IN DISTANCE)

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Do you know who I am?

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Yes.

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Uh, no.
Your predecessor did.

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Your predecessor
knew me very well.

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My father?
Lam Harriet Lauler.

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And for the better part
of the last 25 years

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this newspaper
stayed in the black

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because of the media buys

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that I purchased every month.

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Lauler Advertising.

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Of course. Uh, what can I
do for you, Ms. Lauler?

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I request a formal introduction.

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Okay.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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My name is Ronald Odom.
I'm the editor-in-chief.

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I attended
the school of journalism

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at Ohio University.
Mr. Odom.

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I married Katie Sparrow.
She kept her name.

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Mr. Odom. I do not require

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the formal introduction to you.

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Hey. Hey.
Wha...

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Come with me.
Why?

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'Cause I'm your boss.

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Are you firing me?
You should be so lucky.

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Come on, come on, come On.

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Ms. Lauler,
this is Anne Sherman.

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Ms. Sherman.

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Let us have the room, please.

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Please sit down.
Oh, I'm cool.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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Well, be that as it may,
I wish you would sit down

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because I have a job offer
to discuss with you.

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(STAMMERS) I have a job.

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(CHUCKLES) Hmm.

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Sit down, Ms. Sherman.

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Lois Schenken was a bitch.

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"Lois Schenken,

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"a tireless
animal rights advocate,

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"passed away last night
at the age of 78."

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Right, Lois Schenken.
I wrote that.

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Yes.

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Do you know why Lois Schenken
loved animals so much?

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Because people hated her.

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They hated her parties,
they hated her gossiping,

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and they hated
her costume jewelry.

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Only homeless dogs could bear
to be around Lois Schenken

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for longer than seven minutes.

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Well, the people that I spoke to

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had nothing but kind things
to say about her.

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She was dead and
they were being polite.

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"Eugene Baker, with a song
not just in his heart,

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"but always on his lips.

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"Eugene Baker sang his way

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"into the lives
of all who met him."

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Do you know why he sang so much?

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He was a drunk.

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Okay, well, that's not something

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that I was going to write
in his obituary.

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"After a long illness,

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"Mary Ramos passed
away this morning.

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"She left an indelible
mark on all..."

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(SCOFFS) Yeah, right.
She had syphilis, I know.

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That's not something that
you want to memorialize.

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I knew these people.

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I'm... I'm sorry
for your losses.

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No, these were awful people.

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Well, I'm...
I'm not sorry then.

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But you made them sound as
though they were magnificent.

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You made their lives
sound full of achievement.

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That's what you'll
be doing for me.

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You want me
to write your obituary?

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That's what I want.

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Okay. Well, lam
the obituary writer,

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so when the time comes,

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I will be writing your obituary.

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I want you to write it now.

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Huh.

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Is Ron coming back?

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That's the wrong question.

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The right question is, "Why?"

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Why?

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Good question.
Thanks.

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Ms. Sherman,
I'm a reasonable woman.

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I have never been
surprised about anything.

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And I've never found myself

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in a situation
that I couldn't handle.

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So, as a reasonable woman,

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the thought of leaving
my obituary to chance

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is completely
unreasonable to me.

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But that is what everybody does.

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That is what people have been
doing for hundreds of years.

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If I had motivated myself

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by what other people
thought and did,

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I would not have achieved
what I've achieved.

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And I've achieved a great deal.

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How my achievements
are memorialized by you

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is of great interest to me.

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Okay.

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Here's the names
of a few hundred people.

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I've taken the trouble
to alphabetize them.

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Also, restaurants are listed
that they might like to go to

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while they discuss me with you.

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What...

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What about family?

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I have a daughter, and I haven't
spoken to her in many years.

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Okay.

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There's an ex-husband.
He's a jackass.

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(SCOFFS)

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Right, all right. What's... What's
the timeline that we're looking at?

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Monday.

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No.
Yes.

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I want it by Monday.
I have plans.

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(SCOFFS)

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You're excused. Go.
That's what I want.

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Hey. She puts the
"bitch" in obituary.

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I understand.
I don't think you do, Ron.

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You got to do it.
What? Why?

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Because at one time,

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this woman was a real
friend of the paper.

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And if she were to extend
that friendship

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at the time of her passing,

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that would be extremely
helpful to all of us.

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What are you saying?
I'm saying look around.

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I mean... (SIGHS)
We're in trouble here.

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The digital age wasn't a fad.

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I mean, who knew, right?
Everybody.

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Why do you all say that?

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Are you saying
I could lose my job?

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I'm saying we could
all lose our jobs.

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Okay. So what am I
supposed to do?

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Make her happy.

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(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)

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(INDIE ROCK SONG
PLAYING ON RADIO)

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MAN: (ON RADIO) This is
Robin Sands for KOXA.

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Hello, Robin Sands.

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Playing independent music

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for independent minds.
For independent minds.

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(INDIE ROCK SONG
CONTINUES PLAYING)

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ANNE: How long were
you and Harriet married?

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Um, a little over 19 years.

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And, you know,
when we got married,

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she did not take my name.

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Did you know that?

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Who did that back then
but Harriet Lauler?

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Yeah. I get the
impression that she...

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Control is very
important to Harriet.

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Well, she asked you
to write her obituary

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while she is still alive.

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Yeah, I think it's safe to say

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that control is very
important to Harriet.

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Was she always like that?

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Well, you gotta understand
that when she started out,

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it was a different world.

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I mean, the men that
she had to work with.

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Men she had to work for.

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She had to be twice as good,

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twice as smart,
twice as forceful.

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(CHUCKLES) And she was, too.

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See... She always thought
she was right.

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Always.

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But the one thing that made
her light up with excitement

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was finding out
that she was wrong.

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Yeah, see...

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If you were willing to go
toe-to-toe with Harriet,

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prove that you were right
and she was wrong,

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she loved that.

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And she would laugh.
(CHUCKLES)

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Now, she never said,
"I'm wrong."

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But hearing that laugh...

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That was enough for me.

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What about your daughter?

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Hey, if you were
looking for somebody

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to say something nice
about Harriet,

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don't ask Elizabeth.

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Trust me on that one.

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Good luck.

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You'll need it.

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My name is Anne Sherman.

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I'm calling from
the Bristol Gazette.

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I'd like to talk to you
about Harriet Lauler.

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"If I want your opinion,
I will give it to you,"

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that's what she told me.

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So you know Harriet how?

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I was her gynecologist.

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So how did you become
Harriet's hairdresser?

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She walked in the door
and said, "Cut my hair."

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Okay...
And I was like,

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"I'm actually cutting somebody
else's hair right now."

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And she asked
the woman to leave.

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ANNE: I'm calling
from the Bristol Gazette.

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I'd like to talk to you
about Harriet Lauler.

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(DIAL TONE)

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Hello?

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I learned a long time ago

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00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:35,406
if you don't have anything
nice to say about someone,

258
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,771
say nothing at all.

259
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,486
She insisted
on examining herself.

260
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,444
Her diagnosis, always correct.

261
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,444
I had to give her
her co-pay back.

262
00:19:55,600 --> 00:20:01,607
Just a, uh,
hateful, hateful woman.

263
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,291
I hated her.

264
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,970
I hated her so much.

265
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,080
So much.

266
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,160
ANNE: What do you
think of Harriet?

267
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:21,131
I've worked very hard in
therapy not to think of her.

268
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,729
If there's just one thing
you could say

269
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,961
about her that's nice.

270
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,404
One thing nice.

271
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,324
If she were dead, that would be nice.
How's that?

272
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,286
She's like a human black cloud.

273
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,488
Angriest vagina
this side of China.

274
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,162
"Give me the wafer this way."
"Hand me the wine that way."

275
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,321
"That wine is horrible."

276
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,168
Like, nothing?

277
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,481
Zippo.

278
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,490
(GROANS) I don't...

279
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,725
So this is what you wrote.

280
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,801
It's a first draft.

281
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,570
No. This is a
first paragraph.

282
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,966
It's succinct.

283
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,804
It's one paragraph.

284
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,769
It's to the point
and I think that's good.

285
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,365
No, it's the life of a loser.

286
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,601
(SCOFFS) I wouldn't say that.

287
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,856
This is the life of a nobody.

288
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,166
I definitely wouldn't say that.

289
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,450
Then what would you say?

290
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,403
Because you certainly
have not captured

291
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,807
an impressive life,
an important life.

292
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,124
I did my best.

293
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,881
That is really unfortunate
for both of us.

294
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,450
Well, I didn't have
a lot to work with.

295
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,925
No, you had my life
to work with.

296
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,929
And I did the best
that I could with it.

297
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,171
(SIGHS) Huh.

298
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,683
How grossly I overestimated
your talent as a writer.

299
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,441
With all due respect...

300
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,928
Oh, now you respect me.
I was not really sure of that.

301
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,480
The problem
isn't with my writing.

302
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,245
What is the problem?

303
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,482
It's the subject.
You are the problem.

304
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,561
Excuse me?

305
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,883
You are the problem.

306
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,771
What? How dare you?

307
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,764
No, I... I'm sorry.
How dare you?

308
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,525
No one, and I mean nobody,

309
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,171
had one nice thing
to say about you.

310
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,403
No colleagues, no friends.
Certainly no family.

311
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,720
What did you just say?

312
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,082
I said certainly no family.

313
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,361
Hmm.

314
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,291
Get out of my house.

315
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,730
I'm just... I'm just
being honest with you.

316
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,771
You expected these people
to sing your praises?

317
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,411
I mean, you're way off.

318
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,483
Get out of my house!

319
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,206
Now!

320
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,360
(DOOR CLOSES)

321
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,367
Bitch!

322
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,806
(STARTS ENGINE)

323
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,286
(SCOFFS)

324
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,850
(HORNS BLARING)

325
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,767
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

326
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,525
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

327
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,804
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

328
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,576
Harriet, what are you...
What are you doing here?

329
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,887
I do not wish to be
sodomized in the hallway.

330
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,644
Do you know what time it is?

331
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,846
Sit down, please.

332
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,010
We need to talk.

333
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,326
What is this shit?

334
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,004
These are obituaries

335
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,970
from newspapers
all over the country.

336
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,321
I want you to read them

337
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,801
and see what other
obituary writers are doing.

338
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,121
Wow, I'm sorry you
don't like what I wrote,

339
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,363
but that's... That was just
me writing about your life.

340
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,642
But my life is not over. Yet.

341
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,165
Now, I have determined

342
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,129
there are four
essential elements

343
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,282
to a really great obituary.

344
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,046
(SCOFFS) ls that right?
That's right.

345
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,650
One, the deceased should
be loved by their families.

346
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,801
Right.

347
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,726
Two, the deceased should be
admired by their coworkers.

348
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,370
I... I know.

349
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,721
Three, the deceased must have

350
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,571
touched someone's
life unexpectedly.

351
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,242
And if said person was
a minority or a cripple,

352
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,570
so much the better.

353
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,284
(SIGHS)
Okay, and the fourth?

354
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,842
And the fourth,
that's the wild card.

355
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,207
I do not know
what my wild card is.

356
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,046
Wild card?

357
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:11,284
Yes, a statement of
such breadth and wonder

358
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,682
that it's the opening
line of the obituary.

359
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,764
For example,
"A noted lover of arts,

360
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,320
"Bonnie Lee Johnson
passed away today."

361
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,406
Right, right.

362
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,650
"A three-time state
ballroom dancing champion,

363
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,688
"Lou Mendoza
died last night."

364
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,967
Okay, I have a question.
Yes.

365
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,129
Well, four to be exact.

366
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,761
Four?

367
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,163
Oh. Four. Mmm. Family?

368
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,885
My child and I have not had

369
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,008
any contact for several decades.

370
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,048
My colleagues,
as you have discovered,

371
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,930
are not exactly beating down
my door to sing my praises.

372
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,202
I don't know any
crippled black kids.

373
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,567
And four, I have no idea
what the wild card would be.

374
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,005
Those are the questions.

375
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,722
Yes. And you're going to
help me find the answers.

376
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,685
Uh, you don't say.

377
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,161
Oh, yes.

378
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,761
You're going to help
shape a legacy

379
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,605
instead of just transcribing it.

380
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,651
I bet you have not been
offered that very often.

381
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,968
To write a story
before it's over.

382
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,321
(SCOFFS)

383
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,006
That's what I've been talking
about, Anne. Yeah.

384
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,647
So you're going to change
your life, like, right now?

385
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,681
Exactly.

386
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,443
Do you find any problem
in procuring me

387
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,488
a disadvantaged youth to mold?

388
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,400
Oh, um, Home Depot is probably

389
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,970
getting another
shipment in soon.

390
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,565
The shelves will be stocked.

391
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,009
Sarcasm, the wit of the witless.

392
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,521
Condescension,
the repartee of the rude.

393
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,963
Sorry. Shit. Sorry.

394
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,726
No, no. Never apologize
for speaking your mind.

395
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,491
Thanks for coming.

396
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,809
(LATIN HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)

397
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,125
B-2.

398
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,882
I'm going to find the
woman that I spoke to.

399
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,684
Wanda? Hey.

400
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,808
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

401
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,051
WANDA: Walking.

402
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,125
Harriet, this is...
This is Wanda Barnes.

403
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,964
She runs the program
for at-risk kids.

404
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,528
Hello, Wanda. Who runs the
program for at-risk visitors?

405
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,167
Ms. Lauler, no need to worry.
This is a safe space.

406
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,964
I'm very reassured.
Thank you.

407
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,442
I know the children,
especially the girls,

408
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,405
would greatly enjoy it

409
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,289
if you would come in
and speak with them.

410
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,046
You want Harriet to speak

411
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,849
with a group
of at-risk children?

412
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,925
I think the kids would love it.

413
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,690
Or, I'm just throwing
this out there,

414
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,444
she could write you
a big, fat check.

415
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,487
Am I supposed to talk
to your boss yet again?

416
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,084
I'm... I'm just saying that
money makes a difference.

417
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,130
Am I right, Wanda?
(STAMMERING)

418
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,326
Well, certainly...

419
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,210
A woman who wrote a check
to a small community center

420
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,362
died last night, Harriet Lauler,

421
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,885
leaving behind a legacy

422
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,930
of unfulfilled goals
and half measures.

423
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,287
Can I circle back
on that big, fat check?

424
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,802
HARRIET: So I hear
you kids are at risk.

425
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,122
All kids are at risk, you know.

426
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,565
Show me a kid who is not at risk

427
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,405
and I'll show you a kid
who will be a nobody.

428
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,167
Taking risks is what
life is all about.

429
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,490
I took a risk. I went to college.
(CHUCKLES)

430
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,491
And in my day,

431
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,769
no man wanted to marry
a woman who was educated.

432
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,167
No man wanted to marry
a woman who worked.

433
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,491
No man wanted a woman
that he worked for.

434
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,530
But my favorite was

435
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,683
no one wanted to marry
a woman in business.

436
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,286
But those were the risks
I was willing to take.

437
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,250
Why? Why did you
take those risks?

438
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,164
Because there was no way

439
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,483
I was not going to
live up to my potential.

440
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,249
So you have to ask
yourselves this question,

441
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,689
are you willing to take a risk
to do something stupid?

442
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,164
Or are you willing
to take a risk

443
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,242
at doing something great?

444
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,040
(APPLAUDING)

445
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,489
WOW. (CHUCKLES)

446
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,160
I think you gave those girls
something to think about.

447
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,086
Seem to be quite skilled
at selling Pablum

448
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,083
to a bunch of pre-teen punks.

449
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,804
Great, Pablum.

450
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,644
But you know that
speech is not enough.

451
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,047
We have to come back

452
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,327
and we have to find
our own hooligan

453
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,006
who will benefit most
from my wisdom

454
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,171
and that will be
the unexpected person

455
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,571
whose life I touch.

456
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,086
Hey, kiddo.
Hey, Dad.

457
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,640
Didn't know
you were coming today.

458
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,096
Leigh Ann's not here. Right?

459
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,646
(SIGHS) No, she's got her class.
The coast is clear.

460
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,001
Ta-da!
Oh, look.

461
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,256
Just what I always
wanted. Dirty clothes.

462
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,611
There you go.
Thank you very much.

463
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,602
Laundry in?
Yep.

464
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,127
Great.

465
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,081
You hungry?

466
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,561
No thanks.
Oh, come on.

467
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,280
Let me make you a sandwich.

468
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,969
I'm okay. Thank you.
I'm really not hungry.

469
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,043
I got you that tea you like.

470
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,884
Um, thanks.

471
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,569
You're still doing
the essay thing?

472
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,967
Yeah.

473
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,485
How're they shaping up?

474
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,610
Slow but steady.

475
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,448
So when was it you first
started working on those?

476
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,561
I can't remember.

477
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,210
I'm just treading water, okay?

478
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,848
No pressure.
I'm just... You know.

479
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,562
You might want to say
pencils down at some point

480
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,040
and actually let
somebody read them.

481
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,811
(SIGHS) Like you?

482
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,406
Yeah, I'm sure
they're wonderful.

483
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,806
They're not.

484
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,886
Well... (SIGHS)

485
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,083
See, now I think you're just
being too hard on yourself.

486
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,408
Would you consider yourself
to be the kind of person

487
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,050
who takes risks in their life?

488
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,281
Nah.

489
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,767
No.

490
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,484
No, your mother...

491
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,603
I got to admit. She was
more of a risk taker.

492
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,564
So is that what
we're calling it?

493
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,364
Well, it was a long time ago.

494
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,081
Why not?

495
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,689
Because that sounds like

496
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,842
what she did to us
was almost noble,

497
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,007
which it wasn't.

498
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,527
Look, you don't have to
like what she did, okay?

499
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,045
I mean, I didn't like it.

500
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,484
But obviously she
wanted something else,

501
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,925
and so she just went after it.

502
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,082
So as long as she's,
like, living the dream,

503
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,446
that's all that matters?

504
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,007
Anne... (SIGHS) I'm happy.

505
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,164
Good.
Okay? Finally.

506
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:50,287
And I pray every single
day that you are too.

507
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,411
(DOOR CREAKS)

508
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,326
ANNE: Hi. Excuse me,

509
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,046
is Mr. Samuels available
to talk for a minute?

510
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,361
And you are?

511
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,561
My name is Anne Sherman,

512
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,400
I work for the Bristol
Gazette. I'm a writer.

513
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,326
Good for you. What is
this in reference to?

514
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,765
Harriet Lauler.

515
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,969
RECEPTIONIST:
Actually, he isn't in today.

516
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,567
I don't even know why I
asked who you were. No?

517
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,687
He's not even here.

518
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,331
He's not here? Okay.
Mmm-mmm.

519
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,641
What about Mr. Schmidt?

520
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,722
Mmm, sorry.

521
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,456
So none of them are here.
Mmm-mmm.

522
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,527
Great.

523
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,846
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

524
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,924
WANDA: Brenda! Brenda!

525
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,216
You realize this
little stunt of yours

526
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,765
will take weeks to fix?

527
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,366
Don't need to be fixed.
My way is better.

528
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,721
I know you think that,
but this is what libraries do.

529
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,962
Just because that's
the way it's always been

530
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,405
don't mean I give a shit.

531
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,046
WANDA: There's nothing wrong
with the Dewey Decimal System.

532
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,088
Having to write down
some six-digit number

533
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,487
with a decimal
just to find a book,

534
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,891
don't tell me that makes sense.

535
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,809
What the fuck do I
need with the decimal?

536
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,770
Just want to read a book.

537
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,764
That's the juvenile delinquent
I'll put my mark on.

538
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,376
You arranged every book
in alphabetical order.

539
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,731
You should be thanking me.

540
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,520
Hello.

541
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,087
Uh, Wanda.

542
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,004
You know, when you utter
profanity in public like that,

543
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,447
you risk others thinking
that you're too uneducated

544
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,090
to find the right words.

545
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,891
Who the hell are you?

546
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,208
How about, "I'm sorry.
Have we met before?"

547
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,646
I ain't sorry.

548
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,888
Just want to know who's
getting all up in my business.

549
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,730
Well, I know
that I am the world's

550
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,689
least qualified fairy godmother,

551
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,604
but it is me who is getting
up all in your business.

552
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,841
Da fuck?

553
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,122
You see, instead of "Da fuck,"

554
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,601
why don't you just
say, "Excuse me?"

555
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,930
What do you want?

556
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,891
What do you want?

557
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,770
Oh, I see.
It's community service.

558
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,851
You got busted for
drunk driving. Didn't you?

559
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,366
Now, what on Earth
made you think that?

560
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,249
You're white.
And you're here.

561
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,001
This is true.

562
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,802
However, I'm here
of my own accord.

563
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,405
No obligation at all.

564
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,886
To try to get to know you

565
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,850
and to impart my considerable
breadth of knowledge.

566
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,649
You want to teach me some shit.

567
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,644
You want to teach me some stuff.

568
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,010
Seems like we've already begun.

569
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,484
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

570
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,968
Oh, shit. Sorry.
(HARRIET GROANS)

571
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,241
HARRIET: Ugh.

572
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,805
ANNE: Let me move this

573
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,125
trash.

574
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,440
What are you doing?

575
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,602
This is a collection of essays.

576
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,126
Yeah, they're mine.

577
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,680
Am I supposed to assume that you
care about things... Christ.

578
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,762
Besides writing
about dead people?

579
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,440
You can assume
whatever you want.

580
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,005
That's how I generally operate.

581
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,130
Yeah, no shit.
What do you care?

582
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,365
I never said I did care.

583
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,084
Okay, well, in the interest
of me getting back to my life,

584
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,561
what do... What do you
think your wild card

585
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,210
could end up being?

586
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,840
How about this?

587
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,241
"Harriet Lauler, ultimate
lover of clean cars,

588
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,331
"died this afternoon after
contracting a staph infection

589
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,687
"from inside
a Volvo station wagon."

590
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,121
All right.

591
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,490
I'll take that as a "no."

592
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,729
Get in the car!
No!

593
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,841
All right, all right,

594
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,680
I'm just going to
drive away with your purse.

595
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,290
Put this trash back here.

596
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,451
(ENGINE STARTS)
Bye.

597
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,327
Ugh!

598
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,640
That's what I thought.

599
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,169
Oh, God.

600
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,168
Would you like
to come in for some tea?

601
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,084
What? Tea! Would
you like some tea?

602
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,281
Sure.
Well, good. Come.

603
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,361
Okay.

604
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,250
ANNE: Holy shit, Harriet.

605
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,891
Oh! I forgot I had those.

606
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,320
You forgot you had

607
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,448
an extensive collection
of records?

608
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:30,721
Yeah.
What?

609
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,009
You forgot about this?
(LAUGHS) Yes.

610
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,846
God, '50s, '60s, '70s.

611
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,049
Where's the rest? Did you...
Did you start collecting CDs?

612
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,441
No. I'd rather listen
to elevator music.

613
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,721
Why, because it's tinny,

614
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,371
and there aren't enough
nuances in the mix?

615
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,411
Very good, Anne.

616
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,928
Yeah, thanks. Analog,
I know, all the way.

617
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,240
I'm totally into it.

618
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,847
(STAMMERS) If you don't
have a CD collection,

619
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,607
then where's the rest
of your records?

620
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,008
There isn't any rest.
That's it.

621
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,601
Why?

622
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,490
Why are you so interested
in this? Really?

623
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,689
Yes, lam. (CHUCKLES)
I would like to know.

624
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,241
When I was a kid,

625
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,163
I loved to listen to the radio.

626
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,891
I loved the disc jockeys.

627
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,928
I loved what they chose to play.

628
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,089
They would play something

629
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,761
very exploratory
and I would think,

630
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,080
"Yes, I like to go there."

631
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,764
And I would listen to the music.

632
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,684
Then they'd play
something really bad,

633
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,000
like, almost violent,

634
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,202
and I would take a look
at what I thought.

635
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,886
See what I mean?
They were in control of,

636
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,045
I guess, basically my
kind of budding imagination.

637
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,411
Wait. So, um, who was
your favorite disc jockey?

638
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,727
Bobby Dale. Bobby Dale.

639
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,921
Eclectic taste.
Minimum patter.

640
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,726
And really brilliant sequencing.

641
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,444
But then, you know,
as with everything,

642
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,921
music became business.

643
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,563
And they put the music in a box.

644
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,522
And then my disc jockeys
became computers.

645
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,089
I didn't do it anymore.

646
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,403
Yeah, but that still
exists, you know.

647
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,927
I mean, this radio station
that I listen to, KOXA,

648
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,849
that's exactly what
you're talking about.

649
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,803
The DJs get to play
whatever music they want.

650
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,527
They have complete control
over the music they play.

651
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,648
It's amazing.
Harriet, you would love it.

652
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,849
"KOXA, independent music
for independent minds.

653
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,129
"Number 107.2 on the dial.
Number one in your heart."

654
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,721
Hmm.

655
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,401
Okay.

656
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,567
Thanks.

657
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,088
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

658
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,401
Anne.

659
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,206
Joe Mueller.

660
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,604
I'm here about Harriet Lauler.

661
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,050
MAN 1: What could
the ad agency do

662
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,565
to make the commercial better?

663
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,051
MAN 2: Why are
the people cartoons?

664
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,360
Is this an ad for kids?

665
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,056
MAN 1: Well, no. As I
mentioned at the beginning,

666
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,003
if this turned into
a real advertisement,

667
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,241
they'd use real people.

668
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,416
MAN 2: They should
use a celebrity.

669
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,521
WOMAN: I love Shelley Long.

670
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,090
(ALL CHATTERING)

671
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,724
Oh, would you just shut up?

672
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,209
I'm Harriet Lauler.

673
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,602
I'm the creative director
of this agency.

674
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,281
A creative director is in charge

675
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,124
of the creative decisions

676
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,521
you make in your company!

677
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,406
Not other people, who sit around

678
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,804
motivated by plates
of pizza and $15.

679
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,969
No, you know what?
I'm not going to do this.

680
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,440
Because it's stealing.

681
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,524
You give me your money

682
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,604
and this is what
you expect in return?

683
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,800
It's bullshit. I Won't take
your money anymore,

684
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,087
you spineless pieces of shit.

685
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,924
MAN 3: Harriet.
Get her out of here.

686
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,446
HARRIET: Get the fuck
off of me. You hack!

687
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,202
They just threw her out.

688
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,887
Yeah.

689
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,928
It's her company.
She started it.

690
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,650
How can they do that?

691
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,480
She scared them.

692
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,127
Didn't like her.

693
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,282
'Cause they couldn't
control her.

694
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,649
Jesus Christ, man.

695
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:23,926
Exactly.

696
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,204
But you... You liked her?

697
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,611
I respected her.
I feared her.

698
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,124
Why did you show this to me?

699
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,249
Guilt, maybe.

700
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,727
Probably.

701
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,044
She got screwed.

702
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,729
I didn't open my mouth.

703
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,608
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

704
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,136
MAN: (ON RADIO) They say
that the really great music

705
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,446
can take you to those places

706
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,284
that you could never
get to on your own.

707
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,001
Well...

708
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,282
This one definitely
does that for me.

709
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,571
So whatever your journey is,
see where this one takes you.

710
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,651
Robin Sands, KOXA.

711
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,925
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

712
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,606
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

713
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,288
Well, I wish to speak
to Robin Sands. Please.

714
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,561
MAN: Yeah.

715
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,408
Hi, I'm Robin.

716
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,962
Yes, I'd like a job
as a disc jockey.

717
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,360
(CHUCKLES)

718
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,482
Uh, yeah. Um...

719
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,005
I'm not really
looking at the moment.

720
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,886
But I noticed that
your sound transmission

721
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,485
is not compressed.

722
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,605
(STAMMERING)
That's right. Yeah.

723
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,081
Is that because of the
Teletronix tube that you use?

724
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,403
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely right.
Mmm-hmm.

725
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,280
Yeah, we couldn't afford
the big digital stuff

726
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,000
even if we wanted it,
and we don't want it.

727
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,003
Oh, I should hope not.
Damn right.

728
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,686
And who are you?

729
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,921
I'm Harriet Lauler,

730
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,321
formerly of Lauler Advertising.

731
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,051
I am an older woman,
as you might have gathered.

732
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,929
But with age comes
certain attributes,

733
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,482
and one of mine is I'm up
very early every morning.

734
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,971
I would gladly take over

735
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,010
the drive time slot
of Dawn Silver.

736
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,650
Uh, I'm... I'm Dawn.
No, you're out.

737
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,484
Your voice is thin and
your taste is pedestrian.

738
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,522
And what kind of music
would you play?

739
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,648
Robin, are you fucking kidding me?
Wait, just...

740
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,643
Now, that is the wrong question.

741
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,326
Is it?
Hmm.

742
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,080
What's the right question?

743
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,010
(CHUCKLES) The right question
would be what would I play

744
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,526
after I play Nina Simone's
Gin House Blues.

745
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,856
What would you play after you played
Nina Simone's Gin House Blues?

746
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,291
Good question.
Thank you very much.

747
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,011
I would play Very Special,
Duke Ellington.

748
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,127
Great.

749
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,965
Then I would play
Van Morrison, Ro Ro Rosey.

750
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,805
Great. And I'd probably end
with something by The Kinks.

751
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,201
You like The Kinks?

752
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,601
Oh, the most underrated band

753
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,681
of all time.
Of all time.

754
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,536
That's what I keep saying.
I keep saying that.

755
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,641
Don't I always say that?

756
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:52,724
You see, Robin, anybody
can pick a good song.

757
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,322
But a true disc jockey
is interested in the flow,

758
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,927
in the sequencing,
in the block, if you will.

759
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,131
I am very interested
in the block.

760
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,201
And I'm very wealthy,

761
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,169
so I do not have
to have a salary.

762
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,168
Oh. Well, that's great.

763
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,883
And who is this?
It's my intern.

764
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,401
What up?
What up?

765
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,727
All right,
Harriet Lauler, let's chat.

766
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,406
Whoa. Let's do this.
Mmm.

767
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,489
Did I just lose my job
to a 100-year-old woman?

768
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,481
You know, as a general rule,
most people are idiots.

769
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,561
Yeah.

770
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,847
So when you're confronted
by an idiot,

771
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,522
rather than make themselves
aware of their idiocy,

772
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,563
it's best just to treat them
like a dumb, stupid child

773
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,728
who doesn't know
any better, you know?

774
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,683
So be patient
with the dummies, right?

775
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,564
Exactly.
Yeah.

776
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,120
(ROCKABILLY MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

777
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,484
(ON RADIO) This is
Harriet Lauler for KOXA.

778
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,882
Playing independent music
for independent minds.

779
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,725
Up next, we're kicking off
wild card weekend.

780
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,409
(FUNK SONG PLAYING)

781
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,131
Harriet.

782
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,644
Who's the
disc jockey? (LAUGHS)

783
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,730
I... I'm stunned.

784
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,044
No. I wanted to do
something like this

785
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,849
and I just made it happen.

786
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,880
Oh. Just like that?
Yes, of course.

787
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,888
Can I... Can I
stay and watch?

788
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,564
Go outside.
I got work to do here.

789
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,165
You can watch from out there.

790
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,806
Okay.

791
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,361
(FUNK SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

792
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,481
(some ENDS)

793
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,686
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

794
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,371
(CLICKS TONGUE)

795
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,524
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

796
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,682
Eddie Cochran
was a solid choice.

797
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,489
(ALL APPLAUDING)

798
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,682
Much respect to the rock block.

799
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,605
Wild card.

800
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,125
Much respect.

801
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,686
So where is he taking you?

802
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,286
(GASPS) No.
(CHUCKLES)

803
00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,721
Oh!

804
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,007
Well, I orchestrated
the whole thing.

805
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,851
(STAMMERING)
Why would you do that?

806
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,242
It just felt like
something that I should do.

807
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,971
No. You don't get to
control me, Harriet.

808
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,407
Is he taking you somewhere nice?

809
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,845
(SIGHS)

810
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,085
We're going to The Cave
this weekend.

811
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,926
The Cave! No. No. No.
Absolutely not.

812
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,047
That is not the place.

813
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,401
What you have to do is tell him

814
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,925
to take you to Cafe Bouchon.

815
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,289
What did I just say?
I heard what you just said.

816
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,283
But a proper date
really does include

817
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,964
a very, very nice dinner.

818
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,162
This is not a proper date.
We are going as friends.

819
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,321
That is what I told him.

820
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,371
Why would you say that to him?

821
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,285
Because I don't want
to ruin what we have.

822
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,005
But you just met.
You have nothing.

823
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,531
I have his show.

824
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:47,841
Ah.

825
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,850
Oh. Well, there you have it.

826
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,047
What do I have?

827
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,964
(LAUGHS)

828
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,522
It just shows me
what kind of child you are.

829
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,165
(SIGHS)

830
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,480
"Anne Sherman

831
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,843
"died from lethal
injection last night

832
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,136
"for the murder
of Harriet Lauler.

833
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,049
"Her last words were,
'It was worth it."'

834
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,804
(ENGINE STARTS)

835
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,166
Very good, Anne.

836
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,046
Excellent.

837
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,485
RONALD: Hey,
I was looking for you.

838
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,968
How's our favorite
senior citizen?

839
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:24,521
She's a handful.

840
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,927
I remember the stories
my father used to tell.

841
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,684
Scary, scary stories.

842
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,770
Thanks for passing
her off on me.

843
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,211
Well, it wasn't my choice.

844
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,329
You know, she chose you.
You should feel...

845
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,129
No. Don't say "honored."

846
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,607
Fair enough.
How about this? Thank you.

847
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,409
Thank you for at least
giving me the chance

848
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,845
to not be the first Odom

849
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,730
to completely destroy
his family's legacy.

850
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,401
Hmm.

851
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,325
Not going to say,
"You're welcome."

852
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,845
I'm just not going to say it.

853
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,844
(ROCKABILLY MUSIC PLAYING)

854
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,286
This is Harriet Lauler
saying good morning.

855
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,166
(LAUGHS)

856
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,964
(SLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

857
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,281
(DOORBELL RINGS)

858
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,010
(GASPS) on. (LAUGHS)

859
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,491
Hello, boss.

860
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,047
I have missed that so much.

861
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,451
Come in.

862
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,521
Liquid lunch?

863
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,046
Ooh! My favorite.
I remember.

864
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,121
Oh...

865
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,288
Terrace. Go.

866
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,082
(BOTH LAUGHING)

867
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,683
Oh, Joe. Now tell me
why you're really here.

868
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,811
That's the original.

869
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,165
Oh, God.

870
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,886
Those bastards.

871
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,042
(SCOFFS) They still are.

872
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,688
Wasn't exactly my finest hour
either, though, was it?

873
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,886
You were trying to protect
the agency. Your agency.

874
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,647
You were a goddamn hero.

875
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,161
Hmm.

876
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,491
Harriet Lauler, goddamn hero.

877
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,407
I like it.

878
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,042
So that's the original.
Any copies?

879
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,770
Yeah, I made a copy
for your friend Anne.

880
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,091
Anne has seen this?

881
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,685
HARRIET: (ON TAPE)
in your company!

882
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,526
Not other people, who sit around

883
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:41,083
motivated by plates
of pizza and $15.

884
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,481
No, you know what?
I'm not going to do this.

885
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,364
Because it's stealing.
It is stealing.

886
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,885
You give me your money

887
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,089
and this is what
you expect in return?

888
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,081
It's bullshit. I Won't take
your money anymore,

889
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,401
you spineless pieces of shit.

890
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,050
MAN: Harriet.
Get her out of here.

891
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,726
HARRIET: Get the fuck
off of me. You hack!

892
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,416
No, I like to think of myself
as a curator, you know?

893
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,240
Bringing new artists
and songs to my listeners

894
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,209
that may be outside
of their norm.

895
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,363
Sort of like, um, you know, one
of those old wildlife explorers

896
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,922
bringing an exotic spice
back to the world.

897
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,440
I sound like
such a douche right now.

898
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,005
(LAUGHS)

899
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,970
Robin Sands, rock and roll
spice merchant.

900
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,010
(LAUGHING)
It's kind of Excellent..

901
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,650
You're funny, you know that?

902
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,561
Why are you so surprised?

903
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,760
Why is everybody always
surprised when I crack a joke?

904
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,566
Well, you know, obituary writer.

905
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,483
I'm not, like, tortured
and tormented.

906
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,369
I'm just gainfully employed.

907
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,291
I mean, there's, like,
a voyeuristic quality to it

908
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,600
that I find really interesting.

909
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,849
I'm... I have a backstage
pass to somebody else's life.

910
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,729
Okay, so what's
the career trajectory

911
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,086
for an obituary writer?

912
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,696
Do you hope to, like,
write about famous people

913
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,210
when they eventually die or...

914
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,727
No. No. (STAMMERS)

915
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,723
I'm really good with
where I'm at right now.

916
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,529
(CLICKING TONGUE)

917
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,088
Oh, no.
What?

918
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,366
No. No, no.

919
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,842
This is not healthy,
for you to lie while you're...

920
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,922
I know it's not
technically a date,

921
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,606
but don't lie at the
beginning of a relationship.

922
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,842
Harriet, wha...
What are you doing?

923
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,285
(LAUGHS) What are
you doing here?

924
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,600
I am...

925
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,523
Did she tell you
she wants to be a writer?

926
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,806
Yes, she is a writer.

927
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,766
No, no. A real writer.
She wants to be an essayist.

928
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:29,927
Harriet, don't do that.

929
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,047
An essayist is someone

930
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:36,126
who has a unifying
view, a worldview.

931
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,761
Tell me something, Anne,
what is your...

932
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,045
What are your collection
of essays saying?

933
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,081
I don't know.

934
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,201
Well, I don't believe you.
Do you believe her?

935
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,416
You know what, Anne,
let's get out of here.

936
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,521
No, no. Ms. Sherman,

937
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,170
I really am just
looking for an answer.

938
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,681
What is it that you want
to say in your essays?

939
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,571
(SIGHS)

940
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,888
Nothing. I don't want
to say anything.

941
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,325
I have nothing
interesting to say.

942
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,646
Oh, that's such bullshit.

943
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,563
Harriet, knock it off.
No. Mmm-mmm.

944
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,450
Don't you protect her like
some kind of wounded animal.

945
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,090
No, no. If she wants
to be a writer,

946
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,367
she has got to learn
to express her mind.

947
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,240
You don't have to listen
to any of this, Anne.

948
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,568
No, don't listen.
He's right.

949
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,207
Don't listen. Go back in your
little bubble. No problem.

950
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,770
Man, what is your problem?

951
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,601
Ambition neutered
by self-doubt.

952
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,441
Desire.

953
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,770
Desire. Desire is what
my essays are about.

954
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,611
It's, um...

955
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:45,611
It's, uh... They're about
the sacrifice that we make

956
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,761
in order to fulfill our desires.

957
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,968
(SCOFFS) I'm so sorry I asked.

958
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,451
Oh, fuck off. All right.

959
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,522
Oh, life! I see some life!

960
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,364
You bait me into
talking about shit

961
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,726
that I don't want to talk about

962
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,529
and then when I talk
about it, you mock me!

963
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,721
What's wrong with you?

964
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,086
Why don't you calm down?

965
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,367
I just want to understand
what is in your essays

966
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,646
and what you're trying to do.

967
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,563
They're just so very
precious it seems.

968
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:09,801
Oh, really? Are they?

969
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:16,051
I... I need. I yearn.
I long. I deserve.

970
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,884
Oh... And the world,

971
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,406
the world is so much
harder than you've dreamed.

972
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,403
And my trophies...
I don't have any trophies.

973
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,642
I was supposed
to get trophies. (SCOFFS)

974
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,163
You know, in hindsight,
this all makes some sense.

975
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,844
Oh, really? Go ahead.
Should be good.

976
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,961
I think you're trying
to write about yourself

977
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,169
and you haven't got a goddamn
idea of the subject matter.

978
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,370
Go fuck yourself, Harriet.

979
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,167
(INDIE ROCK SONG PLAYING)

980
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,048
ROBIN: So, uh...

981
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:19,081
Did you have a title
for your collection of essays?

982
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,571
Uh...
Does it have a title?

983
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,808
Andalusia Now.

984
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,849
Andalusia Now.

985
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,127
Does it mean something to you?

986
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,601
Or is it just, like,
something you came up with?

987
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:35,601
When I was three,
my mom gave me this globe,

988
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,204
and every night
we would play a game.

989
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,006
Close your eyes.

990
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,320
Spin the globe.

991
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,971
Touch the globe and wherever
your finger would land,

992
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,963
that's where you would
someday live.

993
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,447
And one night, my finger
landed on this place

994
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:50,806
in the southern coast of Spain,

995
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,611
and my mom told me
it was Andalusia.

996
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:58,369
And I just thought that was the most
beautiful word I had ever heard.

997
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:02,570
So that was the last time we
played that game before she...

998
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,568
She left.

999
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,920
Thank you for telling me that.

1000
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:16,970
Which way are you going?
This way?

1001
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,644
Yeah. Up that way.

1002
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,325
(EXHALES)

1003
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,680
We laid out four things
essential to a good obituary.

1004
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,083
I'd say I have
more than enough material

1005
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,844
to make three of them work.

1006
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,524
All that is left is family.

1007
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,446
You need to see your daughter.
And you need to make it right,

1008
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,045
because that is all that's left.

1009
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,690
And that is the only thing
keeping me

1010
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,080
from ever having
to see you again.

1011
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,170
Oh, I see.

1012
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,245
I spoke to your ex-husband.

1013
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,607
He told me that Elizabeth lives
a few hours north of here.

1014
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,004
We're going. I'm driving.

1015
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,691
In your car?
Yes, in my car.

1016
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,808
And Brenda's coming too.
I need a buffer.

1017
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,211
I already called her mother.

1018
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,122
Hey. How's everybody
doing this morning?

1019
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:03,363
Mr. Sands, would you please
make me a mixed CD?

1020
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:07,203
Anne and Brenda and I
are going on a road trip.

1021
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,361
Great.

1022
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,685
A compilation of songs

1023
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,047
perfectly suited
for the occasion, please.

1024
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,763
And what's the occasion?

1025
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,209
We're visiting my daughter
and she hates me.

1026
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,527
Okay. So let me
get this straight.

1027
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,683
Senior-citizen control freak,
estranged daughter,

1028
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,330
the obituary writer is driving,

1029
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,856
and the nine-year-old intern
from the projects

1030
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,086
is in the back seat.

1031
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,690
Yeah, I can get
37 songs out of that.

1032
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,200
Very good.

1033
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,681
Perfect.

1034
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,890
I agree.
Me too.

1035
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,887
Harriet, it's a one-day trip.
It's a day trip.

1036
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,564
Yeah, in your
filth-mobile.

1037
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,242
I've packed a change of clothes

1038
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,563
and I've packed some
smoked salmon tartines

1039
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,170
with fresh dill capers

1040
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,561
and a sprinkling
of goat cheese. Ah!

1041
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,604
BRENDA:
What the hell is a tartine?

1042
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,170
It's a fancy name
for a sandwich.

1043
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,576
We're going to hit McDonald's, Brenda.
Don't worry.

1044
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,601
Okay.
No, we're not.

1045
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,529
Who wants McDonald's?
I do.

1046
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,931
Here you go, darling.

1047
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,401
Harriet?

1048
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,245
Yeah. I don't
want anything, really.

1049
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,840
Oh, God.

1050
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,165
Oh! Yes.

1051
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,281
Road food.

1052
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,363
This is better than
any fucking tartines.

1053
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,010
Whoa!
Amen, sister.

1054
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,721
(INDIE ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

1055
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,450
(VOCALIZING)

1056
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,603
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

1057
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,286
"I was five when
the circus came to town.

1058
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,169
"I was six when it left.

1059
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,690
"I was seven when I realized
it was never coming back.

1060
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,451
"The ringleader spun plates,
sailed through rings of fire,

1061
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,166
"creating a world
of magic and mystery.

1062
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,811
"And then,
in a puff of diesel smoke,

1063
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,370
"the ringleader was gone.

1064
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,885
"Three rings, two rings,
one ring, nothing.

1065
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,530
"There's nothing
like a circus."

1066
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,851
Very evocative.
Lyrical. I like it.

1067
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,125
Who wrote it?

1068
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,806
Me.

1069
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,965
BRENDA: I don't get it.

1070
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:52,641
It's okay.

1071
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,363
It's about
mothers and daughters.

1072
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,001
So basically you're a poet.

1073
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,890
I don't know what I am, Brenda.

1074
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,167
Well, you got to be something.

1075
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,211
God put you into the world
so you can be something.

1076
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,522
You got to be something.

1077
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:29,321
BRENDA: I got to pee.

1078
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,168
Go ahead. (CHUCKLES)

1079
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,883
No problem in this car.

1080
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,841
Please don't do that.

1081
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,331
I got to pee all over the place!

1082
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,171
Now I gots to pee!
I've gots to pee.

1083
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:43,571
(LAUGHING)

1084
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,610
This is not funny, Harriet!
I can hear you!

1085
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,965
Tiny dancer outside.

1086
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,045
(HARRIET CHUCKLES)

1087
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,083
You know, I used to have
this recurring nightmare

1088
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,724
that I'd be wrapping Elizabeth

1089
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,566
in blankets, pillows,

1090
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,963
and swaddling her,
and loving her,

1091
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,122
and protecting her.

1092
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:29,647
And then I would
look down and realize

1093
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,408
I was so overprotective
that I smothered her to death.

1094
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:37,845
Whoa, Jesus.

1095
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:40,961
Well...

1096
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,808
I wonder what she's like now.

1097
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,324
What she'll think of me.

1098
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,328
It's kind of great
that we get to find out.

1099
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,121
Thank you.

1100
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,690
You're welcome.

1101
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,287
So this is where
she wanted to meet?

1102
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,124
Your ex-husband said
she eats lunch here

1103
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,567
every Thursday at 12:35.

1104
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,370
Thirty-five?

1105
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,929
It's a little gauche,
don't you think?

1106
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,684
Let's just focus
on your daughter.

1107
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,080
Oh, my God.

1108
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,327
Hello, Mother.

1109
01:08:58,480 --> 01:08:59,481
Hello.

1110
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,960
I didn't know we were going
to have an audience.

1111
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:08,843
Oh, no. This is a young
woman I know named Anne.

1112
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,921
And this is Brenda.

1113
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:15,327
Well, I don't have much time.
Maybe enough for a salad.

1114
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:16,721
But you just got here.

1115
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,080
Mother, relax. Have a drink.

1116
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,361
Why don't we order?
Excuse me.

1117
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,161
Okay, Brenda.

1118
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,365
How's the lobster?

1119
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,647
No. No lobster. No.

1120
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,564
Chicken parm.
Same.

1121
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,926
Mother.

1122
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:35,528
I will have a salad Nicoise,
not raw, just seared,

1123
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,843
and some beans, yellow and
not red, and some capers.

1124
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,887
I'll have the panzanella.
Capers instead of olives.

1125
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,564
White onions instead of red.

1126
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,768
Make sure the heirloom
tomatoes are ripe.

1127
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,885
And I want
some basil. Fresh.

1128
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,325
I want some basil too.

1129
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:50,881
On the side.

1130
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,446
On the side.

1131
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,443
(SIGHS) So...

1132
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,846
So, how are you?

1133
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:03,884
Well, I'm wonderful.

1134
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,010
Good. Tell me.

1135
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,003
Where did we last leave off?

1136
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,684
Oh, yes! I remember.

1137
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:13,083
It was when you told my boyfriend
he wasn't good enough for me.

1138
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,487
Well, I was hoping maybe
he would prove me wrong.

1139
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,680
It was our engagement party.

1140
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,523
Well, that was bad timing.
That is true.

1141
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:22,776
But you didn't bring him around

1142
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,881
to meet me until then.

1143
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,416
ELIZABETH: Gee,
what was I thinking?

1144
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:27,204
I don't know.
What were you thinking?

1145
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,086
(LAUGHS) Forget it.

1146
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,083
This whole thing is so ironic.

1147
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,286
What do you mean, ironic?

1148
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,442
How all these years
I've resented you,

1149
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:41,650
and then I find out
I'm just like you.

1150
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,442
Oh, you're being cryptic,
Elizabeth.

1151
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,448
Mmm-mmm.
I was diagnosed with

1152
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,488
obsessive-compulsive
personality disorder.

1153
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:55,129
It's a condition. That,
unfortunately, we both have.

1154
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,161
I'm sorry?

1155
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,487
An unyielding belief that
everyone else is the problem.

1156
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:03,928
Well, but for
the most part that's true.

1157
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,125
Obsession with perfectionism.

1158
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,083
You don't want to settle
for anything less.

1159
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,486
I see nothing wrong with that.

1160
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,925
Uh-huh.
Look, it's not too late

1161
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,604
to let go of the condition.

1162
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:16,048
You can unburden yourself, you know.
You can be happy and at peace.

1163
01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,527
(SIGHS)

1164
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,967
Elizabeth, lam who I am.

1165
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,240
(SIGHS)

1166
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,486
You're a grandmother.

1167
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,286
Really?
Yeah.

1168
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,002
I have two sons. Two sons.

1169
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,445
Spencer and Sage.
Wait, wait, wait.

1170
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,736
Please tell me you're married.

1171
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,730
I'm married. Yes.
His name is Josh. He's a...

1172
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,450
Yeah, what do you do now?
What's your job?

1173
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:43,242
I'm a neurologist.
Mmm-hmm.

1174
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,761
Some consider me
to be one of the best...

1175
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,524
And are you happy?
In the country.

1176
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,400
I am happy.-

1177
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,646
Oh!

1178
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,164
I have a good life.

1179
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,480
And you should be a part of it.

1180
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:00,002
I would really like that.

1181
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,081
Mmm!

1182
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:02,801
Great.

1183
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,682
So you'll see a therapist?

1184
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,840
I can't bring you into the
house with you being this way.

1185
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,840
You gotta meet the kids.
(LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF)

1186
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,202
You'll see they're wonderful.

1187
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:17,810
You'll fall in love with them.

1188
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,120
(GIGGLES)

1189
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:21,330
ls that funny?
What's funny about it?

1190
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,321
I don't understand.

1191
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,965
(LAUGHING)

1192
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,008
I seriously...
I don't know what this is.

1193
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,367
I've literally never seen
my mother laugh.

1194
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,570
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

1195
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:34,250
What are you laughing about?

1196
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,040
Mother, why are you laughing?

1197
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,763
Mother, why are you laughing?

1198
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,569
She only laughs
when she's wrong.

1199
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,768
Wrong? What were you
wrong about?

1200
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,211
List the many things.

1201
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,886
About me.
I was wrong about me.

1202
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:51,200
About you?
I was wrong about me.

1203
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,240
I don't understand.

1204
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,682
'Cause you got
this wonderful husband.

1205
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,569
And you got
these two great kids.

1206
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,449
And you're happy.
You said you're happy, yes?

1207
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,723
Yeah. That's true.

1208
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,962
That means I was a great mother.

1209
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,804
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

1210
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:07,847
What?

1211
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,736
You know, I succeeded
in spite of you, Mother.

1212
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,762
No. It was me.

1213
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:18,240
Why did you want to see me?

1214
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:21,167
I guess to take inventory.

1215
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,286
Well, isn't that perfect.

1216
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,089
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

1217
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,241
Goodbye, Mother.

1218
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:32,841
Bye.

1219
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,406
I was a good mother.

1220
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,843
Mmm. Wow.

1221
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,249
Harriet, you're a piece of work.

1222
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,207
I am who I am.

1223
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,408
Let's get out of here.
Come on.

1224
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,166
(INDIE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1225
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,130
(METALLIC CLANGING)

1226
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,720
Something's wrong with the car.

1227
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,207
For God's sake,
we all knew this was coming.

1228
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,680
ANNE: But you can definitely get
it fixed by tomorrow morning?

1229
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,009
ANNE: It's all the way
down here.

1230
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:33,445
(BRENDA TRILLING)

1231
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,881
BRENDA: Come on!

1232
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:44,170
To sleepover! Sleepover!

1233
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,006
(BRENDA WHOOPS)

1234
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,964
We're going to have a sleepover.

1235
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,328
You think someday
my dad may show up

1236
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,004
and want to get food with me?

1237
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,883
I don't know.
Is that what you want?

1238
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,640
I get it. You want it,
but you wish you didn't.

1239
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,290
Yeah, I guess so.

1240
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:05,887
I get it.

1241
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,440
My mom left us when I
was younger than you.

1242
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:10,286
Have you seen her since?

1243
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,446
(SIGHS)

1244
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,001
No.

1245
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,644
I ain't seen my dad either.

1246
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,400
Sucks, right?

1247
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,922
His loss. Yeah.

1248
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,765
His loss.
Yeah.

1249
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,281
I'm awesome.

1250
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,845
Yeah, you are awesome.

1251
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,769
I really am awesome.
Yes.

1252
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,888
I know.
You're kind of awesome, too.

1253
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,168
You think so?
You think that I'm awesome?

1254
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,042
You know what I think?
What?

1255
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,451
Fuck your mom.

1256
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:42,806
(LAUGHS)

1257
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,371
BRENDA: Where are we going?

1258
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:54,845
ANNE: It's so warm.

1259
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,166
Careful.

1260
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,405
BRENDA: It looks so pretty.

1261
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,520
ANNE: What do you think?

1262
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,207
It's nice, huh?

1263
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:35,721
Do you think we should go in?

1264
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,165
Yeah.

1265
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,447
Let's go.

1266
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,250
ANNE: Let's not get
anything wet.

1267
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,606
Let's put it all on the side.

1268
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:56,727
HARRIET: One.

1269
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,803
Two. Three!

1270
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:32,881
Oh, yeah.

1271
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:48,731
(LAUGHS)

1272
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,449
(ALL LAUGHING)

1273
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,491
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

1274
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,767
This has been the best day ever.

1275
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:17,371
You have so many good days
ahead of you, my honey.

1276
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,321
It's true.

1277
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:22,961
Want my Kit Kat?

1278
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,122
No. Nobody gets sugar now.

1279
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,046
You see that bird over there?

1280
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:28,565
Look, there's a bird
living in the...

1281
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,325
(ANNE AND BRENDA SQUEALING)

1282
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,644
(YELLING PLAYFULLY)
(LAUGHING)

1283
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:41,731
(YELLS PLAYFULLY)

1284
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,801
Thank you so much. Shake.
Appreciate it. Thank you.

1285
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,281
(EXHALES)

1286
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,089
ANNE: Thanks for paying.
Oh...

1287
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,607
Brenda.

1288
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,296
Can we get a...
Can we get a picture?

1289
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:12,845
Let's get a picture.
Yes, yes.

1290
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,888
One selfie for memories.
Okay.

1291
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,041
Ready?

1292
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,964
Call me Mrs. Long Arm.

1293
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,041
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1294
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,336
Good. All right, let's go.
Okay.

1295
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:23,407
Shotgun!

1296
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:38,606
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

1297
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,887
This is Dr. Morgan
calling for Harriet Lauler.

1298
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,725
If you could get back to me
at your earliest convenience,

1299
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,411
I would like to discuss
your test results with you.

1300
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,850
DR. MORGAN: Congestive heart
failure, simply put, means

1301
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:54,163
the volume of blood
being pumped by your heart

1302
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,050
is unable to meet
your body's needs.

1303
01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,800
I don't have a weak heart.

1304
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:04,044
No, no.
But it is overworked.

1305
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,960
Treatment?

1306
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:09,281
Um...

1307
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:14,723
You're not really a suitable
candidate, I'm afraid.

1308
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,365
How long do I have?

1309
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,486
It's difficult to
assess prognosis, uh,

1310
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,403
really, with these
types of cases.

1311
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:26,565
And how will it happen?

1312
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,810
Again, it's...

1313
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,325
Difficult to assess. Yeah.

1314
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,243
This does not work for me.

1315
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,170
I wish I had better
news for you.

1316
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:39,368
I'm really sorry.

1317
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,522
I suppose the word "sorry"

1318
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,888
and its usage in this case
is reasonable.

1319
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,442
I've been working on
my bedside manner.

1320
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,611
Like I give a shit.

1321
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,644
(POT CLANKING)

1322
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,445
(SOBBING)

1323
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,002
(STAMMERING)
What's going on?

1324
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,529
You okay? What happened?

1325
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,284
I had no one else to call.

1326
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,049
So you've got a weak heart?

1327
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,522
No.I have
an overworked heart.

1328
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:17,446
And it could happen at any time?

1329
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:18,806
That's what he told me.

1330
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,930
Like in the shower?

1331
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:22,041
Yes.

1332
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,486
Like going to the bathroom?

1333
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:25,561
Yeah.

1334
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:28,522
Talking to me, like, right now?

1335
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:32,484
Yes. Why are you struggling
to understand this?

1336
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:33,971
No, I'm just...

1337
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:38,243
It must be killing you.
You know what I mean.

1338
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,201
Yeah.

1339
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,850
You're basically just waiting.

1340
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:45,362
Well, we're all waiting.

1341
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,808
Anne, the obit.

1342
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:54,360
You have enough material
now to do a re-write, yes?

1343
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:55,680
Yeah.
Okay.

1344
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,320
Okay. All right,
I'm gonna get on it.

1345
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,402
Good. Thank you.

1346
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:18,165
As I live and breathe.

1347
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,322
Well, from the looks of it
I'm not sure you do.

1348
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,527
I see you still have that stick

1349
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:25,840
stuck up your Nicoise.

1350
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,005
I would tell you
to go drop dead,

1351
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,684
but I'm afraid
you'd take me up on it.

1352
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,444
I'm going to go make some tea.

1353
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,241
(SIGHS)

1354
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,846
So you want to talk to me
about why we split?

1355
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,046
Is that why you're here?

1356
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,883
It's been 22 years.

1357
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,809
I just finished
paying off my attorney.

1358
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:51,445
With my money.
That's right.

1359
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,246
Thanks.

1360
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:56,240
Edward, please help me here.

1361
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,726
Well, I never subscribed
to the notion

1362
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:07,043
that marriage is about
learning to compromise.

1363
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,724
Well, compromise just means

1364
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,041
that two people are
miserable instead of one.

1365
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:12,485
Sometimes you got your way.

1366
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,370
And sometimes your husband
buys an alpaca farm.

1367
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:17,841
Sometimes your wife spends
a small fortune

1368
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,649
on the world's most
uncomfortable couch!

1369
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,724
That wasn't a couch!
It was a settee.

1370
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,723
That's French
for herniated disc.

1371
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:25,096
But you're not
supposed to lie on it.

1372
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:27,407
It's a couch!
That's what it's for.

1373
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:28,527
Okay.

1374
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,642
I'm so tired, Edward.

1375
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,320
I knew what I was getting
when I married you.

1376
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,604
That was my choice.

1377
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,331
And I have never regretted it.

1378
01:24:58,520 --> 01:24:59,681
Never

1379
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:07,771
Well, Elizabeth
didn't have a choice.

1380
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:09,046
She was stuck with me.

1381
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:11,688
You did the best you could.
No, I didn't.

1382
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,684
You did good. You were
better than me. You...

1383
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:17,130
Oh, yeah,
you were her protector.

1384
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,123
You were such a good father.
Yeah.

1385
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:23,081
I understand you've seen her.

1386
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,241
(SCOFFS)

1387
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:25,767
Yes.

1388
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:29,562
Well, you know, Elizabeth,
she is convinced

1389
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,881
that you have some kind
of mental condition.

1390
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:33,883
(LAUGHs)
Hmm?

1391
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:35,846
Yes!
(LAUGHING)

1392
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:38,046
May be true.

1393
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,285
Thank you.

1394
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,842
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1395
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,649
This is Harriet Lauler
saying good morning,

1396
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:26,927
and what does that really mean?

1397
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:31,321
Please don't have a nice day.
Have a day that matters.

1398
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,324
Have a day that's true.
Have a day that's direct.

1399
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,289
Have a day that's honest.

1400
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,886
A nice day, mmm-mmm.
You'll be miserable.

1401
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:45,727
Anyway, that's my thought
that you should carry through

1402
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:48,849
as you're doing your
housework, your homework,

1403
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,367
your driving work,
your playing work,

1404
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:53,805
your working work.

1405
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:58,801
Have a day that means something.

1406
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:03,120
Okay, I'm going to listen
to this music now

1407
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:07,762
and try to make
this time mean something.

1408
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:12,326
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

1409
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:01,321
You ready?

1410
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:03,885
You tell me.

1411
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,041
You're a great writer.

1412
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,850
Yeah. Wow.

1413
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,649
You're a great obituary writer.

1414
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:18,645
Okay. I...

1415
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:19,881
Yeah. I knew it, all right.

1416
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:22,281
No, no, no. Stop.
These are good.

1417
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:23,811
These are very good.

1418
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:26,690
But they're fantasy.
They're a girl's fantasy.

1419
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:28,330
You're a woman.

1420
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,926
I would like you
to write that reality.

1421
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,606
I...

1422
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,811
I'm afraid of making a mistake.

1423
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:45,090
No. You don't make mistakes.
Mistakes make you.

1424
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,243
Mistakes make you smarter.

1425
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:50,761
They make you stronger.

1426
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:52,808
And they make you
more self-reliant.

1427
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:55,804
But I'm not like you, Harriet.

1428
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:59,851
I don't possess
your fearlessness.

1429
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,686
Let me tell you something

1430
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:04,967
I never could tell my daughter.

1431
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:09,440
Fall on your face!

1432
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:12,520
What?
Fail.

1433
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,524
Fail spectacularly.

1434
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:15,681
That's...

1435
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:16,761
That's your advice?

1436
01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:18,922
Yes, because when you fail,
you learn.

1437
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,684
When you fail, you live.

1438
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,283
I don't know if I can
write your obituary.

1439
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,168
Oh, please.
They're just words.

1440
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,921
Yeah, but...

1441
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,406
I mean, I know. I just...

1442
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:40,570
I'm just not ready to close
this chapter of my life.

1443
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:44,361
No, but this is my life
that we're closing, not yours.

1444
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:47,484
Yes, but your life is
way more interesting.

1445
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:50,566
Oh, honey, come here.

1446
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,642
Yours hasn't even begun.

1447
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:56,049
(ANNE SNIFFLING)

1448
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:57,321
Yes.

1449
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:03,240
(INDIE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1450
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:02,691
I wanted to do that.

1451
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,321
Thank you.

1452
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:08,726
Okay, see you.
Okay.

1453
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:10,046
No, I'm just kidding.

1454
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:13,890
You smell nice.

1455
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:18,650
It's vinyl and
stagnant '90s apathy.

1456
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:20,566
Thanks for the coffee.

1457
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:22,642
Can I...
I kind of want to keep this.

1458
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:23,767
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1459
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:29,567
Hello.

1460
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:31,241
Harriet?

1461
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:34,241
I'll be right there.

1462
01:31:34,480 --> 01:31:37,484
At least when you
do the F-word...

1463
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:40,928
I just learned a truly
remarkable turn of phrase.

1464
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,411
What?
Fuck-bomb.

1465
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:45,125
Sorry?
Fuck-bomb.

1466
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,656
Yeah, that's what
I thought you said.

1467
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:47,761
Explain.

1468
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:49,601
All right.

1469
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:51,730
First you got the F-word.

1470
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,041
One level up from that,
that's the F-bomb.

1471
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:57,245
One level up from that,
that's "fuck."

1472
01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:59,971
But something
seriously fucked up,

1473
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,845
that's a fuck-bomb.

1474
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,687
That's... That's
what you wanted to tell me?

1475
01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:09,524
I'm sorry,
but I do need your help.

1476
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:13,161
The act of public aggression
that I have planned

1477
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:15,442
will probably end up
with you and me in jail.

1478
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:16,801
What about me?

1479
01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:18,081
Juvie.

1480
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:20,041
I'm in.

1481
01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:23,681
And then you will have to
call her mother from jail.

1482
01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:27,247
Criminal mastermind
Harriet Lauler

1483
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:30,483
gunned down in a blaze of glory.

1484
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:32,804
Now that's a wild card.

1485
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,642
Yes, it certainly is.

1486
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:38,485
Now, here's my plan.

1487
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,123
(LATIN ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1488
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:53,005
Hey, Towy, come here.

1489
01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:54,367
Thanks for coming.

1490
01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:56,090
Take the chain
out of there, wind it,

1491
01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:58,367
go over there to that sign
and rip off the

1492
01:32:58,440 --> 01:32:59,440
Hurry UP-

1493
01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:00,481
BRENDA: Let's do this.

1494
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:01,600
HARRIET: Got it?

1495
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:03,921
BRENDA: Come on, Towy.
Tie it up. Let's go.

1496
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:06,162
HARRIET: Okay,
faster, faster, faster.

1497
01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:10,005
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
One more time.

1498
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:11,127
Move your ass!

1499
01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:13,296
ANNE: Maybe, like,
two inches left.

1500
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:14,970
(BRENDA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1501
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:18,002
It's all done.
In the truck. Hey!

1502
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,367
In the car. In the car.
Thank you, sir.

1503
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:24,481
DENNIS: Harriet!

1504
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:27,008
What on Earth do you think
you're doing now?

1505
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:30,090
I'm doing exactly what I should
have done a long time ago.

1506
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:32,003
That's it! I will
personally see to it

1507
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,969
that every single shred
of evidence

1508
01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:36,441
that you ever even worked here
is wiped out.

1509
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:38,329
Good. I can live with that.

1510
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:39,401
BRENDA: Come on, Harriet!

1511
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:42,881
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Punch it!

1512
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:48,283
(ALL LAUGHING)

1513
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:02,964
A fuck-bomb! Yeah!

1514
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:05,850
Fuck-bomb!
ALL: A fuck-bomb!

1515
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:12,730
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1516
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:59,004
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1517
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,727
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1518
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:10,571
Welcome to
The Anne and Brenda Show!

1519
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:30,209
(ANNE AND BRENDA LAUGHING)

1520
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:39,329
(some CONTINUES)

1521
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:03,207
She's just sleeping.

1522
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:37,286
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

1523
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:44,496
FATHER REILLY:
Now, Harriet Lauler

1524
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:48,605
was thoughtful enough to
provide me with instructions

1525
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:50,327
for her service today.

1526
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:52,641
A thorough set of instructions.

1527
01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:55,362
The flowers,
the music, the readings,

1528
01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:56,965
the seating arrangements.

1529
01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:58,930
All chosen by Harriet.

1530
01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:02,728
I was also asked by Harriet
to inform you all

1531
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:06,441
that she has bequeathed her
house to the town of Bristol

1532
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:10,124
so it can be turned
into a new public library.

1533
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:11,770
A library where all the books

1534
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:14,650
will be displayed
in alphabetical order

1535
01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:18,361
because, and I, uh....
I quote,

1536
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:20,807
"The Dewey Decimal System
is for losers."

1537
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:23,004
(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
(CLEARS THROAT)

1538
01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:27,324
A sizeable donation has also
been granted to the Gazette.

1539
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:30,927
And I'm supposed to say,
"You can relax now, Ronald."

1540
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:34,527
And finally to Robin Sands
and KOXA,

1541
01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:39,245
Harriet offers her expertly
curated record collection,

1542
01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:41,920
including every record
by The Kinks,

1543
01:38:42,640 --> 01:38:45,166
the most underrated band
of all time.

1544
01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:49,529
At this time, Harriet has
requested for her friend,

1545
01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:51,683
Anne Sherman, to speak.

1546
01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:54,522
For no more than
three and a half minutes.

1547
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:07,491
"A lifelong lover
of rock and roll,

1548
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:10,524
"who became a disc jockey
at the age of 81,

1549
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:13,490
"Harriet Lauler passed away
Thursday evening.

1550
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,123
"As the founder of
Lauler Advertising,

1551
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:18,441
"she presided for many years

1552
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:19,965
"over one of the most successful

1553
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:21,724
"advertising agencies
in the state.

1554
01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:24,248
"She remained close
with former colleagues.

1555
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:27,646
"And recently was often found
at the community center,

1556
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:29,643
"where she mentored
Brenda Wilson,

1557
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:31,563
"a young girl
from South Bristol.

1558
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,484
"She is survived
by her daughter,

1559
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:35,050
"Dr. Elizabeth O'Malley,

1560
01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:36,810
"and two grandchildren,
Spencer and Sage."

1561
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:39,326
This is her obituary
and it's shit.

1562
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:40,561
I wrote it.

1563
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:44,723
The truth is, I didn't think
that in the matter of

1564
01:39:44,840 --> 01:39:47,320
a couple weeks, a month,

1565
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:50,483
that I would be standing here

1566
01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:53,040
talking about a woman
that I truly loved.

1567
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:58,171
A woman who made me
want to quit my job.

1568
01:39:58,240 --> 01:39:59,241
(LAUGHS)

1569
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:03,160
And a woman who made me feel
like I was a piece of shit.

1570
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:04,807
Um...

1571
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:07,764
But she didn't feel
that way about me.

1572
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:09,888
And she didn't feel that way
about any of you.

1573
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:16,606
She was just challenging us to
be the best... Our best selves.

1574
01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:22,762
Because she saw what we had,

1575
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:25,445
that we didn't, and that's...

1576
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:31,446
That's the most amazing thing.

1577
01:40:31,520 --> 01:40:32,601
Um...

1578
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:35,047
So...

1579
01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:38,607
(SNIFFLES)

1580
01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:41,045
I think it's a really good thing

1581
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:42,326
that we knew Harriet Lauler.

1582
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:43,925
I think it sucks that she died.

1583
01:40:44,400 --> 01:40:45,447
But,

1584
01:40:47,520 --> 01:40:49,090
at the end of the day,

1585
01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:53,207
all I really needed to say,

1586
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:55,611
all I really ever needed to say

1587
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,489
was that she will not
be forgotten.

1588
01:40:57,560 --> 01:40:59,528
That's the best that
any of us could hope for.

1589
01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:01,523
That we will not be forgotten.

1590
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:06,088
Harriet Lauler lived her life.

1591
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:11,486
And I'm going to honor her
memory by doing the same.

1592
01:41:13,160 --> 01:41:14,650
(MOURNERS APPLAUDING)

1593
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:18,242
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1594
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,880
ANNE: This is not
my letter of resignation.

1595
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:31,684
This is my obituary.

1596
01:42:32,320 --> 01:42:35,369
The young girl who worked for
you for the last seven years

1597
01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:38,208
is dead and buried.

1598
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:41,244
She leaves behind a lifetime

1599
01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:43,442
of indecision,
hesitation and fear.

1600
01:42:44,160 --> 01:42:46,845
She will not be missed.
She will not be mourned.

1601
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:50,761
Because she was really
never alive to begin with.

1602
01:42:52,080 --> 01:42:53,206
But she is now.

1603
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:55,803
And she has her entire life
in front of her.

1604
01:42:56,720 --> 01:42:59,451
An entire life
just waiting to be filled.

1605
01:43:00,050 --> 01:43:20,050
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