Cruiserweight Announcer 7.2

Announcer:
<A destruct?> square!
Oof! Will the challenger be alright?!
Oh no! They couldn't avoid that one!
That must've hurt! But they're not out of the fight yet!
Ha! Effortlessly dodged!
Amazing! They clearly anticipated that attack!
A stylish evasion, well done!
Avoided with ease, they knew just what to do!
Oh no! That was too much for the challenger!
The challenger's down, is this the end?!
The challenger rises again, can they turn this around?
They're back on their feet, let's see if they can stay standing!
The upstart's cruiserweight campaign begins!
Dancing Green is pulling out all the stops with these steps!
An invitation to dance! How will the challenger respond?
The fever's taken hold! Can the upstart keep up with Dancing Green?
The night's reached a fever pitch! All eyes are on Dancing Green!
Welcome to Sugar Riot's gallery of glamours!
And with a flourish, Sugar Riot brings her work to life!
Goodness, the ring has become a desert!
Watch out, it's a veritable storm of needles!
Quicksand!? You don't want to get caught in that!
Oh no! The challenger's been sucked in!
A crystal-clear river! How charming!
A thunderstorm has turned the waters muddy! How frightening!
A massive, raging storm! I hope your brought your parasols!
Lava is ravaging the ring! Talk about destructive creativity!
A transformative piece! The fiend has been completely remade!
To take it outside, the Brute Abombinator means business!
Will the unenhanced warrior be able to contend with this chimerical foe!?
My word, he's used his feral powers to manifest a weapon.
Oh dear! Fiendish flora have sprouted from the scattered seeds!
Oh my! Even the cameras have been petrified--and now they're crashing down all around!
He's sent his rival flying! What fearsome strength!
Goodness me! The Brute Abominator is hanging on the building!
He's bounding from wall to wall!
The rooftop has caved in! Such devastation!
We'll send cameras in there at once!
The destruction appears to have started a fire!
A lariat! The Brute Bomber must still be in there somewhere!
A punishing attack! The true power of this monstrous fusion!
The contender dodged everything! Why am I not surprised!?
Oooh! A brutal blow! But the contender is standing firm!
What a thrilling battle, this, and it rages on!
Can the challenger defeat the wolf in his own lair!?
Such speed--it's as if there's a pack of him!
Oooh, where did that colossal thing come from!?
He's put the colossus to the sword!
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