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  1. I had a dream where i was at school and i didn't have class so i was just sitting around outside the office but i was REALLY TIRED and feeling all sick and stuff and my head was REALLY tired and i couldn't support it and i was just like crawling around with my head bonking around on the ground like a bowling ball.
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  3. then finally it is field trip time, the whole school goes off to some amusement park video game, but it's like an educational for little kids video game, edutainment. it's like, ride the slow boring rollercoaster down the math path, or the literature path, or science or history. and each subject you ride will unlock another ride, a Job ride, where you use what you learned to get a job, like the Teacher in Foreign Country ride, or the Pet Store Employee ride or the Babysitter ride, or the Clown ride. Which subjects tie in to which jobs? idk. These 'level 2' rides are more advanced, intense and actually have some interaction, like the ride will stop and you have to answer a question about math/science/etc for the ride to continue.
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  5. Anyways, i am NOT having this. these rides are boring, they're slow, and my stomach is sick and my head is still heavy, and finally i climb out to the maintenance road behind Clown so that i can throw up. While i'm there, i see a weathervane up on the roof but it's all rusted and it is bothering me so i climb up and remove it. Some park employees see me being all sick and they bring me water and it is really nice of them.
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  7. The next day, i'm feeling better, and it is sunday now, it is field trip day 2. i see that the weathervane is backup, and one employee, the cateria chef's son, is like "hey, are you the one who took it down?" like it is complete coincidence that we run into each other and find out that we are the ones who are messing with the weathervane. "yeah i took it down, cause it was bothering me" "oh okay , i made it not all rusted and stuff, wanna go put it back up?" and we climb up onto the roof and put it back on. However, his dad (the chef) is like WtF are YOU DOinG hanging out with a CUSToMER!!//?!?!? Come back inside and get ready for the christmas party!
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  9. So, to prepare for the christmas party you have to set up some Badges, like badges for Food and Presents, but then satan comes along and slams his Satan badge right on top of the other badges, which causes all the guests to have seizures like they are satan-possessed. However, I know that, in addition to Food and Presents, the third big thing about christmas is Travelling To See Your Family Or Whatever aka TTSYFOW. (Though now that i'm awake i should have just used Decorating, would have been less of a mouthful). Satan is obligated to put in the badges i want him to put in, but i have no say over which badge he replaces it with. So i have him put in TTSYFOW, he takes out Food, I have him put Food in, he takes out Presents, I put Presents back in, satan takes out TTSYFOW, I put TTSYFOW back in he takes out food etc, and i do this so rapidly and relentlessly that eventually Satan goofs and takes out the Satan badge by accident, in which i immediately grab the satan badge, snap it in half and throw it into the lake.
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