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- >You are Squeak, commando of the Alpha Moth forces.
- >On your squad are Virgo, Moon Dust, Actias, and Pepper Dust.
- >On the Beta Squad, your enemies, are Hexferry, Paprika, Gemini, Lucid, and Butterscotch.
- >Then there's the gamma squad, which is all of the little fillies and colts.
- >They're just kind of running around town with their heads cut off.
- >Not literally, that would be fucked up.
- >You lead your squad stealthily through the streets.
- >The objective is the Dust Bin bar.
- >You know the Beta Squad is going to be hiding there.
- >Better to knock them out quickly and quietly.
- >As your squad approaches the bar, everyone starts readying their dust-balloons.
- "CHARGE!"
- >The five of you rush through the front door of the bar, only to find yourselves face to face with Sepia and Goldie.
- "HI!"
- >"Uh. Hi? Looking for Hexferry and her little group?"
- "Yeah! Where are they."
- >Sepia points towards the basement.
- >You lead your group down into the basement.
- >It's dark, probably an ambush.
- >But, you find the enemy group sitting around a large wooden table with a bunch of little figures and papers.
- >Tonic is there, too!
- >He must be advising them on some war tactics, or something.
- "Ready?"
- "Aim..."
- >Everyone aims their balloons.
- >Time to catch these moth-er suckers off guard.
- "Fire!"
- >Everyone throws their balloons.
- >Nothing but direct hits!
- >You run over, sit on Hexferry, and laugh.
- "YOU LOSE, WE WIN!"
- >"Win what?!"
- "War."
- >Tonic glares at everyone.
- >You look down at the papers.
- >It's something for that nerdy tabletop game he likes to play.
- "Haha, were you nerds playing that dumb game again? You need to get outside."
- >You throw more balloons at them.
- >Your squad helps throw balloons and insults.
- >They mostly just call everyone nerds.
- >You walk up to Tonic and get really close to his face.
- "Hello, king nerd."
- >You rub a balloon on his cheek and pop it right next to his ear
- >Your squad rushes out of the bar
- >Once upon a time in the magical lands of Dust Valley:
- >WAR STILL HAS NOT CHANGED
- >You are Flower Tart
- >Leader of Gamma Squad
- >And it's time to actually do something!
- >You gather up all of the fillies and colts and lead them to the Dust Bin bar.
- >It's time to launch an assault on Alpha squad.
- >But, when you get there, you find that Beta Squad has been defeated recently.
- >No sign of Alpha squad remains.
- >Instead, you decide to reap the leftovers and command an assault on Beta squad.
- >You and the other moth foals start pestering and bothering Beta squad.
- >Tonic starts crying uncontrollably, presumably over his ruined game.
- >Some of the foals begin eating his papers and spitting them out on the Beta squad.
- >You personally pester Hexferry until she gives you a couple of bits.
- >Beta Squad has successfully been destroyed.
- >Now for Alpha Squad.
- >You lead Gamma squad through town.
- >No signs of Alpha squad anywhere.
- >That is, until you run into Squeak.
- >She's alone.
- >Something isn't right.
- "Spread out and keep your eyes and antennae peeled."
- >Squeak just stares at you, a stupid, innocent look on her face.
- "I don't trust you."
- >She squeaks and shrugs.
- >The next thing you know, you and your squad are covered in dust.
- >It was a trap.
- >Alpha squad knows no mercy.
- >Not even for the children and orphans.
- >You look up in a daze, almost completely blinded by dust.
- "Wh-why..."
- >"Because."
- >Squeak kicks a little dust in your face.
- >The rest of Alpha squad appears from behind her, laughing.
- >"Alpha squad is grillin' out tonight."
- >Pepper Dust and Moon Dust high-five.
- >"And we're specializing in casuals."
- >Virgo and Actias jump and chest-bump.
- >"That's the smell of git gud."
- >Squeak steals the money you got from Hexferry.
- >What a bitch.
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- >WAR IS THE SAME AS IT'S EVER BEEN.
- >You are Squeak
- >Leader of Alpha Squad
- >Now supreme leader of Dust Valley
- >You run this bitch.
- >Beta Squad finally gave up on their rebellious assaults and have joined your cause.
- >They've been reduced to slave labor in the dust mines!
- >Except you have no dust mines, so you've ordered them to build some.
- >None of you knew how to build dust mines.
- >They just sit around all day doing nothing.
- >At least they aren't trying to fight you.
- >Gamma Squad, however.
- >Flower Tart and her crew still haven't gotten over being destroyed by the divine power of your team.
- >Last time they tried to rebel, you just tipped them all over on their sides.
- >They didn't know what to do.
- >You're pretty sure Dandelion just started crying.
- >What a nerd.
- >You look around at your domain.
- >Everything is perfectly peaceful.
- >No war.
- >No crime.
- >No strife.
- >Dust Valley is a utopia now.
- >There's just one little problem.
- >Virgo still doesn't love you.
- >And also the soldiers marching on your city.
- >Princess Celestia is with them.
- >You call your team into formation and ready an assault.
- >You approach Celestia.
- >"Squeak, I presume?"
- "SQUEAK!"
- >"I'm going to have to ask you to stand down and return this town to its former rule."
- "Squeak."
- >"Then you force my hoof."
- >She charges a spell.
- >You call for the assault.
- >Dust balloons pelt her and her soldiers.
- >They have no effect!
- >"What is this?"
- "SQUEAK!"
- >Your squad abandons their posts.
- >You run.
- >They run.
- >Celestia grabs all of you in a telekinetic grip.
- >"I'm banishing all of you to the moon for assaulting royalty.
- >Shit.
- >And now you're on the moon with your squad.
- >Time to start building a giant dust cannon to get revenge on Celestia.
- >You change the name of Alpha Squad to Space Moths.
- >Hopefully Beta Squad can stage a rebellion and overtake Celestia by the time you get this cannon finished.
- >Meanwhile in Dust Valley.
- >Butterscotch now rules Dust Valley.
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