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[jaunty music playing]

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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I'm just not happy anymore.

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There's gotta be
something I can say...

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Stillman, I didn't
just think this up overnight.

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I've been sick about it
for weeks.

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Okay. At least
just let me say my piece.

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Of course, yeah.

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Well, what about...

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I don't know what to say.

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Well, you know
you can call me anytime,

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but I'm gonna go.

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Okay, let me say my piece.

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Of course, yeah.

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Well, what about the fact
that you are my favorite person?

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My unpredictable
free-spirited best friend?

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Yet we look at the world
so differently, like,

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so differently,
it's fascinating.

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And as unlikely as it is,
we are meant to be together.

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And I know that is true because
I am more myself around you

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than I ever was
before we knew each other.

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And I know at some point,
you felt all that about me, too.

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What about all that?

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- I still think we should break up.
- Right.

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Well, you know
you can call me anytime,

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but I'm gonna go.

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That was a bust.

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Okay, think about it
for one second.

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What is your heart telling you?

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That we should break up.

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Ignore your heart.

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What is your head
telling you to do?

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Break up.

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Debbie, I will never
do better than you.

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You'll never do better than me.

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We will never do better
than each other.

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Here you go.

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What is it about me
specifically?

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- You're a little rigid sometimes.
- Rigid?

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Yes.

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You wanna break up? Cool.

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What was the stupidest thing I did
the entire time we were together?

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- Please define neurotic.
- Put away your notebook.

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You know what,
I'm breaking up with you.

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I'm breaking up with you.

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Did that work? Anything?

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I should go.
We should break up.

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I'm gonna go.

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Break up.
We should break it off.

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I should go.

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- Go, go, go.
- All right!

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I get it.

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I'm gonna go.

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But I'm not giving up.

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[sighs]

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What went wrong?

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[loud banging]

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Stillman!

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I can hear you in there.

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- Are you killing yourself?
- What? No.

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Look, man, you were depressed
and heartbroken

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and although I loved the automatic
4.0, that's no reason to...

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- Can you shut up?
- There you are, man.

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You're lucky I found you.
I was worried about you.

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Found me? No, I called you.

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Yeah, I was still
super freaked out.

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Wow, you've been busy.
Ooh, drinks.

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- Are you high?
- Right now? Sure.

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Coincidentally, but you've been
gone for, like, a week.

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I was worried often
during that time.

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I've been working.

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And I need your help.

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Whoa, how do you play
this thing?

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It's not a game.

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This is my relationship
with Debbie.

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Wow, that's actually
really cool.

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But also super sad. Like
you're stalking your own life.

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Yeah, I know,
it's a little pathetic,

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but I have to
get everything laid out

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if I'm ever
gonna find the answer.

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Yeah, of course you do.
What's the question?

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What went wrong?

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Look, if you go back
to last year.

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Go back. Use this.

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Back to the beginning.

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Day one.

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So it has the sound wave
built in resonance.

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They could theoretically
affect the structure

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of an existing superstring,
which can... can we just think

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of how freaking
mind-blowing that is?

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And when do
the harmonics come in?

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The harmonics are constant
but as they build exponentially,

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the superstring
becomes relative.

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- A-ha.
- Do you get it?

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No, I don't think so.

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That's it for today, class.

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Amazing work, Stillman.
Really advanced stuff.

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Nobody can hang with Stillman.

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I mean, I'll help him out
sometimes when he gets stuck,

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but for everybody else,
forget it.

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- That never happens.
- It happens.

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What are you doing here?
Don't you have Frisbee class?

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Okay, well,
it's not a class, it's a team,

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and I think you know that.

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And also, we just had practice,
so now you and me

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are gonna go to the whole
going away party thing

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at the place with the chick.

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Well, that's gonna be
really awkward.

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Well, yeah, of course
it's gonna be awkward.

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Your awkwardness is constant.

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Her discomfort is relative, and
that is what we have to solve.

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You like what I did there?

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Last one.

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I told you this
was gonna be weird.

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It's clearly just for her friends.
Her really cool friends.

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Friends and loyal customers
like us.

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Look, here you go.
She's still working.

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- Kiwi daiquiri. Appletini.
- IPA. Rum and coke.

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Oh, shoot. [laughs] Okay.

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- Wow, she is just the worst.
- I know.

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Kind of adorable, though.

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Who do you think that guy is?

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Man, don't worry about
Selena Gomez over there.

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Worry about
what you're gonna say.

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This is your last chance
to say goodbye.

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And hello, for that
matter.

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- Wait, I got an idea.
- Yeah? What's up?

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- Temporal consistency isn't just...
- Wait, wait, a nerd idea?

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- Well, I gotta get it down.
- Dude, no.

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Look, she is super-hot
and I'm kind of a dork, so...

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- You're just used to it.
- Exactly!

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So even if that
isn't her boyfriend,

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what are we gonna
connect about?

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- Tell her you're a math genius.
- I'm a physics genius.

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And I don't know what
she's gonna think of that.

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Well, you're gonna have to
actually talk to her to find out.

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All right, I'll just be honest.

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Honesty's cool, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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Diet Dr. Pepper?

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No, I was just gonna ask,
today's your last day, right?

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It sure is.

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Well, we're really
gonna miss you.

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I think you're the best
bartender in the whole city.

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Oh, that's very sweet of you...

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- Stillman.
- Stillman.

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'Cause I actually think
I'm a terrible bartender

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Oh, big-time.
I meant like as a person.

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Oh. [laughs]

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Uh, so where are you moving to?

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Oh, I'm not moving.
I just got fired.

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The owner's a friend, and she
did me a favor by hiring me

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and she kind of really did me
a favor by firing me, too.

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How?

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Well, I'm a musician,
so, you know.

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So you'll get
your demo together.

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Do some gigs. Expand
your career possibilities.

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Yeah, sure.

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I mean, those are all great ideas,
but I don't really have a plan.

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- For your career?
- For anything.

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Now, sure, I'd love to be successful
but I'd love to do lots of stuff.

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As much of stuff
as I can, forever.

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That's kind of my only plan.

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Plus, you can't really
control your career anyway.

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Or really anything, anyway.
Don't you think?

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Yeah.

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You're a terrible liar.

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You're challenging some really
deeply held personal beliefs.

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[laughing]

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I thought it would just be
simpler if I said "yeah."

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So what about you?

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- I'm a physics student.
- Really? That's cool.

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I'm a student, too.

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- Like, on and off.
- What are you studying?

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Lots of things.

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Just not in, like, the regimented
way that you're supposed to.

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Like, last semester
I went to Hawaii.

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- To study?
- To go to Hawaii.

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So now the school isn't really sure
if they want to let me back in,

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and I'm not really sure if I want
to let them let me, so there.

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So there.

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- But you like it?
- Yeah, I love it.

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I'm in a kind of
accelerated program.

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I come in,
I need to be ready to work.

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I just love, like,
the proofs and the equations.

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The whole riddle of it all.

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I don't think I've ever loved
anything that much.

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Well, have you
ever considered physics?

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Not until now.

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- Hello, darling.
- Hello, darling.

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You're not allowed in my bar.

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- Don't ignore us.
- I'm not ignoring you.

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- Yes, you are.
- I'm not.

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I'm just working.
Get back there.

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- You're not allowed.
- Where'd your friend go?

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I don't know.

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So what happened?

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It got weird.

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Can we just get out of here?

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Okay. Ready for takeoff.

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- Yes!
- Evan, are you high?

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- Hmm?
- Are you high?

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What?

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- Did you just get high in the bathroom?
- No.

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Not in the bathroom.

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Guess again, please.

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[laughing]

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You're too high to drive.

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How do you know how high I am?

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What is that?

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It's math stuff.
Look at all this.

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- It's amazing.
- I'm allergic to math.

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There's Andy.
I'll get a ride with him.

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Man, dude, no way.
I'm totally fine.

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Besides, you can't ride
with the enemy.

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Enemy? What, is that,
like, a Frisbee thing?

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If you mean Ultimate Frisbee,
then yeah.

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No, stop, I'm serious.

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Dude, the guy is
smug and ungracious.

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- Andy! Andy, are you going to Henley?
- [groans]

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No, I'm going to teach
your mother organic chemistry.

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- All right.
- It's not funny.

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- Sorry, just joking around.
- Well, I'm coming with you.

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- Traitor.
- Hey, you forgot your...

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Ah!

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- Stillman?
- Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God, are you dead?

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- Please don't be dead.
- Dead? Why are you saying dead?

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No, I'm gonna get help.
I'll get help.

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- [Debbie] Are you okay?
- I'm perfect.

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But...

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But I need to do something.

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Before I forget.

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For a second, I thought
you were grabbing at me.

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It must be pretty important.

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No, none of this other stuff is,
but I just figured something out.

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You know, I don't know
what any of that stuff is,

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but it looks pretty cool.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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[Evan] You know, I still feel
I never got proper credit

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for hitting you with my car.

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Well, I think we see
that moment a bit differently.

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Anyway, look.

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I got smiley faces for all
my good memories, right?

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The stuff I don't regret. I
made a kind of crude slideshow.

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Help us stay organized.

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Yeah, so crude.

249
00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:11,819
[happy music playing]

250
00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:15,323
See, we can be happy.

251
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,391
Look at that mane!

252
00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:20,859
- Are you kidding?
- Evan, can you stay focused?

253
00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:22,494
On what, man?

254
00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,599
Other than sad,
what is this whole thing?

255
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,933
Well, this is what
we need to address.

256
00:16:27,935 --> 00:16:30,769
Ah, red dots.
Now we're getting somewhere.

257
00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:33,641
These are all my shitty moments
from last year.

258
00:16:34,741 --> 00:16:37,712
Well, my year would probably
just be one solid red line.

259
00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:40,412
This is why we broke up, Evan.

260
00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:42,614
The computer can tell you
why you broke up?

261
00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:46,420
- That's amazing.
- Look. Day 37.

262
00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:49,925
Day 51 and 52.

263
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,595
Day 70. All this stuff I regret.

264
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:06,909
Interesting.

265
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,879
Really? Over Y? You think so?

266
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:16,549
Well, if you think it's gonna
prove the proof then go ahead.

267
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:19,685
- Are you making fun of me?
- I'm flirting with you, dummy.

268
00:17:19,687 --> 00:17:21,853
- Your genius is hot.
- Oh, yeah?

269
00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:27,292
- Oh, what, you think this is irresistible?
- Ooh, talk physics to me.

270
00:17:27,294 --> 00:17:28,330
Okay.

271
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:31,897
You're positively expanding
monomial.

272
00:17:31,899 --> 00:17:34,699
Oh! Give me something else.

273
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:37,772
- I'm gonna lie tangent to your curves.
- Oh, I love it.

274
00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:39,607
I love you.

275
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:04,733
Scoot.

276
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,303
What is this?

277
00:18:09,036 --> 00:18:10,671
In case I forget the words.

278
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,773
- You're playing me a song.
- And I never play for anyone.

279
00:18:14,775 --> 00:18:15,811
I know you don't.

280
00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:20,348
You just... you trust me
with something, Stillman.

281
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:23,983
And it really means a lot,
so I kind of want

282
00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:25,520
to trust you with something.

283
00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:29,658
This was kind of inspired by us.

284
00:18:33,894 --> 00:18:37,265
♪ Take my hand
And walk along ♪

285
00:18:37,765 --> 00:18:40,901
♪ As I share with you my song ♪

286
00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:47,309
♪ My heart is full of doubt
And words will fail me ♪

287
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:52,447
♪ You were taller than a tree ♪

288
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:55,950
♪ But the bats will carry me ♪

289
00:18:56,717 --> 00:19:02,490
♪ And I'll fall below Before
you could Come catch me ♪

290
00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:07,496
♪ And I can see it
In your eyes ♪

291
00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:10,998
♪ That the monkey's
Got the prize ♪

292
00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:17,538
♪ And there is no way
To stop his howling ♪

293
00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,377
- Yay.
- Yay!

294
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:25,813
- Yeah. God, what a voice.
- Thank you.

295
00:19:26,546 --> 00:19:27,748
What's it about?

296
00:19:28,749 --> 00:19:29,684
I don't know.

297
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,486
You don't know?

298
00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:36,155
Well, am I the dude
taller than a tree

299
00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:37,659
or am I the howling monkey?

300
00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:41,829
I never thought about it
like that.

301
00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:45,567
I see.

302
00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:49,905
- You're disappointed.
- No.

303
00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:52,504
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not.

304
00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:54,109
You're doing that thing where
you don't say what you feel.

305
00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:59,911
Well, honestly,
I was kind of waiting

306
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,582
for the line that's like,

307
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:07,389
♪ And I love you, too,
Stillman ♪

308
00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,688
Or, just like,

309
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:13,027
♪ You're really cool
But I'm not ready yet ♪

310
00:20:15,162 --> 00:20:18,032
- You don't think I love you?
- I don't know.

311
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,000
I know I said it
then you ran off,

312
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,572
and then you came back
and sang a song about a monkey.

313
00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:27,408
I love you.

314
00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:32,043
But, you know,
I've said it to lots of guys

315
00:20:32,045 --> 00:20:34,716
and I just... I kind of
wanted this to be different.

316
00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:36,917
Sorry it upset you.

317
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:39,855
All right.

318
00:20:40,053 --> 00:20:43,621
You know,
you're different from anyone

319
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:47,459
I've ever dated or really
anyone I've ever known.

320
00:20:47,461 --> 00:20:49,530
You're brilliant
and you're driven

321
00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:53,465
and I respect
your opinion a lot

322
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:55,467
That's why I was scared
to play this for you,

323
00:20:55,469 --> 00:20:58,472
because I don't really treat
my work like you treat yours.

324
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,675
But then, you know, like,
I realized that

325
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:06,915
if you didn't like it,
you'd find a nice way to tell me

326
00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:10,549
because in addition to being one
of the smartest people I know,

327
00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,120
you're also one of the kindest.

328
00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:18,159
Well, baby, then there is no
reason to be sorry, okay?

329
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,061
That was a great song.

330
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:23,063
- Do you want to play it again?
- Not really.

331
00:21:23,663 --> 00:21:24,865
Okay, I don't blame you.

332
00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:29,070
I love you.

333
00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:31,807
I love you, too.

334
00:21:38,713 --> 00:21:40,745
Oh, what a piece of shit.

335
00:21:40,747 --> 00:21:42,080
Huh?

336
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,784
I regret seeing
this crapfest, too.

337
00:21:44,118 --> 00:21:46,217
No, that's not why
that's up there.

338
00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:48,088
All right, Farallon Five
is a masterpiece.

339
00:21:48,823 --> 00:21:50,592
Right. I forgot.

340
00:21:57,797 --> 00:21:59,733
Well, what'd you guys think?

341
00:22:05,305 --> 00:22:09,143
It was good. Yeah. Yeah.

342
00:22:10,011 --> 00:22:13,114
[all laughing]

343
00:22:14,114 --> 00:22:15,848
- Stop it.
- I can't help it.

344
00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:17,215
It was good.

345
00:22:17,217 --> 00:22:20,988
- It's...
- Holy crap, that movie sucked!

346
00:22:21,621 --> 00:22:24,023
Boring and confusing.
That's a neat trick.

347
00:22:24,025 --> 00:22:26,792
That was
an intergalactic suckfest

348
00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:29,695
with bad robot acting
and how about that blue...

349
00:22:29,697 --> 00:22:31,296
what the blue...
with the blue face...

350
00:22:31,298 --> 00:22:32,965
- Yeah, I don't know. I didn't get that.
- What?

351
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:35,734
Hey, why was that dude's
face blue, anyway?

352
00:22:35,736 --> 00:22:39,304
- I mean, that...
- Whatever. All right, whatever.

353
00:22:39,306 --> 00:22:42,875
Like, enough about
Farallon Five.

354
00:22:42,877 --> 00:22:44,842
You keep laughing about it.

355
00:22:44,844 --> 00:22:47,649
I bet you couldn't if I donkey
slapped you in the back of the head.

356
00:22:53,086 --> 00:22:54,021
What?

357
00:22:55,089 --> 00:22:56,525
That's disgusting.

358
00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:01,193
I wasn't making a gay joke.
If that's what you're thinking.

359
00:23:01,195 --> 00:23:04,032
I mean, a donkey slap
was for everyone.

360
00:23:04,732 --> 00:23:05,901
How sweet.

361
00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:17,344
I'm not even totally sure
what a donkey slap is.

362
00:23:21,215 --> 00:23:23,648
Okay, so, yeah,

363
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,984
I mean, I think everyone
remembers Day 122.

364
00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:28,087
Not your finest hour,
but you really think

365
00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,688
- that had anything to do with...
- Maybe, maybe not.

366
00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:32,690
It was kind of early on.

367
00:23:32,692 --> 00:23:35,060
All right, maybe this is just
'cause I'm coming down a little,

368
00:23:35,062 --> 00:23:37,098
but what's the point
of all this?

369
00:23:37,765 --> 00:23:39,100
It could've been different.

370
00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:42,701
It took you a week of sorting through
pictures to figure that out?

371
00:23:42,703 --> 00:23:43,972
Let me rephrase.

372
00:23:46,774 --> 00:23:47,875
It's gonna be different.

373
00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:56,080
See, it started as a kind
of wrinkle in my theorem,

374
00:23:56,082 --> 00:23:58,349
and that just kept expanding.

375
00:23:58,351 --> 00:24:02,857
And Evan, nothing focuses
your mind like a broken heart.

376
00:24:06,393 --> 00:24:09,096
[feedback]

377
00:24:11,931 --> 00:24:14,169
Please don't tell me you think this
is what I think you think this is.

378
00:24:15,936 --> 00:24:17,802
- It's a time machine.
- No.

379
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,772
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

380
00:24:19,774 --> 00:24:22,741
Stillman, okay, this breakup
is taking a very scary turn.

381
00:24:22,743 --> 00:24:24,842
I'm fulfilling my best friend
duties and I'm stepping in.

382
00:24:24,844 --> 00:24:28,179
Enough. Enough, man.
Time travel and Debbie?

383
00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:29,947
You gotta stop.

384
00:24:29,949 --> 00:24:31,917
Stop doing
crazy scientist things.

385
00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:34,086
Okay, that for sure
does not do anything.

386
00:24:34,088 --> 00:24:35,724
That keyboard
doesn't do anything.

387
00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:37,455
- None of this stuff does anything!
- Evan...

388
00:24:37,457 --> 00:24:38,823
Stillman, listen to me.

389
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,391
- You gotta move on.
- Evan!

390
00:24:40,393 --> 00:24:42,730
- It's time to move on.
- She is the love of my life.

391
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,963
You understand?

392
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:46,865
I am never gonna find
anyone better than her.

393
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:50,401
She accepts
my haltingly analytical mind

394
00:24:50,403 --> 00:24:52,804
whilst just encouraging me
to just roll with shit.

395
00:24:52,806 --> 00:24:56,375
She is a kind, carefree spirit

396
00:24:56,377 --> 00:25:00,915
with so much compassion and empathy, she
could love the stupidest of people.

397
00:25:01,148 --> 00:25:02,951
I admire her so much.

398
00:25:03,817 --> 00:25:05,451
She's great, I know.

399
00:25:05,453 --> 00:25:08,089
And do you think I can just
move on from someone like that?

400
00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:10,955
Well, I'm hoping...

401
00:25:10,957 --> 00:25:14,094
um, yes?

402
00:25:15,329 --> 00:25:18,830
No, no, not while I know
what I know.

403
00:25:18,832 --> 00:25:20,365
Oh, good, what do you know?

404
00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:23,836
I know that there is
an elastic temporal quality

405
00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:25,904
to all preexisting phenomena.

406
00:25:25,906 --> 00:25:26,941
Evan...

407
00:25:28,074 --> 00:25:30,141
I can change what I did wrong.

408
00:25:30,143 --> 00:25:33,280
I have created what
every broken heart wants.

409
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,085
A second chance.

410
00:25:39,352 --> 00:25:43,323
[note reverberating]

411
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,023
I hope you're calling your
shrink on that thing.

412
00:25:46,025 --> 00:25:48,392
No, this controls the machine.

413
00:25:48,394 --> 00:25:51,129
My phone here
talks to my phone in the past.

414
00:25:51,131 --> 00:25:54,966
- No, it doesn't.
- Look, I need help.

415
00:25:54,968 --> 00:25:58,169
- Yes, yes.
- No, I need your help, Evan.

416
00:25:58,171 --> 00:26:00,007
I need you to come back with me.

417
00:26:03,076 --> 00:26:04,178
You want me to come...

418
00:26:05,111 --> 00:26:06,779
- Yes.
- No!

419
00:26:06,781 --> 00:26:09,348
- That's why I called you.
- No! I'm not going to...

420
00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:12,984
Look, Evan, you've been here for every
single moment of this relationship,

421
00:26:12,986 --> 00:26:15,223
and you usually give
pretty good advice.

422
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,956
Look, you don't even
believe this works.

423
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:21,196
- What's the danger?
- I believe it could give me a seizure.

424
00:26:22,897 --> 00:26:24,929
And let me ask you,
have you tried talking to her?

425
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,865
Because that's what
most people do after a breakup.

426
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:29,100
You know, before hopping straight
to the whole time travel thing.

427
00:26:29,102 --> 00:26:31,869
Yes, hundreds of times.
It doesn't work.

428
00:26:31,871 --> 00:26:33,874
Evan, trust me,
this is the only way.

429
00:26:36,243 --> 00:26:39,114
Please! Help me.

430
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:42,950
Okay.

431
00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:46,855
- Yes.
- Where are we going in your time machine?

432
00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:52,858
- No, come back.
- What are you doing?

433
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:53,762
Come here.

434
00:26:55,528 --> 00:26:56,497
I don't like that.

435
00:27:02,101 --> 00:27:05,974
[high-pitched whining]

436
00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:19,851
Holy shit, that hurts!

437
00:27:19,853 --> 00:27:21,119
- Oh.
- Oh, my God!

438
00:27:21,121 --> 00:27:22,321
- Do this.
- Huh?

439
00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:23,291
Do this.

440
00:27:24,557 --> 00:27:27,859
Your consciousness was just
thrown into another icon state.

441
00:27:27,861 --> 00:27:29,496
- It's gonna sting.
- Wait, you mean it worked?

442
00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:33,064
Of course it worked.
Look where we are.

443
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:35,969
We're at Captain Frank's,
the day you hit me with the car.

444
00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:38,038
Last year, day one.

445
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,442
So then, where's the me
from last year?

446
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:45,280
Am I gonna have
to fight him or something?

447
00:27:46,346 --> 00:27:48,048
You are the you from last year.

448
00:27:48,482 --> 00:27:50,952
I mean, look at your clothes
and your gut.

449
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:52,286
Your hair!

450
00:27:54,321 --> 00:27:55,920
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah!

451
00:27:55,922 --> 00:27:57,188
- Oh, my God!
- I know.

452
00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,624
- You're not crazy.
- Yeah.

453
00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:00,259
You invented
a motherhumping time machine.

454
00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,592
Do you know what this means?

455
00:28:01,594 --> 00:28:03,227
We can go anywhere. Do anything.

456
00:28:03,229 --> 00:28:05,163
We could...
we could run with the Vikings.

457
00:28:05,165 --> 00:28:06,932
We could go to wizard school.

458
00:28:06,934 --> 00:28:09,568
No. What? No, we can't go back
to literary fiction.

459
00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:12,607
Anyway, we're not here
to do anything.

460
00:28:13,407 --> 00:28:15,139
We're here to get Debbie back,
all right?

461
00:28:15,141 --> 00:28:19,514
And the moment I do,
this text will disappear...

462
00:28:20,147 --> 00:28:22,283
...and I'll know her and I
stay together.

463
00:28:23,217 --> 00:28:24,649
Seriously?

464
00:28:24,651 --> 00:28:27,019
Yeah. Yeah, that's why
I asked you to come.

465
00:28:27,021 --> 00:28:29,490
- You agreed.
- Yeah, that was before I knew it worked.

466
00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:33,292
Look, all I'm saying is
on the scale of possibilities,

467
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,627
going back a year in time
to get your girlfriend back,

468
00:28:35,629 --> 00:28:37,495
it's kind of low-fi.

469
00:28:37,497 --> 00:28:39,066
- Not to me.
- Then what the hell am I doing here?

470
00:28:40,668 --> 00:28:41,602
All right.

471
00:28:42,436 --> 00:28:44,105
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

472
00:28:50,476 --> 00:28:51,976
That was crazy.

473
00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:53,512
That she brought us fries
we didn't order?

474
00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:56,650
No, just seeing her like that.

475
00:29:00,153 --> 00:29:01,455
- Okay.
- These are cheese fries.

476
00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:03,955
Frank's doesn't even make
cheese fries anymore.

477
00:29:03,957 --> 00:29:05,259
This... Oh!

478
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:08,062
We really did
travel through time.

479
00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:09,329
Cheese fry?

480
00:29:12,032 --> 00:29:13,668
That really messed you up, huh?

481
00:29:14,301 --> 00:29:16,905
The last time I saw her,
she was breaking up with me

482
00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:18,939
over and over again.

483
00:29:20,707 --> 00:29:23,577
And now here she is,
at the beginning,

484
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:27,411
before she knew me.

485
00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:28,982
Before I screwed everything up.

486
00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:32,921
All right, I can't look at you
like this anymore.

487
00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:34,054
I'm in.

488
00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:36,722
As long as you agree
that when we do succeed,

489
00:29:36,724 --> 00:29:38,322
your best buddy Evan gets to take
the time machine for a little spin

490
00:29:38,324 --> 00:29:40,425
to witness the birth
of the universe.

491
00:29:40,427 --> 00:29:42,060
- I will not agree to that.
- I'll just go down on Marilyn Monroe.

492
00:29:42,062 --> 00:29:43,695
No. And she's not
gonna have sex with you

493
00:29:43,697 --> 00:29:45,300
- just because you have a time machine.
- She's not?

494
00:29:46,265 --> 00:29:48,399
Okay, then how about I get to
fix my crap year a little?

495
00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:51,102
- Well, what do you have in mind?
- Can I win my Ultimate Frisbee league?

496
00:29:51,104 --> 00:29:54,541
Probably, but only if we get
Debbie back before your game.

497
00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:57,676
All right, I'll take it.
So what are we doing?

498
00:29:57,678 --> 00:29:59,644
What's the mission?
What's the mish?

499
00:29:59,646 --> 00:30:02,317
There's no mish.
This is the starting point.

500
00:30:02,615 --> 00:30:05,516
From here on out, we're
going forwards through time

501
00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:07,487
creating a new universe
as we go.

502
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,588
Don't I have to hit you
with a car?

503
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,323
- You will.
- Not if I know I'm going to.

504
00:30:12,325 --> 00:30:14,192
Okay, well, you might not,

505
00:30:14,194 --> 00:30:17,732
but as soon as we zap out
of these bodies in 25 seconds,

506
00:30:18,465 --> 00:30:20,799
they'll go on doing exactly
what we did before.

507
00:30:20,801 --> 00:30:23,368
I'll go hit on her awkwardly.
Go out.

508
00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:25,337
You hit me with the car.
She comes out to see me.

509
00:30:25,339 --> 00:30:28,275
- I'll come up with a theorem.
- Awesome, let's set shit right.

510
00:30:29,642 --> 00:30:31,810
- What are you doing?
- I gained, like, 30 pounds last year.

511
00:30:31,812 --> 00:30:34,215
I don't need to go on
eating these after we leave.

512
00:30:35,482 --> 00:30:36,384
Okay, last one.

513
00:30:36,749 --> 00:30:38,783
- Oh!
- [groans]

514
00:30:38,785 --> 00:30:40,487
- Ah!
- Ow, where are we?

515
00:30:44,824 --> 00:30:46,126
Good luck.

516
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,764
All right,
I think we're all ready.

517
00:30:51,165 --> 00:30:52,696
So what are we
watching here again, Stillman?

518
00:30:52,698 --> 00:30:54,002
Right. Um...

519
00:30:54,567 --> 00:30:58,736
So, this is considered by many

520
00:30:58,738 --> 00:31:02,073
to be one of the greatest
sci-fi movies ever made.

521
00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:03,678
Wait, dude, we haven't
even started the movie?

522
00:31:07,814 --> 00:31:09,616
And I'm already this excited?

523
00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:13,286
Wow, what a great way to spend the
next three and half hours, huh?

524
00:31:13,553 --> 00:31:17,225
Anyway, this is, like,
my favorite movie ever.

525
00:31:17,858 --> 00:31:22,127
Debbie has never seen it before, so I'm
excited to share it with you guys.

526
00:31:22,129 --> 00:31:25,733
- Yeah! Let's see some aliens. Right?
- Yay.

527
00:31:38,711 --> 00:31:41,646
Holy crap, that movie sucked!

528
00:31:41,648 --> 00:31:43,380
- Yeah, I didn't get that.
- His face... what?

529
00:31:43,382 --> 00:31:45,850
Hey, why was that dude's
face blue, anyway?

530
00:31:45,852 --> 00:31:49,120
- I mean, I must've missed that.
- You know what, guys?

531
00:31:49,122 --> 00:31:51,523
Like, rip into this movie
all you want.

532
00:31:51,525 --> 00:31:53,628
It doesn't bother me
that you don't like it.

533
00:31:54,628 --> 00:31:58,730
Because you are a humanoid who
likes movies that make no sense.

534
00:31:58,732 --> 00:32:01,398
It made perfect sense, Carly,

535
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,135
but you clearly
don't understand it,

536
00:32:03,137 --> 00:32:05,606
and that makes you sound like
a dumb-ass bitch.

537
00:32:07,874 --> 00:32:08,842
Crap.

538
00:32:12,579 --> 00:32:14,311
- Yeah, I didn't get that.
- His face... what?

539
00:32:14,313 --> 00:32:16,848
Hey, why was that dude's
face blue, anyway?

540
00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,716
- I mean, I must've missed that.
- You know what, guys?

541
00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:22,186
Like, it's fine that
you hate this movie, all right?

542
00:32:22,188 --> 00:32:24,358
That is fine!

543
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:29,194
- That's too loud.
- Way too loud.

544
00:32:29,196 --> 00:32:30,628
- Yeah, I didn't get that.
- His face... what?

545
00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:33,330
Hey, why was that dude's
face blue, anyway?

546
00:32:33,332 --> 00:32:35,500
I mean, that made no sense.

547
00:32:35,502 --> 00:32:36,671
[Carly] Yeah.

548
00:32:39,805 --> 00:32:42,307
Hey, man, I can tell
this is upsetting you

549
00:32:42,309 --> 00:32:44,278
and that's not what
any of us want.

550
00:32:45,312 --> 00:32:48,346
- But I didn't say anything.
- We were just having a little fun.

551
00:32:48,348 --> 00:32:50,217
No hard feelings, okay, stud?

552
00:32:51,351 --> 00:32:54,552
- I didn't say anything!
- You didn't have to.

553
00:32:54,554 --> 00:32:56,187
All right, I'm gonna go back.

554
00:32:56,189 --> 00:32:57,589
We can watch it scene by scene.

555
00:32:57,591 --> 00:32:59,523
I'm gonna explain
exactly why you guys...

556
00:32:59,525 --> 00:33:01,292
- Oh, no. We got it.
- We got it.

557
00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,661
His skin is blue because
in the Ceetu-5 galaxy,

558
00:33:03,663 --> 00:33:05,496
they live in ultraviolet.

559
00:33:05,498 --> 00:33:07,831
- Did you... did you not get that?
- I thought it was great.

560
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,603
- I thought it is...
- Oh, my God, no, this isn't working.

561
00:33:09,902 --> 00:33:11,735
After the movie.
After the movie. After...

562
00:33:11,737 --> 00:33:14,638
All right, look, go ahead,
poke fun at the movie.

563
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,840
I have my opinions.
I don't care what you think.

564
00:33:16,842 --> 00:33:18,880
[voice cracking] It's not like
you're hurting my feelings.

565
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,249
- And... crap.
- Dude, this is the worst!

566
00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:26,984
It's taking forever!
It's worse than the movie!

567
00:33:26,986 --> 00:33:28,419
Wait, what are you
talking about?

568
00:33:28,421 --> 00:33:30,321
Okay, I have an idea.
Do it like this.

569
00:33:30,323 --> 00:33:31,856
- Yeah, I didn't get that.
- His face... what?

570
00:33:31,858 --> 00:33:34,658
Hey, why was that dude's
face blue, anyway?

571
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:36,863
- I mean, I must've missed that.
- You know what, guys?

572
00:33:37,496 --> 00:33:41,632
I apologize, and in fact,
pizza is on me tonight.

573
00:33:41,634 --> 00:33:43,501
[doorbell ringing]

574
00:33:43,503 --> 00:33:45,840
- Aw.
- Which is my little way of saying I'm sorry.

575
00:33:46,806 --> 00:33:48,608
Apology accepted.

576
00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:51,611
I am sorry that...

577
00:33:52,012 --> 00:33:54,378
- Here we go.
- Thank you, sir.

578
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:58,250
You clearly
know nothing about movies.

579
00:33:58,252 --> 00:34:01,953
And you clearly misunderstood
such a work of art.

580
00:34:01,955 --> 00:34:03,424
So it's all on us?

581
00:34:04,423 --> 00:34:05,689
You uncultured heathens.

582
00:34:05,691 --> 00:34:09,362
[laughing]

583
00:34:18,305 --> 00:34:20,474
- You saw the way she looked at me?
- I did. It was great.

584
00:34:21,474 --> 00:34:23,441
And I'm so much better
at this game than I was.

585
00:34:23,443 --> 00:34:25,042
I think that's how
she likes me best.

586
00:34:25,044 --> 00:34:27,278
You know, like, confident.

587
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,314
Yeah, for sure.
What's up with the text?

588
00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:30,414
It's still there.

589
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,785
I mean, it was the first stop.

590
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:34,785
What the hell are you wearing?

591
00:34:34,787 --> 00:34:36,454
Rogaine.
I had this stuff all last year

592
00:34:36,456 --> 00:34:37,758
and could never decide
if I needed it.

593
00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:39,460
We both know how that turns out.

594
00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:41,992
It stays on for, like,
half an hour.

595
00:34:41,994 --> 00:34:43,894
- Well, we got two minutes.
- Two minutes till what?

596
00:34:43,896 --> 00:34:45,265
Till we jump out.

597
00:34:46,032 --> 00:34:47,634
We gotta keep moving forward.

598
00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:49,633
Wait, what?

599
00:34:49,635 --> 00:34:50,971
There's nothing left
to fix here.

600
00:34:51,805 --> 00:34:53,537
My hair!

601
00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:55,539
Relax, look, the cap
will stay on after we leave.

602
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,475
Man, that's not the only thing.
I bomb my huge test tomorrow.

603
00:34:58,477 --> 00:35:00,711
So what, you're gonna do,
like, 90 seconds of homework?

604
00:35:00,713 --> 00:35:04,082
- Dude, I cannot flunk out again.
- Then why are you playing video games?

605
00:35:04,084 --> 00:35:05,950
That game was
a major distraction last year.

606
00:35:05,952 --> 00:35:07,051
I had to get it out of the way.

607
00:35:07,053 --> 00:35:08,952
Evan, if you want to graduate,

608
00:35:08,954 --> 00:35:11,488
you have to try and change
your overall attitude.

609
00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:13,490
Wait, that's good.
That's really good.

610
00:35:13,492 --> 00:35:15,760
I should inspire the me
I'm inhabiting now

611
00:35:15,762 --> 00:35:17,796
so when I zap out,
he'll be motivated, yeah?

612
00:35:17,798 --> 00:35:19,497
- Exactly.
- And he won't remember

613
00:35:19,499 --> 00:35:20,868
that I was in control
of this body?

614
00:35:21,501 --> 00:35:22,602
I don't think so.

615
00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:25,336
So, like, this Evan's
gonna look at all this reading

616
00:35:25,338 --> 00:35:26,937
and decide skip it
and smoke a bowl.

617
00:35:26,939 --> 00:35:29,510
Or go back to playing
"Call of Duty."

618
00:35:30,443 --> 00:35:31,512
Or both.

619
00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:34,347
I'm gonna write him a note.

620
00:35:35,448 --> 00:35:36,550
How much time do we have left?

621
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:37,818
Thirty seconds.

622
00:35:44,057 --> 00:35:45,756
- That's your note?
- I don't have time

623
00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:47,360
to craft something more complex!

624
00:35:47,961 --> 00:35:49,397
I'm gonna leave him a message.

625
00:35:51,731 --> 00:35:54,466
Hey, man, so, this semester
don't be, like,

626
00:35:54,468 --> 00:35:55,934
a piece of shit
who doesn't do anything.

627
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,604
- Maybe try...
- Why are you so mean?

628
00:35:58,070 --> 00:36:00,037
You're right. Yeah, I'm sorry.

629
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:02,374
I love you
and you are a shooting star,

630
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:03,944
but you just dick around
too much.

631
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,378
Like a piece of shit sometimes.

632
00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:08,646
And you eat way too much
and you're literally always high

633
00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:11,383
and that's just not ideal for living
up to your awesome full potential.

634
00:36:11,385 --> 00:36:12,352
How much time do we have?

635
00:36:14,454 --> 00:36:17,725
[moaning]

636
00:36:21,528 --> 00:36:23,831
Uh... Evan,
we'll take the stairs.

637
00:36:29,869 --> 00:36:31,638
[sprays]

638
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,874
- Ow!
- Come on.

639
00:36:36,876 --> 00:36:39,412
Evan's probably already up there
and I wanna dance!

640
00:36:39,813 --> 00:36:41,780
Oh, I think it's
up another floor.

641
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,782
- What did the directions say?
- Oh, my phone died.

642
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:45,983
- I don't know.
- How do we know where we're going?

643
00:36:45,985 --> 00:36:48,852
This is it. Top floor.
I feel it.

644
00:36:48,854 --> 00:36:50,888
Hey, yo, oh!

645
00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,890
No, it is not a party up here,

646
00:36:52,892 --> 00:36:55,396
but look at the view!

647
00:36:58,432 --> 00:36:59,898
Hey, you should get
Evan up here,

648
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,434
and we can have
our own little dance party.

649
00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:07,842
- It's locked?
- Yeah.

650
00:37:14,981 --> 00:37:16,550
Hey, wait.

651
00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:18,783
What, you're not really scared,
are you?

652
00:37:18,785 --> 00:37:21,889
No, no, maybe I have,
like, a fear of being confined.

653
00:37:24,858 --> 00:37:26,160
Trapped is a better word.

654
00:37:33,467 --> 00:37:34,501
Hold on.

655
00:37:42,175 --> 00:37:44,077
Wait, what is happening here?

656
00:37:45,077 --> 00:37:46,045
What can I say?

657
00:37:46,912 --> 00:37:49,580
- I'm a nerd of many...
- [lock clicks]

658
00:37:49,582 --> 00:37:50,785
...nerdly obsessions.

659
00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:59,092
I can't believe
you just did that.

660
00:38:13,907 --> 00:38:15,075
Do it again.

661
00:38:34,093 --> 00:38:35,628
[sprays]

662
00:38:37,664 --> 00:38:39,934
Ah. My foot. Again.

663
00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,573
[sprays]

664
00:38:47,173 --> 00:38:49,477
You don't need that...
okay, wait, nobody...

665
00:38:50,977 --> 00:38:52,913
Damn it, my foot.

666
00:38:59,785 --> 00:39:01,753
Do it again.
Do it again.

667
00:39:01,755 --> 00:39:03,687
- Do it again.
- I'm just gonna take that from you.

668
00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:06,323
Less is more. Please keep
your scarf to yourself.

669
00:39:06,325 --> 00:39:08,695
Ah. Ah. Ah!

670
00:39:08,894 --> 00:39:11,164
What is this song?
Damn it, my foot!

671
00:39:11,631 --> 00:39:12,633
I'm losing my mind.

672
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:15,700
And I forgive you.

673
00:39:15,702 --> 00:39:17,568
This is the worst song I've
ever heard in my entire life.

674
00:39:17,570 --> 00:39:19,637
Okay, guys,
this is my corner back here.

675
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:20,805
Right? Private space.

676
00:39:20,807 --> 00:39:22,173
First it's this
and then tomorrow

677
00:39:22,175 --> 00:39:23,608
I don't know the alphabet
and the day after...

678
00:39:23,610 --> 00:39:24,742
Everybody out of my way.
Out of my way.

679
00:39:24,744 --> 00:39:26,945
I gotta go.
Nope. Hello?

680
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,247
[screaming]

681
00:39:30,249 --> 00:39:32,218
[cell phone ringing]

682
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:34,586
[Evan screaming on phone]

683
00:39:34,588 --> 00:39:35,820
- Dude?
- Hey, man.

684
00:39:35,822 --> 00:39:37,754
I think I'm dead.

685
00:39:37,756 --> 00:39:39,222
Either I'm dead or the time
machine's broken or both.

686
00:39:39,224 --> 00:39:40,791
I don't know.
There's people looking at me.

687
00:39:40,793 --> 00:39:42,794
It's Groundhog Day
over here, man.

688
00:39:42,796 --> 00:39:44,164
- Something's up.
- Relax, all right? We're on the roof.

689
00:39:46,832 --> 00:39:48,832
Dude, dude,
that was a nightmare.

690
00:39:48,834 --> 00:39:50,667
That was the all-time
worst elevator ride to hell

691
00:39:50,669 --> 00:39:52,102
over and over and over
and over and over.

692
00:39:52,104 --> 00:39:53,905
- It's kind of my fault.
- Huh?

693
00:39:53,907 --> 00:39:56,207
I kept redoing this perfect
moment with Debbie,

694
00:39:56,209 --> 00:39:59,146
and whenever I redo something,
you gotta redo, too.

695
00:39:59,746 --> 00:40:01,081
If it was perfect,
what are we fixing?

696
00:40:01,981 --> 00:40:04,651
Nothing.
It was just really nice.

697
00:40:05,251 --> 00:40:09,120
Nice? We don't have time
to let my hair stuff set in,

698
00:40:09,122 --> 00:40:10,854
but you get to relive
the best of?

699
00:40:10,856 --> 00:40:13,226
You gonna come dance with me?
You too, Evan.

700
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:22,700
What are you doing?

701
00:40:22,702 --> 00:40:24,001
- I just... I wanna see that again.
- No, no, no, that's it.

702
00:40:24,003 --> 00:40:25,702
- I'm taking over the mission.
- No.

703
00:40:25,704 --> 00:40:26,903
- I'm taking over the mission.
- What? No. Stop.

704
00:40:26,905 --> 00:40:28,840
I'm the mission commander now.

705
00:40:28,842 --> 00:40:30,311
- It's not... it's not a mission.
- You're telling me!

706
00:40:30,843 --> 00:40:33,914
Movie night,
your Houdini lockpick thing.

707
00:40:35,014 --> 00:40:38,316
Man, if we're gonna make this work,
you're gonna need to get into some shit.

708
00:40:38,318 --> 00:40:40,651
Some messy shit.

709
00:40:40,653 --> 00:40:42,720
We need a time when you were full-on
with the stick up your butt.

710
00:40:42,722 --> 00:40:44,722
Like, what about
the camping trip?

711
00:40:44,724 --> 00:40:45,923
Day 276.

712
00:40:45,925 --> 00:40:47,858
[loud dance music playing]

713
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:49,295
It's a party!

714
00:40:49,762 --> 00:40:52,863
- Wasn't that a total disaster?
- Yes, that was and I'm aware

715
00:40:52,865 --> 00:40:55,899
of all the times you're
describing and the camping trip.

716
00:40:55,901 --> 00:40:57,771
I'm just working up
to the big stuff.

717
00:41:05,110 --> 00:41:06,112
You're right.

718
00:41:08,347 --> 00:41:09,749
We gotta get into some shit.

719
00:41:22,394 --> 00:41:25,099
You just... you trusted me
with something, Stillman.

720
00:41:25,465 --> 00:41:27,932
And it really means a lot,

721
00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:30,070
so I kind of want
to trust you with something.

722
00:41:30,369 --> 00:41:32,705
Do you know what
I love about this?

723
00:41:33,706 --> 00:41:35,342
It means you love me
and I know it.

724
00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:40,010
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way.

725
00:41:40,012 --> 00:41:42,412
I'm just... I'm saying it's fine

726
00:41:42,414 --> 00:41:45,483
that you don't necessarily
say it right away.

727
00:41:45,485 --> 00:41:47,117
No, no, I want to say it.

728
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:49,220
I just wanted to play
something for you first.

729
00:41:49,222 --> 00:41:51,392
I'm sorry, I'm just...
what I'm trying to say is

730
00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:55,158
I'm fine with you doing this
in whatever order you want.

731
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,128
- Okay, then why are you bringing it up?
- I'm not.

732
00:41:57,130 --> 00:42:00,700
I'm not... I'm not gonna screw
this up by second-guessing it.

733
00:42:03,068 --> 00:42:05,005
You know what, I've already...
I've already blown it,

734
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,675
so I'm just gonna
do it all again.

735
00:42:07,907 --> 00:42:10,341
- Do what again?
- This whole thing.

736
00:42:10,343 --> 00:42:12,008
Okay, you're gonna love it.

737
00:42:12,010 --> 00:42:13,778
I'm gonna do it
with a bunch of confidence.

738
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:16,816
- It's gonna be great.
- What are you talking about?

739
00:42:19,418 --> 00:42:21,454
[doorbell ringing]

740
00:42:28,494 --> 00:42:30,260
- Hello?
- Hey, hi, Deb.

741
00:42:30,262 --> 00:42:31,896
Sorry, it's Evan.

742
00:42:31,898 --> 00:42:32,997
- I'm looking for Stillman.
- Oh, hey, Evan.

743
00:42:32,999 --> 00:42:34,499
Yeah, I'll buzz you in.

744
00:42:34,501 --> 00:42:36,102
[buzzing]

745
00:42:38,872 --> 00:42:39,773
Hey, Still...

746
00:42:44,244 --> 00:42:46,244
Dude, what are you doing here?

747
00:42:46,246 --> 00:42:47,448
Dude, I lost my keys.

748
00:42:48,916 --> 00:42:51,318
- How do you lose your keys?
- The Evan I zapped into is really high.

749
00:42:51,885 --> 00:42:53,151
Also, he doesn't have his keys.

750
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:54,484
Okay, look, I don't
have time for this.

751
00:42:54,486 --> 00:42:55,789
I'm in the middle
of screwing something up.

752
00:42:56,189 --> 00:42:57,320
- You gotta go.
- What do you mean?

753
00:42:57,322 --> 00:42:58,990
- Oh, hey, Evan.
- Hey.

754
00:42:58,992 --> 00:43:00,260
Wanna come in?

755
00:43:01,093 --> 00:43:03,227
No, thanks, Deb.

756
00:43:03,229 --> 00:43:06,830
I'm really stoned, so I don't wanna
ramble on and ruin your night.

757
00:43:06,832 --> 00:43:08,434
Ooh, yeah.
You got any left?

758
00:43:08,968 --> 00:43:12,206
Uh, good question.

759
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,508
[groans]

760
00:43:18,410 --> 00:43:20,813
Your children
are gonna be so beautiful.

761
00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:24,184
Oh, man, that was out loud.

762
00:43:25,318 --> 00:43:27,220
It doesn't matter. We're doing
this all again, anyway.

763
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:32,860
I don't want kids
until I've done it all.

764
00:43:33,827 --> 00:43:35,162
What is "it all"?

765
00:43:36,595 --> 00:43:41,901
All the adventures. All the mistakes.
All the cookies.

766
00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:44,267
[phone chimes]

767
00:43:44,269 --> 00:43:48,842
- Yes, finally!
- Hey, what you doing up there? Hmm?

768
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:58,381
Well, I just fixed the app

769
00:43:58,383 --> 00:44:00,253
that controls my time machine.

770
00:44:00,887 --> 00:44:03,423
Oh, a time machine. I want one.

771
00:44:04,289 --> 00:44:05,858
And where are we going?

772
00:44:07,059 --> 00:44:08,494
You're not going anywhere.

773
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,595
Now that it's working,
Evan and I are gonna go back

774
00:44:11,597 --> 00:44:14,298
and redo this whole
bizarre situation.

775
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:15,803
No! Why?

776
00:44:16,602 --> 00:44:21,104
Because I love you,
and I screwed it all up

777
00:44:21,106 --> 00:44:24,575
by second or third-guessing it
and that led into a fight.

778
00:44:24,577 --> 00:44:26,209
- And...
- An "I love you" fight.

779
00:44:26,211 --> 00:44:27,547
That's not a real fight.

780
00:44:30,148 --> 00:44:31,551
We love each other, Evan.

781
00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:34,251
I know.

782
00:44:34,253 --> 00:44:36,122
You know?
How long have you known?

783
00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,225
Um...

784
00:44:38,992 --> 00:44:40,526
Impossible for me to tell.

785
00:44:42,294 --> 00:44:43,497
A long time.

786
00:44:45,197 --> 00:44:46,599
Yeah, me, too.

787
00:44:50,535 --> 00:44:55,608
Hey, don't time travel away.
Hmm?

788
00:44:57,075 --> 00:45:00,447
Stay with me here in this
perfectly imperfect moment.

789
00:45:04,617 --> 00:45:05,619
Okay.

790
00:45:10,423 --> 00:45:13,124
- Yo, what the hell was that?
- I have no idea.

791
00:45:13,126 --> 00:45:15,992
I was sure we were toast
when the machine froze up,

792
00:45:15,994 --> 00:45:18,195
and it just...
it all came out beautiful.

793
00:45:18,197 --> 00:45:20,064
- What about the text?
- Oh, it's still there,

794
00:45:20,066 --> 00:45:22,432
- but we gotta be making progress, right?
- Yeah.

795
00:45:22,434 --> 00:45:25,303
I mean, what we did was so
much better than the original.

796
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:29,240
- Oh, a hundred percent. It had to be.
- I feel like I could've said

797
00:45:29,242 --> 00:45:32,108
almost anything to her, and she
would've been cool with it.

798
00:45:32,110 --> 00:45:33,145
Good weed.

799
00:45:33,979 --> 00:45:35,412
I'm glad you were there,
by the way.

800
00:45:35,414 --> 00:45:37,715
- Yeah, you were awesome.
- Thanks, man.

801
00:45:37,717 --> 00:45:40,718
I'm pretty good at, like, reading vibes
and helping people out, you know?

802
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,352
- I think that may be my thing.
- Yeah?

803
00:45:42,354 --> 00:45:45,523
Yeah! I mean, dude,
music theory sucks!

804
00:45:45,525 --> 00:45:47,258
Talk about a stupid major.

805
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:49,392
I should be helping people out,
like last night.

806
00:45:49,394 --> 00:45:51,629
Oh, and, hey,
you know what else?

807
00:45:51,631 --> 00:45:53,196
I'm gonna make sure there is smoke
at each location from here on out.

808
00:45:53,198 --> 00:45:55,534
- That won't be necessary.
- I'll do it anyway.

809
00:45:58,137 --> 00:46:00,073
[guitar strumming]

810
00:46:06,646 --> 00:46:08,546
♪ I'm hoping that you'll come
To your senses ♪

811
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:10,584
♪ And make me yours ♪

812
00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:14,452
♪ Sooner over later because
This one-way fixation ♪

813
00:46:14,454 --> 00:46:16,720
♪ Ain't fun anymore
No, no ♪

814
00:46:16,722 --> 00:46:18,588
♪ Maybe being in control
Of their distraction ♪

815
00:46:18,590 --> 00:46:20,559
♪ Blow your mind away ♪

816
00:46:22,095 --> 00:46:23,660
♪ I'm loving you
I'm crazy to be ♪

817
00:46:23,662 --> 00:46:27,099
♪ Your only choice
And you'd have to stay ♪

818
00:46:31,704 --> 00:46:34,137
- I know her.
- She's good.

819
00:46:34,139 --> 00:46:36,307
- I love your ribbons.
- Thanks.

820
00:46:36,309 --> 00:46:38,577
Hey, do you want to go someplace
quiet where we can talk?

821
00:46:39,244 --> 00:46:40,380
No, thanks.

822
00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,386
Hey, so how'd you take
this moment originally?

823
00:46:47,352 --> 00:46:52,392
- You'll see.
- ♪ Maybe when you're mine ♪

824
00:46:52,657 --> 00:46:54,758
♪ I'll be your favorite
Disruption ♪

825
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,331
♪ Yeah, no ♪

826
00:46:57,764 --> 00:47:02,566
♪ And I wouldn't mind ♪

827
00:47:02,568 --> 00:47:06,372
♪ That it's taking you so long
To let me in ♪

828
00:47:12,711 --> 00:47:14,347
[woman] All right, yeah!

829
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,384
- Whoo!
- Thank you.

830
00:47:21,621 --> 00:47:23,586
Thank you.

831
00:47:23,588 --> 00:47:25,189
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.

832
00:47:25,191 --> 00:47:26,626
- Oh!
- Whoa.

833
00:47:27,526 --> 00:47:29,626
- That was amazing, Debbie.
- Oh, thank you.

834
00:47:29,628 --> 00:47:31,562
- So awesome, Debbie.
- Thanks, guys.

835
00:47:31,564 --> 00:47:33,229
I know it felt really great,
but I just,

836
00:47:33,231 --> 00:47:35,466
like, I can't believe that
I actually did it.

837
00:47:35,468 --> 00:47:37,635
I can't believe we've been hiding
you behind the bar this whole time.

838
00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,702
- What, did you like it?
- Yeah. Come back Thursday.

839
00:47:39,704 --> 00:47:42,173
Let's put you in the weekly show, and
I'll give you a cut from the door.

840
00:47:42,175 --> 00:47:43,343
Oh, wow.

841
00:47:44,077 --> 00:47:47,244
Um, but I think... I think
I'm gonna have to pass on that.

842
00:47:47,246 --> 00:47:49,180
I mean, I'm just not ready,
but thank you.

843
00:47:49,182 --> 00:47:50,784
Okay, suit yourself.

844
00:47:52,318 --> 00:47:55,756
I mean, right? I'm just not feeling,
like, a weekly commitment like this.

845
00:47:58,557 --> 00:48:00,459
You know what?
Maybe I'm making a mistake.

846
00:48:02,695 --> 00:48:04,495
I mean, it felt so good
to get up there,

847
00:48:04,497 --> 00:48:07,200
but I feel like I need
to take a step... a step back.

848
00:48:09,434 --> 00:48:12,336
But maybe that's the universe
telling me not to wait

849
00:48:12,338 --> 00:48:13,707
and to just take a leap.

850
00:48:15,608 --> 00:48:17,541
I should just
trust my gut, right?

851
00:48:17,543 --> 00:48:19,542
That's it. That's it, Debbie,
just trust your gut.

852
00:48:19,544 --> 00:48:21,778
Oh, thank you for the advice.
I love you.

853
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,749
Okay, I'm gonna get us
some drinks.

854
00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:26,352
That was easy.

855
00:48:27,253 --> 00:48:29,189
- Not the first time.
- And?

856
00:48:29,789 --> 00:48:31,491
Um...

857
00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:34,524
It's still there.
Gotta keep moving.

858
00:48:34,526 --> 00:48:35,394
- [groans]
- What?

859
00:48:36,195 --> 00:48:38,195
Dude, my Ultimate championship
is tomorrow.

860
00:48:38,197 --> 00:48:39,896
You said I could win
once you get...

861
00:48:39,898 --> 00:48:41,765
- I'm sorry.
- That D-bag Andy's here talking shit.

862
00:48:41,767 --> 00:48:43,270
No, what'd he say?

863
00:48:43,668 --> 00:48:45,504
- Hey, fellas.
- He's so superior.

864
00:48:45,872 --> 00:48:47,805
- Good luck tomorrow, Evan.
- Now he's mocking me.

865
00:48:47,807 --> 00:48:49,874
- That's nice.
- That's not really mocking.

866
00:48:49,876 --> 00:48:51,742
Look, you must be close
to getting Debbie back,

867
00:48:51,744 --> 00:48:53,443
and I know we can't risk it
with the dumb Frisbee game,

868
00:48:53,445 --> 00:48:55,548
yada yada yada, but I want this.

869
00:48:55,814 --> 00:48:58,149
I know it's your mission
and your broken heart.

870
00:48:58,151 --> 00:49:01,421
I totally get it,
but I just want it.

871
00:49:06,392 --> 00:49:08,225
All right, screw it.

872
00:49:08,227 --> 00:49:09,626
- Screw it?
- Yeah.

873
00:49:09,628 --> 00:49:11,162
- You deserve it.
- Really?

874
00:49:11,164 --> 00:49:13,296
- Yeah, let's do it.
- What about her?

875
00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:14,631
- Any chance that...
- Don't push it.

876
00:49:14,633 --> 00:49:16,269
All right,
let's play some Ultimate.

877
00:50:16,329 --> 00:50:17,464
- [boy] D up!
- [sighs]

878
00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:20,631
Dude, why did you stop?

879
00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:22,499
- I'm just trying to get open.
- No, you got to keep streaking that way.

880
00:50:22,501 --> 00:50:23,669
- It goes long.
- All right.

881
00:50:23,869 --> 00:50:24,771
Who are you?

882
00:50:40,552 --> 00:50:43,255
[cheering]

883
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:52,265
Yes! Oh, oh, my God. Whoo!

884
00:50:52,497 --> 00:50:54,030
Suck it, Andy!

885
00:50:54,032 --> 00:50:55,968
Oh, suck it! I win.

886
00:50:56,468 --> 00:50:58,237
You lose. In your face.

887
00:50:58,637 --> 00:50:59,706
Suck it.

888
00:51:06,945 --> 00:51:08,044
Can I?

889
00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:10,483
[cheering]

890
00:51:11,450 --> 00:51:12,352
Oh!

891
00:51:19,425 --> 00:51:20,760
You played your heart out.

892
00:51:23,796 --> 00:51:25,799
- Thanks, man.
- Ready to go?

893
00:51:26,465 --> 00:51:29,436
Dude, it's Blue Ribbons girl.
Oh, she's here.

894
00:51:30,635 --> 00:51:31,704
We're here.

895
00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,343
- Hurry up.
- You're the best.

896
00:51:43,749 --> 00:51:44,818
Hi.

897
00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:46,519
Hi.

898
00:51:47,753 --> 00:51:49,653
That was an amazing game.

899
00:51:49,655 --> 00:51:50,957
I won it for you.

900
00:51:52,590 --> 00:51:53,492
Really?

901
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,463
No, not really.
That was a dumb thing to say.

902
00:51:59,398 --> 00:52:01,334
- What does that mean?
- Oh, nothing.

903
00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:11,677
God, I cannot wait
to see you naked.

904
00:52:12,945 --> 00:52:15,012
- You're disgusting.
- No, I know.

905
00:52:15,014 --> 00:52:16,582
But you won't always think so.

906
00:52:17,749 --> 00:52:19,585
Hey, man, let's go.
Start it up, yeah?

907
00:52:20,019 --> 00:52:22,689
- It's getting really weird over here.
- I can't.

908
00:52:26,124 --> 00:52:27,559
Will you excuse me for a sec?

909
00:52:33,131 --> 00:52:35,466
- What do you mean you can't?
- It's frozen.

910
00:52:35,468 --> 00:52:37,133
Are you kidding? 'Cause I just said
some very crude things to her.

911
00:52:37,135 --> 00:52:39,370
- Why?
- 'Cause I thought

912
00:52:39,372 --> 00:52:40,671
- I could get away with it, that's why.
- Well, I don't know.

913
00:52:40,673 --> 00:52:42,441
It's locked me out.

914
00:52:43,441 --> 00:52:45,376
The same thing happened
when I kept redoing the rooftop.

915
00:52:45,378 --> 00:52:47,611
- You broke our time machine?
- No, I haven't broken it, Evan.

916
00:52:47,613 --> 00:52:49,579
It's just not responding.

917
00:52:49,581 --> 00:52:51,648
- Probably because of this Frisbee game.
- So we just have to leave

918
00:52:51,650 --> 00:52:53,586
- that conversation the way it is?
- Well, who cares about her?

919
00:52:55,086 --> 00:52:56,755
No offense.

920
00:52:58,124 --> 00:52:59,559
Evan, look, if I don't get this
working, I'm gonna lose Debbie.

921
00:53:04,829 --> 00:53:07,800
[cell phone ringing]

922
00:53:08,867 --> 00:53:09,968
It's Ryan.

923
00:53:11,169 --> 00:53:12,604
I'll call him back later.

924
00:53:19,945 --> 00:53:22,044
You don't like him, do you?

925
00:53:22,046 --> 00:53:24,583
- I didn't say anything.
- You didn't have to.

926
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,053
I like Ryan, all right?
Of course I like him.

927
00:53:33,691 --> 00:53:35,425
Come on!

928
00:53:35,427 --> 00:53:37,429
Will you put your stupid
phone down for one second?

929
00:53:44,570 --> 00:53:45,705
I'm sorry.

930
00:53:48,773 --> 00:53:50,576
Come on, share.

931
00:53:53,111 --> 00:53:57,784
Look, he just... he seems like
he wants to hook up with you.

932
00:53:59,918 --> 00:54:01,553
- He's gay.
- I know.

933
00:54:02,555 --> 00:54:03,857
That's how he gets in so close.

934
00:54:05,957 --> 00:54:08,695
Well, I'm glad you told me
how you feel.

935
00:54:09,628 --> 00:54:10,830
Now it's out there.

936
00:54:11,130 --> 00:54:12,131
Yeah.

937
00:54:13,965 --> 00:54:15,765
Okay, Ryan has
been there for me

938
00:54:15,767 --> 00:54:18,771
through what were easily
the worst times of my life.

939
00:54:20,139 --> 00:54:21,771
So he and I share a bond

940
00:54:21,773 --> 00:54:25,110
that goes far deeper
than anything sexual.

941
00:54:25,878 --> 00:54:27,580
Oh, great.

942
00:54:30,849 --> 00:54:32,184
Listen to me, babe.

943
00:54:34,019 --> 00:54:36,022
You have to have
some faith in me.

944
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:39,691
Okay?

945
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:45,695
Hey, and remember he invited us
to that summer camp

946
00:54:45,697 --> 00:54:49,868
that someone's dad owns
or something?

947
00:54:50,802 --> 00:54:53,269
Anyway, we're gonna have
the whole place to ourselves

948
00:54:53,271 --> 00:54:55,506
and it's gonna be
an awesome blowout

949
00:54:55,508 --> 00:54:57,944
and I want us to just have fun!

950
00:54:58,811 --> 00:55:01,046
Yeah? And I don't want it
to be weird.

951
00:55:03,916 --> 00:55:04,851
It won't.

952
00:55:06,684 --> 00:55:07,753
Don't worry.

953
00:55:08,787 --> 00:55:09,823
Okay.

954
00:55:16,128 --> 00:55:18,064
[phone chimes]

955
00:56:00,939 --> 00:56:02,941
[cell phone ringing]

956
00:56:03,207 --> 00:56:05,341
- What's up, man?
- Hey, dude, where are you?

957
00:56:05,343 --> 00:56:07,213
[whispering] In the library
with my new study group.

958
00:56:07,713 --> 00:56:09,946
Since when do you have
a study group?

959
00:56:09,948 --> 00:56:11,981
Since I changed my major
to psych.

960
00:56:11,983 --> 00:56:13,816
Hey, when you're done, do you
think I can go talk to Freud?

961
00:56:13,818 --> 00:56:15,721
I need some answers
I'm not getting from the text.

962
00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:19,892
Yeah, I can do it.
You don't know.

963
00:56:20,325 --> 00:56:21,925
Evan, I need to talk to you.

964
00:56:21,927 --> 00:56:23,160
Can you meet me
in front of the library

965
00:56:23,162 --> 00:56:25,729
- in, like, five minutes?
- That's fine.

966
00:56:25,731 --> 00:56:27,300
I'm pretty sure they're gonna
ask me to leave anyway.

967
00:56:29,934 --> 00:56:30,969
Yep, I'll be right there.

968
00:56:31,936 --> 00:56:33,769
Oh, I'm screwed.

969
00:56:33,771 --> 00:56:35,905
- Why? You said you fixed the program.
- Sort of.

970
00:56:35,907 --> 00:56:38,010
I can get it to move forward
and that's it.

971
00:56:39,711 --> 00:56:41,611
Well, okay, so then
let's just get out of here

972
00:56:41,613 --> 00:56:43,347
before we're stuck
in this ancient civilization.

973
00:56:43,349 --> 00:56:44,981
Dude, you have made
so much progress.

974
00:56:44,983 --> 00:56:46,649
You'll probably get back
together once we're home.

975
00:56:46,651 --> 00:56:48,153
Not while this
is still an issue.

976
00:56:48,887 --> 00:56:51,220
I gotta face this weekend
head-on.

977
00:56:51,222 --> 00:56:53,890
The weekend where she got down and
dirty at the sexy gay firepit rave?

978
00:56:53,892 --> 00:56:55,892
Exactly. Technically,
that's not what happened.

979
00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:58,361
It's kind of how it felt,
though.

980
00:56:58,363 --> 00:57:00,097
And this is all because she called you out
on being jealous of her gay best friend?

981
00:57:00,099 --> 00:57:01,664
- Bi best friend.
- I thought he slept with dudes?

982
00:57:01,666 --> 00:57:02,935
Look, you're missing the point.

983
00:57:03,901 --> 00:57:06,303
None of these dudes
care about gay or bi.

984
00:57:06,305 --> 00:57:09,071
They're just a bunch of gorgeous

985
00:57:09,073 --> 00:57:11,707
freethinking human beings
with a ton of glow paint,

986
00:57:11,709 --> 00:57:13,579
no clothes, less boundaries,

987
00:57:13,878 --> 00:57:17,046
and I gotta spend the weekend with
their leader, armed with nothing

988
00:57:17,048 --> 00:57:19,015
but a time machine
that only moves forward.

989
00:57:19,017 --> 00:57:21,852
So I gotta get everything right
the first time around.

990
00:57:21,854 --> 00:57:23,189
- Second time around.
- Whatever.

991
00:57:23,889 --> 00:57:27,059
Okay, so what do you have
to change about all of it?

992
00:57:28,894 --> 00:57:30,229
I gotta be cool with it.

993
00:57:32,965 --> 00:57:34,100
Yeah, you may be screwed.

994
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:37,166
[cheering]

995
00:57:37,168 --> 00:57:40,038
[loud dance music playing]

996
00:57:45,878 --> 00:57:47,410
Hey, guys! There you are.

997
00:57:47,412 --> 00:57:50,949
You made it, my favorite couple!

998
00:57:52,351 --> 00:57:53,852
You're the sweetest.

999
00:57:54,086 --> 00:57:55,722
I'm so glad you guys made it.

1000
00:57:56,088 --> 00:57:58,421
- And it's so great you guys made it work.
- Yeah?

1001
00:57:58,423 --> 00:58:00,856
- You know? You know?
- Stop it now.

1002
00:58:00,858 --> 00:58:03,829
Because this one can't be
with just anyone, you know?

1003
00:58:04,162 --> 00:58:06,229
- Seriously.
- All right, stop, Ryan.

1004
00:58:06,231 --> 00:58:09,332
No, I mean, seriously. You have
to be the right kind of man...

1005
00:58:09,334 --> 00:58:13,736
or person, I should say...
to give her what she needs.

1006
00:58:13,738 --> 00:58:17,039
- Aw.
- Right? Right?

1007
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,441
- Oh!
- You know?

1008
00:58:18,443 --> 00:58:20,112
- Yeah.
- You know?

1009
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,017
Come on, man.
I'm just having some fun.

1010
00:58:24,282 --> 00:58:27,085
Yeah. No, so am I.
Let's have fun.

1011
00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:30,287
Excuse me.

1012
00:58:30,289 --> 00:58:32,088
- I should...
- Oh, would you?

1013
00:58:32,090 --> 00:58:33,291
- Of course.
- Great.

1014
00:58:36,294 --> 00:58:38,398
- Well?
- Shall we party?

1015
00:58:39,197 --> 00:58:41,198
Ah! [groans]

1016
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,435
That never sucks less.

1017
00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:01,153
[cell phone ringing]

1018
00:59:01,986 --> 00:59:04,387
- What's up, man?
- Yo, I have no idea where I am right now.

1019
00:59:04,389 --> 00:59:07,224
I'm in a completely empty apartment
that I've never seen before.

1020
00:59:07,226 --> 00:59:10,160
You're probably in a new event.
Something we didn't do last time.

1021
00:59:10,162 --> 00:59:12,762
Something that's happening
because of the changes we made?

1022
00:59:12,764 --> 00:59:15,932
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Wait,
does nothing look familiar?

1023
00:59:15,934 --> 00:59:17,003
Uh-uh.

1024
00:59:18,204 --> 00:59:20,406
There's just a lone box on
the floor in front of me.

1025
00:59:20,838 --> 00:59:21,940
Well, what's in it?

1026
00:59:22,775 --> 00:59:24,177
I'm kind of scared to open it.

1027
00:59:24,977 --> 00:59:28,010
- Oh, what's in the box?
- What's in the box?

1028
00:59:28,012 --> 00:59:31,381
- What's in the box?
- You know what? Relax.

1029
00:59:31,383 --> 00:59:33,886
- It'll all come to you in a second.
- How's it going over there?

1030
00:59:34,186 --> 00:59:36,986
Fabulously.
You wanna come back me up?

1031
00:59:36,988 --> 00:59:38,789
Man, if I'm serious
about Evan improvement,

1032
00:59:38,791 --> 00:59:40,959
I gotta be more selective
about how I spend my time.

1033
00:59:41,325 --> 00:59:44,030
It's fine. I've come too far.

1034
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,332
Hi.

1035
00:59:49,334 --> 00:59:50,867
Holy crap, dude.
It's Blue Ribbons girl.

1036
00:59:50,869 --> 00:59:52,334
I wonder if we're dating.

1037
00:59:52,336 --> 00:59:53,905
What do you think her real name is?
I gotta go.

1038
00:59:59,110 --> 01:00:01,945
- So, you just let them touch you all over?
- Well, we're dancing.

1039
01:00:01,947 --> 01:00:03,847
- Yeah, we were dancing.
- That's not dancing.

1040
01:00:03,849 --> 01:00:05,215
- I was just having fun. It's a party!
- They were...

1041
01:00:05,217 --> 01:00:06,952
So what,
you want to go home?

1042
01:00:08,486 --> 01:00:10,756
Come on, man. Too close.

1043
01:00:18,162 --> 01:00:20,432
Rebecca had to take off
'cause of the rain.

1044
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,070
Do you think you can handle
the couch by yourself?

1045
01:00:25,604 --> 01:00:27,173
Of course.

1046
01:00:27,606 --> 01:00:29,142
Thank you so much.

1047
01:00:31,075 --> 01:00:33,278
You're moving! I'm helping.

1048
01:00:34,278 --> 01:00:37,115
- You sure are.
- Totally. One couch coming up.

1049
01:00:42,954 --> 01:00:44,456
Hey, where'd
Stillman run off to?

1050
01:00:48,126 --> 01:00:50,463
[Stillman howling]

1051
01:00:50,928 --> 01:00:53,832
[vocalizing]

1052
01:00:55,601 --> 01:00:56,501
Hey!

1053
01:00:57,436 --> 01:00:58,968
What's he doing?

1054
01:00:58,970 --> 01:01:00,503
- His thing.
- Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.

1055
01:01:00,505 --> 01:01:02,338
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.

1056
01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,006
Debbie, Deb, Debbie,
Debbie, Debbie.

1057
01:01:04,008 --> 01:01:05,908
Oh, Debbie, Debbie,
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.

1058
01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:08,414
Come on, come on, come on.
Where's the music?

1059
01:01:09,113 --> 01:01:12,083
Fire. Fire. Yeah!

1060
01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:15,220
[dance music starts]

1061
01:02:36,068 --> 01:02:40,006
[Stillman] Honestly,
I feel like I belong here

1062
01:02:40,305 --> 01:02:41,640
and that's all Debbie.

1063
01:02:42,206 --> 01:02:44,106
I used to hate parties.

1064
01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:46,508
I didn't know where to stand
or who to talk to.

1065
01:02:46,510 --> 01:02:48,044
Totally.

1066
01:02:48,046 --> 01:02:49,582
But she showed me
it doesn't matter.

1067
01:02:50,247 --> 01:02:51,648
Especially with you guys.

1068
01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:53,716
Like, it's just cool
to hang out anywhere

1069
01:02:53,718 --> 01:02:55,285
and be with anyone.

1070
01:02:55,287 --> 01:02:57,220
I am so glad you feel that way.

1071
01:02:57,222 --> 01:03:00,191
Now, would you mind leaving
so we could, you know, hook up?

1072
01:03:04,095 --> 01:03:07,099
Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally.

1073
01:03:08,066 --> 01:03:09,135
Totally.

1074
01:03:09,534 --> 01:03:12,371
My mistake. Have fun.

1075
01:03:13,271 --> 01:03:14,771
[yawning]

1076
01:03:14,773 --> 01:03:16,338
There you are.

1077
01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:18,343
- You ready for bed?
- No.

1078
01:03:20,012 --> 01:03:21,514
I don't want this party to end.

1079
01:03:23,014 --> 01:03:24,316
You wanna go for a swim?

1080
01:03:27,084 --> 01:03:29,220
There's, like, No Swimming signs
all over the place.

1081
01:03:29,588 --> 01:03:32,158
Yeah, no, I saw those.
Maybe we shouldn't.

1082
01:03:32,691 --> 01:03:35,227
- I'm sure it will be fine.
- It looks cold.

1083
01:03:35,660 --> 01:03:37,626
Yeah, well, they say
it's basically melted snow

1084
01:03:37,628 --> 01:03:39,262
coming down off the mountain,

1085
01:03:39,264 --> 01:03:40,662
so I'm sure it's gonna be,
like, a little...

1086
01:03:40,664 --> 01:03:42,133
[screams]

1087
01:03:43,535 --> 01:03:45,204
- No, I'm good.
- Oh.

1088
01:03:48,072 --> 01:03:49,238
[yelling]

1089
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,640
Oh, my God!

1090
01:03:50,642 --> 01:03:52,508
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna do it!

1091
01:03:52,510 --> 01:03:53,642
- It's so cold!
- I'm gonna jump in!

1092
01:03:53,644 --> 01:03:55,044
- I'm gonna do it!
- It's so cold!

1093
01:03:55,046 --> 01:03:56,312
- I'm gonna do it!
- No, don't do it!

1094
01:03:56,314 --> 01:03:58,180
No, no, no, don't,
don't come in.

1095
01:03:58,182 --> 01:03:59,251
Oh, my God!

1096
01:04:00,552 --> 01:04:02,619
- That was insane!
- I'm so cold!

1097
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:05,088
Ah, it's so much colder
than it looks!

1098
01:04:05,090 --> 01:04:06,691
I can't believe
you just did that.

1099
01:04:07,159 --> 01:04:09,494
- I'm just having fun.
- [laughing]

1100
01:04:09,693 --> 01:04:13,465
Well, your lips are blue,
but are you having fun?

1101
01:04:13,697 --> 01:04:15,564
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1102
01:04:15,566 --> 01:04:17,166
- This is the best party ever.
- Oh, good, I was worried.

1103
01:04:17,168 --> 01:04:19,234
It's kind of crazy.

1104
01:04:19,236 --> 01:04:21,407
You know my saying. You gotta...
you gotta go with the flow.

1105
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:24,376
Do you say that?

1106
01:04:25,110 --> 01:04:26,512
- Oh.
- I'm trying it out.

1107
01:04:28,146 --> 01:04:29,381
Well, I like it.

1108
01:04:32,084 --> 01:04:34,517
Oh, my God, they're actually, like, frozen.
We have to get you inside.

1109
01:04:34,519 --> 01:04:35,755
- Okay.
- Okay, come on.

1110
01:05:11,889 --> 01:05:12,824
Yes!

1111
01:05:29,441 --> 01:05:33,779
[screaming]

1112
01:05:35,780 --> 01:05:40,119
Whoo! Yeah!

1113
01:05:41,686 --> 01:05:44,155
Ah! [gasps]

1114
01:05:45,456 --> 01:05:46,923
You are so sweet to do this.

1115
01:05:46,925 --> 01:05:49,662
- Yeah!
- Sorry it went so late.

1116
01:05:52,597 --> 01:05:55,468
You know, I didn't like you
when we first met.

1117
01:05:55,901 --> 01:05:57,570
Yeah, I know.

1118
01:05:58,503 --> 01:06:01,740
And I realize I have done a whole
lot to try to win you over.

1119
01:06:02,474 --> 01:06:03,476
Maybe.

1120
01:06:04,843 --> 01:06:05,878
Maybe?

1121
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,448
[exhales]

1122
01:06:11,715 --> 01:06:13,585
You should get that
wheezing looked at

1123
01:06:13,952 --> 01:06:15,718
[cell phone ringing]

1124
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:16,622
What?

1125
01:06:17,923 --> 01:06:19,555
- What's up?
- Dude, we did it.

1126
01:06:19,557 --> 01:06:21,490
- The text is gone.
- We did it?

1127
01:06:21,492 --> 01:06:23,725
That's fantastic, man!
All right!

1128
01:06:23,727 --> 01:06:25,227
All right,
I'm getting us out of here.

1129
01:06:25,229 --> 01:06:26,331
Great work.

1130
01:06:28,432 --> 01:06:30,399
So I was gonna check out
my new shower.

1131
01:06:30,401 --> 01:06:32,470
- Okay.
- Wanna join me?

1132
01:06:40,378 --> 01:06:42,245
No. No, no, no, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.

1133
01:06:42,247 --> 01:06:43,282
Wait, wait, wait, Stillman.

1134
01:06:47,885 --> 01:06:50,588
- That's it?
- Oh, man!

1135
01:06:50,921 --> 01:06:52,722
- This is it.
- You gotta send me back.

1136
01:06:52,724 --> 01:06:54,591
- We did it.
- Stillman, you gotta send me back

1137
01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:55,490
- to Blue Ribbons right now.
- What are you talking about?

1138
01:06:55,492 --> 01:06:56,528
We did it.

1139
01:06:57,762 --> 01:07:00,262
- We did it.
- Okay, we did it.

1140
01:07:00,264 --> 01:07:01,497
- We totally did it.
- Yeah!

1141
01:07:01,499 --> 01:07:03,269
You did it. I did it.

1142
01:07:03,767 --> 01:07:05,901
I did some major Evan redesign,
right?

1143
01:07:05,903 --> 01:07:07,206
Oh, let me see.

1144
01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:11,874
No. No!

1145
01:07:11,876 --> 01:07:13,312
No, are you kidding?

1146
01:07:14,445 --> 01:07:15,648
I'm sorry, man.

1147
01:07:16,948 --> 01:07:18,349
That's it, I'm taking the time
machine back to the shower.

1148
01:07:19,651 --> 01:07:22,221
- Time...
- It's gone.

1149
01:07:23,755 --> 01:07:24,789
It's all gone.

1150
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:27,293
Wait, why?

1151
01:07:28,927 --> 01:07:30,526
Because we never break up.

1152
01:07:30,528 --> 01:07:32,765
We don't break up,
I don't build it.

1153
01:07:33,697 --> 01:07:35,564
All the changes we've made
caught up to us

1154
01:07:35,566 --> 01:07:37,202
when we jumped forward.

1155
01:07:37,468 --> 01:07:39,501
This trip was a massive rip!

1156
01:07:39,503 --> 01:07:42,674
No! What? We got her back, man.

1157
01:07:43,441 --> 01:07:45,744
And I could not have done this
without you.

1158
01:07:46,378 --> 01:07:47,947
I hope that counts
for something.

1159
01:07:50,414 --> 01:07:51,382
Yeah.

1160
01:07:53,050 --> 01:07:54,452
Yeah, okay.

1161
01:07:56,287 --> 01:07:57,389
Call her.

1162
01:08:00,691 --> 01:08:01,659
Yeah.

1163
01:08:09,867 --> 01:08:11,334
It's ringing.

1164
01:08:11,336 --> 01:08:12,972
- [Debbie] Hey.
- Hey.

1165
01:08:13,537 --> 01:08:14,673
What's up?

1166
01:08:16,508 --> 01:08:18,443
Nothing,
I'm just calling to say hi.

1167
01:08:19,009 --> 01:08:20,245
Hi.

1168
01:08:21,312 --> 01:08:24,547
Was that it or did you have
something else?

1169
01:08:24,549 --> 01:08:27,519
It's just... it's just good
to hear your voice.

1170
01:08:27,751 --> 01:08:29,385
Nice.

1171
01:08:29,387 --> 01:08:30,488
You wanna come over
and hang out?

1172
01:08:31,388 --> 01:08:35,460
Yes, yes, yes,
I'll be over very soon.

1173
01:08:36,094 --> 01:08:37,463
Okay, bye-bye.

1174
01:08:40,698 --> 01:08:42,934
Okay. I was nervous.

1175
01:08:43,934 --> 01:08:45,303
No more redos.

1176
01:08:50,008 --> 01:08:51,010
Okay.

1177
01:09:13,130 --> 01:09:14,299
Hi.

1178
01:09:16,401 --> 01:09:17,833
- Hi.
- Debbie.

1179
01:09:17,835 --> 01:09:18,836
Hey.

1180
01:09:19,838 --> 01:09:23,075
Oh. I love you so much.

1181
01:09:24,108 --> 01:09:25,544
I love you, too.

1182
01:09:26,844 --> 01:09:28,313
Hey, what's wrong?

1183
01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:30,349
Nothing. Oh!

1184
01:09:31,982 --> 01:09:33,451
Everything's perfect.

1185
01:09:33,684 --> 01:09:35,016
Yeah?

1186
01:09:35,018 --> 01:09:37,322
- I wanna make love to you.
- Oh, okay.

1187
01:09:57,842 --> 01:09:59,745
- You wanna order?
- Mmm.

1188
01:10:00,577 --> 01:10:01,843
That would be amazing.

1189
01:10:01,845 --> 01:10:03,648
Yeah? Okay.

1190
01:10:06,049 --> 01:10:09,520
You know, I could lay here
with you forever.

1191
01:10:10,522 --> 01:10:11,823
Order extra then.

1192
01:10:14,558 --> 01:10:18,062
Hey, are we still gonna see that
samurai movie for your birthday?

1193
01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:23,501
You know, I was thinking we could
do something a bit more special.

1194
01:10:23,934 --> 01:10:27,803
Maybe dinner
at the Maddox House.

1195
01:10:27,805 --> 01:10:29,808
Ooh, fancy.

1196
01:10:31,209 --> 01:10:34,046
- Just us or with other people?
- Just us.

1197
01:10:34,612 --> 01:10:36,044
Okay.

1198
01:10:36,046 --> 01:10:38,150
I wanna spend my birthday
with my favorite person.

1199
01:10:39,517 --> 01:10:40,753
That would be perfect.

1200
01:10:56,768 --> 01:10:58,804
- There you are.
- Sorry I'm late.

1201
01:10:59,170 --> 01:11:00,839
They gave our table away.

1202
01:11:01,738 --> 01:11:03,040
What, after five minutes?

1203
01:11:03,508 --> 01:11:06,144
After an hour and five minutes.

1204
01:11:07,245 --> 01:11:08,714
Reservation was at 8:00.

1205
01:11:09,246 --> 01:11:12,181
- Oh, God, so sorry.
- Yeah, I texted you.

1206
01:11:12,183 --> 01:11:14,720
- You know, eight o'clock.
- Oh, my phone died.

1207
01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:16,889
Why wasn't it charged?

1208
01:11:17,621 --> 01:11:20,155
Forgot. You know,
I figured it didn't matter

1209
01:11:20,157 --> 01:11:23,161
because my only responsibility
was to meet you here at 9:00.

1210
01:11:23,661 --> 01:11:26,965
- 8:00.
- Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I know.

1211
01:11:27,732 --> 01:11:29,535
You wanna go sit at the bar?

1212
01:11:29,933 --> 01:11:34,136
There isn't a bar.
And I am super hungry.

1213
01:11:34,138 --> 01:11:38,210
Like same hunger level
as Marvin?

1214
01:11:39,611 --> 01:11:40,813
Starvin'?

1215
01:11:43,013 --> 01:11:44,048
No?

1216
01:11:46,550 --> 01:11:47,919
So hangry hungry?

1217
01:11:49,286 --> 01:11:51,887
Please say what you're feeling.

1218
01:11:51,889 --> 01:11:56,225
Well, okay, I feel like you
should've been on time for dinner.

1219
01:11:56,227 --> 01:11:58,927
Yes, I get that,
and I apologize...

1220
01:11:58,929 --> 01:12:02,030
I feel it's super simple
to keep your phone charged

1221
01:12:02,032 --> 01:12:06,068
so then you can be on time for
special events like birthdays

1222
01:12:06,070 --> 01:12:08,840
and then I'm not
the only one working on...

1223
01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:12,173
What, this relationship?

1224
01:12:12,175 --> 01:12:13,909
- Is that what you think?
- No. No.

1225
01:12:13,911 --> 01:12:16,145
- It's...
- Listen, I'm not sure

1226
01:12:16,147 --> 01:12:19,248
what you meant by that,
but it kind of sounds like

1227
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:22,754
you're tapping into something
that is no longer about dinner.

1228
01:12:23,054 --> 01:12:25,157
I'm sorry. Okay, I'm tired.

1229
01:12:26,624 --> 01:12:29,728
I just... I just wanted this
to be a perfect evening.

1230
01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:36,201
It still can be.

1231
01:12:37,969 --> 01:12:40,770
Come on, why don't
we just go for a wander

1232
01:12:40,772 --> 01:12:44,142
and see if we can find
a cool, little spot, hmm?

1233
01:12:57,722 --> 01:12:59,754
Oh, here it is.

1234
01:12:59,756 --> 01:13:01,324
Hey, we should...
should we sing?

1235
01:13:01,326 --> 01:13:02,761
We should sing for him, right?

1236
01:13:03,594 --> 01:13:04,595
No?

1237
01:13:05,729 --> 01:13:06,932
Make a wish.

1238
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:10,568
You didn't close your eyes.
You have to close your eyes.

1239
01:13:11,235 --> 01:13:13,738
Otherwise the wish
doesn't come true, you know?

1240
01:13:14,906 --> 01:13:16,338
You wanna do it again?

1241
01:13:16,340 --> 01:13:18,074
Dude, that sounds like
the worst birthday

1242
01:13:18,076 --> 01:13:20,309
since the year my mom
hooked up with that clown.

1243
01:13:20,311 --> 01:13:22,648
I just wish I didn't get so mad.

1244
01:13:23,113 --> 01:13:25,314
Well, why not?
I mean, she messed up.

1245
01:13:25,316 --> 01:13:27,016
- Didn't she?
- Yeah.

1246
01:13:27,018 --> 01:13:29,318
Yeah, but it was
our first big night together

1247
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,654
since we got back,
and I just feel crappy.

1248
01:13:31,656 --> 01:13:33,759
Hey, you're together,
aren't you?

1249
01:13:34,659 --> 01:13:36,094
At least you made
this year better.

1250
01:13:37,228 --> 01:13:40,061
Oh, well, you graduated,
didn't you?

1251
01:13:40,063 --> 01:13:42,066
I still work at a freaking
Price-N-Nice!

1252
01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,668
I gotta be careful
how loudly I scream that.

1253
01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:48,307
Dude, you did a few sit-ups,
and you changed your major.

1254
01:13:49,206 --> 01:13:51,106
- What did you expect?
- Something cooler

1255
01:13:51,108 --> 01:13:53,074
to come from
traveling through time.

1256
01:13:53,076 --> 01:13:55,077
Cooler than winning
your Ultimate Frisbee league?

1257
01:13:55,079 --> 01:13:56,846
Yes!

1258
01:13:56,848 --> 01:13:58,913
- I told you going into this that...
- I know.

1259
01:13:58,915 --> 01:14:01,883
I know, but I was thinking that
maybe another time adventure.

1260
01:14:01,885 --> 01:14:04,990
- This one a little more Evan-centric...
- No, there is no...

1261
01:14:05,356 --> 01:14:07,722
The machine is gone.
The machine is gone.

1262
01:14:07,724 --> 01:14:09,225
- What does that even mean? Draw it up.
- Do you understand? I can't.

1263
01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:10,659
- We hop back. We hop back out.
- It is gone!

1264
01:14:10,661 --> 01:14:12,293
The machine is not there
forever.

1265
01:14:12,295 --> 01:14:13,331
Yeah, yeah.

1266
01:14:14,433 --> 01:14:16,802
Don't you go obsessing
about it either then, all right?

1267
01:14:17,035 --> 01:14:18,236
Fights happen all the time.

1268
01:14:20,237 --> 01:14:21,205
[man] Evan?

1269
01:14:25,910 --> 01:14:27,112
Not again.

1270
01:14:29,046 --> 01:14:31,047
All right, now,
what do I always say?

1271
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:33,215
Price-N-Nice is not
just a job, it's a...

1272
01:14:33,217 --> 01:14:34,449
Burden.

1273
01:14:34,451 --> 01:14:36,088
- Family. I say family.
- Family.

1274
01:17:09,307 --> 01:17:11,039
[Evan]
Yeah, dude, that's what I said.

1275
01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:12,106
Okay.

1276
01:17:12,108 --> 01:17:15,211
[laughter]

1277
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,247
[glass clinking]

1278
01:17:17,214 --> 01:17:20,114
I would like to make
a toast to great friends.

1279
01:17:20,116 --> 01:17:21,950
- Thank you for coming.
- Whoo!

1280
01:17:21,952 --> 01:17:23,254
Debbie and I are lucky
to have you.

1281
01:17:27,592 --> 01:17:31,028
Oh, hey, get ready 'cause literally
every meal Debbie makes is perfect.

1282
01:17:31,295 --> 01:17:33,532
Well, whatever we're having
smells amazing.

1283
01:17:34,932 --> 01:17:36,367
Oh, crap! Crap!

1284
01:17:38,603 --> 01:17:40,405
- Excuse me.
- Crap.

1285
01:17:44,875 --> 01:17:47,543
- Oh, no!
- It was only supposed to be in 15 minutes.

1286
01:17:47,545 --> 01:17:48,977
How long has it been in there?

1287
01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:52,017
An hour,
give or take 15 minutes.

1288
01:17:54,652 --> 01:17:56,051
What happened?

1289
01:17:56,053 --> 01:17:57,586
I don't know.
I don't know.

1290
01:17:57,588 --> 01:17:59,555
I guess I must've just
spaced out.

1291
01:17:59,557 --> 01:18:01,390
So much for the perfect meal.

1292
01:18:01,392 --> 01:18:03,094
God, I'm so stupid.

1293
01:18:04,061 --> 01:18:08,200
How can I help? Debbie knows
I'm no slouch in the kitchen.

1294
01:18:09,032 --> 01:18:10,602
Shut up, Ryan.

1295
01:18:12,969 --> 01:18:14,171
Stillman!

1296
01:18:44,134 --> 01:18:48,205
- The salmon go in?
- Hmm? Oh, yeah, just now.

1297
01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:51,209
- Great.
- [ticking]

1298
01:18:51,575 --> 01:18:54,142
- That was amazing.
- Such a perfect night, man.

1299
01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:55,276
Thanks.

1300
01:18:55,278 --> 01:18:57,145
- Allison's great.
- I know!

1301
01:18:57,147 --> 01:18:58,883
- Right?
- I'm happy for you.

1302
01:19:01,352 --> 01:19:02,888
You look tired, my friend.

1303
01:19:03,521 --> 01:19:05,087
Get some rest.

1304
01:19:05,089 --> 01:19:07,959
Yeah, well,
we got a big day Monday.

1305
01:19:09,293 --> 01:19:11,392
Debbie's recording
her first album.

1306
01:19:11,394 --> 01:19:14,529
What? Debbie, that rocks.
When did this happen?

1307
01:19:14,531 --> 01:19:16,998
Yeah, sorry,
it all happened so fast.

1308
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,101
I completely forgot
to mention it.

1309
01:19:19,103 --> 01:19:22,538
Yesterday, I got the most
random series of phone calls.

1310
01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:24,509
No, but it was your talent
that made it happen.

1311
01:19:25,142 --> 01:19:26,111
Remember that.

1312
01:19:27,378 --> 01:19:30,346
- Yeah.
- "Every day just feels the same.

1313
01:19:30,348 --> 01:19:31,983
And my heart has gotten
in the way.

1314
01:19:32,650 --> 01:19:36,955
Every day just feels the same.
And I'm sorry that we came.

1315
01:19:37,487 --> 01:19:41,558
Every day just feels the same.
And I cannot place the blame."

1316
01:19:43,527 --> 01:19:46,531
- What do you think?
- Yes, it's good.

1317
01:19:48,631 --> 01:19:51,566
I'm not sure about this,
Stillman.

1318
01:19:51,568 --> 01:19:53,267
You're not sure about what?

1319
01:19:53,269 --> 01:19:57,142
You know, my music.
Recording. The whole thing.

1320
01:19:57,607 --> 01:20:00,042
Are you nervous?

1321
01:20:00,044 --> 01:20:02,144
If you're nervous, I'm certain I can
get you some more time to prepare.

1322
01:20:02,146 --> 01:20:03,447
You could? How?

1323
01:20:04,281 --> 01:20:05,646
I don't...
I mean, I don't know for sure.

1324
01:20:05,648 --> 01:20:07,718
No, I'm not nervous.

1325
01:20:08,786 --> 01:20:10,021
It's just, like...

1326
01:20:11,688 --> 01:20:13,624
I don't care, honestly.

1327
01:20:14,692 --> 01:20:16,962
- About recording?
- About any of it.

1328
01:20:17,527 --> 01:20:20,128
You know, music was such
a big part of my life

1329
01:20:20,130 --> 01:20:22,096
and even though I was shy,
I still wanted to do it

1330
01:20:22,098 --> 01:20:23,668
to see how good I could be.

1331
01:20:24,802 --> 01:20:26,271
And now?

1332
01:20:37,048 --> 01:20:40,085
Stillman, do you think it's
strange that we never fight?

1333
01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:43,588
- What?
- Me and you, we never fight.

1334
01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:46,555
- Do I think that's strange?
- Mmm.

1335
01:20:46,557 --> 01:20:49,690
No. No, I think it's awesome,
you know,

1336
01:20:49,692 --> 01:20:51,362
we get along so well.

1337
01:20:51,661 --> 01:20:53,828
No, I'm not talking about
getting along.

1338
01:20:53,830 --> 01:20:59,403
I mean, we've never even... we
never even disagree on anything.

1339
01:21:00,204 --> 01:21:03,508
Is this serious? Or is there
something else bothering you?

1340
01:21:04,107 --> 01:21:05,673
No, this is serious.

1341
01:21:05,675 --> 01:21:08,146
You know, I honestly think
we'd be better off if we fought.

1342
01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:11,082
I don't know.

1343
01:21:11,682 --> 01:21:13,585
Maybe there's just
something wrong with me.

1344
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:33,705
Always returning to the breath
with compassion for ourselves.

1345
01:21:34,638 --> 01:21:36,107
[door opening]

1346
01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:43,345
If you find yourself
distracted by the outside world

1347
01:21:43,347 --> 01:21:45,183
simply return to the breath.

1348
01:21:46,150 --> 01:21:49,219
And if a thought
seems particularly important

1349
01:21:49,753 --> 01:21:50,621
just let it go.

1350
01:21:51,522 --> 01:21:54,726
Knowing that
it can probably wait till later.

1351
01:21:59,429 --> 01:22:00,863
So why don't we try to
maintain this space

1352
01:22:00,865 --> 01:22:04,269
for the next five...
next 15 minutes?

1353
01:22:07,170 --> 01:22:08,436
What's wrong with you?

1354
01:22:08,438 --> 01:22:09,573
- I need help.
- Tell me.

1355
01:22:10,607 --> 01:22:12,776
Something is wrong with Debbie.
She's changed.

1356
01:22:13,510 --> 01:22:15,409
Okay, it is perfectly normal
for things

1357
01:22:15,411 --> 01:22:17,346
to slow down in the bedroom
after marriage.

1358
01:22:17,348 --> 01:22:19,150
- You can't take it personally.
- No, that's not why I'm here.

1359
01:22:20,183 --> 01:22:22,086
She's not who she used to be.

1360
01:22:22,419 --> 01:22:23,321
How so?

1361
01:22:25,622 --> 01:22:29,824
Well, you remember
the time machine I invented?

1362
01:22:29,826 --> 01:22:31,659
No!

1363
01:22:31,661 --> 01:22:33,261
- I thought that was gone.
- Well, I built another one.

1364
01:22:33,263 --> 01:22:34,762
How'd you do that?

1365
01:22:34,764 --> 01:22:36,832
- Well, I still know the theorem.
- And you're using it?

1366
01:22:36,834 --> 01:22:39,668
All the time.
Like, all the time.

1367
01:22:39,670 --> 01:22:41,770
Last night I went back in time
to make the bed.

1368
01:22:41,772 --> 01:22:43,739
- That's not good.
- She wasn't even home yet.

1369
01:22:43,741 --> 01:22:45,740
I could've gone upstairs
to make the bed,

1370
01:22:45,742 --> 01:22:48,243
- but I used the time machine.
- So cut yourself off.

1371
01:22:48,245 --> 01:22:53,215
I would, but I'm telling you
Debbie's not even Debbie anymore.

1372
01:22:53,217 --> 01:22:54,783
She doesn't even
care about music.

1373
01:22:54,785 --> 01:22:57,655
She never plays.
She hardly even laughs.

1374
01:22:58,522 --> 01:23:00,321
I've been redoing everything
so many times,

1375
01:23:00,323 --> 01:23:02,727
I swear it's starting
to have an effect on her.

1376
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:06,761
- Well, people change, Stillman.
- That's your advice?

1377
01:23:06,763 --> 01:23:08,896
- Well, what did you expect?
- I don't know.

1378
01:23:08,898 --> 01:23:11,466
- I gotta destroy the machine or else...
- Whoa, slow down a second.

1379
01:23:11,468 --> 01:23:14,502
You're getting hysterical. Look,
no relationships are perfect.

1380
01:23:14,504 --> 01:23:15,971
They all require work.

1381
01:23:15,973 --> 01:23:18,610
- Metaphysical work?
- No, my point is

1382
01:23:18,976 --> 01:23:21,243
you should try to appreciate
what you do have,

1383
01:23:21,245 --> 01:23:22,677
what the both of you have.

1384
01:23:22,679 --> 01:23:24,548
It's probably way better
than you realize.

1385
01:23:25,915 --> 01:23:27,217
I don't know, man.

1386
01:23:28,852 --> 01:23:31,622
I'm not even sure
what we have anymore.

1387
01:23:43,299 --> 01:23:45,335
I wish I knew
how to make you happy.

1388
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,611
Maybe we should have a baby.

1389
01:23:57,348 --> 01:23:58,349
What?

1390
01:23:59,582 --> 01:24:02,887
But we have a plan.
This is your plan.

1391
01:24:04,254 --> 01:24:07,922
We focus on your music
and then we travel, then kids.

1392
01:24:07,924 --> 01:24:09,561
So let's do it out of order.

1393
01:24:10,294 --> 01:24:13,564
You know, maybe that's why
I've been feeling so lost.

1394
01:24:13,863 --> 01:24:16,998
We need something to give us purpose
and music clearly isn't it,

1395
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,735
and instead of moving on
to some new thing,

1396
01:24:19,737 --> 01:24:22,671
maybe if we, you know,
grew our family,

1397
01:24:22,673 --> 01:24:26,376
we'd have that energy, the
motion that we've been lacking.

1398
01:24:32,549 --> 01:24:34,319
I guess we could consider it.

1399
01:24:35,419 --> 01:24:36,955
I really think it could work.

1400
01:24:47,697 --> 01:24:49,267
Let's talk about it tomorrow.

1401
01:25:35,778 --> 01:25:37,948
You deserve
so much better than this.

1402
01:25:49,893 --> 01:25:51,763
[loud knocking]

1403
01:25:59,370 --> 01:26:00,705
Hey. Hi.

1404
01:26:01,804 --> 01:26:04,506
Hey, bud, you wanna go
for a run or something?

1405
01:26:04,508 --> 01:26:06,007
You know,
I'm super busy this morning.

1406
01:26:06,009 --> 01:26:08,377
- Okay.
- I'll call you later.

1407
01:26:08,379 --> 01:26:10,111
Yeah, listen, I've been thinking about
your situation if you wanna talk it over.

1408
01:26:10,113 --> 01:26:12,980
No, I gotta...
I got a lot of things going on.

1409
01:26:12,982 --> 01:26:14,048
- I gotta go.
- You gotta do what?

1410
01:26:14,050 --> 01:26:15,687
I gotta... I gotta go, Evan.

1411
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:18,856
Please don't destroy it!

1412
01:26:31,134 --> 01:26:32,469
What do you care?

1413
01:26:34,071 --> 01:26:35,840
I just don't think
you should do anything drastic.

1414
01:26:42,079 --> 01:26:44,448
Look, this isn't just about you,
all right?

1415
01:26:46,150 --> 01:26:47,352
How long?

1416
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:50,722
Since we got back.

1417
01:26:51,722 --> 01:26:53,154
I knew you wouldn't
be able to live without it,

1418
01:26:53,156 --> 01:26:55,759
so I just, like,
I kept an eye on you.

1419
01:26:58,661 --> 01:27:00,962
- How did you even get in?
- That sliding glass door thing's

1420
01:27:00,964 --> 01:27:03,434
- usually open.
- And I never catch you?

1421
01:27:03,767 --> 01:27:06,604
- You catch me all the time.
- Right, yeah, of course.

1422
01:27:09,205 --> 01:27:11,138
- We're both hooked.
- I'm not hooked, all right?

1423
01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:12,740
I just happen to find it
very useful.

1424
01:27:12,742 --> 01:27:14,609
Look, I give a lot of people
advice, man.

1425
01:27:14,611 --> 01:27:16,177
And frankly,
I'm not very good at it yet.

1426
01:27:16,179 --> 01:27:18,648
So the time machine helps.
Like, a lot.

1427
01:27:21,751 --> 01:27:23,217
- I'm sorry, Evan.
- No, Stillman! Stillman!

1428
01:27:23,219 --> 01:27:24,653
I gotta end it.

1429
01:27:24,655 --> 01:27:26,124
[banging]

1430
01:27:26,522 --> 01:27:28,023
Okay.

1431
01:27:28,025 --> 01:27:29,660
- Who's at the door?
- No, ignore it.

1432
01:27:37,901 --> 01:27:39,003
It's just Evan.

1433
01:27:43,072 --> 01:27:44,575
What is going on?

1434
01:27:51,848 --> 01:27:53,418
Stillman, no. No, wait.

1435
01:27:57,254 --> 01:27:59,520
[both groan]

1436
01:27:59,522 --> 01:28:02,058
- Ow! What are you doing?
- Stopping you!

1437
01:28:02,558 --> 01:28:03,660
From what?

1438
01:28:04,527 --> 01:28:06,026
Oh, I thought you were
gonna, like,

1439
01:28:06,028 --> 01:28:07,732
go back in time
and uninvent the time machine.

1440
01:28:08,264 --> 01:28:09,967
- No.
- Oh.

1441
01:28:12,201 --> 01:28:14,002
Wait, that is
what you're gonna do.

1442
01:28:14,004 --> 01:28:16,504
Stillman! Listen. Okay, listen.

1443
01:28:16,506 --> 01:28:18,172
We both got
what we wanted, right?

1444
01:28:18,174 --> 01:28:20,775
So let's destroy this machine
and move on with our lives

1445
01:28:20,777 --> 01:28:21,909
as they are right now.

1446
01:28:21,911 --> 01:28:23,780
I still know the theorem.

1447
01:28:24,548 --> 01:28:26,717
If I destroy this machine,
I'll make another one.

1448
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:29,486
I have to quit, cold turkey.

1449
01:28:30,019 --> 01:28:32,587
I have to let her go,
and the only way to do that

1450
01:28:32,589 --> 01:28:34,088
is to go back to the beginning.

1451
01:28:34,090 --> 01:28:35,793
Of time?

1452
01:28:36,759 --> 01:28:37,928
The day you hit me.

1453
01:28:38,528 --> 01:28:40,697
If I don't get hit,
there's no theorem.

1454
01:28:41,031 --> 01:28:42,963
There's no theorem,
there's no machine.

1455
01:28:42,965 --> 01:28:44,869
- None of this.
- And that will be it?

1456
01:28:45,201 --> 01:28:47,101
For me and Allison
and my students?

1457
01:28:47,103 --> 01:28:48,539
My days with Lord Buddha?

1458
01:28:49,138 --> 01:28:50,971
- Lord Buddha?
- I think it was him.

1459
01:28:50,973 --> 01:28:52,809
It could've just been, like,
a super nice Indian dude.

1460
01:28:53,210 --> 01:28:54,809
Well, that's amazing, Evan.

1461
01:28:54,811 --> 01:28:57,514
I have a ton of questions
about that, but... no.

1462
01:28:58,247 --> 01:29:00,585
No, anything we got
from the machine would be gone.

1463
01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:03,086
I'm sorry.

1464
01:29:05,856 --> 01:29:07,925
- I'm not going back.
- You're not?

1465
01:29:08,224 --> 01:29:09,861
What, you're gonna fight me?

1466
01:29:10,093 --> 01:29:12,026
I thought you were enlightened.

1467
01:29:12,028 --> 01:29:14,064
- I'm not that fucking enlightened.
- What is going on?

1468
01:29:17,733 --> 01:29:18,870
What is that?

1469
01:29:21,170 --> 01:29:22,106
Evan?

1470
01:29:24,174 --> 01:29:25,610
It's a time machine, Debbie.

1471
01:29:26,911 --> 01:29:28,913
I'm gonna destroy it, and that
will keep you guys together.

1472
01:29:39,156 --> 01:29:40,558
A time machine?

1473
01:29:43,727 --> 01:29:44,961
I made it for you.

1474
01:29:51,701 --> 01:29:57,073
So that night that we hung out

1475
01:29:57,941 --> 01:30:00,911
and you talked about
traveling in time.

1476
01:30:02,379 --> 01:30:03,948
That was true.

1477
01:30:06,015 --> 01:30:07,552
From then till now?

1478
01:30:08,684 --> 01:30:10,187
A lot of work getting it right.

1479
01:30:11,388 --> 01:30:13,954
- This explains so much.
- I know.

1480
01:30:13,956 --> 01:30:16,026
I thought there was
something wrong with me.

1481
01:30:17,361 --> 01:30:19,597
This is why we don't fight!

1482
01:30:20,229 --> 01:30:23,567
This is why I don't
care about anything!

1483
01:30:24,768 --> 01:30:28,005
I wasn't me and you weren't you and
this has all just been bullshit!

1484
01:30:28,338 --> 01:30:31,608
Technically, I'm not sure
how you noticed anything.

1485
01:30:32,009 --> 01:30:34,979
- And that made it okay?
- It was a simple enough theory!

1486
01:30:36,412 --> 01:30:40,151
Eliminate all the times you were
unhappy and then you would be happy.

1487
01:30:41,351 --> 01:30:42,786
Super scientific.

1488
01:30:45,155 --> 01:30:46,256
How long?

1489
01:30:49,058 --> 01:30:52,195
In total years, not that long.

1490
01:30:54,697 --> 01:30:57,968
60, 70 years.

1491
01:30:59,936 --> 01:31:01,170
Give or take a decade.

1492
01:31:05,041 --> 01:31:06,977
What a horrific invention.

1493
01:31:07,878 --> 01:31:08,879
I know.

1494
01:31:10,312 --> 01:31:13,347
That's why I have to go back
and make sure

1495
01:31:13,349 --> 01:31:15,719
none of this ever happens.

1496
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:19,357
And you'll be free.

1497
01:31:23,693 --> 01:31:24,859
Get your head out of there, bud.

1498
01:31:24,861 --> 01:31:26,731
- [note resonating]
- Ah!

1499
01:31:42,179 --> 01:31:44,015
This is who you really are, man.

1500
01:31:45,182 --> 01:31:48,019
Your life's gonna turn out just
fine without a time machine.

1501
01:31:48,218 --> 01:31:49,754
I promise.

1502
01:31:56,425 --> 01:31:57,827
I'm so sorry.

1503
01:32:00,129 --> 01:32:01,297
I love you.

1504
01:32:05,402 --> 01:32:08,368
I can't believe
you're gonna do this to me!

1505
01:32:08,370 --> 01:32:09,803
Stillman, you're gonna
leave me here...

1506
01:32:09,805 --> 01:32:11,506
[both groan]

1507
01:32:11,508 --> 01:32:12,977
Oh!

1508
01:32:27,523 --> 01:32:29,293
Wait, hey.
Wait, where are you going?

1509
01:32:48,778 --> 01:32:50,013
I wish I had believed you.

1510
01:32:58,988 --> 01:33:00,555
Sorry.

1511
01:33:00,557 --> 01:33:02,023
- What are you doing?
- I gotta hit you with the car

1512
01:33:02,025 --> 01:33:03,557
so you'll come up with
the thing.

1513
01:33:03,559 --> 01:33:04,793
- That's ridiculous.
- You know what's ridiculous?

1514
01:33:04,795 --> 01:33:06,160
Wearing a uniform to work.

1515
01:33:06,162 --> 01:33:07,462
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm not kidding.

1516
01:33:07,464 --> 01:33:08,899
I felt like an idiot
in that thing.

1517
01:33:10,866 --> 01:33:13,168
This would be a lot safer
if you just stand still.

1518
01:33:13,170 --> 01:33:14,305
No!

1519
01:33:16,106 --> 01:33:17,971
- Stillman.
- Look, this isn't even gonna work.

1520
01:33:17,973 --> 01:33:21,044
You don't know that. It's gonna
work out great for everyone.

1521
01:33:26,482 --> 01:33:28,151
Ah.

1522
01:33:28,518 --> 01:33:30,051
- Evan...
- Would you just...

1523
01:33:30,053 --> 01:33:31,218
Could you just wait
there for a sec?

1524
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:33,053
- No, this isn't...
- Just wait there

1525
01:33:33,055 --> 01:33:35,025
- for a minute, all right?
- This is embarrassing, man.

1526
01:33:35,558 --> 01:33:36,893
All right, come on.

1527
01:33:39,862 --> 01:33:41,095
[students scream]

1528
01:33:41,097 --> 01:33:43,099
[Evan]
Oh, Jesus. Oh.

1529
01:33:51,241 --> 01:33:53,173
If you just hold still
for two seconds,

1530
01:33:53,175 --> 01:33:55,312
I'll give you a little love
nudge, and it's all over.

1531
01:33:56,478 --> 01:33:58,816
You're making this way harder
than it needs to be, Stillman.

1532
01:34:01,183 --> 01:34:02,218
Stillman.

1533
01:34:11,228 --> 01:34:14,229
No, Evan.
Evan, Evan, you know what?

1534
01:34:14,231 --> 01:34:15,495
- Yeah, do it.
- I'm gonna do it.

1535
01:34:15,497 --> 01:34:17,198
- Do it.
- I'm gonna do it.

1536
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:19,367
- Yeah, I'm telling you to do it.
- I'm gonna do it.

1537
01:34:19,369 --> 01:34:20,271
Come on.

1538
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:24,939
What is that, Evan?

1539
01:34:24,941 --> 01:34:26,440
- I'm trying to get you.
- Come on, hit me, man!

1540
01:34:26,442 --> 01:34:28,508
- You want this time machine.
- Will you shut up?

1541
01:34:28,510 --> 01:34:30,278
- I'm trying to concentrate on hitting you...
- Right now, Evan!

1542
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,046
- Go and hit me!
- [both yelling]

1543
01:34:32,048 --> 01:34:33,117
You gotta...

1544
01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:40,157
God, dude. Dude, dude, dude.

1545
01:34:48,197 --> 01:34:51,367
So I'm sorry I almost
killed you back there, man.

1546
01:34:53,068 --> 01:34:54,170
Don't sweat it.

1547
01:34:55,171 --> 01:34:57,174
I know what it's like
to go crazy like that.

1548
01:34:59,142 --> 01:35:00,211
At least it's over.

1549
01:35:01,143 --> 01:35:02,111
So it's gone?

1550
01:35:05,314 --> 01:35:06,549
There's no memory of it.

1551
01:35:07,851 --> 01:35:09,417
You can still get us back through
the phone, though, right?

1552
01:35:09,419 --> 01:35:10,685
Like you did before?

1553
01:35:10,687 --> 01:35:12,921
I mean if I...
if I'd hooked it up.

1554
01:35:12,923 --> 01:35:15,189
- Wait, you didn't hook up the phone?
- I didn't think you were coming.

1555
01:35:15,191 --> 01:35:16,591
So we're stuck here?

1556
01:35:16,593 --> 01:35:19,660
No, I mean,
we're going back eventually.

1557
01:35:19,662 --> 01:35:21,165
Just at the regular rate.

1558
01:35:22,464 --> 01:35:23,433
Exactly.

1559
01:35:28,037 --> 01:35:29,372
I think this time around...

1560
01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:33,277
I'm gonna grow my own pot.

1561
01:35:35,077 --> 01:35:36,880
I wasted so much money
on that last year.

1562
01:35:45,722 --> 01:35:47,224
It's time to say goodbye.

1563
01:35:48,058 --> 01:35:48,993
Good luck.

1564
01:35:50,093 --> 01:35:51,028
Thanks, man.

1565
01:36:00,135 --> 01:36:01,237
Your notebook.

1566
01:36:06,108 --> 01:36:07,244
Goodbye.

1567
01:36:13,282 --> 01:36:14,183
What?

1568
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,022
Oh!

1569
01:36:19,522 --> 01:36:20,925
Oh, my God!

1570
01:36:21,457 --> 01:36:24,161
Are you kidding me?
Get back here!

1571
01:36:27,464 --> 01:36:28,365
Debbie?

1572
01:36:30,433 --> 01:36:32,065
- Is that...
- Your wife?

1573
01:36:32,067 --> 01:36:34,237
Yeah, it's me, and we're
gonna have this fight.

1574
01:36:34,771 --> 01:36:36,671
- But how did you get...
- No, shut up!

1575
01:36:36,673 --> 01:36:38,638
You don't get to control
my life for that long

1576
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:40,541
and then go back in time
to control it again

1577
01:36:40,543 --> 01:36:42,979
just 'cause you feel like
being, what, heroic?

1578
01:36:43,312 --> 01:36:45,413
I didn't know what to do.

1579
01:36:45,415 --> 01:36:48,749
- Well, stop making my decisions for me.
- Okay. I won't anymore.

1580
01:36:48,751 --> 01:36:52,619
- Anymore? Oh, my God!
- Well, I didn't get hit,

1581
01:36:52,621 --> 01:36:54,622
so there is no machine.

1582
01:36:54,624 --> 01:36:56,423
- And technically, that's a decision...
- Oh, my God, stop.

1583
01:36:56,425 --> 01:36:58,025
I don't even know
what you're talking about,

1584
01:36:58,027 --> 01:36:59,662
but the sound of it
pisses me off.

1585
01:37:00,662 --> 01:37:01,630
I'm sorry.

1586
01:37:02,432 --> 01:37:04,601
For a brilliant man,
you can be such an idiot.

1587
01:37:06,102 --> 01:37:08,168
- Yeah.
- All right, my life is mine.

1588
01:37:08,170 --> 01:37:09,770
- It doesn't belong to you.
- I know.

1589
01:37:09,772 --> 01:37:12,175
- And I can mess it up however I want.
- Okay.

1590
01:37:13,242 --> 01:37:14,809
You're terrible at fighting.

1591
01:37:14,811 --> 01:37:17,113
Well, what do you
want me to say?

1592
01:37:18,348 --> 01:37:21,652
I screwed up, all right?
Cosmically.

1593
01:37:22,352 --> 01:37:26,154
And now I'm trying to fix it
by intentionally destroying

1594
01:37:26,156 --> 01:37:28,189
the most powerful invention
ever created, by the way.

1595
01:37:28,191 --> 01:37:29,457
You don't get points for that.

1596
01:37:29,459 --> 01:37:31,592
Oh, my God, this hurts so bad!

1597
01:37:31,594 --> 01:37:34,298
- How do you keep doing this?
- 'Cause I wanted to make you happy!

1598
01:37:35,464 --> 01:37:38,267
And I never made it stick!

1599
01:37:38,668 --> 01:37:42,203
And now I'm realizing
that, scientifically speaking,

1600
01:37:42,205 --> 01:37:47,611
that whole fixing past
mistakes thing really sucks!

1601
01:37:49,512 --> 01:37:55,619
And all my ideas and theories
are bullshit.

1602
01:37:56,585 --> 01:38:02,291
Because the only constant in the universe
is that we have no control over anything.

1603
01:38:05,361 --> 01:38:08,532
So from the bottom
of my heart...

1604
01:38:10,265 --> 01:38:11,535
I am sorry.

1605
01:38:14,504 --> 01:38:15,738
You trapped me.

1606
01:38:16,872 --> 01:38:18,142
I know.

1607
01:38:19,241 --> 01:38:21,177
Do you know how bad that is?

1608
01:38:21,710 --> 01:38:23,379
That's why I have to do this.

1609
01:38:26,582 --> 01:38:28,152
Yeah, maybe that's best.

1610
01:38:56,345 --> 01:38:57,677
I'm confused.

1611
01:38:57,679 --> 01:38:59,182
- Are we together or...
- Right now...

1612
01:39:02,585 --> 01:39:03,654
we're together.

1613
01:39:08,290 --> 01:39:09,525
Now, that was a fight.

1614
01:39:14,263 --> 01:39:15,498
You wanna do it again?

1615
01:39:22,128 --> 01:39:27,128
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